SciGirl Air Ride is a SciGirls Spoof to Kirby Air Ride, starring Izzie, Jake, the Conductors, casts from WordGirl and Time Warp Trio and the YTV Superstars in all nine air ride levels, along with nine Thomas Stories told by the Conductors.


  • At Izzie's and Jake's requests, we join Sakura, Pooh, Todd, Kuzco, Phineas, Janet, Kassie and Rockna at Fantasy Meadows, Serena, Bloom, Lorelei, Alicia, Zoey and Harriet in Celestial Valley (where their Bug hunt awaits the girls), Dexter, Eddy, Zak, Prohyas, Ben and Rex in Sky Sands, Kick, Penn, Randy, Milo, Pickle and Peanut and Billy and Zeke in Frozen Hillside, Ash, Pikachu, Eek, Courage, Emily, Candy, April, Johnny, Dukey and Shaggy and Scooby in Magma Flows (with Jessie, Cliff, Petra Fina, Larry Koopa, Lance and Ulric alongside), Agent J, Agent K, Peter, Alan, Jackie and Uncle, and Eduardo and Roland in Beanstalk Park, Turbo, Leo, Hiccup, Jim Lake, Puss, Buddy, and Darrell and Gee in Machine Passage, Tai, Matt, Yugi, Kaiba, Tyson, Ray, Dan and Shun in Checker Knights, and Rocket, Perry and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers in Nebula Belt (where they confront the villains of WordGirl).


  1. Shining Time Station
  2. WordGirl
  3. Time Warp Trio
  4. SciGirls
  5. Pokemon
  6. Sonic X
  7. Digimon
  8. Cardcaptors
  9. Kirby! Right Back At Ya
  10. Sailor Moon
  11. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  12. Tenkai Knights
  13. Super Pig
  14. The Winx Club
  15. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  16. Mermaid Melody
  17. Beyblade
  18. Bakugan
  19. Goldfish Warning!
  20. The Red Ribbon
  21. Flint The Time Detective
  22. Shinzo
  23. Glitter Force
  24. Dinozaurs
  25. Medabots
  26. Ultimate Muscle
  27. Shaman King
  28. F-Zero: GP Legend
  29. Mew Mew Power
  30. Magical Doremi
  31. Dinosaur King
  32. Chaotic
  33. Cubix: Robots For Everyone
  34. Tai Chi Chasers
  35. G.I. Joe: Sigma 6
  36. Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures
  37. Wedding Peach
  38. Mega Man: NT Warrior
  39. Yo-Kai Watch
  40. Doraemon: Gadget Cat From The Future
  41. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
  42. VR Troopers
  43. Masked Rider
  44. Big Bad Beetleborgs
  45. Miraculous
  46. Power Battle Watch Car
  47. Blazing Team
  48. Zak Storm
  49. Mon Colle Knights
  50. Future Card Buddyfight
  51. Star Fox
  52. Little Battler's Experience
  53. Mucha Lucha
  54. Scooby-Doo
  55. Static Shock
  56. The Zeta Project
  57. Jackie Chan Adventures
  58. Totally Spies!
  59. X-Men: Evolution
  60. The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes
  61. Men In Black: The Series
  62. Jumanji
  63. Biker Mice From Mars
  64. Phantom Investigators
  65. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  66. Tom and Jerry Tales
  67. Detention
  68. Road Rovers
  69. Ozzy and Drix
  70. Animaniacs
  71. Xiaolin Showdown
  72. Loonatics Unleashed
  73. Jonny Quest
  74. SWAT Kats
  75. Batman Beyond
  76. Guardians of The Galaxy
  77. Extreme Ghostbusters
  78. Back To The Future
  79. Skunk Fu!
  80. Johnny Test
  81. The Susie Feeble Show
  82. The Dork Diaries
  83. Hoop-a-Joop
  84. The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
  85. Captain N
  86. Tetris Attack
  87. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  88. Friends Forever
  89. Diary of A Wimpy Kid
  90. 8 Siblings and A Middle Child
  91. Teen Hearts
  92. The Dynamic Girls
  93. Power Crystal Girls
  94. Soapin' Water
  95. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  96. The Replacements
  97. The Emperor's New School
  98. The Proud Family
  99. Phineas and Ferb
  100. Kim Possible
  101. American Dragon: Jake Long
  102. Dave The Barbarian
  103. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  104. Star vs. The Forces of Evil
  105. Accidentally Adventures
  106. Pinewood Middle School
  107. Gravity Falls
  108. Wander Over Yonder
  109. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  110. Motorcity
  111. Gummi Bears
  112. Timon and Pumbaa
  113. The 7D
  114. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  115. Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
  116. The Buzz on Maggie
  117. Pickle and Peanut
  118. Milo Murphy's Law
  119. Tangled
  120. Underdog
  121. Star Wars Rebels
  122. Zachary and The Vamp
  123. Future Worm!
  124. Billy Dilley's Super-Duper Subterranean Summer
  125. Megan and Nick
  126. Siobhan's Dampir Life
  127. Big Hero 6
  128. Hotel Transylvania: The Series
  129. Jeff and Taylor
  130. Rumor Has It
  131. Descendants: Wicked World
  132. Big City Greens
  133. Dexter's Laboratory
  134. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  135. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  136. The Powerpuff Girls
  137. Johnny Bravo
  138. Codename: Kids Next Door
  139. Ben 10
  140. Generator Rex
  141. Cow and Chicken
  142. Mike, Lu and Og
  143. Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
  144. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
  145. Adventure Time
  146. Regular Show
  147. The Secret Saturdays
  148. Mighty Magiswords
  149. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  150. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
  151. Camp Lazlo
  152. My Gym Partner's A Monkey
  153. Turbo FAST
  154. Legend Quest
  155. Dragons
  156. Dawn of The Croods
  157. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  158. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  159. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  160. Buddy Thunderstruck
  161. Dinotrux
  162. Troll Hunters
  163. Voltron: Legendary Defender
  164. Kong: King of The Apes
  165. All Hail King Julien
  166. Camp Lakebottom
  167. Kulipari: An Army of Frogs
  168. Fangbone!
  169. RoboCop: Alpha Commando
  170. Scary Larry
  171. Angry Birds
  172. Rocket Monkeys
  173. Teacher's Pet
  174. Teamo Supremo
  175. Pink Panther and Pals
  176. Super 4
  177. Freakazoid!
  178. Earthworm Jim
  179. The Tick
  180. Eek! The Cat
  181. Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
  182. Yin Yang Yo!
  183. Team Galaxy
  184. The Amazing Spies!

Thomas Stories

  1. Trouble For Thomas
  2. Old Iron
  3. Peace and Quiet
  4. Toby Had A Little Lamb
  5. The Diseasel
  6. Oliver Owns Up
  7. Bowled Out
  8. Horrid Lorry
  9. Bye George!


  • Appearances by Izzie and Jake
  • Kimiko's outfit: from The Emperor Scorpion Strikes Back
  • Also appearing in Magma Flows: Di Lung


  • (We open this crossover with the SciGirls theme song)
  • Chorus: S-C-I-G-I-R-L-S. We need you! S-C-I-G-I-R-L-S. Come on! When I need help, and I've got a question, there's a place I go for inspiration. Gotta get to the Web, check the girls' investigation. What girls? SciGirls! Whoo! S-C-I-G-I-R-L-S. I need you! S-C-I-G-I-R-L-S. Come on! You've gotta log on, post, upload, pinch in! Yeah! Wanna get inside a world that's fascinating? The time is right 'cause SciGirls are waiting, S-C-I-G-I-R-L-S. We need you! S-C-I-G-I-R-L-S. SciGirls!
