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Santa Claus is Comin' to Town: The Crossover Edition is a crossover wiki page of the 1970's stop-motion Christmas Special, Santa Claus is Comin' to Town. Starring Timmy Turner as Kris Kringle and a cast of characters from various shows. Some characters from the original movie will remain in their original role.

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Quote 1

  • (We open with a house where it was snowing outside. We zoom in on what was going on inside.)
  • Tyler: But we don't want to go to bed!
  • Stephanie: We want to stay up!
  • Edd: Tyler, Stephanie, please understand, Jackie and I respect your wishes, but we promised your parents (referring to Colin and Lisa Simpson) you would get a full nights rest. 8 hours of sleep is important and recommended for children your age. And I for one always had full self-discipline to gather as much sleep as needed.
  • (Jackie enters with mugs of warm milk)
  • Jackie: Who's thirsty for warm milk?
  • Tyler and Stephanie: We are! We are!
  • (Jackie hands them their mugs and they drink their milk)
  • Jackie: Who would've guessed Lisa and Colin would have kids that were such a handful?
  • Edd: Well, dear, their mother while the least destructive one, she tends to go along with or even poke fun at her rapscallion of a brother, or their uncle in this case.
  • Jackie: Not to mention they learned the idea of drinking 12 glasses of water to wake up hours before anyone else on Christmas morning from him. (referring to the Simpsons episode, Miracle on Evergreen Terrace.)
  • Edd: Surprisingly, it was unwittingly. As he was discussing with his own wife that he merely did it once.
  • (After Tyler and Stephanie finished their milk)
  • Tyler: Is it time for Santa to get here yet?!
  • Stephanie: I want to see him when he drops off our presents!
  • Edd: My. You two are big Santa-enthusiasts, aren't you?
  • Stephanie: We hear he brings lots of toys and fun things to play with!
  • Tyler: And sometimes leaves a bit of cookies in the morning!
  • Jackie: Well, kids, there is more to Santa Claus than him giving you things.
  • Stephanie: Like what?
  • Tyler: We want to hear ALL about Santa Claus!
  • Edd: If you two promise to go to bed after, I'd be happy to tell you both the story.
  • Tyler and Stephanie: Yes! Yes! We promise!
  • Edd: Now, your mother told me the book was up here on this shelf...(spots it) Ah, there you are! (Looks at the cover which had Timmy as Kris Kringle on it along with Topper the Penguin and Ed as the Winter Ed-lock.)
  • Jackie: *yawns* I'm feeling pretty tired.
  • Edd: Dear, you're welcome to rest well for the evening. Lisa and Colin said we were welcome to sleep on the couch's pull-out bed in the living room that they set up for us. I'll read to Tyler and Stephanie while you rest up and refresh. And I'll join you when the kids are asleep or the story's over. Whichever comes first.
  • Jackie: Thank you, sweetie. (kisses him and walks out of the room)
  • (Tyler and Stephanie exclaim "Eeeeewww!" in unison)
  • Edd: Settle yourselves, children. Now, the story begins long, long ago, in a strange city called Sombertown...(in unison, we transition to the story in the very place Edd named.) It was a cold, and horrid place that's not too far from the mountain of the whispering winds. *thunderclap* The main reason for all this somber was the mayor, *scene cuts to Eddy McRich eating a whole roasted turkey* a mean and evil grouch of a rapscallion known as... Eddy McRich.
  • Crocker: *comes in with Timmy (as a baby in a cloth)* Mr. McRich! Mr. McRich! I discovered something on your stoop, Sire!
  • Eddy: What, Crocker?! The milk?! The newspaper?! CASH?!
  • Crocker: No, Sir! A little rascal of a baby!
  • Eddy: Yeah, fine, cute, whatever, Crocker--. *suddenly spits out the turkey* What?! A BABY?!!!!
  • Crocker: And there is a lousy note, "Please Sir, take care of my little boy. He will be exceptional if only given the love he needs".
  • Eddy: You gotta be kidding me! ME?! Take care of a drooling baby?! *groans* What's it's name anyway?!
  • Crocker: There's no name, Sir! Just a stupid tag saying "Claus"!
  • Eddy: Get that little squirt out of my face and to that orphan asylum. It's the PERFECT place for puny little squirts like him!
  • Timmy (baby): *cries*
  • Eddy: Whatta yet waitin' for, Crock-pot?! Get that squirt out of here, Crocker, STAT!!!!

