Shining Armor's Brass Band is the fifth episode of the seventh season of Spike the Dragon and Friends, and the one hundred and sixty-first episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode, Edward's Brass Band.
- Spike as Thomas
- Shining Armor as Edward
- Angel as Bertie
- Gustave Le Grand as Cranky
- Hoity Toity as Sir Topham Hatt
- Noteworthy as Stepney (does not speak)
- Filthy Rich as Henry (cameo)
- Big Macintosh as Gordon (cameo)
- Cranky Doodle Donkey as James (cameo)
- Pipsqueak as Percy (cameo)
- Braeburn as Toby (cameo)
- Night Light/Hondo Flanks as Donald/Douglas (cameo)
- Woody (from Toy Story) as Skarloey (cameo)
- Apple Bloom as Annie (cameo)
- Sweetie Belle as Clarabel (cameo)
- Gummy as Trevor (cameo)
- Igneous Rock Pie as Farmer McColl (cameo)
- Twist as Nancy (cameo)
- Everyone else as Themselves
Narrator: "Summer is a busy time in Ponyville. Vacationers have so much to see and do. There are trips to the seaside, balloon rides in the country and the brass band playing in the park.
One morning, Shining Armor was in a hurry. He didn't even stop to say hello to Noteworthy.
Spike was pleased to see Shining Armor."
Spike: "What's up? Your smile's as broad as your horn."
Shining Armor: "I'm on my way to pick up the brass band."
Narrator: "Replied Shining Armor."
Shining Armor: "The concert is tomorrow night."
Spike: "Don't crack your horn."
Narrator: "Teased Spike.
Shining Armor couldn't wait to hear the brass band play their wonderful music.
He was so excited about meeting the brass band that he didn't notice the giant crane. It was unloading a huge ship's boiler.
Suddenly, the crane swung the boiler and knocked Shining Armor right off the path.
Gustave had been watching."
Gustave Le Grand: "You useless little ponies are always in the way."
Narrator: "Poor Shining Armor.
Hoity Toity came immediately."
Hoity Toity: "We will take you to the fitters yard, and Angel will have to meet the brass band instead of you."
Narrator: "Shining Armor was sad.
That night a raging storm rolled in. The fitters worked through the night trying to mend Shining Armor. The rain pelted down. Now Shining Armor felt sad and very damped.
Morning came, and Hoity Toity arrived."
Shining Armor: "Please, sir."
Narrator: "Pleaded Shining Armor."
Shining Armor: "Will the fitters be finished soon?"
Hoity Toity: "Not soon enough, and the band can't wait. I'm sorry Shining Armor, Angel will take them to the concert."
Narrator: "Shining Armor felt worse than ever.
Angel collected the brass band and set off immediately.
He bumped cheerfully along the country roads. But there was trouble ahead. Last night's storm had flooded the road. Angel's driver decided to take a shortcut.
But it was very muddy. Angel's feet did not like the mud. They scooted, they skated, they slid, they slipped."
Angel: "I'm stuck!"
Narrator: "He groaned.
Angel shook his body, but his feet spun round and round. He couldn't budge. The brass band were worried."
Leader: "We mustn't be late for our concert. Tune up your tuba."
Narrator: "Cried the leader of the band."
Leader: "We'll call for help."
Narrator: "By now, Shining Armor was mended and hooked up to his buffaloes."
Shining Armor's Driver: "I can hear music."
Narrator: "Said his driver."
Shining Armor: "That's not music."
Narrator: "Wheeshed Shining Armor."
Shining Armor: "That's an alarm!"
Narrator: "And they raced off to the rescue.
The musicians were delighted to see their old friend, so was Angel."
Shining Armor: "I'll get you to the concert in time!"
Narrator: "Shining Armor cried."
Bandsmen: "Thank you."
Narrator: "Said the worried bandsmen.
That night, the concert was a great success. Everyone loved the music, especially Shining Armor."