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Schemer's Fun Park is the fifth season premiere. It aired on November 17, 2003.

Plot

  • The annual fun park festival is held at Shining Time Station, and Ash, Rikochet, Al, Emily, Sakura, Buster, Scooby, Kara, Susie, Virgil, Paolo, Mindy, SpongeBob, Tommy, Dudley, Carrie, Timmy, Rocko, CatDog, Kat and Tess, Adriana and Anya, Sparkles and Gloom, Pooh, Todd, Kuzco, Star, Phineas, Sophia, Mitchie, Audrey, Kick, Randy, Dipper, and Penn are helping Stacy, Harry, and Billy on the rides. Mr. Conductors 1 and 2 arrive, and introduce the gang to Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon). Schemer and Schemee, on the other hand, are willing to do any kind of ride as possible, with some help from Ed The Stilt Man. Soon, J.B. King, Mayor Flopdinger, and Mr. Perez are inspecting all the rides and become interested in them.

Cast

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)
  4. Stacy Jones (Didi Conn)
  5. Harry Cupper (Leonard Jackson)
  6. Billy Twofeathers (Tom Jackson)
  7. Horace Schemer (Brian O'Conner)
  8. Schemee (Jonathan Shapiro)
  9. J.B. King (Mart Hulswit)
  10. Mayor Osgood "Bob" Flopdinger (Jerome Dempsy)
  11. Mr. Felix Perez (Aurelio Padron)
  12. Ed The Stilt Man (Clinton Smith)
  13. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  14. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  15. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  16. Emily Anderson (Laura Bailey)
  17. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  18. Buster Bunny (Charlie Adler)
  19. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  20. Kara Perkins (Lisa Ortiz)
  21. Susie Feeble (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  22. Virgil Hawkins (Phil LaMarr)
  23. Paolo The Cat (Ashley Johnson)
  24. Mindy Lee (Bryn McAuley)
  25. SpongeBob SquarePants (Tom Kenny)
  26. Tommy Pickles (E.G. Daily)
  27. Dudley Puppy (Jerry Trainor)
  28. Carrie Dallas (Jocelyne Loewen)
  29. Timmy Turner (Tara Strong)
  30. Rocko Wallaby (Carlos Alazraqui)
  31. Cat (Jim Cummings)
  32. Dog (Tom Kenny)
  33. Katerina "Kat" Metropoulos (Danica McKellar)
  34. Contessa "Tess" Montgomery (Frankie Ingrassia)
  35. Adriana Banks (Minae Noji)
  36. Anya Dane (Ashley Johnson)
  37. Sparkles Charming (Kari Wahlgren)
  38. Gloom Charming (Jessica DiCicco)
  39. Winnie The Pooh (Jim Cummings)
  40. Todd Daring (Nancy Cartwright)
  41. Kuzco (J.P. Manoux)
  42. Star Butterfly (Eden Sher)
  43. Phineas Flynn (Vincent Martella)
  44. Sophia Winterford (Tara Strong)
  45. Mitchie O'Hara (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  46. Audrey Jones (Grey DeLisle)
  47. Kick Buttowski (Charlie Schlatter)
  48. Randy Cunningham (Ben Schwartz)
  49. Dipper Pines (Jason Ritter)
  50. Penn Zero (Thomas Middleditch)
  51. Tito Swing (Jonathan Freeman)
  52. Didi (Olga Marin)
  53. Tex (Alan Semok)
  54. Rex (Craig Marin)
  55. Grace The Bass (Kenny Miele)

Thomas Stories

  1. Rheneas and The Roller Coaster
  2. The Runaway Elephant

Jukebox Band

  1. House of Fun by Madness

Thomas Song in the Anything Tunnel

  1. Troublesome Trucks

Trivia

  • This is the first episode to feature Michael Brandon as Mr. Conductor 3.
  • Kat, Tess, Sparkles and Gloom are introduced.
  • Ed The Stilt Man returns.
  • It is revealed that Mindy loves to have rides with Ash.
  • Carrie mentions her brother Austin.

