Romeo and Juliet is the tenth episode of Mr. Conductor Meets Carl Squared.


  • A school play involving Romeo and Juliet is held for The Crashmans and the YTV characters and they can't wait to get in. Miss Layla Mackenzie and Mr. Terada arrive to visit the gang and explain about Ash and Sakura's roles. The two characters accept, but during the play, The Puppet Phantom appears before the gang. Luckily, The Men In Black arrive to save the day. The Puppet Phantom is then unmasked, and revealed to be none other than Miss Skullnick. Afterwards, Miss Mackenzie and Mr. Terada thank everyone.

Shows as Characters

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Carl Squared
  3. Pokemon
  4. Mucha Lucha
  5. Hoop-a-Joop
  6. The New Adventures of Susie Feeble
  7. What's New, Scooby-Doo?
  8. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  9. Static Shock
  10. The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
  11. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  12. The Replacements
  13. The Emperor's New School
  14. The Fabulous Trio
  15. Star Versus The Forces of Evil
  16. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  17. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  18. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  19. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  20. Megaman NT Warrior
  21. Jackie Chan Adventures
  22. Phantom Investigators
  23. Sonic X
  24. Cardcaptors
  25. The Mummy: The Animated Series
  26. Jumanji
  27. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  28. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  29. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  30. The 7D
  31. Taz-Mania
  32. Tom and Jerry Tales
  33. Ozzy and Drix
  34. Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V
  35. Fluffy Gardens
  36. Star Fox
  37. Tetris Attack
  38. WarioWare: The Animated Series
  39. Donkey Kong Country
  40. Friends Forever
  41. Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures
  42. 8 Siblings and A Middle Child
  43. The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
  44. Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys
  45. SWAT Kats: The Next Generation
  46. Street Fighter Alpha: The Series
  47. X-Men: Evolution
  48. Tiny Toon Adventures
  49. Xiaolin Showdown
  50. Loonatics Unleashed

Thomas Stories

  1. James In A Mess
  2. Percy's Predicament


  1. Carl Squared Theme Song
  2. Black Widow by Iggy Azalea (as a chase song)
  3. Kirby Right Back At Ya theme song


  • This is the tenth episode of the crossover.
  • Miss Mackenzie and Mr. Terada appear.
  • It is revealed that Ash and Sakura are to participate.
  • Lola once mentioned the play of Cinderella.
  • Mel mentions her sisters.


