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Cast[]

  • Telly Furry Fuchsia as Roosevelt Franklin
  • Amazing Mumford Presto Purple as Roosevelt Franklin's Mother

Lyrics[]

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Now I wonder where he is? Where is he? Now where is that Telly Furry Fuchsia?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: (scatting) Did somebody call me by my first and last name?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Yes, I called you and it's about time you got here, too. Now will you please come on and recite your numbers?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: All right. I'll do that and when I do, you'll know I'm gonna count them just for you.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Well, we'll see if you know them for sure. I'm not so sure you even know your numbers.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Telly Furry Fuchsia, how old are you?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: I used to be 1. Now I'm going on 2.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: What you going do when you get three?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: I'm gonna look my daddy right in the knee.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Oh, daddy's little man.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Ha, ha, yeah.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: And, Telly Furry Fuchsia, when you get four?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Get me some candy from the candy store.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: What you gonna do when you reach five?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Gonna get some honey from the old beehive.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: All right, Telly Furry Fuchsia.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Yes, I like that.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Young mister Telly Furry Fuchsia, what about six?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Gonna get my first job hauling bricks.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: What you gonna do when you reach seven?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Going past the church and say good morning to the Reverend.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: My, what a nice young man.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Every Sunday.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Telly Furry Fuchsia, what about when you get eight?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: I'm gonna eat all the collar greens off of my plate?

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: (spoken) That's good.
(singing) What you gonna do when you get nine?


Telly Furry Fuchsia: Gonna take a ride on the railroad line.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Out of town to see your grandmother?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Mmm hmmm. She's waiting for me.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: (spoken) Oh, that's good.
(singing) Telly Furry Fuchsia, when you get ten?


Telly Furry Fuchsia: Going back to one and start over again. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: How come I can't do that too?

Telly Furry Fuchsia: You can't do like Telly Furry Fuchsia do because I'm Telly Furry Fuchsia.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: I said I'm Telly Furry Fuchsia.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: Yes, he is.

Telly Furry Fuchsia: Call me Telly Furry Fuchsia.

Amazing Mumford Presto Purple: (singing) Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(spoken) Mmm. Telly Furry Fuchsia sure knows his numbers.

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