Transcript

  • (We open this episode with the New Adventures of Shining Time Station theme song)
  • Man: Reach for the steam, reach for the whistle, going the railing road. Reach for the words, reach for the story, follow the rainbow sun. To a Shining Time Station, where dreams can come true, waiting there for you.
  • (The episode then opens with Ash and the gang having decorated the station with carnival supplies)
  • Ash: The Annual Indian Valley Fun Park opens right now!
  • Pooh: Hooray!
  • SpongeBob: All right!
  • Rikochet: I just can't wait to have the attractions.
  • Al: Me too.
  • Cat: You know, it's absolutely the first idea ever.
  • Dog: Of course.
  • Mitchie: I'm so thrilled!
  • Audrey: We're hoping to ride in all the machines like the Haunted House!
  • (At that moment, Mayor Flopdinger and Mr. Perez arrive)
  • Mayor Flopdinger: What up, guys?
  • Mr. Perez: Saludos.
  • Stacy: Welcome to the annual Indian Valley Fun Park here at Shining Time Station.
  • Harry: It's been a pleasure.
  • Billy: Are you ready for the tickets?
  • Mayor Flopdinger: Here they are.
  • Mr. Perez: It's a sensational fiasco for the two of us.
  • Kara: Yes!
  • Susie: Count us in!
  • (Mr. Conductors 1 and 2 appear with Mr. Conductor 3)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Guys, we'd like you to meet Mr. Conductor 3.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He's part of our personal group.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Hi there, everyone!
  • Adriana: So it's you!
  • Anya: We're going to ride in everything!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Oh yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Even all of us.
  • Star: Oh, this is going to be great!
  • Sophia: Do you remember Rheneas?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Indeed. He got into a fast ride on the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Rheneas and The Roller Coaster starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas is a brave little engine who enjoys working in the mountains on the Island of Sodor. Even though he is little, Rheneas loves feeling like a really useful engine. One day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see Rheneas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I have a very important job to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He boomed.
  • Rheneas: An important job!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rheneas.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You are to take some school children up into the mountains. You must make sure they have a wonderful time and are back in time for their lunch.
  • Rheneas: Yes, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rheneas. But he was worried. He wasn't sure he was good enough to make the trip special. When Rheneas arrived at the station, the children and the teacher were waiting on the platform.
  • Rheneas: How am I going to make the children's day really special?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said to Rusty.
  • Rusty: You know the mountains better than any engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Rusty. But Rheneas wasn't sure his best will be exciting enough. He felt like a very little engine indeed. Sir Topham Hatt had told Rheneas' driver to point out all the beautiful sights along the way.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is Sodor Castle.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: It is very special and important.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas saw the castle everyday. He didn't think it was special or important.
  • Rheneas: I must think of something exciting to do.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought to himself.
  • Rheneas' Driver: This is the valley view.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver.
  • Rheneas' Driver: And here's the viaduct.
  • Children: (gasp)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still unhappy. The trip didn't seem wonderful to him at all.
  • Rheneas: Must be special! Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He tought. Meanwhile, Rusty was working on the rocky ridge line. Heavy rains have washed the ground from under the road.
  • Foreman: These lines are too bumpy and uneven.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the foreman.
  • Foreman: The track must be closed for repairs.
  • Rheneas: Must be special. Must be special.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas was still trying to think of something that will make the children's trip special. He didn't know the linesmen have forgotten to switch the points. Suddenly, Rheneas was on the wrong track.
  • Rheneas: Oh no! This track is closed for repairs. Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Rheneas.
  • Rusty: Be careful!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Rusty.
  • Rusty: The tracks are very bumpy!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rheneas wooshed down the mountain like a roller coaster. The children cheered. Rheneas puffed up the rocky ridge with all his might. His coach clattered and bumped and bounced along behind. And the children oooed and aaaed. Rheneas huffed and puffed as hard as he could. He steamed across the trestle bridge. He was going so fast the teacher nearly lost her hat. Rheneas splashed under a waterfall, the children laughed happily and the teacher covered her eyes. At last, they could see the station. Rheneas was very tired and worried.
  • Rheneas: What will Sir Topham Hatt say?
  • Teacher: Phew!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the teacher.
  • Teacher: Just in time for lunch.
  • Children: It was the best school trip ever!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried the children. Sir Topham Hatt wasn't cross with Rheneas, he was happy too.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You gave the children a wonderful trip. You really are a very useful engine.
