Sheen Estevez: Hey, Libby. Hey, Libby. Hey, Libby! [While knocking on her door, a spaceship comes up from underneath the ground at the left side of the tree dome] Wow! [Libby peeks her head out of a spaceship window]
Libby Folfax: Howdy, Sheen, how do you like it?
Sheen Estevez: What is it?
Libby Folfax: It's a rocket ship, duh! I'll meet you downstairs and show you around.
Sheen Estevez: [Libby rides an elevator on the bottom floor and meets Sheen downstairs] Wow, what are you gonna do with it?
Libby Folfax: [pointing to a poster of the moon] I'm going to the moon, Sheen!
Sheen Estevez: The moon! Can I go?
Libby Folfax: No way, Sheen. Especially after your little mishap with my whirlybird. [shown a graveyard of dead animals] Besides, there's not enough room for you.
SpongeBob: But I don't take up that much space! [squishes himself into a little square] See? [downsizes himself to fit into a little drawer] I can fit in here. [closes the drawer] Mmm, cozy.
Sandy: I need that drawer.
SpongeBob: Well, how about… [jumps into a test tube] This? [jumps into another test tube] Or this? [jumps into another test tube] Or this?
Sandy: SpongeBob, this isn't for fun. [shows her clipboard with math equations on it] See this? This is science. I don't have time for games and I don't have time for stowaways. [SpongeBob is behind a set of bars]
SpongeBob: Fine. [deep voice] Put me in the brig, I don't mind!
Sandy: That's the air vent, SpongeBob. [pushes a button to turn the air vent on that blows SpongeBob out of it] I need that, too.
SpongeBob: Oh, please, can I go? Can I? Can I? Huh? Please?
Sandy: All right. Y'all can ride in the cargo hold if you just…
SpongeBob:[running around the ship] Yeah! Goin' to the moon! Moon ride! Moon ride! Moon ride!
Sandy:[grabs SpongeBob] But this time, just don't touch anything, okay? [Cuts to Sandy pumping a gun and SpongeBob comes to watch her]
SpongeBob: Wow, look at that pop gun. Are we gonna go hunting aliens on the moon?
Sandy: Aww, hush, silly. [shoots her gun and 3 gray nets cover a couple items] This is for harvesting moon rocks.
SpongeBob: Well, when you're done playing with rocks, you could use that for some serious alien hunting.
Sandy: Aliens? Are you nuts? I've been to the moon, there are no aliens.
SpongeBob: Sandy, Sandy, Sandy. How could you be so naive? There's evidence all around us. How do you explain Atlantis, cow licks, 99¢ stores? [walks around and forms a circle around him and Sandy with his shoes] And how about those mysterious circles that pop up in kelp fields over night? [sees a circle] Ahh!!, there's one now!
Sandy: SpongeBob, you don't know the first thing about outer space. Now go home and get some shut eye. Be here tomorrow at the crack of dawn and leave those crazy alien notions behind.