Ship of Ghouls is the eighteenth episode of Mr. Conductor and The Case of Archie's Weird Mysteries. It aired on January 20, 2000.


  • In this episode, The Riverdale Teens, Our Heroes, The Xiaolin Monks, The Hoop Kids, The Cardcaptor Girls, Mystery Inc, The Butterfly Family, Jeff, Taylor, The WarioWare Gang, The Duelists and The Mascaritas are ready for a big treasure hunt. They all meet up with Ren, Tula and Ioz and Brock proposes to Tula, only to have Misty drag him out. Ren explains that he will start the hunt. And so it begins its quest. Along the way, they meet pirates and ghouls, and even Bloth is found. He hardly explains that the treasure is his and Ren does not accept. After sending Bloth packing, the treasure is found and Ren, Tula and Ioz thank the gang.


From Shining Time Station

  1. Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)
  2. Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)
  3. Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

From Archie's Weird Mysteries

  1. Archie Andrews (Andrew Rannells)
  2. Reggie Mantle (Paul Sosso)
  3. Betty Cooper (America Young)
  4. Veronica Lodge (Camille Schmidt)
  5. Jughead Jones (Chris Lundquist)

From Pokemon

  1. Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)
  2. Mary (Kerry Williams)
  3. Misty (Rachael Lillis)
  4. Brock (Eric Stuart)

From Xiaolin Showdown

  1. Omi (Tara Strong)
  2. Kimiko Tohomiko (Grey DeLisle)
  3. Raimundo Pedrosa (Tom Kenny)
  4. Clay Bailey (Jeff Bennett)

From Hoop-a-Joop

  1. Al Valentine (Yuri Lowenthal)
  2. James Rogers (Michael Reisz)
  3. Amy Lambert (Michelle Ruff)
  4. Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

From Cardcaptors

  1. Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)
  2. Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)
  3. Madison Taylor (Maggie Blue O'Hara)
  4. Rita Sasaki (Stevie Bloch)
  5. Chelsea Mihara (Jocelyne Loewen)
  6. Nikki Yanagisawa (Kelly Sheridan)

From What's New, Scooby-Doo?

  1. Scooby-Doo (Frank Welker)
  2. Fred Jones (Frank Welker)
  3. Daphne Blake (Grey DeLisle)
  4. Shaggy Rogers (Matthew Lillard)
  5. Velma Dinkley (Mindy Cohn)

From Star Versus The Forces of Evil

  1. Star Butterfly (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  2. Moon Butterfly (Dionne Quan)
  3. Queen Butterfly (Susan Roman)
  4. King Butterfly (Jeff Bennett)

From Jeff and Taylor

  1. Jeff Jefferson (Jim Cummings)
  2. Taylor Tanner (Tom Kenny)

From WarioWare

  1. Wario (Tony Sampson)
  2. Waluigi (Jim Cummings)
  3. Jimmy T. (Peter Kelamis)
  4. Jimmy P. (Peter Kelamis)
  5. Mona (Stephanie Morgenstern)
  6. Dribble (Tom Kenny)
  7. Spitz (Andrew Sabiston)
  8. Kat (Jocelyne Loewen)
  9. Ana (Jocelyne Loewen)
  10. 9-Volt (Candi Milo)
  11. 18-Volt (Matt Hill)
  12. Dr. Crygor (Maurice LaMarche)
  13. Mike The Karaoke Robot (Carlos Alazraqui)
  14. Penny Crygor (Kelly Sheridan)
  15. Orbulon (Frank Welker)
  16. Ashley (Nicole Oliver)
  17. Young Cricket (Danny Cooksey)
  18. Master Mantis (Rob Paulsen)

From Yu-Gi-Oh!

