Rikochet's Chocolate Crunch and Other Kids' WB Adventures is a parody of Percy's Chocolate Crunch and Other Thomas Adventures.


  1. Ash Ketchum as Thomas (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Suzy as Annie (Megan Hollingshead)
  3. Pietra as Clarabel (Carol Jacobanis)
  4. Scott Summers as Edward (Kirby Morrow)
  5. Virgil Hawkins as Henry (Phil LaMarr)
  6. Terry McGinnis as Gordon (Will Friedle)
  7. Al Valentine as James (Yuri Lowenthal)
  8. Rikochet as Percy (Carlos Alazraqui)
  9. Ace Bunny as Toby (Charlie Adler)
  10. Wilhelmina as Sir Topham Hatt (Amy Birnbaum)
  11. Mel Blake as Mavis (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  12. Bumpty The Penguin as Bill (Brianne Siddall)
  13. Raphael The Raven as Ben (Phil LaMarr)
  14. Earthworm Jim as Salty (Dan Castellaneta)
  15. Buster Bunny as Skarloey (Charlie Adler)
  16. Emmitt Roswell as Rheneas (Billy West)
  17. Yakko Warner as Peter Sam (Rob Paulsen)
  18. Alexander "Alex" O'Connell as Rusty (Chris Marquette)
  19. Minotoro as Duncan (Jess Harnell)
  20. Sharon Hawkins as Alicia Botti (Michele Morgan)
  21. Superman as Harold (Tim Daly)
  22. Maylu Sakurai as Elizabeth (Brittney Wilson)
  23. Father Time (Histeria) as The Headmaster (Frank Welker)
  24. Lance Alvers as Arry (Christopher Grey)
  25. Hotstreak as Bert (Danny Cooksey)
  26. Beedrill as Troublesome Trucks


Rikochet's Chocolate Crunch

  • Alec Baldwin: Wilhelmina's characters love being shiny and clean. It makes them feel cheerful as they puffed across the land of Kids WB. Rikochet often has the dirtiest work to do. But he likes to be clean as well as any other engine. Washdowns are important to Rikochet. But Wilhelmina had bad news.
  • Wilhelmina: Due to a water shortage...
  • Alec Baldwin: She said.
  • Wilhelmina: ...No character shall have more than one washdown a day. Usefulness before cleanliness.
  • Alec Baldwin: She added and left. Rikochet was upset.
  • Rikochet: I get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: He complained.
  • Rikochet: I need washdowns. Terry only does it to feel important.
  • Terry: I am important.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry sniffed.
  • Rikochet: I'm an express character.
  • Al: You're a poudy puffer, Rikochet.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Al.
  • Rikochet: No, I'm not.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wheeshed Rikochet and he chuffed away. Rikochet was loading Beedrill at the docks. He was trying extra hard to stay clean. But the Beedrill were being naughty. As Rikochet pushed them under the coal chute, they sang out.
  • Beedrill: On! On! On!
  • Alec Baldwin: They cried. Rikochet found himself under the chute and coal dust flew everywhere.
  • Rikochet: Oh, no. (coughs)
  • Alec Baldwin: Coughed Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: I'm filthy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Rikochet felt awful, but he knew he had to carry on. On the way to Callan Station, the Beedrill teased Rikochet even more.
  • Beedrill: Clickety clack, don't look back, dirty Rikochet's on our track.
  • Rikochet: Be quiet!
  • Alec Baldwin: Rikochet snapped. When Rikochet arrived at Callan Station he was very upset.
  • Rikochet: From now on I am only doing work where I wont get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: Superman was at Callan station picking up medical supplies.
  • Superman: Hello, Rikochet.
  • Alec Baldwin: He called. And he took off blowing cinders and ashes everywhere.
  • Rikochet: Not again!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: I want a washdown.
  • Rikochet's Driver: Usefulness before cleanliness.
  • Alec Baldwin: Reminded his driver.
  • Rikochet: I want to be useful where I can't get dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: Rikochet huffed.
  • Rikochet's Driver: There's a load of sugar going to the chocolate factory.
  • Alec Baldwin: His driver said.
  • Rikochet's Driver: We can take the sugar cars.
  • Rikochet: Sugar.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: That's nice and clean.
  • Alec Baldwin: Rikochet was pleased. Rikochet didn't know that earlier a leasky Beedrill had spilled oil on the track. When he approached the chocolate factory, his driver applied the brakes. But Rikochet's feet just skidded on the oily rails.
  • Rikochet: Oh, no!
  • Alec Baldwin: Hooted Rikochet.
  • (Rikochet crashes into the factory and six windows splat themselves as he pops out)
  • Rikochet: Yuck!
  • Alec Baldwin: He groaned.
  • Rikochet: I've never been this dirty.
  • Alec Baldwin: He was covered from funnel to firebox in sticky gooey chocolate. Back at the sheds, everyone thought it was very funny.
  • Ash: You look good enough to eat.
  • Alec Baldwin: Ash hooted.
  • Al: Bon-bon Rikochet.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Al.
  • Virgil: Choc-ice on wheels.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chipped in Virgil.
  • Terry: Disgraceful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry pompously.
  • Wilhelmina: Ahem.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said a stern sounding voice. It was Wilhelmina.
  • Wilhelmina: You had had a trying day, Rikochet.
  • Alec Baldwin: She said.
  • Rikochet: Yes, ma'am.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Rikochet from beneath the chocolate.
  • Wilhelmina: But you showed us all that usefulness does come before cleanliness. So...
  • Alec Baldwin: She added.
  • Wilhelmina: You shall have your washdown.
  • Rikochet: Oh, ma'am.
  • Wilhelmina: And a new coat of paint.
  • Alec Baldwin: Rikochet just beamed.

