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Cast

  • Big Bird as Yakko Warner
  • Elmo as Wakko Warner
  • Zoe as Dot Warner
  • Rosita as Minerva
  • Abby Cadabby as Hello Nurse
  • Cookie Monster as Ralph T. Guard
  • Telly Monster as Pinky
  • Oscar the Grouch as The Brain
  • Baby Bear as Skippy Squirrel
  • Little Bird as Chicken Boo
  • Prairie Dawn as Slappy Squirrel
  • Humphrey as Flavio Hippo
  • Ingrid as Marita Hippo
  • Baby Bear as Squit
  • Merry Monster as Rita
  • Grover as The Mime
  • Telly Monster as Bobby
  • Benny Rabbit as Pesto
  • Herry Monster as The Godpigeon
  • Frazzle as Sid the Squid
  • The Big Bad Wolf as Walter John Wolf
  • Barkley as Newt
  • Betty Lou as Mindy
  • Farley as Colin
  • Snuffy as Buttons
  • Bert as Dr. Scratchansniff
  • Forgetful Jones as Beanie the Brain-Dead Bison
  • Guy Smiley as Pip
  • Mr. Johnson as Thaddeus Plotz
  • The Amazing Mumford as Merlin Goat

Lyrics

Big Bird and Elmo: HellOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!

Big Bird: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Zoe: I am not trying to be annoying.

Big Bird and Elmo: Ai!

Zoe: I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania.
(with overdubbed harmony)
Am I a cutie? Absolutie!
And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!


Zoe, Rosita and Abby Cadabby: But if you touch me, or even get near me,
I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?!

Big Bird and Elmo: Zoe is a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brainia.

Each line in this song sounds pretty much the samia.
Oy, Macadamia!


Cookie Monster: Dah...

Big Bird and Elmo: ¿Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia?
Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania

Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia
Oy, Macadamia!
(Elmo belches)


Zoe: Now please don't mention my brother,
The one they call Elmorino!


(Elmo belches again)

Zoe: (with harmony overdub)
He's always burping every hour,
So I threw him out of the tower!
(Elmo yells, Zoe laughs)
Now, come on! What did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing, so don't cross me!


Big Bird and Elmo: She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pania.
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia,
Oy, Macadamia!


Telly Monster: Narf!

Big Bird and Elmo: Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.
The world is the goal for Telly and the Oscaria.

Zoe: Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...

Big Bird and Elmo: Oy, Macadamia!

Oscar the Grouch: Yes!
(Break it down now!)


Zoe: Don't hate me because I'm cute!

Big Bird: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!


Baby Bear: Spew!

Big Bird: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!


Little Bird: Bacawk!

(Zoe laughs, Baby Bear laughs, Telly Monster laughs, Rosita, Abby Cadabby, Baby Bear, Telly Monster and Zoe laugh)

Prairie Dawn: I don't get it, what's the joke?!

Rosita, Abby Cadabby, Baby Bear, Telly Monster and Zoe: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Big Bird: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Zoe: I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia.
But you can call me by my other nameia.


Zoe, Abby Cadabby and Rosita: Louisa Francesa
Banana Fana Bo Besca.

Zoe: Or just plain "Zoe", the name I flirt to.
But if you call me "Franny", I'll have to hurt you!


Big Bird, Elmo and Zoe: Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,
Oy, Macadamia!
NUTS!

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