  • (We soon see Becky and Joe taking the YTV Superstars to Izzie's house)
  • Becky: Here we are!
  • Joe: This is Izzie's house.
  • Ash: Wow!
  • Gary: Talk about a perfect place.
  • Helen: Ah can hardly see Izzie and Jake about ta see us.
  • Sara: Zhere zey are!
  • (Izzie and Jake appear)
  • Izzie: Guys, you came!
  • Jake: We've wanted to play Kirby Air Ride, won't you agree?
  • Turbo: Totally!
  • Leo: Marcella's gonna love it!
  • Dee Dee: Ooh, what does this screen do?
  • Edd: No, Dee Dee! Don't touch that...!
  • (But Dee Dee presses the screen, and a green continuum sucks everyone to the game)
  • Miranda: Flatten my hair streak!
  • Clarissa: When did that happen?!
  • Charleigh: I'm afraid these guys are in for big trouble.
  • Madeline: You're right.
  • (Soon, Sakura and the crew land in Fantasy Meadows)
  • Sakura: Ow! My back!
  • Pooh: (unable to see due to a honey pot on his head) Oh, bother!
  • Todd: Where are we?
  • Kassie: We'd better hope this wasn't our idea!
  • (At that moment, The Lab Rats approach)
  • Leo: Dude, what's wrong?
  • Chase: You look badly hurt.
  • Adam: Do you need help?
  • Bree: Or you're in for disaster, right?
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Actually, they're alright.
  • Kuzco: Hey, Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Rockna: Thank goodness you've come to visit us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We do, Rockna. It's about time the air ride is starting.
  • Janet: Great!
  • Phineas: Do you remember Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Phineas. He had quite a difficulty with some ruthless freight cars. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Trouble For Thomas starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas the Tank Engine wouldn't stop being a nuisances. Night after night, he kept the other engines awake.
  • Thomas: I'm tired of pushing coaches. I wanna see the world.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines didn't take much notice, for Thomas was a little engine with a long tongue. But one night, Edward came to the shed. He was a kind little engine and felt sorry for Thomas.
  • Edward: I've got some freight cars to take home tomorrow. If you take them instead of me, I'll push coaches in the yard.
  • Thomas: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: That would be nice.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, Edward and Thomas asked their drivers, and when they said "yes", Thomas ran off happily to find freight cars. Now the freight cars were silly and noisy. They talked a lot and don't attend to what they are doing. And i'm sorry to say they play tricks on an engine who is not used to them. Edward knew all about the freight cars. He warned Thomas to be careful but Thomas was too excited to listen. The shunter fastened the coupling and when the signal dropped, Thomas was ready. The conductor blew his whistle.
  • Thomas: Peep Peep.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered Thomas and started off. But the freight cars weren't ready.
  • Freight Cars: Oh! Oh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They screamed.
  • Freight Cars: Wait, Thomas, wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: But Thomas wouldn't wait.
  • Thomas: Come on come on.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He puffed.
  • Freight Cars: All right, don't fuss! All right, don't fuss!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Grumbled the cars. Thomas began going faster and faster.
  • Thomas: Wheesh!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled, as he rush through Henry's tunnel.
  • Thomas: Hurry, hurry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas. He was feeling very proud of himself. But the cars grew crosser and crosser. At last Thomas slowed down as he came to Gordon's Hill.
  • Thomas' Driver: Steady, now, steady.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Warned the driver, as he reach the top. He began to put on the brakes.
  • Thomas: We're stopping, we're stopping!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Thomas.
  • Freight Cars: No, no, no!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Answered the cars bumping them to each other.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Before the driver could stop them they had pushed Thomas down the hill and were rattling and laughing behind them. Poor Thomas tried hard to stop them from making him go too fast.
  • Thomas: Stop pushing, stop pushing!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He hissed. But the cars took no notice.
  • Freight Cars: Go on! Go on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They giggled in their silly way.
  • Thomas: There's the station! Oh dear, what shall I do?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Thomas. They rattled straight through and swerved into the goods yard. Thomas shut his eyes.
  • Thomas: I must stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: When he opened his eyes, he saw he had stopped just in front of the buffers. There watching him was...Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What are you doing here, Thomas
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He asked.
  • Thomas: I brought Edward's freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas answered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Why did you come so fast?
  • Thomas: I didn't mean to. I was pushed.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You've got a lot to learn about freight cars, Thomas. After pushing them about here for a few weeks you'll know almost as much about them as Edward. Then you'll be a Really Useful Engine.
  • (Trouble For Thomas ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how cars can be a dangerous species.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: More like troublesome predators to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Hey, I wonder where Rocket and Perry went?
  • (Cut to Rocket and Perry, who have wandered off inside a windmill and into a hole that leads them both to the Command Center)
  • Rabbit: Why, Rocket Raccoon!
  • Principal Slimovitz: And Agent P!
  • Julie: We've just been informed that Toby and his Word Town villain crew are up to their sinister tricks.
  • Theresa: They've all formed together.
  • Ann: And preparing for a world conquest.
  • Alpha 5: Uh huh.
  • Major Monogram: We've tracked these WordGirl villains to Nebula Belt.
  • Zordon: So find the Power Rangers, and let the forces dwell within you two.
  • Rocket: (as both he and Perry salute) Right away!
  • (They both exit the Command Center)
  • (Meanwhile, Serena and her friends land in Celestial Valley)
  • Serena: Oh...
  • Bloom: What a terrible landing!
  • Lorelei: What is this peculiar place?
  • Alicia: It looks deserted.
  • (Flik and his friends appear)
  • Flik: Girls, you've got bug hunting skills to do!
  • Francis: Get your nets and get going!
  • Zoey: Ah, we will!
  • Harriet: This is gonna be the best hunt ever!
