A parody of the Robot Chicken episode starring characters from Happy Tree Friends


  • Cuddles as Alex
  • Lumpy as the Count
  • Genie (from Aladdin) as Blade
  • Disco Bear as Cookie Monster
  • Sniffles as Big Bird
  • Handy as Oscar the Grouch
  • Lifty as Ernie
  • Shifty as Bert
  • Petunia as Grover
  • Toothy as Elmo
  • Flippy as Count Chocula


[side of a building]

New Guy (Cuddles): Thanks for throwing me a welcoming party, Lumpy! I've never been to a party hosted by a vampire before.

Lumpy: I do it for all the newcomers, Cuddles. After tonight, I guarantee you'll be... one of us. (laugh)

[cut to inside of building, with scenarios of: Sniffles and Handy partying, along with Disco Bear deejaying, Lifty and Shifty hugging in content, and Petunia making out with two generic tree friends.]

Cuddles: I guess when our show's guests include Katy Perry and Ice Tea, it's a slippery slope. (woos in joy) Hey, Petunia! Hi, Nutty!

[blood drips onto Cuddles's arm, followed by all the sprinklers leaking blood, zombifying the other tree friends]

Cuddles: Oh, no! Lumpy! He turned you all into... to... the undead!

Lumpy: If you assumed I was a vampire in every other way but that, man I'd count one. One moron!

[Lumpy shoves Cuddles onto the floor, trying to crawl away from the newly born tree friend zombies.]

Cuddles: Oh, no! (runs into a blue genie in black with shades, who is Genie) Oh, nice character intro! How long have you been here watching me urinate myself?!

Lumpy: Get him!

[Genie readies a shotgun, and shoots the Zombie Tree Friend, in order: Petunia, Disco Bear, (punches Toothy, strangles Lifty and Shifty, followed by bashing their heads together, and then using a sword to cut Sniffles's head, but not before him saying:)

Sniffles: "S" is for "severed".

[then Genie decapitates Sniffles, and proceeds to attempt to shoot Handy, but the metal trash can keeps deflecting the bullets]

Handy: Ha! Flawless, built-in defense system! Wait what are you doing?!

[Genie lifts the lid, and then successfully kills Handy, followed by Lumpy flinging himself at Genie, who in turn holds him against a wall]

Lumpy: I see one, one dead... Oh my goodness, there's not a speck of blood on you. What, do you keep a pack of Handi-Wipes in that flight jacket?

Genie: No, just this. [pulls out a grenade]

Lumpy: One, two...

Genie: Stop counting!

Lumpy: That was a play-by-play. I just urinated in my own pants.

[Genie stuffs the grenade in Lumpy's mouth and throws him aside before Lumpy groans in agony for a few seconds prior to exploding. Genie then helps Cuddles to his feet.]

Cuddles: Wow, so I guess if you've hunted all the way to HTF Land, you must have gotten every vampire in the world.

Genie: Not quite.

[cut to Flippy's castle]

Flippy: Who wants some of my Flippy cereal? Which if looked at from a very specific point of view is a nutritious part of this balanced breakfast!

[Genie cocks a shotgun]

Flippy: You!

[Genie blows Flippy's brains out]

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