Quote 2

  • Edd: They brought the miniature offspring to the elf Queen, Lisa Simpson.
  • Lisa (cutely): Oh, he is so precious! Who'd dump this poor little guy?
  • Zingle: What will we call him, Lisa Simpson?
  • Dingle: His license says "Claus".
  • *Lisa: Claus, eh? I think Timmy would be the best name for this little precious! Timmy Turner will be his name!
  • *elves cheer*
  • Edd: So the little elves took little Timmy to their warm hearts. Soon as he was old enough, they set up a little school, and taught him many things, how to read, write, talk, how to count stars on a crystal night, and how to make toys. Why making toys? Because they were famous toymakers. The only dilemma was that they were no children to deliver them to. Knowing that Sombertown was on the other side of the mountain, the miniature elves just couldn't survive and escape the Winter Ed-lock unscathed. So.... the toys began to stack everywhere.
  • Lisa: I just think it's sad to think we'll never deliver our wonderful toys to children over the mountain.
  • TImmy (7 years old): Someday when I'm older and bigger, I'll get those toys over the mountain for ya.
  • Lisa: *sighs happily* That would be great. We would be the best toymakers in the world again as we were prior!
  • Timmy (7-years old): When was that, Lisa?
  • *Lisa: Years and generations ago. Us, the Kringles were WORLD-RENOWNED! Why? Because we became the world's first royal toymakers, *intro to "The First Toymakers To The King" plays* the first toymakers to the king! (singing) It's a difficult responsibility.....

Quote 3

  • Edd: Years went by, and now Timmy is a fine 10-year old boy.
  • Timmy: I'm a big dude now, Lise. I can get those toys over the mountain of the whisperin' winds!
  • Tingle: It would be nice if someone played with our toys.
  • Zingle: If only one of my dollies could be held tight by a little girl.
  • Timmy: I've made my decision! I leave for Sombertown first thing in the morning tomorrow!
  • *everyone cheers* *scene cuts to the room where Timmy was packing the toys in his sack*
  • Lisa (calmly): *enters the room* Timmy?
  • Timmy: *gasps* Oh! Lisa... *sighs* you startled me. I-I-I was just packing. Did I wake ya?
  • Lisa: Nah, I was awake anyhow. I made this special clothes for your incredible journey.
  • Timmy: A Kringle suit?! Soooo cool!
  • Stephanie (voice only): Wow.... so THAT'S how Santa got the red suit!
  • Edd: Indeed, Stephanie. And he's worn that suit ever since, and even up to this day. Timmy said his goodbyes to everyone, both elf and creature. *scene fades into Timmy traveling on Eddy's mountain* As dawn arrived, Timmy had set off for Sombertown, and he was soon was at the foot of the Ed-Lock's Mountain.
  • (Timmy suddenly sees Topper slide into a snowbank, much to Timmy's startling surprise)
  • Timmy: Whoa! Hey! What's the big i-....huh? Hey, you're a penguin!
  • Topper: *honks*
  • Timmy: What the heck's a penguin doin' here?!
  • Topper: *interprets for Timmy*
  • Timmy: Lookin' for a stake?
  • Topper: *honks no*
  • Timmy: A log? Branch? Pole?
  • Topper: *honks yes*
  • Timmy: Pole? As in...North Pole?!!
  • Topper: *gulps no*
  • Timmy: No, eh? ...South pole?
  • Topper: *honks yes*
  • Timmy: Well, penguin dude, that's on the other end of the world. You're as lost as lost gets. Maybe you oughta tag along with me. Ya need somebody to watch over ya.
  • (Topper jumps into Timmy's arms and kisses him*
  • Timmy: Blech! Cut that out! Now, come on, eh, uh, Topper. Hey, that's a great name! Your name'll be Topper! How do you like that?
  • Topper: *honk honk*
  • Timmy: Come on! This way, Topper!
  • Ed (voice only): WHOSE PRIVATE DO-NOT-ENTER ENTERS THE ED-LOCK'S MOUNTAIN?!!!!
  • *Timmy holds a scared Topper*
  • Ed (voice only): LEAVE OR PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!!!!
  • Timmy: Let's run for it, Topper!!!! *he and Topper run away from the scene*
  • Ed: *laughs evilly like in the EENE episode, "Shoo Ed"* *scene goes to black, then the scene fades into the Ed the Winter Ed-Lock* I shall trap the little red boy when he comes back! For he must cross my mountain on his way home! I will trap him, and eat him as I dump him and his furry little friend into my giant bowl of Chunky Puffs! And I will turn their remains into fast food utensils to dine on more Private-Do-Not-Enters!... like in the movies. *laughs evilly* *scene fades into Timmy and Topper escaping the Ed-Lock*

