Shining Time Station/TUGS Parody 22

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JB King tells the Shining Time Fleet that they have jobs to do with the navy and munitions.


  • JB King as Captain Star
  • Barton Winslow as Warrior
  • Schemer as Top Hat
  • Billy Twofeathers as Big Mac
  • RS Mr. Conductor as Ten Cents
  • GC Mr. Conductor as Sunshine
  • Harry Cupper as OJ (Mentioned)
  • Hobart Hume III as Bluenose (Mentioned)
  • Rocky (from Thomas and Friends) as Mighty Moe (Mentioned)


  • JB King: Right, Shining Time Fleet. We're on surfacing Naval maneuvers again.
  • (The Shining Time Fleet groans)
  • JB King: Harry's laying warning signs in the old dock area. Remember; no shortcuts. Use the official entry. You all know the Navy.
  • (The Springfield Fleet grumble)
  • JB King: Don't grumble, it's a good regular contract. Just get on with it. Your loads are munitions. You're lucky, Villains Fleet have got the explosives, so give them a wide burst. Make myself clear, Barton, no high wakes!
  • Barton Winslow: I don't make high wakes, Mr. King, no sir.
  • JB King: Not much. Daily garbage detail for you.
  • Schemer: Uhhh. This means we'll have Hobart Hume III flapping around us. I can't stand that man. What a terrible bore he is with his orders, isn't he?
  • Barton Winslow: You do the garbage detail, then.
  • (The rest of the Shining Time Fleet laughs as Schemer is shocked)
  • Schemer: ME? How can you suggest such a thing?
  • JB King: I'll have less talk from you, Schemer, or you will find yourself on garbage!
  • (The rest of the Shining Time Fleet laughs again)
  • Schemer: That is not funny. It would ruin my image.
  • (The Shining Time Fleet continues laughing)
  • JB King: Okay, crew, stow it! Schemer!
  • Schemer: Yes?
  • JB King: Arcade work for you, and don't argue! Just go!
  • Schemer: Do I have to earn a living with this muttley crew?
  • Billy Twofeathers: Oi, you...
  • RS Mr. Conductor: Mr. King, we've just about had enough of Schemer's insults.
  • Billy Twofeathers: Aye.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: He's more trouble than he's worth.
  • GC Mr. Conductor: Aye, and you said that wasn't very much, didn't you, cousin, eh?
  • (Billy Twofeathers laughs)
  • JB King: I said stow it! RS Mr. Conductor, go to the Workshop, pick up the brand-new Indian Valley Line oil drum, get it filled, and take it to the Naval Yard!
  • RS Mr. Conductor: Right, sir.
  • GC Mr. Conductor: Well said, cousin. He's a pain in the head.
  • (Billy Twofeathers laughs)
  • RS Mr. Conductor: The way he moves his head about, I'd say he's a pain in the neck!
  • Billy Twofeathers: That's right!
  • JB King: GC Mr. Conductor, go to the quarry, pick up Rocky. They finished the work on the bridge. Take him home.
  • GC Mr. Conductor: All right, then. Good. I like my job.
  • JB King: Billy, thanks for winning us the steel contract.
  • Billy Twofeathers: That's okay, sir.
  • JB King: You pick up the last girder, then back here.

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