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Cast

  • Big Bird as Kermit the Frog
  • Telly Monster as Rowlf the Dog
  • Hoots the Owl as Zoot
  • Dexter and Garbo Gorilla as The Mutations
  • Barkley as Thog
  • Bruno the Trashman as Sweetums
  • Masha as Afghan Hound
  • Meryl Sheep as Sheep
  • Ingrid as Wanda
  • Granny Fanny Nesselrode as Attics Drummer
  • Zoe as Janice
  • Little Bird as The Early Bird
  • Granny Bird as Eldery Woman Whatnot
  • Prairie Dawn as Camilla the Chicken
  • Professor Nucleus Von Fission as Dr. Julius Strangepork
  • Cookie Monster as The Swedish Chef
  • Oscar the Grouch as Sam the Eagle
  • Harvey Kneeslapper as Crazy Harry
  • Forgetful Jones as Beauregard
  • Harvey Monster as J.G. Frackle
  • Little Chrissy as Bobby Benson
  • Dr. Nobel Price as Link Hogthrob
  • Bert as Beaker
  • Simon Soundman as Hobo Joe
  • Joey and Davey Monkey as Statler and Waldorf
  • Baby Bear as Scooter
  • Guy Smiley as Lew Zealand
  • Ernie as Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
  • Honkers as Penguins
  • Humphrey as Wayne
  • Willy Muppet as James Bobin Muppet
  • Arlene Frantic and Pamela as Snowths
  • Fenwick as Mahna Mahna
  • Stinky the Stinkweed as Droop
  • The Oinker Sisters as Chickens
  • Placido Flamingo as Marvin Suggs
  • Clementine, Adrienne Bip, Lady Agatha and Juanita as Female Whatnots
  • Warren Wolf as The Newsman
  • Count von Count as Dr. Teeth
  • Rosita as Miss Piggy
  • Snuffy as Fozzie Bear
  • Bennett Snerf as Beautiful Day Monster
  • Grover as Gonzo

Lyrics

Big Bird (spoken): It's the Muppet Telethon with our very special guest, Mr. Jack Black! YAAAAY!

Girls: It's time to play the music,
It's time to light the lights,
It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight!

Boys: It's time to put on makeup,
It's time to dress up right,
It's time to get things started!

Simon Soundman (in a high female voice): Why don't you get things started?

Joey Monkey (spoken): I always dreamed we'd be back here.
Davey Monkey (spoken): Dreams? Those were nightmares!
Both: DOHOHOHO!


Big Bird: It's time to get things started
Big Bird and the Muppets: On the most sensational,
inspirational
celebrational,
Muppetational
This is what we call The Muppet Show!

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