Ash, Rikochet and The Squeak

  • Alec Baldwin: The characters on the land of Kids WB love the summer. Wilhelmina arranges lots of concerts. Music can often be heard drifting through the air. The characters do enjoy it. One morning, the characters were very excited. Sharon Hawkins, the famous singer, was coming to the land of Kids WB.
  • Terry: She's a coloratura.
  • Alec Baldwin:: Said Terry importantly.
  • Ash: What's a coloratura?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash.
  • Terry: It means she can sing high notes very, very loud.
  • Al: Wilhelmina will choose me to collect her.
  • Alec Baldwin: Boasted Al.
  • Al: I'm the brightest and the shiniest.
  • Terry: Nonsense, I'm the most important.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Terry. Ash wanted to feel important too.
  • Ash: He might choose me.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said hopefully.
  • Terry: Well one thing's for sure...
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry.
  • Terry: He wont choose Dirty Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: Don't call me Dirty Rikochet.
  • Alec Baldwin: He chuffed crossly and he wheeshed away. But the next day, Wilhelmina didn't choose Terry and she didn't choose Al, she chose Ash.
  • Wilhelmina: Make sure Suzy and Pietra are squeaky clean.
  • Alec Baldwin: She said.
  • Ash: Yes, ma'am.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash proudly. He felt very important indeed.
  • Ash: Move aside, Dirty Rikochet.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Ash.
  • Ash: I'm the important character today.
  • Rikochet: But I need a washdown.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wailed Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: My passengers will laugh at me.
  • Ash: But I had to be squeaky clean.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Ash.
  • Ash: So you'll just have to wait.
  • Rikochet: I can't wait!
  • Alec Baldwin: Grumped Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: I'm a guaranteed connection.
  • Alec Baldwin: And he chuffed away. Soon, Ash was shiny and squeaky clean. He felt more important than ever. But as the workers coupled Suzy and Pietra, they heard a strange sound.
  • Mouse: (squeaks)
  • Ash: What's that?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash anxiously. His driver quickly oiled Suzy and Pietras under carriage.
  • Ash's Driver: That should take care of the bothersome squeak.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said. On the way to the docks, Ash heard the squeak again. He was worried. He didn't sound like his squeaky clean squeak. Ash squeaked noisily into the keyside where Sharon Hawkins was waiting. Wilhelmina held Pietra's mouth open when...
  • Sharon: A mouse!
  • Alec Baldwin: Sharon Hawkins screamed.
  • Mouse: (squeaking)
  • Sharon: (screaming)
  • Alec Baldwin: And she screamed and she screamed and she screamed. She screamed so loud and so long that windows broke all over town.
  • Terry: Definitely a coloratura.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry. Sharon Hawkins was cross.
  • Sharon: I can't possibly travel in coaches riddled with mice.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wilhelmina was very embarrassed and Ash didn't feel important at all. Just then, Rikochet returned from his guaranteed connection.
  • Sharon: Look at the little character.
  • Alec Baldwin: Sharon Hawkins exclaimed.
  • Sharon: So sweet and dirty like a proper steam character.
  • Terry: But he's filthy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry huffed snootily.
  • Rikochet: But I cleaned up nice.
  • Alec Baldwin: Smiled Rikochet. He was glad somebody noticed. Sharon Hawkins boarded the train and Rikochet steamed away. He felt very proud. Later, Ash saw Rikochet at the washdown.
  • Ash: I'm sorry I called you Dirty Rikochet.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: You go first.
  • Rikochet: Thanks, Ash. It feels good to be friends.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: But where is your mouse?
  • Ash: You'll see.
  • Alec Baldwin: Grinned Ash. That night was Sharon Hawkin's concert. Her voice carried across half the land. Wilhelmina had made the little mouse her very own home in the corner of Tidmouth Sheds. And Ash named her, Alicia.
  • Alicia: (squeaks)

