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Cast

  • Big Bird as Kermit the Frog
  • Polly Darton as Connie Stevens
  • Bruno the Trashman, Dexter and Garbo Gorilla as The Mutations
  • Gilbert and Sullivan as Statler and Waldorf

Lyrics

Big Bird: This is Big Bird, your favorite jock, with all the top tunes of today spinning merrily out your way stacks and stacks of wax and wax, and this is a golden oldie, a blast from the past, The fabulous Polly Darton and Bruno the Trashman, Dexter and Garbo Gorilla with a platter that mattered way back in 1956, Let's lock on "Teenager In Love," Polly, you're on!

Polly Darton: Each time we have a quarrel
It almost breaks my heart
'Cause I'm so afraid
That we will have to part

Each night I ask the stars up above
Why must I be a teenager in love

I cried a tear for nobody but you
I'll be a lonely one
If you should say we're through
Well if you want to make me cry
That won't be so hard to do
If you should say goodbye
I'd still go on loving you

Each night I ask the stars up above
Why must I be a teenager in love
Why must I be a teenager in love


Gilbert: Ah, how poignant, I remember being a teenager in love.

Sullivan: Yeah, but Queen Victoria wouldn't have you!

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