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Cast

  • Toaster as Alex
  • Sebastian as the Count
  • Dracula (from Hotel Transylvania) as Blade
  • Microwave as Cookie Monster
  • TV as Big Bird
  • Blender as Oscar the Grouch
  • Lampy as Ernie
  • Radio as Bert
  • Two-Face Sewing Machine as Grover
  • Surfer Car as Elmo
  • Tinselina as Count Chocula

Transcript

[side of a building]

New Guy (Toaster): Thanks for throwing me a welcoming party, Sebastian!  I've never been to a party hosted by a vampire before.

Sebastian: I do it for all the newcomers, Toaster.  After tonight, I guarantee you'll be... one of us. (laugh)

[cut to inside of building, with scenarios of: TV and Blender partying, along with Microwave deejaying, Lampy and Radio hugging in content, and Two-Face Sewing Machine making out with two men.]

Toaster: I guess when our show's guests include Katy Perry and Ice Tea, it's a slippery slope. (woos in joy)  Hey, Two-Face Sewing Machine! Hi, Blanky!

[blood drips onto Toaster's arm, followed by all the sprinklers leaking blood, zombifying the other appliances]

Toaster: Oh, no!  Sebastian!  He turned you all into... to... the undead!

Sebastian: If you assumed I was a vampire in every other way but that, man I'd count one.  One moron!

[Sebastian shoves Toaster onto the floor, trying to crawl away from the newly born appliance zombies.]

Toaster: Oh, no! (runs into a tall vampire in black with shades, who is Dracula)  Oh, nice character intro!  How long have you been here watching me urinate myself?!

Sebastian: Get him!

[Dracula readies a shotgun, and shoots the Zombie Appliances, in order: Two-Face Sewing Machine, Microwave, (punches Surfer Car, strangles Lampy and Radio, followed by bashing their heads together, and then using a sword to cut TV's head, but not before him saying:)

TV: "S" is for "severed".

[then Dracula decapitates TV, and proceeds to attempt to shoot Blender, but the metal trash can keeps deflecting the bullets]

Blender: Ha! Flawless, built-in defense system! Wait what are you doing?!

[Dracula lifts the lid, and then successfully kills Blender, followed by Sebastian flinging himself at Dracula, who in turn holds him against a wall]

Sebastian: I see one, one dead... Oh my goodness, there's not a speck of blood on you. What, do you keep a pack of Handi-Wipes in that flight jacket?

Dracula: No, just this. [pulls out a grenade]

Sebastian: One, two...

Dracula: Stop counting!

Sebastian: That was a play-by-play. I just urinated in my own pants.

[Dracula stuffs the grenade in Sebastian's mouth and throws him aside before Sebastian groans in agony for a few seconds prior to exploding. Dracula then helps Toaster to his feet.]

Toaster: Wow, so I guess if you've hunted all the way to Rob’s house, you must have gotten every vampire in the world.

Dracula: Not quite.

[cut to Tinselina's castle]

Tinselina: Who wants some of my Tinselina cereal?  Which if looked at from a very specific point of view is a nutritious part of this balanced breakfast!

[Dracula cocks a shotgun]

Tinselina: You!

[Dracula blows Tinselina's brains out]

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