Prolouge:2 Years after the defeat of Mr. A EvilDarknight,known as EDK now promised he would come back,because he was the one who killed his Master Mr. A. EDK decided if he was powerful enouph to kill Mr. A he could rule the SSBBSB. Maybe GFAQS along with it.
EDK:*in his base*....Time for my master Plan to be reaveled.....
Goomba:What is it my master?
EDK:IN TEH NEXT CHAPTER!
EDK:*makes goomba go into flames*
Goomba:*burning up*isnt this what happened in the prolouge of numba one!?
Chapter One-The Beggining....
2 years have passed since the Great war of the SSBBSB....
Zach:*in RCG studios*...NEXT PERSON TO CAPTION!
Element:*walks in* *prepares to say his caption*
Element:.....i havent even sai-
Zach:*glares at Element*NEXT!
Zach:You're old now!? Werent you young in number one!?
Yayyer:And werent we all dead in number one? Hmmm? So shut up young timer.
Element:*still there*....You guys broke the 4th wall....
Yayyer:GUYS!? I'M A LADY!? *Kicks element in the nuts*
Random Guy:YOU GOT KICKED IN TEH NUTZ!111111111111
Element:*on ground rolling in pain*
Grad:*walks in*Mudkipz rulez. *walks out*
Yayyer:You should respect your Elders!
- Suddenly outside lava blasts out from the ground and EDK floats out*
- Everyone runs outside*
- Sky turns red*
EDK:I said i would be back at the end of number one!
Zach:It took you 2 years!
EDK:Well i was busy!
EDK:Well i was at the office talking to Jim and the- WHY AM I TELLING THIS PERSONAL STUFF!?
Element:Whats your plan?
EDK:Why would i say it?
Yayyer:In the prolouge you said you would reveal it in Chapter one!
EDK:Fine..the plan is-
Chapter Two-The Plan
Yayyer:OK! IT'S CHAPTER 2,REVEAL THE PLAN!
Zach:Because baconz rulez!?
Yayyer:Am i the only serious one!?
Marioman11:MAH FIRST APPERANCE!
Yayyer:CREAM! I HAVENT SEEN J00 FOR 2 YEARS!
Jinjo:NOBODY EXPECTS M-*is shot by cream*
Zach:NOBODY EXPECTED JINJO TO DIE!
Wiiner:*swoops down from the sky*
EDK:THATZ MAHZ THINGZ!
Wiiner:Sorryz masterz... *whispers*he thinks it's cool to talk liek that.
Mudkip:DID I HEAR LIKE BEING MISPELLED! ^_^ YAY! LIEK! DO YOU LIE- *Shot by cream*
Zach:But really...did you call him Master!? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! YAYYER SOMEHOW TURNED 65 AND NOW YOU'RE EVIL! *walks out of chapter muttering*
Dead mudkip and jinjo:O_O
Wiiner:that was weird....Anyyyyyyyyyyyyway,i turned Evil.
Element:Good for j00! *narrowly dodges a bullet from Cream*
EDK:Anywayz,timez to getz getz schooledz inz the hoodz!
EDK:MY PLANZ IZ....
Chapter 3-Split Up
EDK:The plan is to use my minons to kill you guys,destroy the SSBBSB and take over GFAQS!
Wiiner:Why arent you talking with Zs at the end anymore?
EDK:Duh. It's not cool.
Wiiner:*randomly destroys flyguys shop*
Flyguy:*gets a flare in his eye*Die!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flyguy:*takes out a battle ax*DIE DIE DIE!
Wiiner:You forgot to say please. :D
Flyguy:*throws the ax at wiiner's face*
Wiiner:*ax scrapes across face in slow motion*
Element:*grunts something in slow motion*Cool,stuff can happen in slow Mo now!
Dead jinjo and mudkip:^_^
Yayyer:*Drags Zach and Element into the Brawlers Inn lobby*.....Heres the plan,we split up. OK? Any questions?
Cream:*slaps me*what you talkin about Yayyer?
Yayyer:Me and you go together.Element and Zach go together.
Element:WE WILL NOT GO OUT TOGETHER!
Yayyer:*in slow motion slaps Element*Shut up.
Zach:She said the S word <.<
Cream:Sounds good to me.