  • Rheneas: Oh, thank you sir!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Rheneas proudly. Rheneas didn't feel like a little engine anymore.
  • (Children cheer)
  • (Rheneas and The Roller Coaster ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So it's always a fast ride to Rheneas.
  • Todd: Cool!
  • Kuzco: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (As The Conductors disappear, Schemer and Schemee enter the scene)
  • Schemer: What is all this machinery?
  • Schemee: How many rides do we have today?
  • Stacy: Schemer and Schemee, what are you two doing in here?!
  • Schemer: Miss Jones, we want tickets for a fun ride.
  • Schemee: But first we have to get to our arcade.
  • (Schemer and Schemee walk pass several machines and reach their jukebox)
  • Schemer: Now, to insert the nickel right here.
  • Schemee: And Voila!
  • (Inside the jukebox, Tito and the band are looking for an attraction)
  • Tito: Which ride do we choose?
  • Didi: I don't know.
  • Tex: We learn about the House of Fun.
  • Rex: Good idea, Tex!
  • Grace: Shall we do it in a band, Tito?
  • Tito: Right away! A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!
  • (Tito sings House of Fun)
  • Tito: Good morning miss Can I help you son? Sixteen today And up for fun I'm a big boy now Or so they say So if you'll serve I'll be on my way Box of balloons With the feather-light touch Pack of party-poppers That pop in the night A toothbrush and hairspray Plastic grin Miss Clay on all corners Has just walked in Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the House of Fun Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way Welcome to the House of N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss You misunderstood Sixteen big boy Full pint in my manhood I'm up to date And the date's today So if you'll serve I'll be on my way Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way Welcome to the House of (Fun) I'm sorry son But we don't stock Party gimmicks In this shop Try the House of Fun It's quicker if you run This is a chemist Not a jokers' shop! Party hats Simple enough clear Comprehende savvy understand Do you hear? A pack of party hats With the coloured tips Too late! Gorgon's heard gossip Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay Many happy returns from the day Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the House of Fun Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way Welcome to the House of Fun Welcome to the House of Fun...
  • (House of Fun ends)
  • (The scene transits to Ed The Stilt Man arriving at the station)
  • Ed: I can hold my weight much longer.
  • Schemer: Ah, my old friend, Ed!
  • Schemee: It's a pleasure to see you.
  • Ed: Let's help you replace the posters.
  • Schemer and Schemee: Okay.
  • Ash: (seeing Schemer and Schemee help Ed) What are they doing with that Stilt Man?
  • Mindy: (blushing) Because they're so much popular than I am, Ashy-Boo!
  • Ash: Well, I...
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Be patient, Ash. It's always a fun park and we have to mean it.
  • Rikochet: You tell that Mr. Conductor 1.
  • Al: Surely, Wilhelmina and Steven won't like this.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Me neither.
  • Sparkles: All I hate is that Felicia Lloyd!
  • Gloom: And so is Charlotte Coleman.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Even those troublesome trucks will cause trouble in the Anything Tunnel. Come on.
  • (We zoom to the Anything Tunnel and Troublesome Trucks starts)
  • Children: (singing) The engines always think they are so clever, And so they like to bump the trucks around, They bump them in the sidings, they bump the in the yards. They better beware, they better take care, They better be on their guards. Because those Troublesome Trucks will get the engines every time. Troublesome Trucks will run the engines off the line. They push them here, push them there till they go too fast. Then they push them once again laughing while they crash. Troublesome Trucks will get the engines every time. Troublesome Trucks will run the engines off the line. They don't care how big they are to them it's just a game, Those Troublesome Trucks will get them all the same. Diesel thinks he is so very smart, Bumping all the trucks around the yard. He gets them all in line, then bumps them one more time, Now, he thinks that he's in charge. The trucks decide to play another joke, And Diesel's plans will all go up in smoke. He pulls and he pulls until he breaks the chain. On, on, on! He's off the rails again! Because those Troublesome Trucks will get the engines every time. Troublesome Trucks will run the engines off the line. They push them here, push them there till they go too fast. Then they push them once again laughing while they crash. Troublesome Trucks will get the engines every time. Troublesome Trucks will run the engines off the line. They don't care how big they are to them it's just a game. Those Troublesome Trucks will get them all the same. The engines all try hard to make this stand, Looking for a way to foil their plans. Nothing seems to work. It's just makes matters worse. Trucks are always on the hand. They find their time until they get their chance when noone is expecting it they pounce. They push and they push until it's all too late. On, on, on! The trucks have won again! Because those Troublesome Trucks will get the engines every time. Troublesome Trucks will run the engines off the line. They push them here, push them there till they go too fast. Then they push them once again laughing while they crash. Troublesome Trucks will get the engines every time. Troublesome Trucks will run the engines off the line. They don't care how big they are to them it's just a game. Those Troublesome Trucks will get them all the same. They don't care how big they are to them it's just a game. Those Troublesome Trucks will get them all the same.
