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Prolouge:2 Years after the defeat of Mr. A EvilDarknight,known as EDK now promised he would come back,because he was the one who killed his Master Mr. A. EDK decided if he was powerful enouph to kill Mr. A he could rule the SSBBSB. Maybe GFAQS along with it.

EDK:*in his base*....Time for my master Plan to be reaveled.....

Goomba:What is it my master?

EDK:IN TEH NEXT CHAPTER!

Goomba:Damnit.

EDK:*makes goomba go into flames*

Goomba:*burning up*isnt this what happened in the prolouge of numba one!?


Chapter One-The Beggining....


2 years have passed since the Great war of the SSBBSB....

Zach:*in RCG studios*...NEXT PERSON TO CAPTION!

Element:*walks in* *prepares to say his caption*

Zach:NEXT!

Element:.....i havent even sai-

Zach:*glares at Element*NEXT!

Yayyer:*walks in*

Zach:You're old now!? Werent you young in number one!?

Yayyer:And werent we all dead in number one? Hmmm? So shut up young timer.

Zach:*crys*

Element:*still there*....You guys broke the 4th wall....

Yayyer:GUYS!? I'M A LADY!? *Kicks element in the nuts*

Random Guy:YOU GOT KICKED IN TEH NUTZ!111111111111

Element:*on ground rolling in pain*

Grad:*walks in*Mudkipz rulez. *walks out*

Yayyer:You should respect your Elders!

  • Suddenly outside lava blasts out from the ground and EDK floats out*
  • Everyone runs outside*
  • Sky turns red*

EDK:I'M BACK!

Zach:*gasp*

EDK:I said i would be back at the end of number one!

Zach:It took you 2 years!

EDK:Well i was busy!

Yayyer:With what!?

EDK:Well i was at the office talking to Jim and the- WHY AM I TELLING THIS PERSONAL STUFF!?

Element:Whats your plan?

EDK:Why would i say it?

Yayyer:In the prolouge you said you would reveal it in Chapter one!

EDK:Fine..the plan is-


Chapter Two-The Plan


Yayyer:OK! IT'S CHAPTER 2,REVEAL THE PLAN!

EDK:Why?!

Element:Idunnoknow.

Zach:Because baconz rulez!?

Yayyer:Am i the only serious one!?

Marioman11:MAH FIRST APPERANCE!

Cream:Hia guiz.

Yayyer:CREAM! I HAVENT SEEN J00 FOR 2 YEARS!

Jinjo:NOBODY EXPECTS M-*is shot by cream*

Cream:^_^

Yayyer:^_^

All:^_^

Jinjo:^_^ *dies*

Zach:NOBODY EXPECTED JINJO TO DIE!

Element:Meh.

Wiiner:*swoops down from the sky*

EDK:THATZ MAHZ THINGZ!

Wiiner:Sorryz masterz... *whispers*he thinks it's cool to talk liek that.

Mudkip:DID I HEAR LIKE BEING MISPELLED! ^_^ YAY! LIEK! DO YOU LIE- *Shot by cream*

Cream:^_^

Yayyer:^_^

All:^_^

Mudkip:^_^ *dies*

Zach:But really...did you call him Master!? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! YAYYER SOMEHOW TURNED 65 AND NOW YOU'RE EVIL! *walks out of chapter muttering*

Cream:O_O

Yayyer:O_O

All:O_O

Dead mudkip and jinjo:O_O

Wiiner:that was weird....Anyyyyyyyyyyyyway,i turned Evil.

Element:Good for j00! *narrowly dodges a bullet from Cream*

Cream:Dangit.

Yayyer:Dangit.

All:Dangit.

EDK:Anywayz,timez to getz getz schooledz inz the hoodz!

Wiiner:*couphnotcoolcouph*

EDK:MY PLANZ IZ....


Chapter 3-Split Up


EDK:The plan is to use my minons to kill you guys,destroy the SSBBSB and take over GFAQS!

Wiiner:Why arent you talking with Zs at the end anymore?

EDK:Duh. It's not cool.