Yayyer:Then lets split up gang!
- The scooby doo cast glares at Yayyer*
Yayyer:Ummm....we didnt mean to steal your line.
Chapter 4-You promise this chapter will make you L..............O........................L
- Element and Zach are standing outside RQG studios*
Element:....i dont think we should have killed Scooby and the gang :(
Zach:Well we did and we will say no more about it.
Element:Fine. poor Scooby Doo.
Zach:YOU TOOK A SCOOBY DOO!? YOU SICKO!
- back in the street by flyguys destroyed shop*
Flyguy:*mouthis foaming,punching Wiiner*
Wiiner:....*runs behind a building where he inds tech*
Tech:We're supposed to be rivals in this story and get into a huge battle....
Wiiner:Cant we do that next chapter?
- Yayyer and cream are on the roof of teh inn*
Cream:Did we have to kill the Scooby Doo cas-
Yayyer:Yes we did.
- back by RQG studios*
Element:Since we need a Awesome battle,i predict a bad guy will show up.
Zach:How much do you bet?
Element:Hmmm....ONE DOLLAR! THATS A LOT OF MONEY! ^_^
Zach: D: NOT ONE DOLLAR!
Marioman11:*finds Zach and Element*you...forgot me in the 3rd chapter D:
Element:YOU 4TH WALL BREAKER!
Darkmarioman11:*comes out of the shadows*Hello....
DMM11:Thats me :D
Marioman11:Well,this battle should happen in the next chapter cause the readers will have 2 awesome battles to see! :D
Zach:4th wall again!
Chapter 5-[This chapters name was deleted at the request of The flying piggys]
Wiiner:Sorry but Zach lied,You will only get to see mine and Tech's battle!
Tech:Yay for lying!
Darknight:*floats down*Its a triple threat!
Darknight:^_^ *shoots fireballs at Tech*
Tech:*hit and burned*
Tekh:God damn Zach spelling mah name wrong!
Dark:Yeah! Gonna spel my name wrong too?!
Wiiner:Yeah,last story,i was called WEINER!
Zach:*somewhere with Element and Marioman11*
Zach:Someones...hating me right now....
- back to TeKh,Dark,and Weine- i mean Wiiner*
Tech..I MEANT TEKH:.....STOP IT ZACH!
Wiiner:Lets battle now! ^_^
Dark:That was a big smile...
Tekh:Yes,it was....Now my mouth is stuck smiling like that! ^______________________________________^
Dark:*throws a sword at Tekh*
Wiiner:I.AM.WEINER.....I MEAN WIINER! *Kicks Tekh in "you know where"*
Dark:YAY! LETS PICK ON TEKH! *Starts slashing a scythe at Tekh*
Flyguy:*randomly pops out of nowhere and tackles Wiiner*
Tekh:HA HA! ^______________________________________^
Chapter 6-Tis the season for fighting...
DMM11:This title makes ya think there will be a big fight,dont you!?
Some random guy who is reading:SCREW THIS CHAPTER,I'M GOIN HOME!
Zach:*hears the guy*D': DONT GO! THIS STORY IS FUNNY!
Element:This will be based off of Christmis! We'll make peace for this chapter!
Tekh:^__________________^ my face hurts!
Dark:MERRY EARLY CHRISTMIS! *throws a present at Tekh's face*
Tekh:^__________________^ MAH FACE!1111! *Bangs face against a building*IT HURTS MORE NOW!
Wiiner:*meanwhile fighting Flyguy to the death*
- Meanwhile again*
Yayyer:*wandering with Cream*At least we appear in this chapter...
Cream:You broke the 4th wall!
Yayyer:oops....i did it again!
Metal:*kicking a stone sees Yayyer*Want some christmis cookies? Come to my house! :P
Metal:What did i say!? D':
- Meanwhile again again*
Santa:MAH COOKIEZ! *randomly shot by cream from far away* ^_^ *dies*At least i didnt die with Tekh's smile!
- Meanwhile the fudge again*
Tekh:*face is bleeding*
- Meanwhile the ****ing fudge again again again again!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111*
Inixis:I GET THE LAST LINE!
Chapter 7-Marioman11 VS. Darkmarioman11
MM:Finally! Our battle!