  • (As we show a montage of Serena and her friends in a bug hunt, Americano plays)
  • Lady Gaga: I met a girl in east L.A. In floral shorts as sweet as May She sang in eights in two-barrio chords We fell in love, but not in court (La-la-la-la-la-la-la) I don't sp', I don't sp' Ah ah ah ah ah America Americano, ah ah ah ah ah America Americano Mis canciones son de la re-revolución Mi corazón me duele por mi generación If you love me we can marry on the west coast On a Wednesday en el verano en agosto I don't speak your, I don't speak your language, oh no (la-la-la-la-la-la-la)) I don't speak your, I won't speak your, won't speak Your Jesús Cristo (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) Ah ah ah ah ah America Americano, ah ah ah ah ah America Americano I will fight for, I have fought for how I love you (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) I have cried for, I will die for how I care (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) In the mountains, las campanas están sonando (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) Todos los chicos (chicas) y los chicos (chicas) están besando (La-la-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I don't speak your language, oh no (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesús Cristo (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I don't speak your Americano (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) I don't speak your, I won't speak your Jesús Cristo (la-la-la-la-la-la-la) Ah ah ah ah ah America Americano, ah ah ah ah ah America Americano Ah ah ah ah ah America Americano, ah ah ah ah ah America Americano Don't you try to catch me, don't you try to catch me No, no, no, no I'm living on the edge of Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law Don't you try to catch me, don't you try to catch me No, no, no, no don't you try to catch me Living on the edge of the law, law, law, law.
  • (Americano ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We've been successful.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Edward saving James from total disaster.
  • (He blows his whistle and Old Iron starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: One day, James have to wait at the station till Edward and his train came in. This made him cross.
  • James: Late again!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Edward laughed and James fumed again. After James had finished his work he went back to the yard, and puffed on to the turntable. He was still feeling very bad tempered.
  • James: Edward is impossible!
  • Mr. Conductor: He grumbled to the others.
  • James: He clanks about like a lot of old iron and he is so slow, he makes us wait!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Thomas and Percy were indictment.
  • Percy: Old iron! Slow!
  • Thomas: Why, Edward could beat you in a race any day!
  • James: Really!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: I should like to see him do it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Next morning, James' driver was suddenly taking ill. He could hardly stand, so the fireman uncoupled James ready for shunting. James was impatient. Suddenly, the signalman shouted. There was James puffing away down the line.
  • Signalman: All traffic halted!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called the signalman. Then he told the fireman what had happened.
  • Signalman: Two boys were on James' footplate fiddling with the controls.
  • Fireman: Whew.
  • Signalman: They tumbled off and ran when James started.
  • (Phone rings)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The signalman answered the telephone.
  • Signalman: Yes? He's here? Right, I'll tell him. The inspector's coming at once. He wants a shunter's pole and a coil of wire rope.
  • Fireman: What for?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Wondered the fireman.
  • Signalman: Search me, but you better get them quickly.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The fireman was ready when Edward arrived. The inspector saw the pole and a rope.
  • Inspector: Good man, jump in.
  • Edward: We'll catch him, we'll catch him.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Edward. James was laughing.
  • James: What a lark! What a lark!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He chuckled to himself. Suddenly, he was going faster and faster. He realized that he had no driver.
  • James: What shall I do? I can't stop! Help! Help!
  • Edward: We're coming, we're coming!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called Edward. Edward was panting up behind with every ounce of steam he had. At last, he caught up with James.
  • Edward's Driver: Steady, Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Called his driver. The inspector stood on Edward's front holding a noose of rope in the crook of the shunter's pole. He was trying to slip it over James' buffer. The engines swayed and lurched. At last...
  • Inspector: Got him!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He shouted. He pulled the noose tight. Gently braking, Edward's driver checked the engines' speed, and James' fireman scrambled across and took control.
  • Edward: So the old iron caught you after all.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Chuckled Edward.
  • James: I'm sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered James.
  • James: Thank you for saving me. You were splendid, Edward.
  • Edward: That's all right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Edward. The engines arrived at the station side by side. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: A fine piece of work.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: James, you can rest, and then take your train. I'm proud of you, Edward. You shall go to the works and have your worn parts mended.
  • Edward: Oh, thank you, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: It'll be lovely not to clank.
  • (Old Iron ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Edward became the hero of Sodor.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better jet.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Dexter and his friends land in Sky Sands)
  • Dexter: What happened?
  • Eddy: Must be a hotter place.
  • (Just then, Presley and the mummies approach)
  • Presley: You okay?
  • Ja-Kal: Weren't you wounded?
  • Zak: Just fine!
  • Prohyas: We agree to make accomplishments.
  • Rath: Good.
  • Armon: We knew we can rely on you all.
  • Nefer-Tina: Good luck.
  • Ben: Time to go hero!
  • Rex: You're on!
  • (As we show Dexter and his friends in a Sky Sands race, Hot plays)
  • Smash Mouth: Hey, so you wanna play? You'll see my game's on fire But we don't play the same game You'll see I'm crazy for speed And neutral means nothing to me So if that's your desire We'll get along famously But one thing: I like to lead I light 'em up before the motor starts I go so fast that I could never stop Look under the hood but you don't know what I got I'm a moving violation baby, hot hot hot hot Highway, that's my scene I may look like a blur when you see me And I'm flirting with disaster, I'm the master of G's Gonna pass ya, gonna pass ya, blast some dust your way Well you got skills and something to prove But you're in my way so you better move One foot on the pedal but never on the brake So don't give me a reason, I got a license to race.
  • (Hot ends as Dexter reaches first place)
  • Dexter: I did it!
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He won?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Good!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Reminds me of Murdoch's visit to the Island of Sodor.
  • (He blows his whistle and Peace and Quiet starts)
  • Henry: Hurry up, I'm a busy engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Henry. Goods arrive night and day at the docks. Sometimes, Henry and the other engines work so hard that their axles ache. Sir Topham Hatt brought in a new engine to help with the heavy work load. He was long and had 10 drive wheels. He looked very strong.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: This is Murdoch. He's going to be pulling on the main line.
  • Salty: Ahoy, matey!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Shouted Salty.
  • Harvey: Welcome, Murdoch!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Called Harvey.
  • Thomas: You're the biggest engine I've ever seen.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried Thomas.
  • Murdoch: You're a chatty lot.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Murdoch said quietly. Soon, Murdoch was coupled to a long, long line of heavy freight cars. His boiler strained, his wheels started to turn and the mighty engine chuffed away. Murdoch longed for some peace and quiet. But everywhere he went, it was noisy and crowded. At the end of the day, Murdoch was looking forward to a good night's rest. But Salty and Harvey were full of questions.
  • Harvey: What's the longest train you've ever pulled?
  • Salty: Have you ever worked might say?
  • Harvey: Have you ever crashed?
  • Murdoch: Please, I want some peace and quiet and i don't want to share a shed with chatterboxes.
  • Harvey: No need to be rude.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Huffed Harvey.
  • Salty: Hey, we're only being friendly matey.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The next morning, Murdoch collected another long heavy train. This time, he chuffed into the beautiful countryside. It was splendid. At last he had some peace and quiet. Suddenly, his driver applied the brakes. There were sheep on the tracks.
  • Murdoch's Driver: The sheep escaped from that field.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the driver.
  • Murdoch's Driver: Through that broken fence.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The driver and the fireman tried to chase the sheep back. First this way and then that way. They tried everything, but nothing worked.
  • Murdoch's Fireman: We'll never move these sheep by ourselves.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Complained the fireman.
