Robert Keller is a Mexican immigrant from Cuba, best known for his best-selling novels which have won 12 academy awards in total. He joined the Crew at the humble age of 15, mostly because everyone wanted to join The Crew. Probably because of all of the overwhelming propaganda. Later in his career he came up with the "Vwoop" attachment for I.U.K.W.I.M. jokes, amazingly His little (adopted) brother named after the great and powerful Sir Admiral Marshal Dr. Professor Nick.