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A parody of the Robot Chicken episode Sesame Street Rave starring characters from Kablam!

Cast

  • Henry as Alex
  • Dubs as the Count
  • The Chief as Blade
  • Brangel as Cookie Monster
  • Larry as Big Bird
  • Melanie McCay as Oscar the Grouch
  • Bob as Ernie
  • Prometheus as Bert
  • Billy as Elmo
  • Tod Johnson as Grover
  • Mr. Foot as Count Chocula

Transcript

[side of a building]

New Guy (Henry): Thanks for throwing me a welcoming party, Dubs!  I've never been to a party hosted by a vampire before.

Dubs: I do it for all the newcomers, Henry.  After tonight, I guarantee you'll be... one of us. (laugh)

[cut to inside of building, with scenarios of: Larry and Melanie partying, along with Brangel deejaying, Bob and Prometheus hugging in content, and Tod making out with two girls.]

Henry: I guess when our show's guests include Katy Perry and Ice Tea, it's a slippery slope. (woos in joy)  Hey, Tod! Hi, June!

[blood drips onto Henry's arm, followed by all the sprinklers leaking blood, zombifying the other cartoon characters]

Henry: Oh, no!  Dubs!  He turned you all into... to... the undead!

Dubs: If you assumed I was a vampire in every other way but that, man I'd count one.  One moron!

[Dubs shoves Henry onto the floor, trying to crawl away from the newly born cartoon character zombies.]

Henry: Oh, no! (runs into a tall man in black with shades, who is The Chief)  Oh, nice character intro!  How long have you been here watching me urinate myself?!

Dubs: Get him!

[The Chief readies a shotgun, and shoots the Zombie Cartoon Characters, in order: Tod, Brangel, (punches Billy, strangles Bob and Prometheus, followed by bashing their heads together, and then using a sword to cut Larry's head, but not before him saying:)

Larry: "S" is for "severed".

[then The Chief decapitates Larry, and proceeds to attempt to shoot Melanie, but the metal trash can keeps deflecting the bullets]

Melanie: Ha! Flawless, built-in defense system! Wait what are you doing?!

[The Chief lifts the lid, and then successfully kills Melanie, followed by Dubs flinging himself at The Chief, who in turn holds him against a wall]

Dubs: I see one, one dead... Oh my goodness, there's not a speck of blood on you. What, do you keep a pack of Handi-Wipes in that flight jacket?

The Chief: No, just this. [pulls out a grenade]

Dubs: One, two...

The Chief: Stop counting!

Dubs: That was a play-by-play. I just urinated in my own pants.

[The Chief stuffs the grenade in Dubs's mouth and throws him aside before Dubs groans in agony for a few seconds prior to exploding. The Chief then helps Henry to his feet.]

Henry: Wow, so I guess if you've hunted all the way here, you must have gotten every vampire in the world.

The Chief: Not quite.

[cut to Mr. Foot's castle]

Mr. Foot: Who wants some of my Mr. Foot cereal?  Which if looked at from a very specific point of view is a nutritious part of this balanced breakfast!

[The Chief cocks a shotgun]

Mr. Foot: You!

[The Chief blows Mr. Foot's brains out]

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