Quote 4

  • Timmy: We're safe, Topper! Look! There's Sombertown! Sittin' there awaiting us and our famous Kringle toys!
  • Edd: That's what THEY expected. But what they didn't know what was that horrifying moment in Sombertown City Hall....
  • Crocker (as Eddy arrives): Make way, foolish citizens for Mayor Eddy McRich!!!!
  • *Eddy slips on a toy duck and injures himself down the steps* *scene cuts to the room in Sombertown City Hall*
  • Professor Utonium: It's just as I figured. Mayor Eddy, you fractured your funny-bone!
  • Eddy: *groans* What made me break my stupid foot anyway, Crock-pot!? They know I bruise like a banana!
  • Crocker: *presents Eddy the toy duck* This made you trip, Sire.
  • Eddy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! A stupid toy?! That's it! I HATE lousy toys! What good are they?! And I don't care if they hate me! Those toys should never come into my sight again! (intro to "No More Toymakers To The King" plays in unison) I got something for ya to do, Crocker! Take this down, (singing) It's a harsh responsibility.... that you accept from the number 1 lawmaker, ME! Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea, That they'll be no more toymakers to the king! *continues singing*
  • Crocker (singing): It's... a... harsh responsibility.... That he extracts from the number 1 lawkeeper, me! Be it known throughout the land from sea to sea....
  • Eddy (voice only)" "Listen up! Toys are now ILLEGAL, IMMORAL, UNLAWFUL, AND REBELLIOUS! If I catch ANYONE with a toy in his or her possession, you'll be forced to pay up, placed under arrest, and thrown in the dungeon! Ain't kiddin'!"
  • Crocker (singing): They'll be no more... toy...makers... to the king! *song ends* *scene cuts to the guardsmen confiscating the children's toys*
  • Guardsman #1 (while confiscating the childrens' toys and taking the children's money): No holding back, now! Gimme all your toys, by order of Mayor Eddy McRich!
  • *kids groan sadly*
  • Little girl (sadly): We'll never play again! *scene cuts to Timmy and Topper*
  • Timmy: *Santa laugh*
  • Edd: The cold-hearted citizens of Sombertown acted snobbish towards Timmy.
  • Timmy: Hey, what up?! How ya doin', bud?!
  • Abe: What the--?! I ain't no "Bud"! I ain't doin' nothin' ya lousy whippersnapper!
  • Timmy: Good mornin', Ms.
  • Agnes: You should be ashamed of yourself, Mister! You disgust us with your stupid clothes! You look stupider than Seymour!
  • Timmy: What?! Clothes?! I mean no harm, guys! I wanna give out these wonderful toys to all of ya!
  • Townspeople: TOYS?! TOYS?!!!!! *leave the scene while shouting at Timmy in furious horror*
  • Timmy: What did I say?! I said nothin' wrong! Why did they leave for?!
  • Topper: *honks in confusion*
  • Timmy: So what's all this, kids?
  • Robin (sadly): We're doing our chores.
  • Jimmy (sadly): Yes, no more playing at all.
  • Timmy: No playin' huh? You both washin' stockings?
  • Jimmy (sadly): Yes, it's one of our biggest chores.
  • Robin: And we hang them by the fireplace so they'll be dry the next day.
  • Jimmy: That's the way they judge you here, by how many chores you do and how clean your stockings are! It's so sad! *sobs a little*
  • Timmy: Hmmm... you shouldn't be so down in the dumps about it.
  • Jimmy (with tears in his eyes): W-W-Why? *sad gasp*
  • Timmy: Because I get bummed at sour-puss faces. Now I got some goodies for all of ya. But ya better watch out! Better not cry! And better not pout either!
  • Robin and Jimmy: Why?
  • Timmy: I'm TELLIN' ya why?!
  • Robin and Jimmy: Yeah?
