Samurai Cunningham is a Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja spoof to Samurai Jack.
- Randy Cunningham as Samurai Jack (Ben Schwartz)
- The Sorcerer as Aku (Tim Curry)
- The Sorcerer: Long ago in the town of Norrisville, I, The Sorcerer, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Sorcerer!
- Chorus: Gotta get back Back to the past Samurai Cunningham Watch out Gotta get back Back to the past Samurai Cunningham Cunningham (repeat)