Wiiner:*facepalm*

EDK:Farwell! *vanishes*

Wiiner:*randomly destroys flyguys shop*

Flyguy:*gets a flare in his eye*Die!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zach:That rymed!

Yayyer:.....

Cream:.......

All:.....

Wiiner:Uh-oh.....

Flyguy:*takes out a battle ax*DIE DIE DIE!

Wiiner:You forgot to say please. :D

Flyguy:*throws the ax at wiiner's face*

Wiiner:*ax scrapes across face in slow motion*

Element:*grunts something in slow motion*Cool,stuff can happen in slow Mo now!

Yayyer:^_^

Cream:^_^

All:^_^

Dead jinjo and mudkip:^_^

Flyguy:*tackles Wiiner*

Yayyer:*Drags Zach and Element into the Brawlers Inn lobby*.....Heres the plan,we split up. OK? Any questions?

Zach:Taco?

Cream:*slaps me*what you talkin about Yayyer?

Yayyer:Me and you go together.Element and Zach go together.

Element:WE WILL NOT GO OUT TOGETHER!

Yayyer:*in slow motion slaps Element*Shut up.

Zach:She said the S word <.<

Yayyer:*growls*

Cream:Sounds good to me.

Yayyer:Then lets split up gang!

  • The scooby doo cast glares at Yayyer*

Yayyer:Ummm....we didnt mean to steal your line.


Chapter 4-You promise this chapter will make you L..............O........................L


  • Element and Zach are standing outside RQG studios*

Element:....i dont think we should have killed Scooby and the gang :(

Zach:Well we did and we will say no more about it.

Element:Fine. poor Scooby Doo.

Zach:YOU TOOK A SCOOBY DOO!? YOU SICKO!

  • back in the street by flyguys destroyed shop*

Wiiner:Dude,Calm down!

Flyguy:*mouthis foaming,punching Wiiner*

Wiiner:....*runs behind a building where he inds tech*

Tech:We're supposed to be rivals in this story and get into a huge battle....

Wiiner:Cant we do that next chapter?

Tech:Fine.

  • Yayyer and cream are on the roof of teh inn*

Cream:Did we have to kill the Scooby Doo cas-

Yayyer:Yes we did.

  • back by RQG studios*

Element:Since we need a Awesome battle,i predict a bad guy will show up.

Zach:How much do you bet?

Element:Hmmm....ONE DOLLAR! THATS A LOT OF MONEY! ^_^

Zach: D: NOT ONE DOLLAR!

Marioman11:*finds Zach and Element*you...forgot me in the 3rd chapter D:

Element:YOU 4TH WALL BREAKER!

Darkmarioman11:*comes out of the shadows*Hello....

Marioman11:DARKMARIOMAN11!

DMM11:Thats me :D

Marioman11:Well,this battle should happen in the next chapter cause the readers will have 2 awesome battles to see! :D

Zach:4th wall again!


Chapter 5-[This chapters name was deleted at the request of The flying piggys]


Wiiner:Sorry but Zach lied,You will only get to see mine and Tech's battle!

Tech:Yay for lying!

Darknight:*floats down*Its a triple threat!

Wiiner:Yay! ^_^

Tech:w00t!

Darknight:^_^ *shoots fireballs at Tech*

Tech:*hit and burned*

Tekh:God damn Zach spelling mah name wrong!

Dark:Yeah! Gonna spel my name wrong too?!

Wiiner:Yeah,last story,i was called WEINER!

All:BAD ZACH!

Zach:*somewhere with Element and Marioman11*

Zach:Someones...hating me right now....

  • back to TeKh,Dark,and Weine- i mean Wiiner*

Wiiner:>:O ME.NO.WEINER!

Tech..I MEANT TEKH:.....STOP IT ZACH!

Dark:YEAH! >:O

Wiiner:Lets battle now! ^_^

Dark:^_^

Tekh:^______________________________________^

Dark:That was a big smile...

Tekh:Yes,it was....Now my mouth is stuck smiling like that! ^______________________________________^

Dark:*throws a sword at Tekh*

Tekh:^______________________________________^ OUCH!

