Narrator: One day, SG and John were going to a store. When he saw a Puppet Master laserdisc, it happened.
SG: WOWOWOWOWOWOW! Look at that Puppet Master laserdisc! Can I have it, John? Since I got a Kevin Clash DVD. Please?!
John: No, we already have the Laserdisc at home.
SG: BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I WANT THAT PUPPET MASTER LASERDISC! WAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!
John: Shut up, SG.
Narrator: The next day...
SG: Look! It's a photo signed by Tara Strong! Can I have it, John?! Because I really want that Puppet Master laserdisc.
John: No, SG! And it's also a phony!
SG: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I WANT THAT PHOTO SIGNED BY TARA STRONG!
John: Ain't nobody got time fo' dis.
Narrator: Then John ran away from SG's tantrum, until the policemen and Elissa arrived.
Shane: Hey! What are YOU doing?!?!
SG: STOP! I'm not gonna see any Tara Strong photos!
Shane: Be quiet! We'll wrap you in toilet paper!
Mitch: You're right.
SG: Hey! Hey! I feel like streaming "What's Happening to Me!".
Jeffrey: Who's that ancient mummy?
SG: I am the ancient mummy! In the 2000s BC!
Mitch, Shane, Jeffrey, and Elissa: Go away! Goodbye forever! See you never!
SG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! I WANNA GO HOME AND BE AN ATHIEST AGAIN!!!!!...okay not literally but I WANNA GO HOME!!!!
Narrator: Later, SG and his friends are playing mini golf.
Drew: This is our plan. Ready?
Mitch and Shane: GO!
Mitch: You're not in the dark ages...
SG: (falls off cliff) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Mitch: We mini golf players can defeat SG.
Then SG and Elissa are playing in a field...that makes no sense.