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Sam I Am Throws a Tantrum

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  • Storyteller: One day, Sam I Am wanted Green Eggs and Ham for breakfast.
  • Sam I Am: Can we have Green Eggs and Ham for breakfast?
  • Grouchy Guy: No, Sam I Am. We're all out of eggs and ham.
  • Sam I Am: WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! I WANT GREEN EGGS AND HAM FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
  • Grouchy Guy: YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!
  • Sam I Am: BUT I STILL WANT GREEN EGGS AND HAM!!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!
  • Storyteller: Later, Sam I Am and the Grouchy Guy went to a video store, where Sam I Am saw a 1991 Strand VCI VHS of Thomas Breaks The Rules.
  • Sam I Am: Can I have that Thomas Breaks The Rules with Ringo Starr tape?
  • Grouchy Guy: Mmmmm, no! You have many Thomas tapes at home.
  • Sam I Am: WAHHHHHH!!!!!!! I WANT THAT 1991 THOMAS BREAKS THE RULES TAPE!!!!! WAHAHHAH!!!!
  • Grouchy Guy: SHUT UP!!!!!!!
  • Sam I Am: WAHAHA!!!!! I STILL WANT THAT VHS TAPE!!!!!!
  • Grouchy Guy: THAT'S IT!!!! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU HARSH JUDGEMENT!!!!
  • Sam I Am: NOOOOO!!!! NOT HARSH JUDGEMENT!!!!!!!!
  • Grouchy Guy: I will leave you here for five months.
  • Storyteller: Later, Thing One and Thing Two came into the store.
  • Thing Two: What's wrong, Sam I Am?
  • Sam I Am: I tried to get Green Eggs and Ham for breakfast and a 1991 VHS of Thomas Breaks The Rules but Grouchy Guy stop me!!
  • Thing One: You can talk to him for four months.
  • Sam I Am: OH NO!!!!!! NOT FOUR MONTHS!!!!!!
  • Thing One & Thing Two: Yes! Four months!
  • Storyteller: And so, Thing One and Thing Two ate Green Eggs and Ham for breakfast and watched the 1991 VHS of Thomas Breaks The Rules.
  • Thing 1 & 2: Wow! This is fun!
  • Sam I Am: I WANNA GO HOME!!!!
  • Storyteller: Poor Sam I Am kicked and screamed for four months. He was missing all the fun. Don't you?

Goofs

The Grouchy Guy has Ganon's voice

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