• Tommy Pickles as Moe Howard
  • Chuckie Finster as Larry Fine
  • Phil DeVille as Curly Howard
  • Stu Pickles as Mr. Harter
  • Didi Pickles as Mrs. Harter
  • Wiseguy as Teddy
  • Timmy McNulty as Sister Mary-Mengele
  • Angelica Pickles as Mother Superior
  • Ty McNulty as Monsignor
  • Kimi Finster as Sister Rosemary
  • Lil DeVille as Sister Ricarda
  • Susie Carmichael as Sister Bernice
  • Smedley as Mac
  • Hedley as Lydia
  • Spike as Nippy
  • Teddy as The Situation
  • Terry as Ronnie
  • Todd as Ralph
  • Megan as Sammie
  • Emma as Jwoww
  • Belinda as Snooki
  • Scar Snout as Lion
  • Doughboy and Crybaby as Police Officer

Version 2

  • Stu as Moe Howard
  • Chaz as Larry Fine
  • Howard as Curly Howard

Version 3

  • Timmy McNulty as Moe Howard
  • Teddy McNulty as Larry Howard
  • Terry McNulty as Curly Howard
  • Todd McNulty as Teddy
  • Ty McNulty as Mac
  • Angelica Pickles as Lyida