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Shining Time Station/Thomas Parody 16: RS Mr. Conductor & Amazo

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Cast

  • RS Mr. Conductor as Thomas
  • Amazo The Great as Stepney
  • GC Mr. Conductor as Percy
  • Mr. Nicholas as Edward
  • Carl (from The Simpsons) as Douglas
  • Tito Swing as Rusty
  • Matt as Duck (Non-Speaking Role)
  • Sea Rogue (from TUGS) as Stepney's Driver
  • Arthur (from Arthur) as The Signalman
  • Orson (from Garfield & Friends) as Thomas's Driver
  • George Carlin as The Narrator

Transcript

  • George Carlin: RS Mr. Conductor was feeling very happy. His blue suit shone in the sun, he was right on time, and all around his route the countryside seemed prettier than ever before.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: Good morning, GC Mr. Conductor.
  • George Carlin: He said.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: My route is the pride of Shining Time. Wouldn’t you agree?
  • GC Mr. Conductor: Uh…yes, RS Mr. Conductor, of course, but, uh…
  • RS Mr. Conductor: But what, GC Mr. Conductor? Out with it.
  • GC Mr. Conductor: Well, there is another person with a famous route too.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: Who? Where?
  • GC Mr. Conductor: His name is Amazo the Great. He’s far away. But JB King says he may visit us.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: When?
  • GC Mr. Conductor: Oh, someday.
  • George Carlin: And GC Mr. Conductor hurried away. Meanwhile, Amazo was driving steadily along his route. It isn’t very long, and that made him feel a little sad. Later he saw Tito. The piano player who had helped saved Amazo from death.
  • Amazo: Everyone’s been so kind. But my route is so short, and I do miss a good long run.
  • Tito Swing: I think you should tell Sea Rogue too.
  • George Carlin: Replied Tito.
  • Tito Swing: I’m sure he’ll understand.
  • George Carlin: Amazo soon discovered that indeed he did.
  • Sea Rogue: Do you know, Amazo? I feel just the same way.
  • George Carlin: That evening, he had exciting news.
  • Sea Rogue: Guess what, Amazo? JB King has invited us to visit the other people in Shining Time. Manager agreed. It’ll be a really long run to get there.
  • Amazo: Oh, thank you!
  • George Carlin: Sighed Amazo. They set off next morning. By now, all the people were talking about Amazo.
  • GC Mr. Conductor: He drives a famous route. Did you know that?
  • George Carlin: Said GC Mr. Conductor. RS Mr. Conductor was feeling a little jealous.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: Huh! It may be famous, but my route is the first in town. Everyone knows that too.
  • George Carlin: And he went away to do some work.
  • GC Mr. Conductor: Look!
  • George Carlin: Squeaked GC Mr. Conductor.
  • GC Mr. Conductor: Why have they all come? Nobody’s here yet.
  • George Carlin: But GC Mr. Conductor was wrong. The light turned green. And from far away, a car horn honked.
  • Carl: Here he comes!
  • George Carlin: Yelled Carl. Amazo drove proudly down Main Street.
  • Mr. Nicholas: I hope you meet RS Mr. Conductor too.
  • George Carlin: Said Mr. Nicholas.
  • Mr. Nicholas: You both have routes to be proud of.
  • George Carlin: Then Amazo set off to help Matt with some work, and they worked happily together all afternoon. At last, RS Mr. Conductor arrived.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: Sorry. Can’t talk. It’s time for my last delivery. Mustn’t be late.
  • George Carlin: He was hardly out of sight when Amazo and Matt heard shouting nearby. Moments later came the alarm.
  • Manager: Stop all deliveries!
  • George Carlin: Arthur answered the telephone.
  • Arthur: A special, is it? I see.
  • George Carlin: RS Mr. Conductor was impatient.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: Why are we waiting? My delivery is being delayed.
  • Orson: Sorry, RS Mr. Conductor.
  • George Carlin: Said Orson.
  • Orson: We’re being stopped to allow another person to pass.
  • George Carlin: Soon they saw an unfamiliar sight. There was Amazo with headlights swaying and horn tooting. He gathered speed and disappeared.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: Well bust my stomache!
  • George Carlin: Said RS Mr. Conductor the Narrator. Next day he was still fuming.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: Stopped. And on my own route too. It’s a disgrace!
  • Amazo: I’m sorry.
  • George Carlin: Said Amazo.
  • Amazo: I was a special.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: Why?
  • Amazo: An important person arrived just as you left. He ordered a special load and Matt let me take it. It was a splendid run, but…
  • RS Mr. Conductor: But…
  • George Carlin: Finished RS Mr. Conductor.
  • RS Mr. Conductor: It can make someone nervous not to know the route.
  • Amazo: Exactly!
  • George Carlin: Said Amazo.
  • Amazo: You’re such an expert.
  • George Carlin: RS Mr. Conductor felt much better. He couldn’t be cross anymore, and began telling Amazo all about his route.

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