Wiiner:I.AM.WEINER.....I MEAN WIINER! *Kicks Tekh in "you know where"*

Tekh:OUCH! ^______________________________________^

Dark:YAY! LETS PICK ON TEKH! *Starts slashing a scythe at Tekh*

Tekh:OUCH!!! ^______________________________________^

Flyguy:*randomly pops out of nowhere and tackles Wiiner*

Tekh:HA HA! ^______________________________________^


Chapter 6-Tis the season for fighting...


DMM11:This title makes ya think there will be a big fight,dont you!?

MM11:Well,there wont!

Some random guy who is reading:SCREW THIS CHAPTER,I'M GOIN HOME!

Zach:*hears the guy*D': DONT GO! THIS STORY IS FUNNY!

Element:This will be based off of Christmis! We'll make peace for this chapter!

  • meanwhile*

Tekh:^__________________^ my face hurts!

Dark:MERRY EARLY CHRISTMIS! *throws a present at Tekh's face*

Tekh:^__________________^ MAH FACE!1111! *Bangs face against a building*IT HURTS MORE NOW!

Wiiner:*meanwhile fighting Flyguy to the death*

  • Meanwhile again*

Yayyer:*wandering with Cream*At least we appear in this chapter...

Cream:You broke the 4th wall!

Yayyer:oops....i did it again!

Metal:*kicking a stone sees Yayyer*Want some christmis cookies? Come to my house! :P

Yayyer:YOU SICKO!

Metal:What did i say!? D':

  • Meanwhile again again*

Element:*eating cookies*Mmmmm..cookies...

Santa:MAH COOKIEZ! *randomly shot by cream from far away* ^_^ *dies*At least i didnt die with Tekh's smile!

  • Meanwhile the fudge again*

Tekh:*face is bleeding*

  • Meanwhile the ****ing fudge again again again again!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111*

Zach:MERRY CHRISTMAS,YA'LL!

Inixis:I GET THE LAST LINE!


Chapter 7-Marioman11 VS. Darkmarioman11


MM:Finally! Our battle!

DMM:I know! *fires a Shadow ball at MM*

MM:*humps up in air and dodges it* *fires a fireball at DMM*

DMM:*hit and falls to the ground*I'm defeated...*vanishes*

Element:Uhh...that was quick...

Zach:What shall we do to pass the time?

MM:*shrugs*Wanna play Wii Sports?

Random Japenese Guy:Wii would like to play!

Zach:Why do you go up to random ppl and ask them that?

RJG:What do you expect? I have random in mah name*

Element:*dances in slow motion*YAY! WE STILL HAVE SLOW MO!

  • Meanwhile*

Dark:ZACH! YOU MISPELLED CHRISTMAS IN THE LAST CHAPTER!

Tekh:*face is bleeding and bruised*^_______________________^ YEAH!

Wiiner:*being attacked by flyguy* *gasp*yeah!

  • Meanwhile(Meanwhile is used alot nao >8U)*

Yayyer:*walking around with Cream*

Cream:What exactly are we doing?

Yayyer:*shrugs*

Some random guy:Scooby DOO! WHERE ARE YOU!?

Yayyer:O_O He's onto us!

Cream:>8U *shoots some random guy*

  • Meanwhile again again*

JEI:*walks by Tekh,Dark,and Wiiner*I'm gonna be in this story! TOGETHER WE MAKE AN AWESOME GROUP!

Wiiner:Yeah....Let's make a group...We'll be called the Men in gauze!

Dark and Tekh:Sounds good!

JEI:WE'LL GO AGAINST GOOD GUYS AND BAD GUYS!

All:YEAH!

Tekh:But first i wanna see a doctor about my face! ^_________________________^

EDK:*in his base playing KH2*Hey...i need a break to!


Chapter 8-Meet the 4th Wallers!


Marioman:My battle wasnt epic! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TEH EPIC!

Zach:*rereading chapter 7 and sees the typo of humps(it was supposed to be Jumps)*Gawd....this story better have no more Zypos...

Element:Ya tust kade one...

