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Ruthless Erica is the imagined ninth episode of the imagined first season of the imagined programme, Mr. Conductor Meets Hoop-a-Joop. It is imagined to have aired on November 6, 1999.

Plot

  • Al, James, Amy, Mel, Ash, Nelson, The Longstocking Sisters, Mikey, Sakura, Tooty The Elephant, Jerry, Timon, Pumbaa, The Blonde Sisters, The Kratt Brothers, Scooby, Shaggy, Eddy, Ed, Leonardo, Michelangelo, The Swat Kats, Henry, Stanley, Modo, Throttle, Mordecai, Rigby and Mr. Conductor (GC) are beginning to worry when Carl The Clown (voiced by Keith Diamond) is making some balloons. Team Rocket, The Greaser Dogs and The Wolfpack are bored with nothing to do when Giovanni and Rancid arrive to ask about the problem. Jessie decides to go to a building and she takes Wobbuffet, Shriek, Erica and Jacqueline to it. When they get inside, they meet Biff and Baff (both voiced by Dee Bradley Baker) who explain that they are italian and they want to rule the world. Erica hastily refuses and she and Jacqueline send the two thugs packing. After that, the girls return and are glad that's over.

Characters

  • Mr. Conductor
  • Al Valentine
  • James Rogers
  • Amy Lambert
  • Mel Blake
  • Ash Ketchum
  • Nelson
  • Bailey
  • Marina
  • Mikey
  • Sakura
  • Tooty The Elephant
  • Jerry
  • Timon
  • Pumbaa
  • Serena Tsukino
  • Mina Aino
  • Chris Kratt
  • Martin Kratt
  • Scooby-Doo
  • Shaggy Rogers
  • Eddy
  • Ed
  • Leonardo
  • Michelangelo
  • Jake Clawson
  • Chance Furlong
  • Henry Chan
  • Stanley Chan
  • Modo
  • Throttle
  • Mordecai
  • Rigby
  • Carl The Clown
  • Jessie
  • James
  • Meowth
  • Wobbuffet
  • Cliff Feltbottom
  • Lube Ignatius
  • Shriek Dubois
  • Vin Walterson
  • Sam Williams
  • Erica Roberts
  • Jacqueline Adair
  • Flan Cabot
  • Dark Onion
  • Giovanni
  • Rancid Rabbit
  • Biff
  • Baff

Thomas Stories

  • Home At Last
  • Rock N Roll

Jukebox Band Song

  • Stop Being Ruthless

Notes

  • This is the first time Erica meets Biff and Baff
  • Song: The Sweet Escape from Gwen Stefani (sung by Erica and Jacqueline)
  • This marks the first time that Jessie and Shriek encounter Biff and Baff.

