Simon: what are the cards
teacher: if you get green you get 1 year off if you get light green you get 9 months off if you get dark green you get 7 months off if you get mint green you get 1 month off. if you get blue you get 1 week off. if you get light blue you get 5 days off if you get dark blue you get 3 days off if you get navy blue you get to go home early. if you get white nothing if you get pink you're in little trouble and get detention for 1 minute. if you get red you are in trouble and get detention for 30 minutes. if you get yellow you're in big trouble and get detention for 1 hour if you get orange you're in bigger trouble and get 5 hours of detention if you get a gray card you have detention for 38 days if you get black you are expelled from this school for a week if you get brown you are in dead meat and expelled forever and if you get gray you're in super mega hyper dead meat. here they are.
david the amiaton guy: oh cool. me the super baxter memy9909 and slippy v got green cards
teacher: you 4 may go home now
simon: o o o o o o o o o o o. i got light green
teacher: you get 9 months off good for you.
princess: well i got navy blue i get to go home early
teacher: angrywalkthorughs get in here
angrywalkthorughs: wow. nie job.
chris: oh darn i got pink
teacher: i'm so sorry to say chris. but you have detention for a minute
andrew. well i got blue
teacher: you did great andrew. go home for 1 week
jack: oh cool i got mint green.
teacher: that's right jack. you get 1 month off good for you
calum1998: oh no. i got a red card
teacher: i'm sorry calum1998 but you have detention for 30 minutes
tamama: what do i have a yellow card
teacher: that's right tamama. you have detention for 1 hour
chloe: wow me and thomas got dark green cards.
teacher: that's right chloe and thomas you get 7 months off
derek: yeah i got light blue
teacher: that is right derek. you get to stay home until next monday. enjoy your 5 day break also the weekend
banjo: me and tooty got white cards. i guess that means nothing will happen to us right
teacher: that's correct banjo and tooty nothing will happen
dora: oh my freaking god i got an orange card.
teacher: that's right dora. you have detention for 5 hours
diesel. o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o. i got a gray card. that means i have detention for over a month
teacher: that's right diesel you have detention for a whole month
eric: me brian aaron dylan kyle emily and jake got dark blue cards
teacher: that's right the 7 of you get 3 days off
rutherfield: what! do i have a black card
teacher: you do rutherfield you are expelled from this school go to the principal's office right now
kent: wait a second me and timmy turner got brown cards
teacher: that's right timmy turner and kent you are expelled for a really long time
principal: so why are you here jack
jack: i got mint green
principal: good for you jack you get a month off
principal: diesel why are you throwing a breakdown
principal: what color did you get
diesel: i am so sucked because of this gray card
principal: diesel we dont curse at school that's it you're suspended for 2 days and after school on thursday you have detention for a month
principal: so rutherfield why are you here
Rutherfield: i got black
principal: Rutherfield you are expelled go home now
principal: dora why are you here
dora: i got a orange card
principal: Dora! you are in detention for 5 hours go now.
principal: so andrew why are you here.
andrew: i got a blue card
Principal: you get a week off
Principal: princess why are you happy
Princess: i got a navy blue card
Principal: that is very awesome have a goodnight
principal: calum1998 why are you here.
Calum1998: i got red
principal: you're in big trouble i'm calling your dad
principal: hello calum1998's dad your son got a red card
calum1998's dad: you are grounded for life when we get home
principal: so kent and timmy turner why are you here
kent: we got brown cards
principal: o o o o o o o o o o o. that's it. you're expelled forever
jack's dad: Jack you are ungrounded for life go to kfc
calum1998's dad: calum1998 i'm calling your mom right now
5 minutes later
calum1998's mom: calum1998 i cannot believe you got a red card that's it you're grounded for 30 weeks
kent's dad: oh my freaking god kent. you are grounded for life
timmy turner's dad: timmy turner you are grounded for eternity now it's time to kill you
timmy turner's dad: yay timmy turner is now dead