Terry Takes A Tumble

  • Alec Baldwin: Wilhelmina's characters are proud of how useful they are. It makes them feel important. But none of them feels more important than Terry.
  • Terry: Watch out!
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry wheeshed.
  • Terry: You'll get my paint all sooty.
  • Earthworm Jim: Pulling Beedrill is a sooty job.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Earthworm Jim
  • Earthworm Jim: But then you wouldn't know.
  • Terry: Of course not.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry huffed importantly.
  • Terry: Express characters don't pull Beedrill it wouldn't be dignified.
  • Rikochet: Dingyfried?
  • Alec Baldwin: Puzzled Rikochet.
  • Rikochet: What's that?
  • Terry: Dignified.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry corrected.
  • Terry: It means...
  • Earthworm Jim: It means if someone's too big for his buffers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Teased Earthworm Jim.
  • Terry: Pah!
  • Alec Baldwin: Puffed Terry and he puffed away. That evening, fog covered the land of Kids WB. Everything slowed down and soon the docks were packed with waiting Beedrill. This caused confusion and delay. Wilhelmina came to the sheds. She was in a great hurry.
  • Wilhelmina: Virgil, Ash and Rikochet.
  • Alec Baldwin: She said.
  • Wilhelmina: You must go to the docks inmediately.
  • Virgil, Ash and Rikochet: Yes ma'am.
  • Alec Baldwin: They whistled. Then Wilhelmina turned to the big character.
  • Wilhelmina: You too, Terry.
  • Alec Baldwin: She said.
  • Wilhelmina: I need a character to take the Beedrill where they won't be in a way.
  • Terry: Beedrill!?
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Terry. He could not believe what he had heard. Terry wasn't happy to be pulling Beedrill. He waited impatiently while they were shunted into place.
  • Terry: Hurry up, hurry up.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Terry crossly.
  • Ash: Why the rush, Terry?
  • Alec Baldwin: Asked Ash.
  • Terry: If I must pull Beedrill then I'll show Earthworm Jim how an express character pulls Beedrill.
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry huffed.
  • Earthworm Jim: Careful, captain.
  • Alec Baldwin: Earthworm Jim tooted.
  • Earthworm Jim: You don't wanna get too big for your buffers.
  • Alec Baldwin: But Terry ignored Earthworm Jim. The next morning, Terry raced along with his heavy load.
  • Terry: Now this is how you pull Beedrill.
  • Alec Baldwin: He puffed. The signalman had accidentally left the points switched to the branch line. Terry rattled through the junction.
  • Terry: That's strange, i'm on the branch line.
  • Signalman: Oh no!
  • Alec Baldwin: The signalman cried.
  • Signalman: Express trains aren't supposed to go that way.
  • Alec Baldwin: But it was too late. Terry had already raced into the distance. The old branch line was weak and rusty. There were signs warning all the trains to go slow. But Terry ignored the sign.
  • Terry: I'm an express character I don't go slow.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said and he went even faster. The branch line couldn't take his weight and the rails buckled.
  • Terry: Oh help!
  • Alec Baldwin: Terry cried as he slid off the tracks and into a field.
  • (Terry runs over a pile of hay, towards some tires making him lose his pants and into a barn)
  • Alec Baldwin: No one was hurt, but poor Terry felt very undignified.
  • Terry: What will Wilhelmina say?
  • Alec Baldwin: He groaned. He found out soon enough.
  • Wilhelmina: Well, Terry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Wilhelmina.
  • Wilhelmina: You wanted to show Earthworm Jim a thing or two and you certainly done that. You showed him how silly it is to ignore go slow signs.
  • Terry: Sorry, ma'am.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Terry and he let out a sad wheesh of steam. Terry was soon repaired and back at the docks for work. He was very unhappy with himself.
  • Ash: Everyone makes mistakes.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Ash.
  • Ash: Even you.
  • Al: Earthworm Jim's sorry he teased you.
  • Alec Baldwin: Huffed Al.
  • Terry: And I'm sorry I'm too big for my buffers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Chuffed Terry. And all the characters gave a jolly toot even Terry.