  • (We open this episode with the Carl Squared theme song)
  • Chorus: One night I was in my room complaining online about life and soon. Got the chance to be so much more Like face to face I met myself at the door. I’m stuck with myself again. My clone is my new best friend. Carl squared. Freaks of a feather. Now and forever. Carl squared. He walk and talk like me. But don’t believe everything you see. Na Na Na Na Na. Na Na Na Na Na Na He’s my clone Carl squared.
  • (We then see Carl and the others at school)
  • Carl: We're ready for a Romeo and Juliet play.
  • C-2: Cool.
  • Ash: Me and Sakura will participate.
  • Brock: Of course.
  • Omi: Remember, plays will be plays.
  • Kimiko: Yep.
  • Amy: I remember the time Alissa wears her sandals.
  • Mel: Interesting.
  • Meilin: Sakura is always on my side.
  • Chelsea: Absolutely.
  • Scooby: Riss Rackenzie and Rister Rerada will see us now.
  • Shaggy: Like, there they are!
  • (Miss Mackenzie and Mr. Terada arrive)
  • Miss Mackenzie and Mr. Terada: Hi, guys.
  • Brock: (blushing) Ah, Miss Mackenzie!
  • Miss Mackenzie: Yes?
  • Brock: (proposing to Miss Mackenzie) What a wonderful visit you did. Let me date you.
  • Miss Mackenzie: Well, I...
  • Zuzu: (pulling Brock's ear) That's enough, Brock. We've got a play to attend.
  • Brock: No, not the ear.
  • Alex: Gee, we're sure to be in luck.
  • Peter: Me too.
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: What's up, everybody?
  • Sophia: You must be Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Lolita: We're so excited about the school play.
  • Kuzco: It is where students get into the stage.
  • Kronk: You're sure to help us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Kronk. We will help you.
  • Daemona: Great!
  • Kira: We'd be glad to watch.
  • Fox: This is so gonna be amazing.
  • Falco: Do you remember James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Of course, Falco. He had an accident with some tar wagons. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and James In A Mess starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Toby and Henrietta were enjoying their new job on the Island of Sodor, but they do look old fashioned and did need new paint. James was very rude whenever he saw them.
  • James: Yech! What dirty objects!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He would say. At last, Toby lost patience.
  • Toby: James?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
  • Toby: Why are you red?
  • James: I am a splendid engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered James.
  • James: Ready for anything. You never see my paint dirty.
  • Toby: Oh.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby earnestly.
  • Toby: That's why you once needed bootlaces to be ready I suppose.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James went redder than ever and snorted off. It was such an insult to be remind how the time the bootlace have been use to mend a hole in his coaches. At the end of the line, James left his coaches and got out to his next train. It was a slow freight, stopping at every station to pick up and set down cars. James hated slow freight trains.
  • James: Dirty cars from dirty sidings! Yech!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Starting an only a few, he picked up more and more cars at each station till he had a long train. At first, the freight cars behaved well, but James bumped them so crossly that they were determined to get back at him. Presently, they approached the top of Gordon's Hill. Heavy freight trains halt here to set the brakes. James had had an accident with cars before and should have remembered this.
  • Driver: Wait, James, wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the driver, but James wouldn't wait. He was too busy thinking what he would say to Toby when they next met. The freight cars' chance had come.
  • Cars: Hurrah! Hurrah!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They laughed, and banging their buffers they pushed him down the hill.
  • Cars: On, on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yelled the cars.
  • James: I've got to stop, I've got to stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Groaned James. Disaster lay ahead. (Crash!) Something sticky splashed all over James. He had run into two tar wagons, and was black from smokebox to cab. He was more dirty than hurt, but the tar wagons and some cars were all to pieces. Toby and Percy were sent to help and came as quickly as they could.
  • Toby: Look here, Percy!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Explained Toby.
  • Toby: Whatever is that dirty object?
  • Percy: That's James, didn't you know?
  • Toby: It's James' shape.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
  • Toby: But James is a splendid red engine and you'll never see his paint dirty.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: James pretended he hadn't heard. Toby and Percy cleared away the unhurt cars and help James home. Sir Topham Hatt met them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, Percy and Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He turned to James.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Fancy letting your cars run away. I am surprised. You're not fit to be seen. You must be cleaned at once. Toby shall have a new coat of paint.
  • Toby: Please sir, can Henrietta have one too?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Toby.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Certainly, Toby.
