Linda: "Oh, Grandma Betty Jo, please, just try to calm down and tell us what happened."
Grandma Betty Jo: "Well, you know my dog......."
Linda: "Yes? the 1 you renamed Mr. Speedy?"
Grandma Betty Jo: "Yeah, well this time he's reall gone and done it........"
Grandma Betty Jo: "I took the turkey outta the oven, and he's lookin' at it like a pointer, and I thought 'That's kinda cute'....when all of a sudden....he lunged, attacked, ran out the back door with it and tore it to shreds........and now.....I don't have a turkey."
Gretchen: "Mr. Speedy is a bad dog........."
Grandma Betty Jo: "From now on...his new name is Mr. Get the Heck Outta There."
Grandma Betty Jo: "Oh, what am I gonna do? my niece and her husband are coming for dinner."
Linda: "You know something?"
Grandma Betty Jo: "What?"
Linda: "There's a place in Downtown Danville that has precooked turkeys, and I'm sure they're open for at least another half an hour."
Grandma Betty Jo: "Oh, I can't make it to downtown Danville....."
Lawrence: "Well, you could if I took you there........"
Grandma Betty Jo: "You do that for me?"
Grandma Betty Jo: "Oh, come on, let's go, time's a wastin'."