Shining Time Station/Thomas Parody 9: Schemer Goes Buzz Buzz

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  • Grandpa Abe (from The Simpsons) as Trevor
  • Schemer as James
  • Tucker as BoCo
  • Rod & Todd (from The Simpsons) as Bill & Ben
  • Matt as Duck
  • Roy (from Garfield & Friends) as James' Driver
  • Oogtar (from Mario) as James' Fireman
  • Big Mac (from TUGS) as The Vicar
  • Rotor (from Sonic) as The Porter
  • The Passengers as Themselves
  • The Bees as Themselves
  • George Carlin as The Narrator


  • George Carlin: Abe the Old Man was enjoying his working in the orchard. Birds were singing and apples were growing on the trees. It was splendid day.
  • Schemer: Hello Abe.
  • George Carlin: Said Schemer.
  • Schemer: You look as bright and cheerful as my clothes.
  • Grandpa Abe: Oh I am.
  • George Carlin: Replied Abe.
  • Schemer: What's that noise?
  • Grandpa Abe: It's the bees.
  • George Carlin: Replied Abe.
  • Abe: They're all in these boxy things called beehives. I'm taking them to the station. Big Mac says his bees make good honey and is giving some of them to his friends.
  • George Carlin: Just then, Tucker Cooper hummed in.
  • Tucker: Take care you too. Don't make the bees angry. They might sting you.
  • George Carlin: Schemer didn't like being told what to do by a engineer and he buzzed away.
  • Tucker: Goodbye Abe.
  • George Carlin: Called Tucker. And set off to see Matt at Chubber Corners. Rod & Todd, the Flander kids were busy arranging robots. Then they scampered off when they saw Tucker.
  • Tucker: I remember the first time I met those two.
  • George Carlin: Laughed Tucker.
  • Tucker: They nearly made my eyes popped out. Mr. Nicholas soon put a stop to their games.
  • Matt: Mr. Nicholas is the only one who can keep Rod & Todd in order.
  • George Carlin: Chuckled Matt.
  • Matt: I sometimes call them 'the bees'.
  • Tucker: A good name.
  • George Carlin: Said Tucker.
  • Tucker: They're terrors when they start buzzing around.
  • George Carlin: Schemer rushed in.
  • Schemer: What's that Matt? Are you afraid of bees? They're only insects after all. So don't let that buzz box man tell you different!
  • Matt: His name is Tucker and he didn't. We . . .
  • Schemer: I wouldn't care if hundards were flying around. I'd just blow smoke and make them buzz off.
  • Matt: Buzz, Buzz, Buzz!
  • George Carlin: Retorted Matt. The next day, Schemer at the station to collect his wagons. The passengers were excited and quickly got on board. The platform was cworded and Rotor was in a hurry.
  • Rotor: Mind your backs!
  • George Carlin: He shouted. Then there was trouble. The beehive fell and broke open. The station cleared like magic. Schemer heared a familiar buzzing. The bees were too cold to be cross. So they buzzed around Oogtar hoping he would meaned their hive. But he didn't understand. Nor did Roy. So the bees turned to Schemer. His stomach was nice and warm.
  • Schemer: Buzz off! Buzz off!
  • George Carlin: Hissed Schemer. One bee burned his foot.
  • Bee: Oh, ow! ow!
  • George Carlin: The bee thought Schemer had burned him on purpose. So it stange Schemer right back on the nose.
  • George Carlin: Shouted Schemer! He had had enough. So had Oogtar and Roy. They didn't know til too late that they had left they wagons behind. They tried everything to get rid of the bees. First they spun on the turntable, but that didn't work. They try washing them off, but the bees hanged harder on Schemer's warm stomach. Then they tried blowing them off by going through a long tunnel. But still the bees wouldn't go away.
  • Roy: It's no good Schemer.
  • George Carlin: Said Roy.
  • Roy: We'll just have to go back to the orchard and get another hive.
  • George Carlin: Schemer's replaid was drowned by the sound of buzzing. Big Mac was waiting anxiously for Schemer. When he arrived the bees went stright to their new home.
  • Roy: Come on Schemer.
  • George Carlin: Said Roy.
  • Roy: What you need now is a good hose down.
  • George Carlin: Later that evening, Schemer was resting in the shed when Big Mac came to see him.
  • Big Mac: Thank you for saving my bees. It's a pity it's not Christmas, then we can call you 'Schemer the Red-Nosed Man'.
  • George Carlin: Everyone laughed even Schemer. But instead they decided to call Schemer 'The Bees-knees'. Which means they thought he was more useful than ever.

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