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Cast

The Pagemaster

  • Richard Tyler
  • Adventure
  • Fantasy
  • Horror

The Tourettes Guy for Policeman

  • Danny
  • Danny's Grandpa

Transcript

  • Narrator: One day, Tyler, Adventure, Fantasy, Horror went to the video store near where was, when Richard Tyler saw a 1990 VHS of the Little Mermaid, but it happened.
  • Richard Tyler: Can I have it, please?
  • Fantasy: No, Tyler, and it's a phony.
  • Horror: You mean it's a phony?
  • Adventure: Yeah.
  • Richard Tyler: This is not good. Definity not good at all. (Cries) Waaaaaahahahahaaaaaaa!
  • Fantasy and Adventure: YOU MUST DIE!
  • Narrator: The next day, he went to the toy store that is.
  • Richard Tyler: Can I have the Vtech Computer?
  • Adventure: Sorry, Tyler.
  • Richard Tyler: NOOOOOOOOOO! THIS CAN'T BE!
  • Horror and Adventure: IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, YOU WILL GET A SPANKING WHEN WE GET HOME, WILL BE LOST!
  • Richard Tyler: No!
  • Danny: Hey, what's going on?
  • Richard Tyler: Adventure, Fantasy, Horror! Won't you let us stop with me, pal?!
  • Danny's Grandpa: Look out!
  • Richard Tyler: (Screams)
  • Adventure: Where's my son of sea biscuit, of my knocked me crow's nest? Where's he be? Where's he be, you little mister!
  • Danny's Grandpa: Come on, get on the boat! Quick, quick, quick! Get in there!
  • Horror: So I think I've scaring it? He's should swim right after eating you know. He'll get cramps.
  • Adventure: Where did he go?
  • Richard Tyler: Aah!
  • Adventure: Row! (Tyler screaming) Row for your lives!
  • Danny and Danny's Grandpa: AW, SHIT! IT'S A MOBY DICK BY THE WHALE!
  • Adventure: Hold on!
  • Horror: Oh no, it's going to be death! (Moby Dick will eat it, then destroys a boat.)
  • Adventure, Horror, Fantasy, Tyler: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  • [He crashes by the water. Tyler getting on the rafter.]
  • Danny's Grandpa: Tyler, are you crying?
  • Richard Tyler: (cries) I just died, forever.
  • Danny's Grandpa: I think was a 18 months.
  • Richard Tyler: NO EIGHTEEN MONTHS!
  • Danny's Grandpa: YES! 18 MONTHS!
  • Richard Tyler: How you can stay for?
  • Fantasy and Horror: Well.
  • Horror: 18 years. Good bye.

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