  • ​(Troublesome Trucks ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So remember, trucks can be troublesome and we mean it.
  • Kara: I know that.
  • Mindy: Even my little kitten knows how to be a better Pokemon Trainer.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes indeed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We all learned that today.
  • Mitchie: I like the way my long black stockings look like Amethyst, Madeline, and Charleigh.
  • Audrey: Do you know about Duncan?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Of course. He got into a fast ride with an elephant statue. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and The Runaway Elephant starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The engines on the Island of Sodor were excited. A new park was being built. Everyone was working hard to get the job finished on time. Duncan was feeling impatient.
  • Duncan: Get a move on slow coach.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He puffed crossly to Rusty.
  • Duncan: You're so slow I finished first.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He boasted to Skarloey. Skarloey was cross. A little later, he met Rusty at the new park station.
  • Skarloey: Duncan thinks he's fast.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Skarloey steamed.
  • Skarloey: But he's just a bossy boiler.
  • Rusty: Better safe and fast.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Rusty agreed. Duncan drove into the station. He was all puffed up and pleased with himself.
  • Duncan: I've finished first.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He wheeshed proudly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: In that case.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I got another job for you. You are to collect the elephant from the sidings and take it to the park.
  • Duncan: Yes, sir!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Chuffed Duncan.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: This elephant is very important. You must be very careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: When Duncan saw the elephant, he was surprised.
  • Duncan: Why it's only a statue.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said.
  • Duncan: This is an easy job.
  • Stationmaster: You must wait for the brakevan.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the stationmaster.
  • Stationmaster: The statue is very heavy.
  • Duncan: Nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Duncan to his driver.
  • Duncan: I pushed heavier loads than this plenty of time.
  • Duncan's Driver: Let's go, Duncan.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said his driver.
  • Duncan's Driver: But we must be careful.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So they left, but without the brakevan. But Duncan wasn't careful. He was impatient.
  • Duncan: We'll show them how fast i can be.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Duncan whistled.
  • Duncan: We'll deliver this statue and i'll still finish first.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Duncan started to speed up. Soon, Duncan was going as fast as his wheels could carry him. His driver was starting to worry. So he tried to brake. But Duncan was out of control. He was scared. He had never gone this fast. People waved and cars tooted as Duncan sped by. Suddenly, a tractor trundled across Duncan's line.
  • Duncan's Driver: Look out!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Shouted his driver.
  • Rusty: Slow down, slow down!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Whistled Rusty.
  • Duncan: I can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Duncan cried as he shot past.
  • Duncan: Whoa!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Elephant park loomed ahead. Duncan's driver applied the brakes, but it was too late. The statue flew into the air and landed in the lake. Luckily, nobody was hurt. In no time, Sir Topham Hatt arrived. He was cross.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I told you to be careful. You shouldn't waited for the brakevan.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said sternly.
  • Duncan: I'm sorry, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Mumbled Duncan. He felt very embarrassed. Duncan was repaired again in time for the grand opening. He was still surprised to see the elephant standing in the lake.
  • Lady Hatt: Everyone loves the elephant in the lake.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Lady Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Even if it was a mistake.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Added Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Engines: Hooray for Duncan's mistake!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cheered the engines. Duncan blushed and went a deep shade red.
  • (The Runaway Elephant ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So it's quite fond of elephants made out of statues.
  • Rikochet: Absolutely.
  • Al: You'd be leaving, right?
  • The Conductors: Yep.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Schemer: I wonder what this thing is inside.
  • (He takes out and reveals to be a pie)
  • Schemer: A pie, huh? I'd better eat it.
  • (He is ready to eat the pie when suddenly...)
  • Schemee: No, Schemer! Don't eat the pie!
  • (Too late, Schemer eats the pie and an explosion occurs)
  • (As the dust clears, everyone is covered in black soot)
  • Schemer: Ouch!
  • Ash: I told you to be careful.
  • (He falls to the floor, stunned)
  • Emily: Ash!
  • Sakura: Somebody call 911.
  • Stacy: Oh great.
  • Harry: Here we go again.
  • Billy: Gee.
  • (Scooby does his trademark Where Are You gulp as we end the episode)
  • (We then go to the end credits with the Rainbow Sun from the same opening)
  • (While they roll, we can hear The Breakfast Machine playing throughout it)

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