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- Ferb as Mr. Conductor (George Carlin)
- Linda as Stacy Jones
- Albert as Schemer
- Baljeet as Dan
- Isabella as Becky
- Gretchen as Kara
- Xavier as Tex
- Fred as Rex
- Jeremy as Tito Swing
- Candace as Didi
- Carl the Intern as Ted Typo
- Coltrane as Rusty McRail
- Plucky Duck as James
- Tyrone the Turtle as Trevor
- Wade Pig as BoCo
- Axl Gator (From Taz-Mania) as Bill
- Bull Gator (From Taz-Mania) as Ben
- Perfecto Prep Alumni as Troublesome Trucks
- Furrball as Duck
- Sonic the Hedgehog (From Sonic the Hedgehog) as Edward (Mentioned)
- Buster Bunny as Thomas (Cameo Role)
- Perfecto Prep Swans as Coaches
- Various Passengers as Themeselves
- Various Bees as Themselves
- An Animator as James' Driver
- The Gorilla Judge (From Sonic the Hedgehog) as The Vicar of Wellsworth
Baljeet: "Hi, Mrs. Flynn."
Linda: "Hiya, Baljeet. Would you do me a big favor? Could you please empty all the wastebaskets?"
Linda: "Oh, thank you, honey. Can't have the Tri-State Area looking messy, huh?"
Baleet: (Knocks on Ferb's door) "Ferb, are you in there? Today's garbage day."
Ferb: "Hi, Baljeet. Good, you're collecting the trash. Hold on a minute, I think I can make a contribution." (Ferb disappears and re-appears with a bag of garbage) "And here it is. Don't go away." (Ferb disappears and re-appears with another bag of garbage) "I've been doing a little housecleaning. Here's another one. I'm not done yet." (Ferb disappears) "Now where did I put that other bag? Oh, here it is." (Ferb re-appears with another bag of garbage) "Lots of memories in this one, but I need the room!"
Baljeet: "All this came from in there?"
Ferb: "Oh, yes!"
Baljeet: "But how did it fit?"
Ferb: "I'm very organized." (Ferb Disappears)
Xavier: "We're gonna have to stop making garbage."
Fred: "Hey, I don't make garbage; I make music."
Xavier: "Well, what do we do with our trash?"
Fred: "Tra... Oh, trash!"
Xavier & Fred: "Hmmm..."
Xavier: "Hey, we can put it in a nice box."
Fred: "Yeah, and we can cover it with a nice pretty paper. Ha ha ha ha!"
Xavier: "And wrap it up in ribbons."
Fred: "Yeah, and make it look something, like this!" (Fred reveals the newly boxed garbage can, Xavier and Fred laugh) "Ain't that purty?"
Jeremy: "Hey, did you hear? The dump is closed!"
Xavier and Fred: "And we'll give it to Jeremy for his birthday! Happy birthday, Jeremy!"
Jeremy: "Oh, for me?" (Laughs) "You shouldn't have."
Xavier and Fred: "We know.
Fred: "Look out now."
Xavier: "Let's get out of here."
Fred: "Don't crowd me, don't crowd me now."
Isabella: "Thanks for letting us throw our trash on your train."
Linda: "Yes, thank you, Sir. Is there anything we can do for you
Coltrane: "Do? No, there's nothing you can do, but you can tell me something."
Linda: "What's that, Sir?"
Coltrane: "You can tell me, in the clearest possible manner, how to get to the Danville Garbage Dump."
Linda: "Oh, Sir, it's closed."
Coltrane: "This is my lucky day, another dump closed!"
Gretchen: "Hey, mister? Is that your train outside?"
Gretchen: "It smells awful."
Coltrane: "Well, so would you, Miss, If you'd been stuffed to the roof with garbage and sitting out in the sun for thirty days."
Linda: "Have you been travelling that long?"
Gretchen: "How did you get here?"
Coltrane: "Well, it's a long story."
Baljeet: "Is it a sad story?"
Coltrane: "Oh, aye. Parts of it are truly tragic. I started out far, far away with a song in my heart and a smile on my lips, and a whole trainload full of dirty trash and filthy junk. And worse, half-eaten egg salad sandwiches!"
Linda, Albert, Baleet, Isabella, and Gretchen: "Ewww!"
Coltrane: "So, I chugged on down to the town dump. 'Not here', they said. 'Go away, you filthy thing! Take your trash somewhere else'. So I went down to the next dump. But place after place was closed, Lucy's Leap, Farmer's Dell, Room Key, they were all closed."
Linda: "That's awful."
Coltrane: "Aye, it is."
Linda, Dan, Isabella, and Gretchen: "Yeah, that's terrible."
Linda: "I, I guess you'll be moving on to, uh, uh, uh, another, dump."
Albert: "Yeah. You better get started."
Linda: "Yeah, I mean, the track is all clear."
Baljeet: "Here's your hat."
Albert: "You know, the sooner you'll get going, the sooner you'll quit stinking up this joint." (Linda hits Albert)
Linda: (Whispers) "Oh, Quiet."
Coltrane: "Well, I like that! One minute, you're telling me, 'There, there, you dear, sweet man', and the next, you're giving me the boot. 'May we please put our trash on your train, Coltrane?', 'Why certainly.' 'Well, now get going with it, you stinky man!' I thought you people were a, a bit different, but you're the same as all the others. You don't understand, there's nowhere to dump the garbage; I have nowhere to go!"
Linda: "Oh, it's, just, uh, well, well, nobody wants a trainload of, of, of, of garbage sitting in their station! Look, I'll go talk to Coltrane, maybe there's, there's something that, that we can work out."
Isabella: "Well, garbage doesn't go away on its own. Someone has got to take care of it!"
Gretchen: "Yeah, but nobody likes garbage."
Albert: "Yeah, except flies. They love it. Hey, you know, If I could charge a fly a nickel every time it landed onthe garbage, I'd be a rich man! Hey, get over here, you owe me a nickel!"
Ferb: "Hi, kids. What's the buzz? What are these, Honeybees?"
Baleet: "No, they're garbage flies."
Ferb: "Not quite the same thing, is it? I'm quite fond of honeybees, unless they try to sting me. But I haven't made up my mind about garbage flies yet."
Gretchen: "Are there a lot of honeybees on Acme Acres?"
Ferb: "Oh, indeed there are. "Plucky had quite an experience with honeybees. I'll never forget it. Neither will he."
(After the Story)
Baljeet: "Well, I wish these garbage flies were honeybees. I know the bees stung Plucky, but bees only sting when they're angry. Garbage flies are dirty all the time."
Gretchen: "Too bad all this garbage couldn't just fly away."
Baleet: "Yeah. You see, the garbage dump is closed."
Ferb: "Well, remember, for every door that closes, a window opens."
Baljeet: "Well, the windows are shut, and it still smells in here."
Isabella: "No, that's not what Ferb means. You mean like the expression, 'If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade'?"
Isabella: "Maybe we could turn all this trash into something we could use?"
Ferb: "Well, lets think about it. If we can't throw the garbage away, what else can we do with it? I'll tell you what; why don't we go down the anything tunnel, and I'll give you some ideas." More Coming Soon
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