A parody of the Robot Chicken episode Sesame Street Rave starring characters from Kablam!
- Henry as Alex
- Dubs as the Count
- The Chief as Blade
- Brangel as Cookie Monster
- Larry as Big Bird
- Melanie McCay as Oscar the Grouch
- Bob as Ernie
- Prometheus as Bert
- Billy as Elmo
- Tod Johnson as Grover
- Mr. Foot as Count Chocula
[side of a building]
New Guy (Henry): Thanks for throwing me a welcoming party, Dubs! I've never been to a party hosted by a vampire before.
Dubs: I do it for all the newcomers, Henry. After tonight, I guarantee you'll be... one of us. (laugh)
[cut to inside of building, with scenarios of: Larry and Melanie partying, along with Brangel deejaying, Bob and Prometheus hugging in content, and Tod making out with two girls.]
Henry: I guess when our show's guests include Katy Perry and Ice Tea, it's a slippery slope. (woos in joy) Hey, Tod! Hi, June!
[blood drips onto Henry's arm, followed by all the sprinklers leaking blood, zombifying the other cartoon characters]
Henry: Oh, no! Dubs! He turned you all into... to... the undead!
Dubs: If you assumed I was a vampire in every other way but that, man I'd count one. One moron!
[Dubs shoves Henry onto the floor, trying to crawl away from the newly born cartoon character zombies.]
Henry: Oh, no! (runs into a tall man in black with shades, who is The Chief) Oh, nice character intro! How long have you been here watching me urinate myself?!
Dubs: Get him!
[The Chief readies a shotgun, and shoots the Zombie Cartoon Characters, in order: Tod, Brangel, (punches Billy, strangles Bob and Prometheus, followed by bashing their heads together, and then using a sword to cut Larry's head, but not before him saying:)
Larry: "S" is for "severed".
[then The Chief decapitates Larry, and proceeds to attempt to shoot Melanie, but the metal trash can keeps deflecting the bullets]
Melanie: Ha! Flawless, built-in defense system! Wait what are you doing?!
[The Chief lifts the lid, and then successfully kills Melanie, followed by Dubs flinging himself at The Chief, who in turn holds him against a wall]
Dubs: I see one, one dead... Oh my goodness, there's not a speck of blood on you. What, do you keep a pack of Handi-Wipes in that flight jacket?
The Chief: No, just this. [pulls out a grenade]
Dubs: One, two...
The Chief: Stop counting!
Dubs: That was a play-by-play. I just urinated in my own pants.
[The Chief stuffs the grenade in Dubs's mouth and throws him aside before Dubs groans in agony for a few seconds prior to exploding. The Chief then helps Henry to his feet.]
Henry: Wow, so I guess if you've hunted all the way here, you must have gotten every vampire in the world.
The Chief: Not quite.
[cut to Mr. Foot's castle]
Mr. Foot: Who wants some of my Mr. Foot cereal? Which if looked at from a very specific point of view is a nutritious part of this balanced breakfast!
[The Chief cocks a shotgun]
Mr. Foot: You!
[The Chief blows Mr. Foot's brains out]