  1. Yami Yugi (Dan Green)
  2. Joey Wheeler (Wayne Grayson)
  3. Tristan Taylor (Sam Regal)
  4. Tea Gardner (Amy Birnbaum)
  5. Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart)
  6. Mai Valentine (Megan Hollingshead)

From Mucha Lucha

  1. Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)
  2. Buena Girl (Kimberly Brooks)
  3. The Flea (Candi Milo)

From The Pirates of Dark Water

  1. Ren (George Newbern)
  2. Tula (Jodi Benson)
  3. Ioz (Jim Cummings)
  4. Bloth (Brock Peters)

Thomas Stories

  1. Salty's Secret
  2. Salty's Stormy Tale

Chase Scene Song

  1. You Are A Pirate


  • The cast of The Pirates of Dark Water debut.
  • It is revealed that the treasure is in the last track.
  • Bloth is the main villain.
  • The cast are dressed in pirate outfits.
  • A Pirate's Life For Me plays in the end credits.


  • (The episode opens with the Archie's Weird Mysteries theme playing)
  • Chorus: What's that sound? Archie's Weird Mysteries What is going on in this town? Archie's Weird Mysteries Who is gonna crack the case? Archie's Weird Mysteries That redhead with the freckled face Archie's Weird Mysteries Things are getting weird in Riverdale Hey, what's that sound? Archie's Weird Mysteries What is going on in this town? Archie's Weird Mysteries Archie, Reggie Veronica, Betty Jughead, too (Weird) Archie's Weird Mysteries!
  • (The episode then finds Archie and the others in Pirate outfits)
  • Archie: Arr! We're ready to start a treasure hunt.
  • Ash: The map is checked.
  • Reggie: Looks like we're being ready.
  • Raimundo: Sure.
  • Betty: Being adorable sure rocks.
  • Mel: That's right.
  • Veronica: This treasure is all set.
  • Meilin: Why yes.
  • Jughead: We'll prepare for an annual hunt.
  • Shaggy: Like, of course.
  • Star: So, is everything ready?
  • Sakura: The hunt will go on.
  • Jeff: We can say that all things are good in order.
  • Yugi: We do.
  • Flea: The Flea will totally love the treasure.
  • Archie: So, we'll go on a good hunt.
  • (The Conductors appear, dressed as pirates)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: That's right, me hearties.
  • Misty: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3.
  • Daphne: We're so happy to have you come.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That is correct. Today, we are going on a treasure hunt.
  • Mona: See, Penny? They're ready to help us.
  • Penny: Do you remember Salty?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Of course. He had a secret to keep with Mavis, Bill and Ben. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 2 blows his whistle and Salty's Secret starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: All the engines on the Island of Sodor love their work. But sometimes there was too much work. That's what Sir Topham Hatt brings new engines to the island. Salty the Dockyard Diesel is one of these engines. He loves to tell tales of the sea.
  • Salty: We heave until the old favor quite the tide. Arrgh, it's good to be useful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Salty was excited about coming to the Island of Sodor. Islands are surrounded by the sea. Salty loves the sea. Soon Salty arrived at his new job.
  • Salty: Ahoy, mateys. Salty, pride of the seven seas. I'm the new diesel and I'm here to give you some help.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben didn't think they needed any help, especially from a diesel.
  • Mavis: Welcome to Center Island Quarry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis said proudly. Salty looked all around. Everywhere he looked, he saw nothing but rocks.
  • Salty: A quarry?!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He cried.
  • Salty: There must be some mistake. I'm a dockyard diesel.
  • Mavis: You're a quarry diesel now.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis said. And she explained that they had to complete an important job for Sir Topham Hatt. Salty was sad that he wouldn't be working by the sea. But he knew what it meant to be a really useful engine and he sent to work at once.
  • Salty: Ah well.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Salty said.
  • Salty: At least they're be trucks.
  • Mavis: You better mind them.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Mavis said.
  • Mavis: They can be a bother.
  • Bill: He won't last five minutes.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Bill.
  • Ben: Those trucks will trip him up soon enough.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Ben. But to Bill and Ben surprised, the trucks seem to give Salty no trouble at all.
  • Salty: ...the tiller spins and the captain yawns. Yo-ho-ho and the bucket of prawns the tiller spins.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sang Salty.
  • Trucks: And the captain yawns.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sang the trucks. Thanks to Salty, Sir Topham Hatt's important job was almost done. Bill and Ben were surprised and a little jealous.
  • Ben: Here comes Mr. Show Off.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Grouched Ben.
  • Mavis: You have to admit he's got a neck with those trucks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Bill: Driver says he'll board the boats off his stories.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Bill. But Salty didn't say a word. He didn't come near the shed. Mavis was worried. She rolled along side and asked him what he was doing on his own.