  • Murdoch's Driver: I'll go and phone for help.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Sighed the driver. Murdoch was very unhappy. The noisy sheep were spoiling his peace and quiet. Sir Topham Hatt was enjoying afternoon tea when he got the call.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Sheep!?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He exclaimed loudly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'll send Toby with the farmer immediately.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The sheep were becoming noisier and noisier.
  • Murdoch: Please stop!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Groaned Murdoch.
  • Murdoch: I'd rather be back with the chatterbox engines.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Just then, Toby chuffed into view.
  • Murdoch: Toby!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Exclaimed Murdoch.
  • Murdoch: We're certainly glad to see you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Before long the farmer and his dog went to work and the sheep were soon safely in their field and Murdoch was on his way again.
  • Murdoch: Thanks, Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That evening, Murdoch parked between Harvey and Salty. But Murdoch spoke first.
  • Murdoch: I'm sorry that I was cross.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He chuffed.
  • Murdoch: I'm very pleased to share a shed with you.
  • Harvey: And we're very pleased to have your company.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Harvey.
  • Salty: Aye we are.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Added Salty.
  • Salty: It reminds me of a story.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Murdoch smiled. The sound of baa, baa would have kept him awake. But a Salty story would send him happily to sleep.
  • (Peace and Quiet ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's how Murdoch made his first visit.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: We're off to Frozen Hillside.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Kick and the others land in Frozen Hillside)
  • Kick: Whoa!
  • Penn: This place gives us the shivers!
  • Randy: What the juice is this place, anyway?
  • Milo: We'd better find out?
  • Diogee: Woof!
  • (Elsa and Anna approach)
  • Elsa: Kick, are you alright?
  • Anna: You look hurt, aren't you?
  • Pickle: He's fine by now.
  • Peanut: We agree to go snowboarding!
  • Billy: Just you wait and see.
  • Zeke: Yeah right.
  • (As both sides go on a snowboarding spree, Reel Big Fish perform Take On Me)
  • Reel Big Fish: Talking away I don't know what left to say I'll say it anyway Today's not my day to find you Shying away I'm coming for okay Take on me (take me on) Take on me (take me on) I'll be gone in a day or two So needless to say at odds and ends But I'll be stumbling away Slowly learning that life is okay Say after me It's so much better to be safe than sorry Take on me (take me on) Take on me (take me on) I'll be gone in a day or two Oh, things that you say Yeah, is it life or just a play My worries away You're all the things I've got to remember You shine away I'll be coming for your love Take on me (take me on) Take on me (take me on) I'll be gone in a day or two Take on me (take me on) Take on me (take me on) I'll be gone in a day or two Take on me Take on me.
  • (Take On Me ends as Kick reaches first place)
  • Kick: Yes! I did it!
  • (The Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He made it to the finish line.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Nice.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Reminds me of Toby's mission to rescue the stranded lambs.
  • (He blows his whistle and Toby Had A Little Lamb starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Winter on the Island of Sodor can be windy cold. When the cold wind blows, the engines can't wait to get back to the snug warm of Tidmouth Sheds.
  • Toby: Bitter cold, bitter cold, bitter cold.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Chuffed Toby.
  • Toby: Still, I'll soon be back in my nice dry shed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But suddenly, Toby's driver applied the brakes. He could see a farmer standing neat deep in snow. He was waving a red flag.
  • Farmer McColl: Mah phone lines are down, all the roads are blocked and my sheep had just started lambing.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The farmer said.
  • Farmer McColl: They're trapped on the hillside, cut off by the snow.
  • Toby: What can we do to help?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby chuffed.
  • Farmer McColl: I need a vet as quickly as possible.
  • Toby's Driver: We'll stop at the next signalbox.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Toby's Driver.
  • Toby's Driver: I'll phone the vet from there.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby raced to the signalbox and the driver phoned ahead to the station. Sir Topham Hatt and The Vet were waiting for Toby as he arrived.
  • Toby: The farmer's lambs are stranded on the hillside!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Toby.
  • Toby: We've got to rescue them!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So we shall.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'll send Duck right away. This is a job for an engine with a snowplough.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby knew Duck was the right engine for the job. He was very powerful.
  • Toby: Hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby called anxiously, as Duck chuffed out of the station. But so much snow had fallen, the tracks ahead were blocked.
  • Duck's Driver: We can't go on.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck's driver grimly.
  • Duck's Driver: We'll have to go back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby was surprised to see Duck return to the station.
  • Duck: I tried my hardest.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Duck.
  • Duck: But the weather's getting worse.
  • Duck's Driver: Even Duck's snowplough can't get through.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver. Then, Toby had an idea.
  • Toby: My old branch line runs out there, sir, remember?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It's far too dangerous.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It would never carry Duck's weight.
  • Toby: It might take my weight.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Toby.
  • Toby: And i know that line on the back of my buffers.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He added.
  • Toby: It's our only chance to help the lambs.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt agreed, but he told Toby to be very careful. Soon, a blizzard was howling. Toby's driver was worried.
  • Toby: I can do it.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Toby.
  • Toby: As long as these rails hold.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Toby had forgotten about the rickety old bridge.
  • Toby: Help! My wheels are wobbling!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried. His driver fought for control as Toby struggled on.
  • Toby: I've got to reach the other side of this bridge.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gasped Toby.
  • Toby: Those lambs need me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The farmer was waiting. It was very cold. Suddenly, a ghostly glowing eye shone from the snowstorm. It was Toby's headlamp.
  • Farmer McColl: You've made it!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried the farmer.
  • Farmer McColl: What a brave engine you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The vet and the farmer went to find the lambs. But they soon returned.
  • Vet: The lambs are safe and sound, Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the vet.
  • Vet: But we need a place now to keep the little ones warm.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby smiled.
  • Toby: I'll think you'll find Henrietta as plenty of room.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby stayed for several days just to make sure the lambs were all right. The farmer was very grateful.
  • Farmer McColl: Thank you, Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Farmer McColl: We could've done it without you.
  • Toby: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Toby.
  • Toby: There's nothing i like better than helping out a friend in need.
  • (Toby Had A Little Lamb ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Toby learned to rescue the lambs.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Well, off to Magma Flows!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better find out what those cowardly guys are up to right now.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Ash and his cowardly friends land in Magma Flows)
  • Ash: Ow! That hurts!
  • Pikachu: Chaaa!!!
  • Eek: Talk about a serious landing!
  • Courage: (laughs dazedly)
  • Jessie: Hey, you dweebs!
  • Cliff: Why don't you pick on your own sizes?
  • (The friends turn around to see Jessie and her villainous crew)
  • Ash: Blast my head! Don't tell us it's...
  • Jessie: Prepare for trouble, cause you've got us all wrong.
  • Cliff: And make it double, why don't you just sing along.
  • Emily: We don't have time for this innocent motto!
  • Candy: Yeah!
  • April: Just back right off, got it?!
  • Petra Fina: Wha?!
  • Larry: Why you...!
  • (But then they hear a loud roaring sound)
  • Johnny: Did you hear that?!
  • Dukey: Eh, probably your stomach.
  • (But the roar is heard once more, and Ash and the others turn around)
  • Shaggy: ZOINKS!
  • Scooby: Roh, no!