Transcript

  • (We see Al and the others at home)
  • Al: We're worried about that clown.
  • Ash: His name is Carl.
  • Shaggy: Like, he's making so much balloons.
  • Stanley: We can't get rid of him.
  • Bailey: No worries, we sisters have our stockings on.
  • Marina, Serena and Mina: You got it.
  • Tooty: If this happens to Carl, he'd never be sent away.
  • Jerry: You're right.
  • Timon: If it doesn't care, who will?
  • Pumbaa, Mordecai and Rigby: Absolutely.
  • (We find Team Rocket, The Greasers and The Wolfpack looking bored)
  • Jessie: There's nothing to do.
  • James: We're bored.
  • Meowth: Yeah.
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet.
  • Cliff: We haven't been spending time.
  • Lube: Uh, yeah.
  • Shriek: We don't know how.
  • Vin: I think it's got a point.
  • Sam: Did you say point?
  • Erica: Oh great.
  • Jacqueline: We're not through yet.
  • Flan: No way.
  • Dark Onion: There's Giovanni and Rancid.
  • Giovanni: So, what are you guys doing?
  • Jessie: Bored.
  • Rancid: I see. Carl is making balloons and he can't go away. We're counting on you.
  • Cliff: Right you are.
  • (As Giovanni and Rancid leave, Mr. Conductor appears)
  • Mr. Conductor: Hey, good heroes.
  • James: Actually, we're bad villains.
  • Lube: It's about time you came.
  • Mr. Conductor: That's right, Lube. You know who Carl is friends with? Duncan.
  • Sam: Who is that plain speaking engine?
  • Mr. Conductor: Well, Sam, you'd better find out.
  • (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and Home At Last starts)
  • Mr. Conductor: Skarloey had been to the works to be mended. He felt much better. Rusty the Diesel was helping him off his rail car. Skarloey hadn't met the little diesel before.
  • Skarloey: Rusty seems a kindly sort of engine.
  • Mr. Conductor: He thought to himself.
  • Rusty: I help to mend the line and do odd jobs.
  • Mr. Conductor: Explained Rusty.
  • Rusty: I hear everyone is looking forward to seeing you again. Come on.
  • Mr. Conductor: Peter Sam was feeling depressed. He was still getting over but he wanted to start work again. Sir Topham Hatt wouldn't let him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Another day's rest will do you good.
  • Mr. Conductor: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Besides, i got a surprise for you.
  • Peter Sam: For me, sir, how nice, sir, what is it, sir?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Wait and see.
  • Mr. Conductor: The surprise was Skarloey.
  • Peter Sam: Oh.
  • Mr. Conductor: Said Peter Sam.
  • Peter Sam: I'm glad you've come home.
  • Mr. Conductor: They lit Skarloey's fire and he sizzled happily.
  • Skarloey: I feel all excited.
  • Mr. Conductor: He said.
  • Skarloey: Just like a young engine. Now tell me all the news.
  • Peter Sam: I see you've met Rusty.
  • Mr. Conductor: Said Peter Sam.
  • Skarloey: Yes. I like that Diesel.
  • Peter Sam: So do i.
  • Mr. Conductor: Replied Peter Sam.
  • Peter Sam: It's a pity Duncan doesn't.
  • Skarloey: Who is Duncan?
  • Peter Sam: He came as a spare engine after my accident.
  • Mr. Conductor: Replied Peter Sam.
  • Skarloey: Is he useful?
  • Peter Sam: He keeps busy and i'm sure he means well. But he's bouncy and rude. He sings and sways and swivles around. His drivers call it Rock N Roll.
  • Skarloey: I understand.
  • Mr. Conductor: Said Skarloey gravely. His driver interrupted.
  • Skarloey's Driver: Duncan has done it again, he's stuck in the tunnel. Come on, old boy, we'll have to get him out.
  • Mr. Conductor: Skarloey was pleased. He wanted to run and look forward to meeting Duncan. They found a caboose and some workmen and hurried up the line.
  • Skarloey: How nice and smooth the rails are.
  • Mr. Conductor: Thought Skarloey.
  • Skarloey: They mended all the old bumps. The little diesel has helped to that. What a difference Rusty's made to the line.
  • Mr. Conductor: Quite soon they found Duncan. He was stuck at the far end of the tunnel and he was very cross.
  • Duncan: I'm a plain blunt engine, i speak as i'm fine. Tunnels should be tunnels and not rabbit holes. This railway is no good at all.
  • Duncan's Driver: Don't be silly!
  • Mr. Conductor: Snapped his Driver.
  • Duncan's Driver: This tunnel is quite big enough for engines who don't Rock N Roll.