  • Salty: Oh I thought I might I catch a bit of sea breeze.
  • Mavis: You really miss the sea, don't you?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Mavis.
  • Salty: Aye.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Salty.
  • Salty: I do.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Salty knew the quarry work was important. The next day he tried to show Bill and Ben his secret with the trucks.
  • Salty: I like working to a musical rhythm.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Salty: And so did the trucks. Why don't you give it a try, me harties?
  • Bill: Here we go, here we go, here we go.
  • Ben: No we don't, no we don't, no we don't don't don't.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But try as they might, Bill and Ben could not move the trucks the way Salty could. Later that day, Sir Topham Hatt came to the quarry. He was surprised the job had been completed.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done.
  • Mavis: It was Salty.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Mavis: We couldn't have done it without him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Then I've got a bigger job for you, Salty.
  • Salty: Aye-aye, Sir. What kind of quarry is it?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Quarry?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'm sending you to Brendam Docks.
  • Salty: The docks!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Salty explained.
  • Salty: The docks are hard by the sea! Oh thank you Sir!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Salty: This reminds me of the time in bimini.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Salty was telling stories again. Salty loves Brendam Docks. He gets more work done then three engines and feels really useful. And only the trucks know his secrets.
  • Salty: ...the tiller spins and the captain yawns.
  • (Salty's Secret ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's why Salty's new to the island of Sodor.
  • Kat: That's wonderful.
  • Ana: You'd be leaving right?
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (As The Conductors disappear, Ren, Tula and Ioz arrive)
  • Ren: Hey guys.
  • Ash: It's Ren and The Pirates of Dark Water.
  • Brock: (with his eyes turned into hearts) I'm so glad to see you, Tula.
  • Tula: Huh?
  • Brock: (proposing to Tula) We're going on a honeymoon treasure hunt when we finish our duty.
  • Tula: Yes but...
  • Misty: (dragging Brock away by his ear) All right, you're gonna lose your grip if you don't marry a pirate.
  • Rita: Like i was saying, you're awesome Ren.
  • Ren: That's good.
  • Tula: In fact, we're going to have a treasure hunt.
  • Ioz: Are you guys coming with us?
  • Ash: We will.
  • Archie: Let's crack the case.
  • (The gang set off on a treasure hunt while You Are A Pirate plays)
  • Chorus: Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate! Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate! You are a pirate! (Yay!) We got us a map (a map!) to lead us to a hidden box, Thats all locked up with locks (with locks!) and buried deep away. We'll dig up the box (the box!), we know it's full of precious booty Burst open the locks, and then we'll say "HOORAY!" Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate! WEIGH ANCHOR! Yah - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be! Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate! Arr - yarr - ahoy and avast, dig in the dirt and you dig in it fast! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate! HA HA HA (Yay!) We're sailing away (set sail!), adventure waits on every shore! We set sail and explore (ya-har!) and run and jump all day (Yay!) We float on our boat (our boat!) until its time to drop the anchor, Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) until we sail again! Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, If you love to sail the sea you are a pirate! LAND HO! Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free, you are a pirate! Yar har wind at your back lads, wherever you go! Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate! HA HA HA HA HA HA! You are a pirate!
  • (You Are A Pirate ends)
  • Ash: We found a treasure.
  • Penny: Eureka!
  • Betty: Now we can take it home and...
  • Bloth: Not so fast, you losers.
  • Ren: (noticing Bloth) It's Bloth!
  • Bloth: I'm so glad to meet you here.
  • Ashley: What do you want from us?
  • Bloth: You'd be interested in losing a grip.
  • Reggie: Oh really!? You're not allowed here, so why don't you back right off?
  • Bloth: What!?
  • Nikki: There's no business with the likes of you.
  • Bloth: That's it! I'm out of here!
  • (Bloth runs off)
  • Jughead: That's right, don't come back!
  • Chelsea: Don't be desperate, Jughead. We're taking the treasure.
  • Jughead: You're right.
  • (The Conductors reappear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It's essential.
  • Fred: Wow, Conductors, you're in for luck.
  • Daphne: I believe in good spirits.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That's right.
  • Jimmy T.: It's been a groovy time, baby.
  • Jimmy P.: Do you remember Salty's entire story.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Like the time he faces a dangerous storm. Let me explain.