  • Lance: There it is, he's coming!
  • (It was a giant, three-headed fire dragon who is very angry)
  • Ulric: It's the most meanest, giant fire dragon we've ever seen, not to mention it's got three heads.
  • (The three-headed fire dragon lets out a loud and long Anguirus-like roar)
  • Ash, his friends and the villains: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all run away from the three-headed fire dragon, with Jessie's Wobbuffet frantically following after them, while we hear Less Than Jake sing Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts)
  • Less Than Jake: Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows but is that is that enough or is (it) that we're not punk enough or is (it) that you think ska just sucks (but) Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what? [Chorus:] Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny Quest thinks we're sellin' out, (we're) sellin' out, yeah Johnny Quest thinks we're sellouts, sellouts Johnny, yeah Well I really don't know if it matters at all so but we try to keep the prices low for our records and our shows does it matter that you see our shirts besides going to school and going to work or that you think that ska just sucks Johnny Quest, he thinks we're what? [Chorus x2] (He thinks we're sellin' out sellin' out [x5] yeah sellin' out [x6] yeah)
  • (Jonny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts ends as Ash suddenly bumps into Di Lung)
  • Di Lung: (angrily) Watch where you're going, ya fool!
  • Ash: (snapping back) Hey! Don't you dare call me that!
  • (But the three headed Fire Dragon rounds a corner and Pikachu prepares for a thunderbolt attack)
  • Pikachu: (charging up) PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Candy: Pikachu, no!
  • Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
  • Pikachu: (unleashing its full power) CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (Everyone is electrocuted at the force of Pikachu's thunderbolt attack, and they soon become black and sizzled, just as the three-headed fire dragon dissolves to ashes. Moments later, Heather Hogwarsh, Lexi Bunny and Senora Zapata appear)
  • Heather: You insensitive Pokemon idiot!
  • Lexi: That was the thousandth time you've zapped everyone in Magma Flows!
  • Zapata: Don't ever do that again!
  • Pikachu: (meekly) Chu!
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Pikachu, you don't have to be upset. It's not your fault.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It's because that three-headed fire dragon gave chase to you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Reminds me of Bill and Ben in search for a diesel.
  • (He blows his whistle and The Diseasel starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bill and Ben are tank engine twins. Each has four wheels, a tiny chimney and dome and a small squat cab. Their freight cars are filled with China Clay. It is needed for pottery, paper, paint and many other things. The twins are now kept busy pushing and pulling the cars for engines on the main line and for ships in the harbor. One morning, they arranged some cars and went away for more.
  • (The Freight cars disappeared)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They returned to find them all gone. The Twins were most surprised. Their drivers examined a patch of oil.
  • Drivers: That's Diesel.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: They said.
  • Bill: It's a what'll?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Bill?
  • Ben: A diseasel, I think.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Ben.
  • Ben: There's a notice about them in our shed.
  • Bill: Coughs and sneezles spread diseaels.
  • Ben: You had a cough in your smokebox yesterday. It's your fault the diseasel came.
  • Bill: It isn't!
  • Ben: It is!
  • Drivers: Stop arguing, you two.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed their drivers.
  • Drivers: Let's go and rescue our freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bill and Ben were horrified.
  • Bill: But the diseasel will magic us away like the freight cars.
  • Drivers: He won't magic us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied their drivers.
  • Drivers: We're more likely magic him. Listen, he doesn't know you're twins. So we'll take away your names and numbers and then this is what we'll do.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffing hard, the twins set off on their journey to find the diesel. They were looking forward to playing tricks on him. Creeping into the yard, they found the diesel on a siding with missing cars. Ben hid behind, but Bill went bodly alongside. The diesel looked up.
  • BoCo: Do you mind?
  • Bill: Yes.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Bill.
  • Bill: I do. I want my cars back.
  • BoCo: These are mine.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said the diesel.
  • BoCo: Go away.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Bill pretended not to be frightened.
  • Bill: You're a big bully.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whimpered.
  • Bill: You'll be sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He ran back and hid behind the cars on the other side. Ben now came forward.
  • Ben: Car stealer!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed Ben. He ran away too. Bill took his place. This went on and on till the diesel eyes nearly popped out.
  • BoCo: Stop! You're making me giddy.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The two engines gazed at him.
  • BoCo: Are there two of you?
  • Bill: Yes, we're twins.
  • BoCo: I might have known it.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Just then, Edward bustled up.
  • Edward: Bill and Ben, why are you playing here?
  • Bill: We're not playing.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Protested Bill.
  • Ben: We're rescuing our cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Squeaked Ben.
  • Ben: Even you don't take our cars without asking, but this diseasel did.
  • Edward: There's no cause to be rude.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward severely.
  • Edward: This engine is a Metropolitan Vickers, diesel electric type 2.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The twins were most impressed.
  • Bill: We're sorry,
  • BoCo: Never mind.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The diesel smiled.
  • BoCo: Call me BoCo. I'm sorry I didn't understand about the cars.
  • Edward: That's all right then.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Edward.
  • Edward: Now off you go, Bill and Ben. Fetch BoCo's cars, then you take this lot. There's no real harm in them.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said to BoCo.
  • Edward: But they're mattening at times.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: BoCo chuckled.
  • BoCo: Mattening...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said.
  • BoCo: the word.
  • (The Diseasel ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how we can all recognize Bill and Ben.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Great.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better get to Beanstalk Park and fast!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Agent J and his friends land in Beanstalk Park)
  • Agent J: Oh, my back!
  • Agent K: We'd best be careful though.
  • (Steven, Kevin and Meg from the Godzilla: The Series episode, Shafted, show up)
  • Steven: Are you boys alright?
  • Kevin: You're not hurt, are you?
  • Meg: Is there any help to do?
  • Peter: Ah, no problem.
  • Alan: We were about to go exploring.
  • Steven: Good.
  • Kevin: We knew we can rely on you all.
  • Meg: Do your best.
  • (As we show Agent J and friends in Beanstalk Park games, House of Fun is heard)
  • Madness: Good morning miss Can I help you son? Sixteen today And up for fun I'm a big boy now Or so they say So if you'll serve I'll be on my way Box of balloons With the feather-light touch Pack of party-poppers That pop in the night A toothbrush and hairspray Plastic grin Miss Clay on all corners Has just walked in Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the House of Fun Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way Welcome to the House of N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss You misunderstood Sixteen big boy Full pint in my manhood I'm up to date And the date's today So if you'll serve I'll be on my way Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way Welcome to the House of (Fun) I'm sorry son But we don't stock Party gimmicks In this shop Try the House of Fun It's quicker if you run This is a chemist Not a jokers' shop! Party hats Simple enough clear Comprehende savvy understand Do you hear? A pack of party hats With the coloured tips Too late! Gorgon's heard gossip Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay Many happy returns from the day Welcome to the House of Fun Now I've come of age Welcome to the House of Fun Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way Welcome to the House of Fun Welcome to the House of Fun...
  • (House of Fun ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Well, what do you know?
  • Jackie: That's good, Conductors!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Carnival games are something we do love.
