Scar, retitled Timon & Pumbaa for American audiences, is the sixteenth episode of the second season of Doc the Dwarf and Friends. It is a parody of the episode, Break Van/Donald and Douglas.
- Timon (from The Lion King) as Donald
- Pumbaa (from The Liong King) as Douglas
- Sneezy as Edward
- Happy as James
- Scar (from The Lion King) as The Spiteful Brakevan
- The Monkies (from The Jungle Book) as Troublesome Trucks
- Walt Disney as Sir Topham Hatt
- The Guard as Himself
- Doc as Thomas (cameo)
- Sleepy as Henry (cameo)
- Grumpy as Gordon (cameo)
Narrator: "Timon and Pumbaa are friends, and have arrived from Pirde Rock to help Walt Disney, but only one animal had been expected. The friends meant well, but did cause confusion. Walt Disney had given them numbers; Timon 9, and Pumbaa 10, but he was still planning to send one animal home.
There was a lion named Scar in the yard that had taken a dislike to Pumbaa. Things always went wrong when he had to take it out. His work was late, and he was blamed. Pumbaa began to worry.
Timon, his friend, was angry."
Timon: "You're a muckle nuisance!"
Narrator: "Said Timon."
Timon: "It's to leave you behind I'd be wanting!"
Scar: "You can't."
Narrator: "Said Scar."
Scar: "I'm essential."
Timon: "Ach! Are you?"
Narrator: "Timon burst out."
Timon: "You're nothing but a screechin' and a noise when all's said and done. Spite Pumbaa, would you? Take that!"
Scar: "Oh! Ow ow!"
Narrator: "Cried Scar."
Timon: "There's more coming, should you misbehave."
Narrator: "Scar behaved better after that. Until one day, Timon had an accident.
The road was slippery. He couldn't stop in time."
"Walt Disney was most annoyed."
Walt Disney: "I am disappointed, Timon. I did not expect such, um... clumsiness from you.
I have decided to send Pumbaa back and keep you."
Timon: "I'm sorry, sir."
Narrator: "Said Timon."
Walt Disney: "I should think so, too. You have upset my arrangements. Now Happy will have to help with the goods work, while you are mended. Happy won't like that."
Narrator: "Walt Disney was right. Happy grumbled dreadfully."
Pumbaa: "Anyone would think,"
Narrator: "Said Pumbaa
Pumbaa: "That Timon had his accident on purpose.
I heard tell about a dwarf and some tar barrels."
Happy: "Shut up!"
Narrator: "Said Happy."
Happy: "It's not funny!"
Narrator: "He didn't like to be reminded of his own accident."
Pumbaa: "Well, well, well,"
Narrator: "Said Pumbaa,"
Pumbaa: "Surely, Happy, it wasn't you. You didn't say!"
Narrator: "Happy didn't say. He slouched sulkily away."
Scar: "He's cross."
Narrator: "Snickered Scar."
Scar: "We'll try to make him crosser still."
Monkies: "Hold back!"
Narrator: "Giggled the monkies to each other.
Happy did his best, but he was exhausted when they reached Sneezy's station.
Luckily, Pumbaa was there."
Happy: "Help me up the hill, please." (Pant)
Narrator: "Panted Happy."
Happy: "These monkies are playing tricks."
Pumbaa: "We'll show them!"
Narrator: "Said Pumbaa.
Slowly but surely, the snorting characters forced the monkies up the hill, but Happy was losing breath."
Happy: "I can't do it! I can't do it!"
Pumbaa: "Leave it to me!"
Narrator: "Shouted Pumbaa.
The guard was anxious."
Guard: "Go steady! Scar's breaking!"
Narrator: "Scar was in pieces.
No one had been hurt, and soon Sneezy came to clear the mess. Walt Disney was on board."
Walt Disney: "I might have known it would be Pumbaa!"
Narrator: "He said."
Sneezy: "Pumbaa was grand, sir."
Narrator: "Said Sneezy."
Sneezy: "Happy had no breath left, but Pumbaa worked hard enough for three. I heard him from my yard."
Walt Disney: "Two would have been enough."
Narrator: "Said Walt Disney."
Walt Disney: "I want to be fair, Pumba, but... I don't know. I really don't know."
Narrator: "Walt Disney was making up his mind about something. But that's another story."
Better Late Than Never
- Footage Copyright: Walt Disney Pictures, Hit Entertainment