  • (Mr. Conductor 3 blows his whistle and Salty's Stormy Tale starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: The engines love working when the sun shines. One day, Thomas and Percy were helping Salty at the docks. But Salty was worried.
  • Salty: Arrgh, it may be sunny now, matey, but they're be a storm coming.
  • Thomas: It may be sunny now, matey, but they're be a storm coming.
  • Percy: There be a fierce storm on the way, captain!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Peeped Percy. Salty knew they were making fun of him. He felt sad. Later, Sir Topham Hatt arrived.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to fetch Fergus from the smelter's yard.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: His driver doesn't know the line.
  • Salty: Aye-aye, Sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Salty sadly. Salty was glad that he was going to the smelters. He didn't want to stay where he doesn't like.
  • Emily: What's wrong?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Asked Emily.
  • Salty: Ah, nobody likes to be made fun of by silly tank engines.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And he huffed away. Emily knew she had to find Thomas and Percy immediately.
  • Thomas: Those be dark clouds, matey.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Whistled Thomas.
  • Percy: There be a fierce storm on the way, captain!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Peeped Percy. Emily was cross.
  • Emily: It's not nice to copy the way others speak. You hurt Salty's feelings.
  • Percy: We were just having fun.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Percy.
  • Thomas: We'll say sorry to him.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Added Thomas. But Salty was nowhere to be found. Thomas and Percy was worried. Fergus was waiting for Salty when he arrived at the smelters.
  • Fergus: Right on time!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Congratulated Fergus.
  • Salty: Aye, but there be a storm coming.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said Salty.
  • Salty: We must hurry.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Soon they were hooked up and on their way home. Salty was right about the storm. It was a fierce one. The ships at sea depend upon the lighthouse to keep them safely off the rocks. But now there was trouble.
  • Captain: The lighthouse lamp has gone out!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Cried the captain. Salty and Fergus were fighting their way through the wind and rain. Then Salty saw a lantern ahead. The lighthouse keeper was waiting for him.
  • Lighthouse Keeper: Our lighthouse lamp has gone out! Our generator is broken!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Then Salty had an idea.
  • Salty: Fergus has a flywheel. It could power the generator.
  • Lighthouse Keeper: Hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Shouted the lighthouse keeper. Fergus' flywheel was attached to the generator shift. Without the lighthouse, the ship was steaming towards the rocks. Fergus was working as fast as he could. Finally, the generator came back to life. The lighthouse beam shone across the stormy sea once more.
  • Captain: Just in time! Hard to starboard, matey!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Salty's idea had saved the day! Fergus worked hard until first light. The next morning, Salty and Fergus chugged back to the docks. They were surprised to see a crowd waiting for them.
  • Captain: Thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Said the captain.
  • Captain: You saved our ship.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Boomed Sir Topham Hatt. Salty was very proud.
  • Thomas: We're sorry if we hurt your feelings.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Puffed Thomas.
  • Percy: We were only copying you because we think you're grand.
  • Salty: Then say no more, me harties!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Replied Salty happily. Now they will all work together and have fun together as good friends should.
  • (Salty's Stormy Tale ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 3: So that's why Salty had saved the day.
  • Kat: That's so nice of you.
  • Ana: You'd be leaving right?
  • The Conductors: Right.
  • (The Conductors disappear)
  • Ren: Let's all celebrate our party at home.
  • Others: Right.
  • (Later at Pop Tate's)
  • Archie: We're honored to know that treasures come in handy.
  • Ash: We also know that Bloth has run off.
  • Archie: We can remember everything that treasures are wanted.
  • Ash: In a little town called Riverdale.
  • Scooby: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
  • (He winks as the episode concludes)
  • (The end credits then show still shots from today's episode)
  • (While they roll, A Pirate's Life For Me plays)
  • Chorus: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle and even highjack. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char and enflame and ignite. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villains and knaves. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, you ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

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