  • Uncle: One more thing: Do you remember Oliver?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Why yes, Uncle. He learned on how to deal with cars. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Oliver Owns Up starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: On a clear day when the sky is blue and there is just enough breeze to blow the clouds away, you can stand on a big hill above the valley and watch Duck and Oliver far below, busily at work on Duck's branch line near the sea. The two engines are very proud of their matching coats of gleaming color. Oliver often talks about the time that Douglas saved him from scrap.
  • Oliver: If it wasn't for his help...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Oliver would say.
  • Oliver: I might have caught when I ran away from the scrapyard, and I would never come to live here on Sir Topham Hatt's railway.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines all wanted to know about Oliver's adventures.
  • Henry: Amazing!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Remarked Henry.
  • James: Oliver...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said James.
  • James: ...has resource.
  • Gordon: And sagacity.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Put in Gordon.
  • Percy: What does that mean?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Percy.
  • Thomas: I think...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Thomas.
  • Thomas:'s about being clever and wise.
  • Gordon: He is...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Finished Gordon.
  • Gordon: example to us all.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: I'm sorry to say that Oliver became very puffed up in the smokebox.
  • Oliver: Henry says I'm amazing. He's right.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He whistled as he swooshed along the line. One morning, Sir Topham Hatt came to see him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You are doing well. Now you must learn how to look after freight cars.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Every wise engine knows that you cannot trust freight cars. The other engines warned Oliver but he took no notice.
  • Oliver: You think I can manage.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said huffly.
  • Oliver: Gordon knows better. He's says I'm sagacious.
  • Duck: You may be good gracious or whatever you called it, but cars can be troublesome and...
  • Donald: Say no more, Duck.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Interested Donald.
  • Donald: It's a pity, but the wee engine just learned for itself.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Oliver pulled some loaded cars into a siding and pushed the empties into the chute. Then he came back to take the loaded cars away. But they were comfortable and didn't want to move.
  • Car 1: What right is he to poke his funnel in here?
  • Car 2: We want Duck!
  • Car 3: Or Donald!
  • Car 4: Or Douglas!
  • Oliver: Look sharp.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Huffed Oliver.
  • Cars: That's not the way to speak.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Hissed the cars.
  • Cars: We'll get even.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Oliver heard nothing. The cars move smoothly at first, then suddenly, Oliver found them forced forward. His driver applied the brakes, but they were useless against the surging cars.
  • Cars: On, on, on!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yelled the cars. Oliver formed hard, but still they forced them on and on. At last, the cars grew tired.
  • Oliver: I'm winning.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Gasped Oliver. But it was too late. Oliver layed bruised and benuised, bunkered down in the turntable well. Duck survaved the damaged.
  • Duck: Hello, Oliver. Are you being a good gracious engine? Beg pardon, we really don't like this sort of surprise. Donald and Douglas will miss their turntable until it was mended.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: That night, Oliver was hold gently to safety.
  • Oliver: I'm sorry, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He said to Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Oliver: I shouldn't listen to Duck's advice. I don't feel good gracious or whatever it is. I just feel silly.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well, Oliver.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Now you know the damage cars can do.
  • Oliver: Yes I do, sir. I look like a load of scrap iron.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Oh, I don't think so.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Laughed Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: But you do need to go to the works to be mended.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The other engines now felt sorry for Oliver.
  • Duck: The branch line would be a same without you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled Duck.
  • Duck: Come back soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: A few days later, Oliver did come back. His coat paint glistended in the sun. He's a wiser engine too and never made the same about cars again.
  • (Oliver Owns Up ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how Oliver needed more carefulness in the future.
  • Eduardo: Good.
  • Roland: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Turbo and his friends land in Machine Passage)
  • Turbo: Oh...
  • Leo: What's happening?
  • Hiccup: This must be Machine Passage.
  • Jim: Probably home to Fusion and the FAJITA Crew.
  • Fusion: That's right, Jim Lake!
  • (Turbo and the others turn around to see Fusion)
  • Turbo: So, it's you!
  • Fusion: I know, Turbo, I know.
  • Puss: Who is Fusion?
  • Buddy: Eh, probably a counterpart to Turbo.
  • Darrel: Now, take it easy, you two.
  • Gee: We don't want to see any rough stuff.
  • (But Turbo and Fusion speed away in a full rivalry before Leo and his friends could reply. While the Machine Passage theme plays, Turbo and Fusion race across the course and past several obstacles like split paths that contain a tunnel and some fans. Eventually, they reach a cannon where they get shot out of it. We see Mel, Meilin, Malinda and Theodora relaxing)
  • Mel: Ah, just a perfect time for us to make a relaxing nap.
  • Meilin: Indeed.
  • (But then, Turbo and Fusion come rocketing toward the mean girls)
  • Malinda: What the...
  • Theodora: Don't tell us it's...
  • (Turbo and Fusion ram over the girls, as they go plummeting down to their doom while they scream. The race continues as Turbo and Fusion race across moving disks and narrowly avoid them each. Meanwhile, Hardcase the Tiger Beetle is at a room full of creatures inside containment tubes)
  • Hardcase: Ah, these creatures are always resting about.
  • (But then, Turbo and Fusion speed over him, and the creatures wake up and break free from the tubes)
  • Hardcase: You sons of a sea slug, get back here!
  • (He proceeds to follow Turbo and Fusion, along with the freed creatures. Just as the two rival snails are about to reach the finish line, Hardcase overtakes them both and the creatures knock them down unconscious)
  • Turbo: Ow!
  • Fusion: Of all those innocent freaks!
  • (The Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Just look what Hardcase did to you two!
  • Leo: He ruined the race within his permission!
  • Hiccup: That does it! He's out of here for life!
  • Jim: Leo, Hiccup, please! There's no need for you two to yell at Hardcase!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Just settle down.
  • Puss: Oh, boy. Heather Hogwarsh, Lexi Bunny and Senora Zapata won't like it.
  • Buddy: Did you remind us of Stepney?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, Buddy. He met a snobby diesel with a bowled attitude. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Bowled Out starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Stepney's visit to Sir Topham Hatt's railway was coming to an end.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: We shall miss you.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Then he turned his attention to all the other engines.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: My railway was very busy but I'm pleased with you, but you need help. A diesel was all was available. Please do your best to avoid any, uh, ahem, disturbances.
  • Duck: What does that mean?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whispered Duck.
  • James: That means this diesel is difficult.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Snapped James. And he was. The diesel surveyed the shed.
  • Diesel: Not bad. I've seen worse. At least you're all clean.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The engines glared.
  • Diesel: It's not your fault, but Sir Topham Hatt should scrap you and get engines like me. A fill of oil, a touch of a start and I'm off. No bother, no waiting. They had to fuss round you for hours before you're ready.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The engines were furious! Next morning, they held an indignation meeting around the turntable.
  • Gordon: Disgraceful!
  • James: Disgusting!
  • Henry: Despicable!
  • Donald: To say such things to us.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Donald and Douglas.