Marioman:You made two typos! Hey...i didnt zake one....*looks at the typo he just made*D'OH!

Zach:This story sure does break the 4th wall alot...

4th Wallers:*run into the chapter*We are the 4th wallers! If you break the 4th wall we hurt j00!

Element:....Hopefully the readers like this story...

4TH Wallers:*grab Element and bash his head against a building*

  • Meanwhile in his Base*

EDK:*beats KHII*Yay! *starts dancing,and eating cake*

Gooba:You're not very evil..

EDK: >:O *kicks Goomba into bits*

  • Meanwhile*

Element:*is bleeding in the face* *sniff*

Zach:Anyone else notice Goomba's name had a typo in it?

4th Waller #1:*kicks Zach in nuts*

Random Guy with an Orange Affro:YOU GOT KICKED IIN TEH NUTZ!!

  • Meanwhile*

Wiiner:You guys ready to take Tekh to the doctor?

Tekh:^___________________________^ *face has many bruises on it*FINALLY!

Dark:Meh. Let's not..it wastes time.

Tekh:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ^_________________________________^

  • Meanwhile*

Yayyer:Random Short appearance.

Cream:Yay.

  • Meanwhile*

EDK:*playing KH1 and eating cake*

  • Meanwhile(notice im not going crazy about all the meanwhiles :P)*

Marioman:To be continued in teh next chapter..

4TH Wallers:4TH WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! *tackle MM*

Inixis:I GET THE LAST LINE!

EDK:No,i Do!


Chapter 9-4TH Wallers Battle....and a return....


MSM:*walks in*Hai guiz!

Marioman:You're in the story too?

MSM:Yup...

4th Wallers:DONT BREAK THE 4TH WALL! *bash MSM's face into the ground*

MSM:This is waht i get when i come back!? D:

  • meanwhile*

EDK:*beats KH II* *Sighs*I should be doing something evil...

Goomba:Exactly.

EDK:*looks around*YOUR NAME GOT A TYPO IN CHAPTER 8! >:P

  • meanwhile*

Yayyer:*still with Cream*Nothing to do...

Cream:*sadly*yup...

Metal:*following Yayyer*

Yayyer:STALKER!

  • meanwhile*

Tekh:my face...*face is all scrunched up,bleeding,and has bruises*^______________________^

Dark:Thats your mistake. :P

Wiiner:Yup. *still getting beat up by flyguy*

  • back to the 4th wallerz and stuff*

Zach:*is playing SMG*I need a break from this story....

4th Wallers: :O 4TH WALL BROKEN! *grab mah wii and throw it at my face*

Zach:MY FACE! IT HURTS! NOW I'M LIKE TEKH! :O

Element:*sneaks out of chapter*

Marioman:*follows Element*

4th Wallers:*are bashing MSM's face against the ground*

MSM:I HAVENT EVEN DONE ANYTHING FOR THE LAST 5 MINUTES! D:

Mod Squad:*jump down from a building and fire their lazorz and the 4th wallers destroying them*We're back! MOD MOD MOD!

MSM:Oh no...

Inixis:I GET THE LAST LINE!


Chapter 10-MOD MOD MOD MOD!


Mod Squad:WE ARE BACK!

Zach:NOOOOOO! *sets a random user on fire*

Mod Squad:*gasp*FLAMING ANOTHER USER! *mod Zach*

Zach:NOT MAH KARMA! *faints*

Element:*attemps to punch one of the Mods*

Mod Squad:*mod Element*

Element:*falls to the floor*IT BURNSSSSSSSS!

Mario:*shoots a fireball at a mod*

Mod:*Runs around on fire screaming*

Mod Squad:*gasp*FLAMING A MOD! THAT RESULTS IN....WARNING! *try to mod MM*

Marioman:*dodges the mod* *jumps behind a mod and kicks him 30 miles away*

MSM:*takes out a sword and slashes at a few of the mods*

Mod Squad:*only 2 are left*...Uhh....*mod Marioman*

Marioman:It burnssssssss! *shoots a fireball at the Mod*

Mod:THAT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSS MORE! *runs around on fire*

Marowak:*jumps off a building and kicks the last mod in the face*Hai peeps!