DMM:I know! *fires a Shadow ball at MM*
MM:*humps up in air and dodges it* *fires a fireball at DMM*
DMM:*hit and falls to the ground*I'm defeated...*vanishes*
Element:Uhh...that was quick...
Zach:What shall we do to pass the time?
MM:*shrugs*Wanna play Wii Sports?
Random Japenese Guy:Wii would like to play!
Zach:Why do you go up to random ppl and ask them that?
RJG:What do you expect? I have random in mah name*
Element:*dances in slow motion*YAY! WE STILL HAVE SLOW MO!
Dark:ZACH! YOU MISPELLED CHRISTMAS IN THE LAST CHAPTER!
Tekh:*face is bleeding and bruised*^_______________________^ YEAH!
Wiiner:*being attacked by flyguy* *gasp*yeah!
- Meanwhile(Meanwhile is used alot nao >8U)*
Yayyer:*walking around with Cream*
Cream:What exactly are we doing?
Some random guy:Scooby DOO! WHERE ARE YOU!?
Yayyer:O_O He's onto us!
Cream:>8U *shoots some random guy*
- Meanwhile again again*
JEI:*walks by Tekh,Dark,and Wiiner*I'm gonna be in this story! TOGETHER WE MAKE AN AWESOME GROUP!
Wiiner:Yeah....Let's make a group...We'll be called the Men in gauze!
Dark and Tekh:Sounds good!
JEI:WE'LL GO AGAINST GOOD GUYS AND BAD GUYS!
Tekh:But first i wanna see a doctor about my face! ^_________________________^
EDK:*in his base playing KH2*Hey...i need a break to!
Chapter 8-Meet the 4th Wallers!
Marioman:My battle wasnt epic! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TEH EPIC!
Zach:*rereading chapter 7 and sees the typo of humps(it was supposed to be Jumps)*Gawd....this story better have no more Zypos...
Element:Ya tust kade one...
Marioman:You made two typos! Hey...i didnt zake one....*looks at the typo he just made*D'OH!
Zach:This story sure does break the 4th wall alot...
4th Wallers:*run into the chapter*We are the 4th wallers! If you break the 4th wall we hurt j00!
Element:....Hopefully the readers like this story...
4TH Wallers:*grab Element and bash his head against a building*
- Meanwhile in his Base*
EDK:*beats KHII*Yay! *starts dancing,and eating cake*
Gooba:You're not very evil..
EDK: >:O *kicks Goomba into bits*
Element:*is bleeding in the face* *sniff*
Zach:Anyone else notice Goomba's name had a typo in it?
4th Waller #1:*kicks Zach in nuts*
Random Guy with an Orange Affro:YOU GOT KICKED IIN TEH NUTZ!!
Wiiner:You guys ready to take Tekh to the doctor?
Tekh:^___________________________^ *face has many bruises on it*FINALLY!
Dark:Meh. Let's not..it wastes time.
Yayyer:Random Short appearance.
EDK:*playing KH1 and eating cake*
- Meanwhile(notice im not going crazy about all the meanwhiles :P)*
Marioman:To be continued in teh next chapter..
4TH Wallers:4TH WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! *tackle MM*
Inixis:I GET THE LAST LINE!
Chapter 9-4TH Wallers Battle....and a return....
MSM:*walks in*Hai guiz!
Marioman:You're in the story too?
4th Wallers:DONT BREAK THE 4TH WALL! *bash MSM's face into the ground*
MSM:This is waht i get when i come back!? D:
EDK:*beats KH II* *Sighs*I should be doing something evil...
EDK:*looks around*YOUR NAME GOT A TYPO IN CHAPTER 8! >:P
Yayyer:*still with Cream*Nothing to do...
Tekh:my face...*face is all scrunched up,bleeding,and has bruises*^______________________^
Dark:Thats your mistake. :P
Wiiner:Yup. *still getting beat up by flyguy*
- back to the 4th wallerz and stuff*
Zach:*is playing SMG*I need a break from this story....
4th Wallers: :O 4TH WALL BROKEN! *grab mah wii and throw it at my face*
Zach:MY FACE! IT HURTS! NOW I'M LIKE TEKH! :O
Element:*sneaks out of chapter*
4th Wallers:*are bashing MSM's face against the ground*
MSM:I HAVENT EVEN DONE ANYTHING FOR THE LAST 5 MINUTES! D:
Mod Squad:*jump down from a building and fire their lazorz and the 4th wallers destroying them*We're back! MOD MOD MOD!