  • Mr. Conductor: It took a long time to clear away the rocks and set Duncan free again. At last, Skarloey was able to push Duncan and his coaches safely through. The caboose was left on the siding and the workmen stayed to make sure everything was safe. Duncan grumbled all the way home, but Skarloey payed no attention. Later, Sir Topham Hatt spoke severely to Duncan.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Listen to me. There is nothing wrong with that tunnel. You stuck in it because you tried to do Rock N Roll. Tunnels are not dance floors and you are not a pop star.
  • Mr. Conductor: Then Sir Topham Hatt gave his full attention to Duncan's funnel.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: If it happens again...
  • Mr. Conductor: He ended ominously.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I should find ways to cut you down to size. In other words your career is um (clears throat) on the line. Need i say more.
  • Mr. Conductor: Duncan thought Sir Topham Hatt had said quite enough and he remained completely silent and still for at least the whole evening.
  • (Owl hooting)
  • (Home At Last ends)
  • Mr. Conductor: You know, Duncan had behaved badly and he got grounded.
  • Jessie: If it wasn't for him, he should have listened in the first place.
  • Shriek: You should leave, Mr. Conductor.
  • Mr. Conductor: Thank you, Shriek.
  • (Mr. Conductor disappears)
  • Jessie: Erica and Jacqueline, we need you to follow us to a building.
  • Erica: Yes.
  • Jacqueline: We will.
  • James: Wait guys.
  • Meowth: Where do you think you're going?
  • Jessie: To a building.
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbu.
  • Cliff: Well it's time that we'll stay there.
  • Lube: You're absolutely right.
  • (At the Jukebox)
  • Tito: Jessie and Shriek going to a building with Erica and Jacqueline?
  • Didi: How pathetic.
  • Tex: We have to perform Stop Being Ruthless.
  • Rex: It's our song.
  • Grace: Let's hit it, guys.
  • (The Jukebox Band perform Stop Being Ruthless)
  • (We find Jessie and the girls arriving at a building)
  • Jessie: (as she and the others enter) This looks kinda strange.
  • Biff: Well hello ladies.
  • Shriek: Who are you boys?
  • Biff: The name's Biff, this is my brother Baff.
  • Baff: We're the italian thug brothers.
  • Erica: How dare you want to!?
  • Jacqueline: You're insulting us.
  • Biff: Oh really, you're lucky to help.
  • Baff: We're known as bad thugs and you?
  • Erica: It's time for a duet to The Sweet Escape.
  • Jacqueline: You got it.
  • (Erica and Jacqueline begin to perform The Sweet Escape)
  • Erica: If I could escape I would but, First of all, let me say I must apologize for acting stank & treating you this way Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?
  • Erica and Jacqueline: If I could escape and recreate a place that's my own world and I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together Tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet, I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better, Tell me boy wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)
  • Jacqueline: I want to get away, to our sweet escape I want to get away, yeah.
  • Erica: You held me down, I'm at my lowest boiling point Come help me out, I need to get me out of this joint Come on let's bounce, counting on you to turn me around Instead of clowning around, let's look for some common ground So baby, times get a little crazy I've been gettin' a little lazy, waitin' on you to come save me I can see that you're angry by the way that you treat me Hopefully you don't leave me, wanna take you with me.
  • Erica and Jacqueline: If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world and I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together and tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy) I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better and tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)
  • Jacqueline: Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, yeehoo (If I could escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo! Cause I've been acting like sour milk all on the floor It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold?
  • Erica and Jacqueline: If I could escape & recreate a place that's my own world and I could be your favourite girl (forever), Perfectly together and tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape) If I could be sweet (sorry boy) I know I've been a real bad girl (I'll try to change) I didn't mean for you to get hurt (whatsoever) We can make it better and tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet? (sweet escape)
  • Jacqueline: Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away, get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (To our sweet escape) Woohoo, Yeehoo (I wanna get away) Woohoo, Yeehoo (Yeah) Woohoo, Yeehoo Woohoo, Yeehoo!