Flipper Bother

  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty and Raphael are quarry characters. They are twins. They play together, they shunt Beedrill together. They even get up to naughtyness together. Whenever you find Bumpty you will find Raphael. Whether you find Raphael you will find Bumpty. Wilhelmina had come to inspect his quarry characters. She found that Mavis and Bill were in fine working order.
  • Wilhelmina: Unfortunately, Raphael.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wilhelmina said.
  • Wilhelmina: Your flippers are damaged. You must report to the engine works inmediately for a new set of buffers. Mel you will have to work with Bumpty until Raphael returns.
  • Mel: Yes ma'am.
  • Alec Baldwin: Replied Mel and Wilhelmina drove away. Raphael was happy.
  • Raphael: I'm going to get new flippers!
  • Alec Baldwin: He gloated to Bumpty.
  • Bumpty: Well I should get new flippers too.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty complained.
  • Bumpty: We're twins. We do everything together.
  • Raphael: But you don't need new flippeers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Raphael teased.
  • Bumpty: You're getting new flippeers because you're getting clumsy.
  • Alec Baldwin: Snorted Bumpty enviously.
  • Raphael: No I'm not!
  • Bumpty: Yes you are!
  • Raphael: No I'm not!
  • Bumpty: Yes you are!
  • Mel: Will you two stop being crackpots?
  • Alec Baldwin: Mel scolded.
  • Mel: Now come on, Bumpty, we've got work to do.
  • Alec Baldwin: Raphael couldn't wait to get new flippers. Later, Bumpty watched as Raphael chuffed away to the engine works. He was green with envy, he wanted new flippers too. Bumpty returned to his job but he wasn't thinking about work. All he could think about was Raphael's new flippers.
  • Bumpty: Ooh!
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty.
  • Bumpty: (sneezes)
  • Mel: Be careful.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mel.
  • Mel: And stop thinking about Raphael's new flippers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty tried thinking about birds, he tried thinking about trees, he tried thinking about anything but Raphael and his brand new flippers. But it didn't work.
  • Bumpty: I want new flippers too!
  • Alec Baldwin: He cried.
  • Mel: Just be happy you're in good working order.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Mel.
  • Bumpty: It's not fair!
  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty huffed and he wheeshed soot all over Mel.
  • Mel: Bumpty!
  • Alec Baldwin: Gasped Mel.
  • Bumpty: Oops, sorry.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty. Bumpty tried his best to get with his work. But the Beedrill have spotted a chance for a tease.
  • Beedrill: Poor poor Bumpty, he works, he suffers, while Raphael his twin gets brand new flippers!
  • Bumpty: I might not have new flippers.
  • Alec Baldwin: He said.
  • Bumpty: But I still know how to biff Beedrill.
  • Mel: No!
  • Alec Baldwin: Mel cried. But it was too late. Raphael puffed into the quarry with his shiny new flippers just in time to hear...
  • Bumpty: Bust my buffers!
  • Alec Baldwin: Cried Bumpty.
  • Raphael: I think you have.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Raphael. When Wilhelmina arrived and saw Bumpty's broken flippers, she was not happy.
  • Wilhelmina: You behaved badly Bumpty.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wilhelmina said.
  • Wilhelmina: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
  • Bumpty: Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry, ma'am.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty.
  • Wilhelmina: Before you get new flippers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Wilhelmina continued.
  • Wilhelmina: I want you to think what it means to be a responsible reliable character.
  • Bumpty: Yes, ma'am.
  • Alec Baldwin: Answered Bumpty weakly. After Wilhelmina left, Raphael rolled up to Bumpty with his new flippers gleaming.
  • Bumpty: They are nice flippers.
  • Alec Baldwin: Bumpty said.
  • Raphael: Thanks.
  • Alec Baldwin: Raphael said.
  • Raphael: I'm sorry I teased you.
  • Bumpty: That's all right.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Bumpty.
  • Bumpty: I was naughty too.
  • Raphael: Of course you are.
  • Alec Baldwin: Said Raphael.
  • Raphael: We're twins.

Middle Character

  • Alec Baldwin:

Faulty Voices

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