Zach:I DO NOT SPELL LIKE PEEP!

Marowak:...

Mod:*gets up and takes out a super modding sword*

TML:*comes out of no where and grabs the mod* *throws him 30 miles away*

Marioman:*gasp*A MOD!

TML:Dont worr-

Marioman:*gasp*A MOD!

TML:Dont worr-

Marioman:*gasp*A MOD!

TML:Dont worr-

Marioman:*gasp*A MOD!

TML:Dont worr-

Marioman:*gasp*A MOD!

TML:Dont worr-

Marioman:*gasp*A MOD!

TML:Dont worr-

Marioman:*gasp*A MOD!

TML:Dont worr-

Marioman:*gasp*A MOD!

TML:I AM HERE TO HELP!

Element:Oh....

Marioman:*gasp*A mod!

  • meanwhile*

Tekh:*face is bleeding and bruised more than ever*^________________________^ Help me.....

Wiiner:*gives Tekh a cookie*

Tekh:YAY! A COOKIE! *stretches face out more*^____________________________________________________^ DAMNIT!


Chapter 11-The End.....


EDK:It is time....

Goomba:It is?....Isnt this a little soon? It's only chapter 11.

EDK:Who cares? And you just broke the 4th wall.

Goomba:You broke the 4th wall by telling my i broke the 4th wall.

EDK:You broke the 4th wall telling me that i broke the 4th wall when i told you you broke the 4th wall.

Goomba:*explodes from confusion*

EDK: <.< Okay.....BACK TO THE EVIL PLAN! MINONS! ASSEMBLE!

Darkmarioman11:I'm here,sir!

Pizzasmuggler:So am i!

EDK:Where is everyone else?....

Pizzasmuggler:Well....Wiiner formed a group with Tekh and Dark.

EDK:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Darth Vader:STOP STEALING MY LINE! *cuts self in corner*

EDK:...<.<

  • Meanwhile*

Yayyer:*with Cream*

Metal:I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME!

Yayyer:NO! I'M 65 YEARS OLD!

Metal:I'm 60 years old!

Yayyer:YOU'RE TO OLD FOR ME!

Metal:I'm younger than you!

Yayyer:Exactly!

Metal: <.<

  • meanwhile*

Tekh:MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111oneoneoneone ^____________________________________________________________________^

Dark:Thats your problem.

Wiiner:*gives Tekh a cookie*

Tekh:^__________________________________________________________^ DAMN YOU! YOU MADE MY FACE STRETCH OUT AGAIN!

  • Meanwhile*

Marioman:*Gasp*A MOD!

TML:SHUT UP!

Marowak:...

Zach:Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyywayyyyyyyyy..........We're gonna have some epic battle right now....

Marioman:Epic battle in this story?....*bursts out laughing*

Zach:Shut up! I WORK HARD ON THIS STORY! D':

  • EDK,Darkmarioman,and Pizzasmuggler land by them in the halberd*

EDK:To bad we had to kill Meta Knight for this ship...he was such a brave little soldier....

Element:OH CRAP!

Marioman:Why are you scared? Theres only 3 of them and 5 of us.

Element:No,i just crapped my pants. Thats why i said oh Crap.

Zach:*twitches*Why must i make this story so weird?

Pizzasmuggler:HUZZAH! *jumps off the ship and is stabbed by Element instantly*Tell....my wife....................................................I HATE HER. *Dies*

Marioman:.....This will not be epic.............*shoots a fireball at Darkmarioman*

Darkmarioman:OH GOD! I'M ON FIRE! HELP ME RICKY BOBBY! HELP ME JESUS! HELP ME TOM CRUISE! *burns to death*

TML:...*Smacks EDK with a fish*

  • everyone else smacks EDK with a fish*

EDK:Nooooooooo...i'm...melting.....*melts*

Zach:And thats the end of this story....

Inixis:I GET THE LAST LINE!

Marowak:NO,I DO!


THE END.

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