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If you are a good person you will be reincarnated as Mario.

contributed by martenla

On Sat 26 Jul 08, the turf at Wembley will be christened with the blood of fallen martyrs, as six gangs of living-history loons stage a trial-by-combat to establish just who or what has been reincarnated as Mario Marconi. In the first European mass-death-as-public-entertainment spectacular since the fall of the Roman Empire, the combatants are as follows.

  • The Sealed Knot, an English civil war combat reenactment society, who assert that Mario is a reincarnation of Oliver Cromwell
  • The Company of Saynt George, a Swiss living-history association, who demand that Mario is a reincarnation of Saint George
  • The Vikings, a British reenactment society, who hold that Mario is a reincarnation of the Norse thunder god Thor
  • Pax Romana, a Dutch combat recreation collective, who demand that Mario is a reincarnation of the Roman thunder god Jupiter
  • The Spartans, a US war band, who insist that Mario is a reincarnation of the Greek thunder god Zeus
  • The Society for Creative Anachronism, an international living-history organisation, who assert that Mario is a reincarnation of ancient Egyptian road haulage god Optimus Prime

contributed by dalinian61

Mario invented Reincarnation so that every generation could have a bit of Mario.

You won't hear him mention this cos he doesn't want to be The Big Dalai Lam (a).

contributed by feelsolucky

During several past-life regression hypnosis sessions, it has come to light that, in his previous incarnations, Mario was

  • Ramesses the Great,
  • Alexander the Great,
  • Alfred the Great,
  • Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni (his David sculpture being a self-portrait),
  • Suleiman the Magnificent, and
  • Ivan the Terrible (schurely schome mistake? Ed)

Oh, and Lisa was

  • Queen Neffertiti,
  • Catherine the Great, and (of course)
  • the subject of Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa.

contributed by dalinian61

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