  • (The Sweet Escape ends)
  • Erica: That is how a duet goes.
  • Biff: (speechless) What!?
  • Baff: (also speechless) It can't be.
  • (Mr. Conductor reappears)
  • Mr. Conductor: Way to go, Erica and Jacqueline.
  • Jessie: If it isn't Mr. Conductor.
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes, Jessie, Biff and Baff are completely speechless for the duet.
  • Shriek: Did engines get speechless too?
  • Mr. Conductor: Of course, just like Duncan when he had to do Rock N Roll all over again.
  • Erica: Do Rock N Roll all over again?
  • Jacqueline: That's strange.
  • Mr. Conductor: I'll tell you right away.
  • (Mr. Conductor blows his whistle and Rock N Roll starts)
  • Mr. Conductor: Skarloey the Little Engine loves all the sights and sounds along his line and knows them very well. One morning, soon after he returned from being mended, he was enjoying his journey more than ever before. Along the way, he met Rusty.
  • Skarloey: You know...
  • Mr. Conductor: He said.
  • Skarloey: If i couldn't see those familiar faces and places, i think i was on a different railway. You've done wonders with these rails.
  • Mr. Conductor: Rusty laughed.
  • Rusty: I'm glad you're pleased. Manager says let's mend the tracks so well that he don't know where he is. And we did, and you didn't if you take my meaning.
  • Mr. Conductor: Skarloey liked this hard working diesel.
  • Rusty: There's still one more bad bit.
  • Mr. Conductor: Warned Rusty just before the first station.
  • Rusty: An engine might come off there particularly Duncan. He will Rock N Roll along the line. Look at him right now. I hope he doesn't hurt his passengers.
  • Duncan: What's that about me? I'm a plain engine and i believe in plain speaking. Speak up!
  • Mr. Conductor: Rusty warned Duncan about the bad bit of rails.
  • Duncan: Huh! I know my way about. I don't need smelly diesels to tell me what to do.
  • Mr. Conductor: Rusty felt hurt. Duncan banged about the yard. Then, he clattered crossly to the station. James was already there waiting for him.
  • James: You're late!
  • Mr. Conductor: He snapped.
  • Duncan: I know.
  • Mr. Conductor: Said Duncan.
  • Duncan: It's that smelly Diesel's fault. Rusty tries to teach me how to stay on the rails and then goes off leaving me to find my own coaches.
  • James: You poor engine.
  • Mr. Conductor: Sympatized James.
  • James: I know all about Diesels. One crepted into our yard and ordered us about. I soon sent him packing.
  • Mr. Conductor: Duncan was filled with admiration. He didn't know that James was boastful and sometimes didn't tell the truth.
  • Duncan: Send Rusty packing, send Rusty packing.
  • Mr. Conductor: Snorted Duncan. He climbed a hill furiously.
  • Duncan's Driver: Well done, boy.
  • Mr. Conductor: Encouraged his driver.
  • Duncan's Driver: Keep it up.
  • Mr. Conductor: Soon they were near the first station. Duncan was pleased.
  • Duncan: Nothing's happened, nothing's happened. Silly old diesel, clever me.
  • Mr. Conductor: And he rocked and rolled along the line.
  • Duncan's Driver: Steady, boy.
  • Mr. Conductor: Checked his driver. But it was too late.
  • Duncan: Sleepers and ballast i'm off.
  • Mr. Conductor: And he was.
  • Rusty: I warned him.
  • Mr. Conductor: Said Rusty.
  • Rusty: But all he did was call me names.
  • Mr. Conductor: The little diesel refused to move.
  • Skarloey: I'm ashamed of you Rusty.
  • Mr. Conductor: Said Skarloey.
  • Skarloey: Think of the passengers what are they going to do?
  • Rusty: Oh, i've forgotten them. Yes of course, we must help the passengers.
  • Mr. Conductor: And Rusty roared into life. Duncan stood sad and solitary. He couldn't Rock N Roll now.
  • Duncan: Oh, dear.
  • Mr. Conductor: He thought.
  • Duncan: Everyone will know how silly i am.
  • Mr. Conductor: The passengers had to get out and help too. They weren't very pleased about that but worked as hard as they could. They carefully leavered Duncan back onto the line. After that, Duncan was extra careful all day. At last, evening came.
  • Duncan: Rusty.
  • Mr. Conductor: He whispered.
  • Duncan: Thank you for helping. I'm sorry i was rude to you.
  • Rusty: That's all right, Duncan.
  • Duncan: I wish all diesels were like you. Let's be friends.
  • Rusty: Suits me.
  • Mr. Conductor: Replied Rusty.
  • Rusty: We'll mend that bad bit of rails first thing tomorrow.
  • (Rock N Roll ends)
  • Mr. Conductor:

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