(the alarm clock rings)
Rigby: 12:30? I'm late for school! (runs to school)
Teacher: Rigby, why are you late to school?
Rigby: The alarm clock did not wake me up till 12:30 and my parents didn't wake me up!
Teacher: Go to the principal's office right now.
(Rigby walks into Principal Benson's office crying)
Benson: So Rigby, what brings you here today?
Rigby: I was late for school.
Benson: You were late for school. Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh that's it Rigby. You are now expelled! I will be notifying your parents that you have been expelled.
Rigby: Fine! Expell me bitch. I really do not care for it anymore. I'm finally back home! Let's celebrate! No more school! (35x) Now if the principal called my fuckin' parents, she's going to kill me.
Mom: Rigby Jenson! I have to talk to you.
Rigby: Go away mom, I'm trying to celebrate!
Mom: Rigby, if you talk smack to me again, I will give your laptop to Midcheusdi.
Rigby: Okay, I'll listen. Make it quick though.
Mom: Rigby I am so so so so disappointed in your behavior. I got a phone call from Principal Perish saying that you got expelled for being late, and yesterday you cut class, threw food at lunchtime, used a girl's bath room, stole a diamond board, smoked cigarettes in a bath room, smashed students in dark lockers, took a huge poop in the middle of the cafeteria floor, and chewed gum in class. Did you do all of this?
Rigby: Uh, yes I did. I don't wanna fucking hear about it.
Mom: Well, because you got expelled and did not tell the other stuff you're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years.
Rigby: Please do not take away my favorite stuff. Without all that I'm gonna go berserk!
Mom: I am not just taking away your favorite stuff, but I'm also taking away your TV, your Xbox 360, you are definitely getting nothing for your birthday, you will not have pizza, you will not go shopping online N-O. You will not hang out with girlfriends and if I see you do, I'll force you back into the house. I can't believe you got expelled for the first time ever.
Mom: Now go to the naughty chair, that is your punishment!