- Toaster as Alex
- Sebastian as the Count
- Dracula (from Hotel Transylvania) as Blade
- Microwave as Cookie Monster
- TV as Big Bird
- Blender as Oscar the Grouch
- Lampy as Ernie
- Radio as Bert
- Two-Face Sewing Machine as Grover
- Surfer Car as Elmo
- Tinselina as Count Chocula
[side of a building]
New Guy (Toaster): Thanks for throwing me a welcoming party, Sebastian! I've never been to a party hosted by a vampire before.
Sebastian: I do it for all the newcomers, Toaster. After tonight, I guarantee you'll be... one of us. (laugh)
[cut to inside of building, with scenarios of: TV and Blender partying, along with Microwave deejaying, Lampy and Radio hugging in content, and Two-Face Sewing Machine making out with two men.]
Toaster: I guess when our show's guests include Katy Perry and Ice Tea, it's a slippery slope. (woos in joy) Hey, Two-Face Sewing Machine! Hi, Blanky!
[blood drips onto Toaster's arm, followed by all the sprinklers leaking blood, zombifying the other appliances]
Toaster: Oh, no! Sebastian! He turned you all into... to... the undead!
Sebastian: If you assumed I was a vampire in every other way but that, man I'd count one. One moron!
[Sebastian shoves Toaster onto the floor, trying to crawl away from the newly born appliance zombies.]
Toaster: Oh, no! (runs into a tall vampire in black with shades, who is Dracula) Oh, nice character intro! How long have you been here watching me urinate myself?!
Sebastian: Get him!
[Dracula readies a shotgun, and shoots the Zombie Appliances, in order: Two-Face Sewing Machine, Microwave, (punches Surfer Car, strangles Lampy and Radio, followed by bashing their heads together, and then using a sword to cut TV's head, but not before him saying:)
TV: "S" is for "severed".
[then Dracula decapitates TV, and proceeds to attempt to shoot Blender, but the metal trash can keeps deflecting the bullets]
Blender: Ha! Flawless, built-in defense system! Wait what are you doing?!
[Dracula lifts the lid, and then successfully kills Blender, followed by Sebastian flinging himself at Dracula, who in turn holds him against a wall]
Sebastian: I see one, one dead... Oh my goodness, there's not a speck of blood on you. What, do you keep a pack of Handi-Wipes in that flight jacket?
Dracula: No, just this. [pulls out a grenade]
Sebastian: One, two...
Dracula: Stop counting!
Sebastian: That was a play-by-play. I just urinated in my own pants.
[Dracula stuffs the grenade in Sebastian's mouth and throws him aside before Sebastian groans in agony for a few seconds prior to exploding. Dracula then helps Toaster to his feet.]
Toaster: Wow, so I guess if you've hunted all the way to Rob’s house, you must have gotten every vampire in the world.
Dracula: Not quite.
[cut to Tinselina's castle]
Tinselina: Who wants some of my Tinselina cereal? Which if looked at from a very specific point of view is a nutritious part of this balanced breakfast!
[Dracula cocks a shotgun]
[Dracula blows Tinselina's brains out]