  • Douglas: It's too teach him a lesson we be wanting. But how do we do it?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Their chance came sooner and they expected. The diesel was purring comfortable. An inspector watch the fitter making final adjustments. The wind tugged the inspector's hat. The diesel was ready.
  • Diesel: Look at me, Duck and Stepney. Now I'll show you something.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: He rolled proudly toward his coaches. Then, it happened. Shaking and spluttering, the diesel stopped. Meanwhile the inspector was looking for his hat. The diesel seethed through furious. Duck and Stepney pushed him back to the shed.
  • Inspector: My hat!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Explained the inspector.
  • Inspector: You sucked it through your airing tank!
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bother your hat. The heavy trains' due out. You have to take it, Duck. Stepney, will you help please?
  • Stepney: Thank you, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Cried Stepney.
  • Stepney: I like a good long run on my last day.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The engines were soon ready.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Gordon will take over from halfway so get the train in there. Good luck.
  • Stepney: Don't worry.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Smiled Stepney.
  • Stepney: We'll get there and be early too.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: The cavalcade moved carefully over the rails and out to the open line.
  • Stepney: Now for a sprint.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Puffed Stepney.
  • Duck: I'm ready when you are.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Duck. Soon they were whizzing through Edward's station. At next, they charged at Gordon's Hill beyond. They felt the drag of the heavy coaches here. It was hard work. At last they were running smoothly along the line toward the big station.
  • Gordon: Hello, you're early!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: That's one of the headlamp for old diesel.
  • Stepney: James says he's sick as boiler sludge and sulking in the shed.
  • Gordon: Serves him right were saying were out of date!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: And Gordon chortled away. Next day, everyone came to say goodbye to Stepney.
  • Engines: Come back and see you soon!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whistled the engines.
  • Stepney: And you're always welcome at my bluebell railway too.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Replied Stepney. Then he puffed away. What about diesel? He'd slipped out when no one was looking. But he left two things behind: a rather nasty smell and a battered bowler hat.
  • (Bowled Out ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: So that's how a diesel will never return.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gee.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better get to Checker Knights.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Tai and the others land in Checker Knights)
  • Tai: Whoa!
  • Matt: Where are we?
  • Yugi: Must be in Checker Knights.
  • Kaiba: Ah, never mind.
  • (Just then, Rex Raptor and Weevil Underwood approach)
  • Rex: Just in time, fools!
  • Weevil: Too bad you've come a long way.
  • Tyson: You take it back!
  • Ray: Besides, we don't need some pathetic excuses!
  • Dan: We accept your challenge!
  • Shun: Bring it on!
  • (Ryuga, Spike Bourne, Kaiser Gray and Doji watch with glee)
  • Ryuga: Perfect!
  • Spike: This is gonna be great!
  • Kaiser: Soon, Sho Tenma will make a run for his money.
  • Doji: Just you wait and see, Tai Kamiya!
  • (As Tai and the others battle Rex and Weevil in a war, You Run Around plays)
  • Jason Radford: Things are starting to accelerate into something never Stopping always troubled but Now I think I'm getting dizzy too much spinning pace my Patience line is thickening, quickening It's getting too insane. I'm trying to maintain Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. You run around, I run around We're all gonna run, run, run around You run around, I run around We all do a run, run, run around. It is getting closer More tense ever spinning, twisting, turning roller coaster Inch by inch the gap is Closing pressure, building temperature, rising hotter and hotter. It's getting too crazy I wish I could maybe Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Run, run baby Like a rocket Like a rocket Never stopping Never stopping. You run around, I run around We're all gonna run, run, run around You run around, I run around We all do a run, run, run around You run around, I run around We're all gonna run, run, run around You run around, I run around We all do a run, run, run around.
  • (You Run Around ends as Rex and Weevil are defeated)
  • Tai: Yes! Score one for the boys back...
  • Mindy: Taichi-kins, you've won!
  • Tai: Mindy, what in the world?!
  • Mindy: (slipping off her red flats) Care for a kiss?
  • (She smooches Tai various times, just before the Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Leave him alone, please!
  • Agumon: Settle down, Conductors. She's far too busy to deal with him.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You're right, Agumon.
  • Gabumon: Do you know about these three lorries?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Gabumon. They've got a Sodor invasion. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Horrid Lorry starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was a busy time at the docks. All the engines were working hard, pushing and pulling freight cars about. One day, Percy was late. Cranky the Crane was quick to criticize.
  • Cranky: These ships can't be kept waiting. They have important cargo. If they miss the tides, they will be delayed at the docks. You should look up to the ships and show more respect. You are after all only little.
  • Percy: We've got too much work.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Percy.
  • Cranky: Then perhaps a lorry should do the job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was shocked. He told the other engines what Cranky had said.
  • James: Stuff and nonsense!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted James.
  • Henry: We engines rerun this island.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Percy: What if a lorry does arrive?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: I'm afraid he did. Along with two more. Cranky was delighted.
  • Cranky: Hey you down there. Your jobs done now. These lorries are taking over. One of them wants to talk to you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The lorry was very rude.
  • Lorry 2: What's that steaming lump of scrap iron doing here? Be off with you!
  • Percy: Scrap iron? Steaming scrap iron? Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: A little later, Percy met Thomas and James. Another lorry was being rude to them. Then he saw Percy.
  • Lorry 1: Oh, look. It's a little green goblin on wheels. Ha! You'd be scrapped. Just you wait and see.
  • Thomas: Well, bust my boiler. What a horrid lorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Explained Thomas.
  • James: Despicable!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed James. The next engine to meet a lorry was Toby.
  • Lorry 2: Well, well, well. No wonder this railway's a mess. You belong into this museum, not working at the quarry.
  • Toby: I might look old, but I'm really useful.
  • Lorry 2: Useful? Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorry.
  • Lorry 2: Just you toodle off.
  • Toby: Toodle?!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Spluttered Toby.
  • Toby's Driver: Come on, Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Interrupted his driver.
  • Toby's Driver: Don't bother to argue with him. We'll go to the flour mill instead.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But when they arrived at the flour mill, Toby was shocked to see yet another lorry.
  • Toby: What are you doing here?
  • Lorry 3: We three are doing your work now. You're too slow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The foreman spoke to Toby's driver.
  • Foreman: I'm sorry. Times are changing I'm afraid.
  • Toby's Driver: Toby might me old.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied his driver.
  • Toby's Driver: But he's reliable. Come on, Toby. We'll go to the farms. They'll still use us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby trundled sadly away. His railway ran through a narrow gorge. But vehicles had take a steep and dangerous road. When Toby arrived, he saw the lorry from the quarry again. It was loaded with rock.
  • Toby: That lorry's in trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thought Toby. And he was.
  • (Lorry 2 falls down the gorge and towards the ground leaving Toby speechless)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The driver was thrown clear.
  • Driver: Rotten roads.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He muttered. The wrecked lorry was taking to the docks. Percy looked at the lorry.
  • Percy: What's this lump of steaming scrap iron?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He teased.
  • Lorry 2: I'll be back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorry.
  • Lorry 2: So you can wipe that silly smile off your smokebox.