  • Timmy: Because I came to town, *in unison, drops the sack and toys spill out* and look what I brought ya, good children?!
  • Robin and Jimmy: TOYS!!!!
  • Jimmy: Egads! REAL toys!!!!
  • Timmy: (happily): That's right! All kids should get a chance to play with toys sometime in their lives!
  • Robin (worried): B-B-But, w-w-what about Mayor McRich?!
  • Timmy: What about that dork? He wants a toy, I'll give it to him! *pulls out a yo-yo with Eddy's attire colors on it* I'll just save him this silly yo-yo! *kids laugh*
  • Jimmy: Come on, guys! It's playtime! * kids rush to the toys*
  • Bubbles (the kids stop in unison): STOP, WAIT! Are you kidding me?! You're not supposed to play with toys!
  • Timmy: And excuse me, who are you?
  • Robin: That's Ms. Bubbles, our school teacher.
  • Timmy: Name's Timmy Turner, Ms. Bubbles!
  • Bubbles: What are those silly clothes you're wearing?!
  • Timmy: What?! My clothes again?! And what do you mean--?
  • Bubbles: And why must you bring these children toys?! Didn't you hear?! Toys are now illegal!
  • Timmy: What?!
  • Robin: Yep, it's true!
  • Timmy: Man, that is some stupid law!
  • Bubbles: If Mayor Eddy McRich saw you, we'd all suffer terribly!
  • Timmy: Suffering terribly from TOYS? That is the most stupidest thing I ever heard!
  • Bubbles (in unison, Timmy goes into his sack for a toy): It's just that Mayor McRich makes the laws. We don't want to break them and--. *Timmy hands Bubbles Octi* What this cute thing?
  • Timmy: For you, Bubbles.
  • Bubbles (cutely stuttering, having an immediate change of heart for Timmy): A-A-An Octi doll? Oh, I've always wanted one of these cute little Octis!!!! But I wasn't allowed to have toys. *kisses Octi* Thank you, Timmy. I love him!
  • Timmy: Watch out for that stuffed octopus.... he's a sweetheart I would say.
  • Bubbles: You're right. It IS a stupid law. *stutters*
  • Timmy: Hmmmm.... How about you help me hand out these presents. It'll take more than a 10-year old boy and little lost penguin to do all the work. *chuckles* ("If You Sit On My Lap Today" plays") *Timmy sings*
  • (after song)
  • Eddy (in his wheelchair): Ah, this is the life. Everybody is miserable. Just look at the stupid kids playing with their stupid toys. Wha-what the?! "Playing with their toys"?!!!! HOLD IT! IN THE NAME OF THE ANTI-TOY LAW!!!! You lousy, little squirts are under arrest! Arrest them, guards!
  • Timmy: *runs to the scene*: Quit arrestin' those beautiful children! I did it! I gave them the toys!
  • Eddy: YOU?! You two-timing jerk! You're a ruthless criminal and a twerp!
  • Timmy: Me?! A twerp?!
  • Eddy: Arrest him, now!
  • Timmy: *quickly goes into the sack* For you, Mayor Eddy McRich!
  • Eddy (gleefully): Whoa! What's this?! A yo-yo! (while playing with the yo-yo) The string is PERFECT for ups and downs! I have the control of making the wheel spin around within the air! *laughs evilly while playing with the yo-yo*
  • Crocker: Uh, excuse me, Sire. Turner is tricking you into violating your own anti-toy law.
  • Eddy: *stutters* *GRRRRR!!!!* That little squirt!!!! ARREST HIM!!!! GET HIM!!!!
  • *Timmy and Topper run away from the guardsmen and do evasive stunts*
  • Eddy (with sarcasm): Oh, look! He climbs like a stupid squirrel, leaps like a lousy deer, and slips like a stupid seal! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!!!!
  • *Timmy and Topper escapes Sombertown unscathed*
  • Guardsman #2: He went into the woods!
  • Guardsman #1: We'll never find him in there. *scene cuts to Timmy and Topper* Guess we shook em', Tops! *pants* Okay, let's take it easy now.

