- Shrek as Tommy Pickles
- Donkey as Dil Pickles
- Cameron as Angelica Pickles
- Ferdinand (from Babe) as Didi Pickles
- Rex (from Babe) as Stu Pickles
- Big Bad Wolf as Chuckie Finster
- Pac-Man (from Pac-Man) as Lil
- Sonic (from Sonic) as Phil
- Knuckles (from Sonic) as Betty
- Ferdinand: See, they already love each other.
- Donkey: What?!
- Shrek: (Donkey tweaks his Shrek's nose.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
- Shrek and Donkey: AIEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! AAAAAAAAAHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
- Knuckles: Well that's a start.
- Donkey: (He cries, and Rex is a morning clothes. Somebody was Ferdinand still big mess.)
- Rex: Ferdinard? What are we gonna do? He was a stop cryin' since you brought a home!