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Here are some lyrics to Samuel Hargreaves's songs.

In the Lake

An evil man in a hotrod ran me into this lake,

I do not know his name yet, I wonder if it's Blake.

When I'm out of this, I will write down his number plate,

He was just a devil for his mother to create.


He was a nasty man,

Who should suffer a ban,

Involving his automobile,

Well that is how I feel.


If I told him off for this, he may say, "Stop the rot!"

I could say, "Well you did,"

But he may say, "I did not!"

I hope to pay him back for this and fill his car with dust,

I would hate to do so, but I really really must.


He was a nasty man,

Who should suffer a ban,

Involving his automobile,

Well that is how I feel.

He was a nasty man,

Who should suffer a ban,

Involving his automobile,

Well that is how I feel.


How would he like it if this happened to him?

My car seats are beggining to get wet and rotted.

He must have done this before and thought it was fun.


He was a nasty man,

Who should suffer a ban,

Involving his automobile,

Well that is how I feel.

He was a nasty man,

Who should suffer a ban,

Involving his automobile,

Well that is how I feel.


Big Grey's Pond

Here's some news you may wish to know.

There's a new place where you can go.

Located in Big Grey's Town,

The home of the giant crown.


So let's go down to the Big Grey's Pond.

Where we all shall have some fun.

Fishing and all kinds of stuff,

No, I am not talking bluff.


So let's go down to the Big Grey's Pond.

Where we all shall have some fun.

Fishing and all kinds of stuff,

No, I am not talking bluff.


There are lots of fruit trees there.

You may wish to pick a pear.

There's a tourists attraction too,

Just for something else to do.


So let's go down to the Big Grey's Pond.

Where we all shall have some fun.

Fishing and all kinds of stuff,

No, I am not talking bluff.


So let's go down to the Big Grey's Pond.

Where we all shall have some fun.

Fishing and all kinds of stuff,

No, I am not talking bluff.


The saddest part of this is when the place shall close.

You will have to go back home.

Here's some news that will make you feel fine,

You know that you can go again another time!

Big Grey's Pond parody

Here's some news you'll sure hate to know.

There's no longer a place where you can go.

The Big Grey's Pond has just closed down,

It dried up and I feel down.


So let's not go to the Big Grey's Pond,

Where we can not have some fun.

The rotten thing decided to dry up,

I wish I was talking bluff.

So let's not go to the Big Grey's Pond,

Where we can not have some fun.

The rotten thing decided to dry up,

I wish I was talking bluff.


Someone cut down every fruit tree their.

You can no longer pick a pear.

The tourist attraction's shut down too,

There's no longer that to do.


So let's not go to the Big Grey's Pond,

Where we can not have some fun.

The rotten thing decided to dry up,

I wish I was talking bluff.

So let's not go to the Big Grey's Pond,

Where we can not have some fun.

The rotten thing decided to dry up,

I wish I was talking bluff.


The saddest part of this is the whole rotten thing.

Someone better re-open that thing.

Here's some news that will make you cry,

You should know that you can't go again another time.

Notes:

This was performed for the first Comedy Crew show.

Down the Street

One day I was off on a walk down the street,

When I saw a blonde girl who I decided to meet.

I walked up to her, but she justed ignored me,

I thought, "Gotta try harder, cause she's the one for me!"


When I was on my way home, I saw a man in pink.

He was fat and ugly, and he sure made a stink.

I was gonna tell him, but I had a second thought,

Because in his hand was a pocket knife he'd just bought.


The next day I saw that blonde chick again,

So I attempted to ask her out again.

But then she saw the fat man I saw the day before,

And she went and kissed him like never before.


All because of that, I am really shocked,

Now I hope she dumps him, but then she might not.


The Uranium Song

Uranium can be used for nuclear power,

And nuclear weapons as well (unfortunately),

Uranium is a mineral,

That you really shouldn't sell.... so there.


So there.

So there, so there,

So there.


You may have heard of yellowcake.

It's a cake you shouldn't eat. (Well it's not really a cake, but who cares.)

Yellowcake's a term for uranium,

Mud cake and sponge are better to eat.... so there.


So there.

So there, so there,

So there.


So there, so there.

So there, so there,

So there.


Notes:

This was the first time Samuel Hargreaves played his guitar.


A Complete Waste of Time

Riding on the tractor,

Nothing here to mow.

What's the point in planting,

Crops that will not grow?


There appears to be no rain,

Watching grass grow is a pain,

Cause for starters, IT WON'T!

So to planting crops in this wheather, may I seggest you don't.



It's a complete waste of time planting crops that will not grow.

It's a complete waste of time planting crops that will not grow.

Notes:

This song is a parody of Long Way to the Top.

This was a song performed for the second Comedy Crew show.


Lost My Mind

When I first saw you on the street I totally lost my mind.

I ended up stepping out in front of a car that was coming up form behind.



To avoid doing something like that again,

I don't wanna see you again.



Why did you disobey me?

I saw you again at the petrol station.

I saw you through the building window,

In a queue, yes I saw you waiting (to pay for petrol).


When I saw you at the petrol statin I totally lost my mind.

I lit a cigar and burned down the petrol station and the guard accised me of not being kind.



To avoid doing something like that again,

I don't wanna see you again.



Why did you disobey me?

I saw you again at the beach.

I lost my mind and jumped into the ocean,

The shark infested ocean,

I got out of it safely.... but the lifeguard didn't.



To avoid doing something like that again,

I don't wanna see you again.

To avoid doing something like that again,

I don't wanna see you again.

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