Quote 5

  • Timmy: WHEW! *sighs in relief* Where are we, Top?
  • Topper: *honks Timmy's attention to a sign*
  • Timmy (reading sign): "You are trespassing on the Land of the Winter Ed-lock"?!
  • (Suddenly, the tree-monsters behind Timmy suddenly wail and grab hold of him and Topper)
  • Timmy: (shouts in unison) HEY! LET GO! I MEAN IT!
  • (Then, Ed, The Winter Ed-lock appeared)
  • Ed: Ah-ha! I got you now, little red man. You've woken me up for the last time you ever will! I have you now and nothing you can do will help you...um...escape!!!!! (laughs evilly)
  • (Scene fades to black)
  • (Black fades us back to the dramatic action)
  • Ed: (laughing evilly)
  • Timmy: Uh, wait-! Before you put an end to me...Would you tell these trees to let me go for a sec?! I uh...have something for ya!
  • Ed: No can do, little red man! You will run away, and the number you are dialing is not in service!
  • Timmy: No, Mr. Ed-Lock! Hear me out! Or do you prefer Ed?
  • Ed: I AM The Winter Ed-lock! Any last words?!
  • Timmy: If you're willing to free me, I happen to have one small present left in my sack. And I want you to have it!
  • Ed: A present for ME?! No way! I've never gotten a present before! ...Is it a trick?
  • Timmy: No. You have my legitimate word.
  • Ed: *groanful sigh*, But nobody ever gives me, The Winter Ed-Lock a present like a...toy...or buttered toast...or gravy!
  • Timmy: C'mon. I wanna start a fresh, new accustom! If you could just call off...
  • Ed: Oh, yeah! Pay them no heed. Their bark is worse than their bite! (laughs) I should be in show business! *laughs* Hey, guys! The little red man wants to be let go!!!!!
  • (The trees let Timmy ago)
  • Ed: Don't do any funny business, ok? It might give me a rash.
  • Timmy: Dude, chill. (gives Ed his gift which he opens)
  • Ed: A choo-choo?! Way cool! I never got one of these before! (kisses the toy train engine) *suddenly Ed cried tears of happiness*
  • Timmy: Whoa. What's going on?
  • (suddenly Ed turned from the Winter Ed-lock back into a human)
  • Ed: My frozen heart...has melted! My fantasy come true! I AM buttered toast!
  • Timmy: Uh, Mr. Ed-lock...?
  • Ed: Nah, you don't have to call me that anymore. Call me...Charmin' Marvin! ...I mean...Ed!
  • Timmy: Hmmm....Ed, huh?
  • Ed: Ed is good once more! Thank you, little buddy!
  • Timmy: Sweet!
  • Ed: Nah, it is no use changing me. I, Ed am just a bad itch...*sadly gasps and tears up* I will never fully change!!!! (sobs)
  • Timmy: Ed, dude, I think I just may have the answer to your problem. Changing from a bad guy to a good guy's as easy as...taking your first step!
  • (musical upbeat)
  • Timmy (singing): Put one foot in front of the otherrrr....!