  • Percy: Ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy and wheeshed him loudly. Then Butch the breakdown vehicle arrived. He towing the lorry from the flour mill.
  • Toby's Driver: What happened?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Toby's driver.
  • Cander: He was overloaded with flour.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cander replied.
  • Cander: And he broke down.
  • Toby: Not very useful now are you?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Toby.
  • Lorries: Grr!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorries. Then James whistled excitedly.
  • James: They're bringing in the third lorry on a barge. What happened to that one?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James asked.
  • Tow Truck Man: Stupid Lorry was reversing and fell straight into the sea.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the Tow Truck Man. Later, Thomas arrived. He looked at the three lorries and laughed.
  • Thomas: Well, well, well. The brothers grimm. Smashed, broken and sunk.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The lorries didn't return, and the engines now work even harder to make sure they'll ever learn.
  • (Horrid Lorry ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how the lorries will never return.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Whoa.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Time for the final course.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We soon see Toby and the Word Girl villains at Nebula Belt)
  • Toby: Finally, our world domination will come true.
  • Dr. Two Brains: Surely.
  • Mr. Big: This is gonna be great!
  • Victoria: Time to show these creeps how they can fail.
  • Lady Redundant Woman: You bet it is!
  • Jason: It's morphin time!
  • Granny May: What?!
  • Birthday Girl: We've recognized those voices!
  • (A Morphin Roll Call occurs as Tommy is the first to shout out)
  • Tommy: Dragonzord!
  • Zack: Mastodon!
  • Kimberly: Pterodactyl!
  • Billy: Triceratops!
  • Trini: Saber-Toothed Tiger!
  • Jason: Tyrannosaurus!
  • (The students of Angel Grove High transform into the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers)
  • All Six: Yeah!
  • Rocket: Looks like your jig is up!
  • Butcher: Let's get them!
  • Chuck: This is the last straw, you freaks!
  • (As they all clash in a full war to forget, The Offspring perform All I Want)
  • Offspring: Okay Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya Day after day your home life's a wreck The powers that be just breathe down your neck You get no respect, you get no relief You gotta speak up and yell out your piece. So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya How many times is it gonna take Till someone around you hears what you say You've tried being cool, you feel like a lie You've played by their rules, now it's their turn to try So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want, that's all I want. I said it before I'll say it again If you could just listen Then it might make sense So back off your rules, back off your jive 'Cause I'm sick of not living to stay alive Leave me alone, I'm not asking a lot I just don't want to be controlled That's all I want, that's all I want That's all I want Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
  • (All I Want ends as Toby and the Word Town villains are defeated)
  • Toby: Oh, what have we done?
  • (Officer Jenny, Agent Nancy Miner, Lieutenant Felina and Commander Ulysses Feral, Officer Floria Roberts, and the Conductors appear)
  • Officer Jenny: Looks like they're under arrest for lying.
  • Agent Miner: And for losing the battle.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You know that.
  • Lt. Feral: Well, Uncle, this is what they've got for being useless.
  • Commander Feral: Of course, Felina.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We don't want anyone to be in for it.
  • Officer Roberts: Do you remind us of George the Steam Roller?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Floria. He got into a lot of trouble. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Bye George! starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: One day, George the Steam Roller waiting for Percy to take him to a new workplace. George was being rude to Rheneas and Skarloey.
  • George: You're just worn out wheels on worn out rails!
  • Skarloey: You need rocks for your roads.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Skarloey.
  • Skarloey: And we're helping you.
  • George: I need to flatten little engines in the scrapyard.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Retorted George. Then Percy arrived to take George away. He was still rebelling.
  • George: Railways are no good! Turn them into roads!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The little engines were pleased to see him go. George grumbled all the way to the old branch line. He was going to turn it into a road. When they arrived, George was rude again.
  • George: Bumpy ride on rotten rails. I'm glad it's over.
  • Percy: So am I.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • George: Huh!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed George. Percy was still fuming when he met Thomas.
  • Thomas: What's up, Percy?
  • Percy: It's George. He makes me feel down.
  • Thomas: Just ignore him.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Thomas. George was now enjoying himself.
  • George: Ripping up rails!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He chortled.
  • George: What a life. What did you think of this, Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas took no notice. George felt insulting.
  • George: You're a useless blue puffball!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Thomas didn't hear.
  • George: I'll show him who's boss?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: At last, the workmen reached the level crossing.
  • Workman: What shall we do here?
  • George: Tear it up, tarmacing.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said George. So they did but not properly and George knew it. Later, Thomas was travelling home on the same line. He was pulling freight cars filled with vegetables. The signalman had forgotten to warn his driver about the crossing.
  • Thomas: That's nice. We don't need to stop.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas happily.
  • Thomas' Driver: Yes we do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver. But it was too late.
  • (Thomas slides off the rails, rolls down a field and crashes into a barn)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Next day, Percy told Gordon all about George.
  • Gordon: Huh.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Gordon.
  • Gordon: You're just a small engine. That's why he's rude to you. He wouldn't dare cause me any trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: George had been taken to some yards to work. Duck arrived with a train of empty freight cars. George was blocking his way and a car was stuck on the main line.
  • Duck: Let me through.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Demanded Duck.
  • George: You'll just have to wait.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied George.
  • Duck: There's no time to wait. I must clear my freight cars from the main line to let Gordon through.
  • George: Then he'll have to wait too.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said George. Duck's driver went to complain to the stationmaster. But the signalman had set the signal to allow Gordon to speed through. His passengers with singing his praises and he was making express time.
  • Gordon: I'm the greatest. Just watch me fly by.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He whistled long and loud as he approached the station. Suddenly, he saw a freight car on the line ahead.
  • Gordon: Get out of my way!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But the freight car wouldn't move until Gordon forced it, by accident. Gordon was worried that Sir Topham Hatt would be cross. He was but not with Gordon.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Whoever cause this disturbance will have me to answer to.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he did, a few days later.
  • Thomas: Look who's here.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas. George had been found out by Sir Topham Hatt and punished. He looked miserable.
  • Percy: Now we'll get some peace and last.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • George: I wanna get rolling again. But i had to wait a whole week till i do.
  • Thomas: And then you'll be just as rude as ever. Eh, George?
  • George: I hope not. Don't you?
  • (Bye George! ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how George will never be back.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: That settled then.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Thank you and have a good time.
  • (They all give a thumbs up as the crossover ends)
  • (While the credits roll on a black background, the Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats theme song plays)
  • Chorus: Heathcliff, Heathcliff no one should Terrify their neighborhood! But Heathcliff just won't be undone Playing pranks on everyone! There's a race to be on top The competition doesn't stop! Fixing with the ladies there Being charming debonair! The gang will reign supreme And no one can deny-ny-ny-ny! They'll make up history And always have an alibi-bi! So join in the jubilee The cats are great they'll all agree! Confind in each calamity The cats superiority! Ooh, oohooohooh Ooh, oohooohooh Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should Terrify their neighborhood! But Heathcliff just won't be undone You should realize he can win it with you!

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