  • Toby: Oh thank you, sir. She will pleased.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: All James could do as watch Toby as he ran off happily with the news.
  • (James In A Mess ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So remember, James had to be more careful.
  • Donkey Kong: That's true.
  • Diddy Kong: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Miss Mackenzie: Let's go on with the play.
  • Mr. Terada: Are you with us?
  • All the Characters: Yep.
  • (Soon, the school play has just begun and Ash and Sakura are Romeo and Juliet)
  • Ash: Oh, Sakura. May I hand you a flower?
  • Sakura: That's nice.
  • Evan: We're totally recording the play.
  • Madison: Me too.
  • (Suddenly, the lights go out)
  • Knuckles: What the?!
  • Cranky: Who turned out the lights?!
  • (The gang soon hear a loud laughing sound)
  • Susie: (quivering) Someone's out to get us!
  • Malinda: What do you mean?
  • (The laughter is heard again)
  • Evy: Worse than ever, we've got company.
  • Rick: There's the Puppet Phantom!
  • (The Puppet Phantom appears before the gang)
  • Joseph: Oh, my goodness!
  • Connor: It is the Puppet Phantom!
  • Ferguson: Shall we run for our lives?
  • Alfonzo: Oh, yes, let's.
  • (As everyone runs away from the Puppet Phantom in fear, Black Widow plays)
  • Iggy Azalea: I'm gonna love ya Until you hate me And I'm gonna show ya What's really crazy You should've known better Than to mess with me, honey I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya Gonna love ya, gonna love ya Like a black widow, baby This twisted cat and mouse game always starts the same First we're both down to play then somehow you go astray We went from nothing to something, liking to loving It was us against the world and now we just fucking It's like I loved you so much and now I just hate you Feeling stupid for all the time that I gave you I wanted all or nothing for us ain't no place in between Might, might be me believing what you say that you never mean Like it'll last forever but now forever ain't as long If it wasn't for you I wouldn't be stuck singing this song You were different from my last but now you got it mirrored And as it all plays out I see it couldn't be clearer Now sing You used to be thirsty for me But now you wanna be set free This is the web, web that you weave So baby now rest in peace (It's all over with now) I'm gonna love ya Until you hate me (Right) And I'm gonna show ya (Show 'em what show 'em what) What's really crazy You should've known better Than to mess with me, honey (it's all over with now) I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya Gonna love ya, gonna love ya Like a black widow, baby Black, black widow, baby I'm gonna l-l-l-love you until it hurts Just to get you I'm doing whatever works You've never met nobody That'll do you how I do ya That will bring you to your knees Praise Jesus hallelujah I'm-a make you beg for it, plead for it Till you feel like you breathe for it Till you do any and everything for it I want you to fiend for it Wake up and dream for it Till it's got you gasping for air And you lean for it 'Till they have a CAT scan and check on your mind And it's nothing but me, on it (on it, on it, on it) Now it's me-time believe that If it's yours when you want it I wouldn't promise I need that Till I'm everywhere that you be at I can't fall back go quick Cause this here a fatal attraction so I take it all or I don't want shit You used to be thirsty for me (Right) But now you wanna be set free This is the web, web that you weave So baby now rest in peace (It's all over with now) I'm gonna love ya Until you hate me (Right) And I'm gonna show ya (Show 'em what show 'em what) What's really crazy You should've known better Than to mess with me, honey I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya Gonna love ya, gonna love ya Like a black widow, baby Bl-bl-bla-black widow, baby.
  • (Black Widow ends)
  • (As we hear Paper Mario's Hey You!, the gang still run from the Puppet Phantom)
  • (When they reach a dead end, the monster approaches them)
  • Ash: Just as I suspected, a troublesome Puppet Phantom!
  • Pooh: Are in trouble or not?
  • (Just then, a laser shoots the Puppet Phantom away)
  • Dribble: Who shot this phantom?
  • Spitz: It must be...
  • Agent Jay: Both of us!
  • (The gang turn back to see Agents Jay and Kay)
  • Jade: Wow!
  • Buena Girl: You're Agent Jay and Agent Kay!
  • Agent Jay: No problem, guys.
  • Agent Kay: We have to stop the phantom from causing too much trouble.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well done, Men In Black!
  • Janna: That's right, Conductors.
  • Hope: They saved us from an accident.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And we have to deserve it.
  • Pinora: I am glad everything returned to normal.
  • Charleigh: Do you know about Percy?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Ah, yes. He had an awkward mishap. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 1 blows his whistle and Percy's Predicament starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Daisy the Diesel Rail-car's work in the countryside was full of surprises. But she was frightened to bulls and cows, and she remain very lazy and scuttled. One day, Toby brought Henrietta to the station where Percy was grumbling shunting.
  • Toby: Hello, Percy. I see Daisy's left the milk behind again.
  • Percy: I had to make a special journey within i suppose. Anyone would think i've nothing to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled Percy.
