Shining Armor Strikes Out is the thirteenth episode of the tenth season of Cheese Sandwich the Earth Pony and Friends, and the two hundred and forty-seventh episode overall. It is a parody of the Cheese Sandwich and Friends episode, Shining Armor Strikes Out.

For the Spike the Dragon and Friends episode, see this page.


  • Cheese Sandwich as Thomas
  • Shining Armor as Edward
  • Big McIntosh as Gordon
  • Spike as Percy
  • Caramel as Harvey
  • Pinkie Pie as Emily
  • Bulk Biceps as Rocky
  • Princess Celestia as Sir Topham Hatt (mentioned only)


Narrator: All the ponies in Ponyville are very happy to work on Princess Celestia's Railway. Shining Armor has worked in Ponyville the longest. He knows everyone and everyone knows him. One summer morning, Shining Armor arrived at the docks. He had to pick up some heavy pipes. Big McIntosh and Cheese Sandwich were already there. Cheese Sandwich was very excited. A new crane has just arrived on the island.

Cheese Sandwich: He looks so strong.

Narrator: Puffed Cheese Sandwich.

Cheese Sandwich: I'm sure he could even lift you up, Big McIntosh.

Narrator: He chuckled. Big McIntosh didn't think this was funny and Cheese Sandwich chuffed away.

Big McIntosh: That crane might be big.

Narrator: Big McIntosh sniffed.

Big McIntosh: But he has no engine. He can't move unless another engine pulls him.

Narrator: Shining Armor looked at the crane.

Shining Armor: Big McIntosh was right. Then I don't think he can be really useful.

Narrator: Chuffed Shining Armor slowly.

Big McIntosh: Quite right, Shining Armor.

Narrator: Huffed Big McIntosh.

Big McIntosh: He will only get in the way.

Narrator: Just then, Spike arrived. He was very excited to see the new crane too.

Big McIntosh: He's not very useful.

Narrator: Boomed Big McIntosh.

Shining Armor: He will only get in the way.

Narrator: Echoed Shining Armor.

Big McIntosh: New-fangled nonsense.

Narrator: Wheeshed Big McIntosh and he chuffed off.

Spike: What's a new-funneled nuisance, Shining Armor?

Narrator: Peeped Spike.

Shining Armor: New-fangled nonsense, Spike.

Narrator: Huffed Shining Armor as grandly as he could.

Shining Armor: It's something that is new and not really useful.

Narrator: Shining Armor's freight cars were right next to a new crane.

Bulk Biceps: My name's Bulk Biceps.

Narrator: The crane smiled at Shining Armor.

Shining Armor: I'm Shining Armor.

Narrator: Huffed Shining Armor.

Bulk Biceps: Can I come with you?

Narrator: Asked Bulk Biceps.

Bulk Biceps: I could help with those heavy pipes.

Shining Armor: I don't need your help.

Narrator: Sniffed Shining Armor.

Shining Armor: New-fangled nonsense.

Narrator: And he puffed off quickly before the pipes have been probably tie down. Shining Armor was approaching the signal. He was thinking about Bulk Biceps and he was going too fast. Suddenly, the signal changed to red. Shining Armor screeched to a stop, but the sides of the freight cars collapsed. Steel pipes toppled all over the tracks.

Shining Armor: Bust my buffers!

Narrator: Puffed Shining Armor. He looked at the heavy pipes.

Shining Armor: I wonder what to do? Cheese Sandwich says Bulk Biceps was very strong. New-fangled nonsense.

Narrator: Huffed Shining Armor. And he asked his driver telephoned for Caramel. Caramel puffed and chuffed as fast as he could to the rescue. Caramel started to move the pipes but the pipes were heavy. He could only lift them one by one.

Caramel: This is going to take me a very long time.

Narrator: Gasped Caramel. Just then, Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie arrived. They saw the pipes.

Cheese Sandwich: We have to get through.

Narrator: Tooted Cheese Sandwich.

Cheese Sandwich: Why don't you go and get Bulk Biceps?

Shining Armor: No, no.

Narrator: Whistled Shining Armor.

Shining Armor: Caramel is doing a fine job. We must be patient.

Pinkie Pie: I don't like being patient.

Narrator: Pouded Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: We have a very important job to do.

Narrator: Then they heard Big McIntosh. He was going fast. Then there was trouble. Big McIntosh hit the pipes with a loud crunch. He came off the tracks. It was a terrible mess.

Caramel: I can't lift Big McIntosh.

Narrator: Sighed Caramel.

Caramel: He's too heavy.

Cheese Sandwich: Shining Armor, we need Bulk Biceps.

Narrator: Tooted Cheese Sandwich. Big McIntosh sniffed.

Big McIntosh: New-fangled nonsense.

Narrator: But Shining Armor knew this was a disaster and he knew that Caramel couldn't lift Big McIntosh. There was only one thing to do.

Shining Armor: I'll go and get Bulk Biceps.

Narrator: Shining Armor wheeshed. And he raced off. Shining Armor steamed into the docks.

Shining Armor: Bulk Biceps, we need your help!

Narrator: He whistled.

Shining Armor: It's an emergency!

Bulk Biceps: I'm ready and waiting, Shining Armor.

Narrator: Whistled Bulk Biceps happily. So Shining Armor buffered up to Bulk Biceps and together, they left to the junction.

Bulk Biceps: Go get 'em, Shining Armor!

Narrator: Shining Armor pulled Bulk Biceps up hills and down valleys. Everyone cheered and waved with them. Shining Armor felt very proud to be pulling the newest arrival on Sodor. Shining Armor soon pulled up with Bulk Biceps.

Bulk Biceps: I can fix this.

Narrator: Bulk Biceps smiled. And with his mighty crane arm, Bulk Biceps lifted Big McIntosh back onto the tracks. Big McIntosh was surprised.

Big McIntosh: Thank you, Bulk Biceps.

Narrator: He huffed.

Big McIntosh: Good work.

Narrator: Then, Bulk Biceps lifted all the pipes out the rails. The job was done in no time. Big McIntosh and Shining Armor were very impressed.

Shining Armor: I was silly to think you are new-fangled nonsense.

Narrator: Wheeshed Shining Armor to Bulk Biceps.

Shining Armor: You might be new, but you're also really useful. Welcome to our island.

Narrator: And everyone tooted and cheered for Bulk Biceps.

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