A parody of the Robot Chicken episode Sesame Street Rave starring characters from Barney
- Michael as Alex
- Barney as the Count
- Elmo (from Sesame Street) as Blade
- Shawn as Cookie Monster
- Baby Bop as Big Bird
- BJ as Oscar the Grouch
- Robert as Ernie
- Mr. Boyd as Bert
- Kathy as Grover
- Riff as Elmo
- Stella the Storyteller as Count Chocula
[side of a building]
New Guy (Michael): Thanks for throwing me a welcoming party, Barney! I've never been to a party hosted by a dinosaur before.
Barney: I do it for all the newcomers, Michael. After tonight, I guarantee you'll be... one of us. (laugh)
[cut to inside of building, with scenarios of: Baby Bop and BJ partying, along with Shawn deejaying, Robert and Mr. Boyd hugging in content, and Kathy making out with two boys.]
Michael: I guess when our show's guests include Katy Perry and Ice Tea, it's a slippery slope. (woos in joy) Hey, Kathy! Hi, Carlos!
[blood drips onto Michael's arm, followed by all the sprinklers leaking blood, zombifying the other kids]
Michael: Oh, no! Barney! He turned you all into... to... the undead!
Barney: If you assumed I was a vampire in every other way but that, man I'd count one. One moron!
[Barney shoves Michael onto the floor, trying to crawl away from the newly born kid zombies.]
Michael: Oh, no! (runs into a red monster in black with shades, who is Elmo) Oh, nice character intro! How long have you been here watching me urinate myself?!
Barney: Get him!
[Elmo readies a shotgun, and shoots the Zombie Kids, in order: Kathy, Shawn, (punches Riff, strangles Robert and Mr. Boyd, followed by bashing their heads together, and then using a sword to cut Baby Bop's head, but not before her saying:)
Baby Bop: "S" is for "severed".
[then Elmo decapitates Baby Bop, and proceeds to attempt to shoot BJ, but the metal trash can keeps deflecting the bullets]
BJ: Ha! Flawless, built-in defense system! Wait what are you doing?!
[Elmo lifts the lid, and then successfully kills BJ, followed by Barney flinging himself at Elmo, who in turn holds him against a wall]
Barney: I see one, one dead... Oh my goodness, there's not a speck of blood on you. What, do you keep a pack of Handi-Wipes in that flight jacket?
Elmo: No, just this. [pulls out a grenade]
Barney: One, two...
Elmo: Stop counting!
Barney: That was a play-by-play. I just urinated in my own pants.
[Elmo stuffs the grenade in Barney's mouth and throws him aside before Barney groans in agony for a few seconds prior to exploding. Elmo then helps Michael to his feet.]
Michael: Wow, so I guess if you've hunted all the way to school, you must have gotten every vampire in the world.
Elmo: Not quite.
[cut to Stella the Storyteller's castle]
Stella the Storyteller: Who wants some of my Stella cereal? Which if looked at from a very specific point of view is a nutritious part of this balanced breakfast!
[Elmo cocks a shotgun]
Stella the Storyteller: You!
[Elmo blows Stella the Storyteller's brains out]