Quote 6

  • Ed: Gosh, little buddy. I just thunk of ways we can help each other. You bring me cool, new toys and I will help you with my magic powers!
  • Timmy: Hmmm.... How?
  • Ed: Do not adjust your set! *packs a huge snowball* (speaking into his magic snowball) Focus! Look up my nose and see your future! I mean...look into the crystal-y snowball thing! Uh-Oh! Somebody's lookin' for you, little buddy. *snowball shows Bubbles looking for Timmy*
  • Bubbles: Timmy!!!! Where are you?!!!!
  • Timmy (voice only): Bubbles?!
  • Ed (voice only / happily): Quickly! To Bubbles' you must go!
  • *Timmy appears in front of Bubbles*
  • Bubbles (in relief): Oh, Timmy!
  • Timmy: Whattup, Bubbles?
  • Bubbles: Oh, Timmy! I thought you'd never come into my sight again! I wanted to bring you these letters. The poor, little children are asking for more toys since that meanie, mayor Eddy McRich took them away and destroyed them...!
  • Timmy: WHAT?! (to himself / angrily) Ooooh.... Dorky is gonna pay for destroying the children's toys I gave them! (Out loud) Don't worry, Bubbles. I'll bring the kids more toys, but only if they get their acts together, no cryin' nor poutin'. *in unison, makes a snowball* My personal friend, the Ed-Lock filled me on this. I can see 'em when they're sleepin'. And I'll sure know when they're up.
  • Bubbles: *giggles* You can tell if the cute little children are bad or good?
  • Timmy: Eeyup! So you warn them to be good.... for goodness sake!
  • Bubbles: *giggles* Thank you so much, Timmy.
  • Timmy: For what?
  • Bubbles: Just for being so sweet! And being yourself! *kisses Timmy on the cheek*
  • Timmy: (while blushing) Goooosh...! So... about toys. I must slip em' in after midnight when that evil cheapskate's asleep. So you tell the little youngens to keep their doors unlocked tomorrow night.

Quote 7

  • Topper: *honks Timmy's attention*
  • Timmy (whispering): *gasps* Topper, shut your yap! Someone's gonna hear us--.
  • Topper: *honks*
  • Timmy (whispering): What? What is it? Y-Y-You know another way to get into the house that ain't through the door?
  • Topper: *honks*
  • Timmy (whispering): The sky? The moon? The stars? The chimney?
  • Topper: *honks directions for Timmy*
  • Timmy (whispering): Y-Y-You mean I should GO DOWN the chimney?!
  • Topper: *kisses Timmy*
  • Timmy (whispering): Blech! Epic idea, Top! *climbs up the chimney* Well, here I go! *goes down chimney*
  • Edd: After that moment, Timmy began to enter houses by heading down chimneys.
  • Timmy (whispering happily): *comes up from the chimney* That's so cool! *laughs* C'mon, Topper! There's a bunch more chimneys to go down tonight! *laughs* *scene goes to black*

Quote 8

  • Eddy: MORE TOYS! I am sick and tired of finding those stupid playful hunks of baloney! Starting tomorrow, all houses in Sombertown will be searched before dawn! *kicks a solider onto his wheelchair, unaware of it* I swear if I see ONE MORE stupid toy by the fireplace, all toys will be yanked from the pigeons' arms, and they will be severely punished and will pay up all their money for their lifetime prison sentences for illegal toys! That's the straw! *sits on the toy-soldier, screams and falls* GRRRR!!!! Stupid toy thingy! *scene fades into the Kringles' workshop*

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