  • Toby: Tell you what?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Toby.
  • Toby: I'll take the milk, you fetch my freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Their drivers and stationmaster agreed. Percy had never been to the quarry before. He began ordering the freight cars about.
  • Percy: Hurry along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said. The freight cars grumbled to each other.
  • Cars: This is Toby's place! Percy's got no right to poke his funnel in here and push us around.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They whispered and pass the word.
  • Cars: Pay Percy back! Pay Percy back!
  • Percy: Come along.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Percy.
  • Percy: No nonsense.
  • Cars: We'll give him nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Giggled the freight cars. But they followed so quietly that Percy thought they were under control. Suddenly, they saw a notice ahead: All Trains Stop To Pin Down Brakes.
  • Percy: Peep peep! Brakes, Conductor, please!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But before he could check them the freight cars surged ahead.
  • Cars: On! On!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They cried.
  • Percy: Help! Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Percy. The man on duty at the crossing rushed to warn traffic with his red flag but was too late to switch Percy to the runaway sidings. Frantically trying to grip the rails Percy slid into the yard.
  • Percy: Peep! Peep! Look out!
  • (Crash!)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The break van was in smithereens. Percy's driver and fireman had jumped clear but Percy was stranded. Next day, Sir Topham Hatt arrived. Toby and Daisy had helped to clear the wreckage but Percy remained on his perch of freight cars.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: We must now try.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: To run a branch line with Toby and a diesel. You have put us in an awkward predicament, Percy.
  • Percy: I am sorry, sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You must stay here till we are ready.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Continued Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And you really must be more careful with freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Percy sighed. The freight cars groaned beneath his wheels. He quite understood about awkward predicaments. Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Daisy too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: My engines work hard. I send lazy engines away.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Daisy was ashamed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: However, Toby says you worked hard after Percy's accident. So you shall have another chance.
  • Daisy: Thank you, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Daisy.
  • Daisy: I will work hard. Toby says he'll help me.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Excellent. What Toby doesn't know about branch line problems isn't worth knowing. But our Toby's an experienced engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next day, Thomas came back, and Percy was sent to be mended. Annie and Clarabel were delighted to see Thomas again and he took them to a run at once. All were now friends, and Toby has taunt Daisy a great deal. She shooed a cow the other day all by herself. That show's you, doesn't it?
  • (Percy's Predicament ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So in future, Percy must learn to be more careful.
  • Lola: That's true.
  • Timothy: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Granny: Let's see who this Puppet Phantom really is!
  • (She unmasks the Puppet Phantom, revealing Miss Skullnick)
  • Star: Miss Skullnick?!
  • Miss Skullnick: You fooled me! I wanted to become a short tempered teacher because of you meddling losers!
  • Rabbit: Miss Skullnick, be quiet! We've had enough of your lame excuses.
  • Donkey Kong: So now, you're out!
  • Miss Skullnick: Oh, no.
  • (That evening)
  • Miss Mackenzie: Thanks a lot for helping us.
  • Mr. Terada: We couldn't have done it without all of you.
  • Ash: That's great.
  • Sakura: We sure did it.
  • Brad: Well, this is goodbye.
  • Brittany: Take care.
  • Miss Mackenzie: Bye, guys. Have fun.
  • Mr. Terada: We wish you good luck.
  • All the characters: We will.
  • (They leave for home as we end the episode)
  • (Against a black background, while the end credits roll, the Kirby Right Back At Ya theme plays)
  • Chorus: Kirby Kirby Kirby, that's his name as ya know, Kirby Kirby Kirby, he's the star of the show, He's more than you think, he's got maximum pink, Kirby Kirby Kirby's the one! He comes from riiight, back at ya! He comes from riiight, back at ya! Give it all that you've got, take your very best shot, he'll send it right back at ya for sure, yeaaah!
  • NME Salesman: How can I help you King Dedede?
  • King Dedede: I need a monster to clobber that there Kirby!
  • NME Salesman: That's what we do best at NME!
  • Escargoon: You'd better get it with a money back guarentee!
  • Chorus: Woooah, Kirby Kirby Kirby, saving the day! Kirby Kirby Kirby, he's here to stay! Don't be fooled by his size, you won't believe your eyes! Kirby, (Kirby!) Kiiiiiiirby! (Kirby!) Kirby, (Kirby!) Kirby, Kirby, Kirby's the one! Right Back at Ya! (Yeah!)

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