Salisbury and The Magic School is a The Principal's Office/Thomas parody movie with Principal's Office clips and Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends clips.


Salisbury and his friends has to run The School while J B King is on holiday. Vernon Dursley along with Buster King and Oscar wants to kill Miss Lovely. Its up to Salisbury and mr. Conductor (Alec Bladvin) to defeat Vernon Dursley and save The School.


  • Assistant Principal Salisbury as Thomas
  • Principal Russo as Henry
  • Principal Lamb as Gordon
  • Principal Koenig as James
  • Assisant Principal Tague as Percy
  • Principal Halter as Toby
  • Pelle (from Pelle Police Car) as Bertie
  • Harold as Himself
  • Annie as Herself
  • Clarabell as Herself
  • Vernon Dursley (from Harry Potter) as Diesel 10
  • Oscar (from Sesame Street) as Dodge
  • Buster King (from Shining Time Station) as Splatter
  • Miss Lovely (from Horrid Henry) as Lady
  • Mr. Conductor (Alec Bladvain) as Himself
  • Burnett Stone as Himself
  • Lily as Herself
  • Patch as Himself
  • Stacy Jones as Herself

Quote 1

  • Salisbury: Oh Mr. Conductor! Are you allrigth?
  • Mr. Conductor: Yes Salisbury but somethings happen all at once. I have to see J B King to get my orders right away, the journey from Sodor keeps getting bumpier and bumpier
  • Salisbury: Does it?
  • Mr. Conductor: *Blows gold dust whistle*
  • Salisbury: Vernon Dursley is back Mr. Conductor, you better be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor: Billy Twofeathers warned me about Vernon Dursley, don't worry Salisbury, I'll just pop in with my sparkle wherever he goes to keep me in order, I hope.
  • Vernon Dursley: Old mic Vernon Dursley had a plan Yeh he he he he! With a pinch pinch here and a pinch pinch there, here pinch there pinch everywhere a pinch pinch *Laugh* I craked myself up!

Ouote 2

  • Vernon Dursley: Hello Puffball, I have a plan and your in it!
  • Mr. Conductor: You can't catch me Vernon! *Blows whistle* *Blows again*
  • Vernon Dursley: Hahahahaha Losing your sparkle eh? hahaha what perfect timing! Now where is that lost teacher?
  • Mr. Conductor: You won't find her here!
  • Vernon Dursley: Your not clever enough to stop me!
  • Mr. Conductor: Oh yes I am!
  • Vernon Dursley: No your not! eh WHAT IT THAT?!?!?!?!?!?
  • Mr. Conductor: That's right, it's sugar Vernon, and when I throw this into you it'll sees you up for good.
  • Vernon Dursley: Grrrr make the most of tonight Puffball, because you won't like tomorrow! and I'm gonna put you all in big flufballs, Shut up pinchy!

Ouote 3

  • Pelle: Smile you all it's a sunny day!
  • Koenig: It's not sunny because Mr. Conductor is not at the windmill! I've looked!
  • Salisbury: I think his sparkle's all gone.
  • Russo: My brain doesn't feel sunny it feels stupid!
  • Lamb: Nasty fumes from Dingy Villain.
  • Russo: A villain is after the lost teacher!
  • Halter: And if he finds her, I fear that will destroy us all.
  • Lamb: WHAT?!?!?! EVEN A PRINCIPAL AS STRONG AS ME?!?!?!?!?!?
  • Halter: Yes Lamb even you!
  • Salisbury: ACHOO!!!!!
  • Koenig: Say it don't spray it Salisbury.
  • Salisbury: I still got sneezing powder inside me, now I'm going to look for Mr. Conductor.
  • Halter: Let us get back to work, that's what he'd want.
  • Pelle: How about a race Salisbury!
  • Salisbury: Sorry Pelle, I can't today, I have to be useful and solve some mystories instead.
  • Pelle: I guess that means I win, perhaps another day!

Ouote 4

  • Buster KIng: No no do it yourself!
  • Oscar: We don't like you!
  • Buster King: Yeah me eather.
  • Oscar: Infact uh
  • Buster King: What's the name?
  • Oscar: I have no idea
  • Buster King: It's a good word.
  • Salisbury: Run Miss Lovely! Quickly and I'm going to help you!
  • Burnett Stone: So am I Miss Lovely, I'll not let you down again.
  • Vernon Dursley: Ah who needs you Buster King and Oscar!
  • Taking off
  • Salisbury: Watch out for the viaduct it's dangerous!
  • Salisbury and Miss Lovely escaping
  • Mr. Conductor and Junior watching them leave
  • Vernon Dursley: Hahahahaha
  • Mr. Conductor: AAAHHH!!!!!!
  • Junior: What's the matter?
  • Mr. Conductor: Miss Lovely! that teacher's name is Miss Lovely! She's part of the clue to the sourse of the...

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