Mario irons naked – of course he has risk assessed first... thus making him the big iron man.

contributed by lookingout

Mario won his first Iron Cross in 1938, after Hitler hired him to do the Health & Safety Risk Assessment for Kristallnacht, during which only one Nazi Stormtrooper was slightly hurt, when he took his gauntlet off to take a trophy photograph and cut his hand on a bit of broken glass.

contributed by dalinian61

Like Mario, Gargle tries to collect all available knowledge and risk assesses you... and tries to turn it into ads.

So if you see undertaker ads RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN

contributed by Doc Shmok

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