Inixis:I GET THE LAST LINE!
Chapter 10-MOD MOD MOD MOD!
Mod Squad:WE ARE BACK!
Zach:NOOOOOO! *sets a random user on fire*
Mod Squad:*gasp*FLAMING ANOTHER USER! *mod Zach*
Zach:NOT MAH KARMA! *faints*
Element:*attemps to punch one of the Mods*
Mod Squad:*mod Element*
Element:*falls to the floor*IT BURNSSSSSSSS!
Mario:*shoots a fireball at a mod*
Mod:*Runs around on fire screaming*
Mod Squad:*gasp*FLAMING A MOD! THAT RESULTS IN....WARNING! *try to mod MM*
Marioman:*dodges the mod* *jumps behind a mod and kicks him 30 miles away*
MSM:*takes out a sword and slashes at a few of the mods*
Mod Squad:*only 2 are left*...Uhh....*mod Marioman*
Marioman:It burnssssssss! *shoots a fireball at the Mod*
Mod:THAT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSS MORE! *runs around on fire*
Marowak:*jumps off a building and kicks the last mod in the face*Hai peeps!
Zach:I DO NOT SPELL LIKE PEEP!
Mod:*gets up and takes out a super modding sword*
TML:*comes out of no where and grabs the mod* *throws him 30 miles away*
TML:I AM HERE TO HELP!
Tekh:*face is bleeding and bruised more than ever*^________________________^ Help me.....
Wiiner:*gives Tekh a cookie*
Tekh:YAY! A COOKIE! *stretches face out more*^____________________________________________________^ DAMNIT!
Chapter 11-The End.....
EDK:It is time....
Goomba:It is?....Isnt this a little soon? It's only chapter 11.
EDK:Who cares? And you just broke the 4th wall.
Goomba:You broke the 4th wall by telling my i broke the 4th wall.
EDK:You broke the 4th wall telling me that i broke the 4th wall when i told you you broke the 4th wall.
Goomba:*explodes from confusion*
EDK: <.< Okay.....BACK TO THE EVIL PLAN! MINONS! ASSEMBLE!
Pizzasmuggler:So am i!
EDK:Where is everyone else?....
Pizzasmuggler:Well....Wiiner formed a group with Tekh and Dark.
Darth Vader:STOP STEALING MY LINE! *cuts self in corner*
Metal:I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME!
Yayyer:NO! I'M 65 YEARS OLD!
Metal:I'm 60 years old!
Yayyer:YOU'RE TO OLD FOR ME!
Metal:I'm younger than you!
Tekh:MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111oneoneoneone ^____________________________________________________________________^
Dark:Thats your problem.
Wiiner:*gives Tekh a cookie*
Tekh:^__________________________________________________________^ DAMN YOU! YOU MADE MY FACE STRETCH OUT AGAIN!
Zach:Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyywayyyyyyyyy..........We're gonna have some epic battle right now....
Marioman:Epic battle in this story?....*bursts out laughing*
Zach:Shut up! I WORK HARD ON THIS STORY! D':
- EDK,Darkmarioman,and Pizzasmuggler land by them in the halberd*
EDK:To bad we had to kill Meta Knight for this ship...he was such a brave little soldier....
Marioman:Why are you scared? Theres only 3 of them and 5 of us.
Element:No,i just crapped my pants. Thats why i said oh Crap.
Zach:*twitches*Why must i make this story so weird?
Pizzasmuggler:HUZZAH! *jumps off the ship and is stabbed by Element instantly*Tell....my wife....................................................I HATE HER. *Dies*
Marioman:.....This will not be epic.............*shoots a fireball at Darkmarioman*
Darkmarioman:OH GOD! I'M ON FIRE! HELP ME RICKY BOBBY! HELP ME JESUS! HELP ME TOM CRUISE! *burns to death*
TML:...*Smacks EDK with a fish*
- everyone else smacks EDK with a fish*
Zach:And thats the end of this story....
Inixis:I GET THE LAST LINE!