Silly Songs With Pinkie Pie/Larry/Love Songs With Rarity/Mr. Lunt/Ponies in the Sink/Boyz in the Sink

The Water Buffalo Song

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. So without further adieu... Silly Songs with Larry.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: The Water Buffalo Song...........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Everybody's got a water buffalo

yours is fast but mine is slow

oh where do we get them? I don't know

'cause everybody's got a water buffalo

I took my buffalo to the store,

got his head stuck in the door

spilled some lima beans on the floor

oh everybody's got a...........

Twilight Sparkle/Archie: "Stop it, stop, stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing? you can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everybody does not have a water buffalo, we're gonna get nasty letters saying 'where's my water buffalo? why don't I have a water buffalo?' and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so, just stop being so silly!"

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry, tune in next time to hear Larry sing:

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo

yours is pink, but mine is blue

hers was small but..............

Twilight Sparkle/Archie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The Hairbrush Song [edit]

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath is searching for his hairbrush, having no success, Larry cries out...............

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, where is my hairbrush?

oh, where is my hairbrush?

oh where

oh where

oh where

oh where

oh where

oh where

oh where

oh where

oh where... is my hairbrush?

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene, shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports.

Herald/Pa Grape: I think I saw a hairbrush back there!

Pinky Pie/Larry: Back there

is my hairbrush

back there

is my hairbrush

back there

back there

oh where

back there

oh where

back where

back there

back there

back there...

is my hairbrush

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: Having heard his joyous proclomation Junior Asparagus enters the scene, shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments...

Apple Bloom/Junior: Why do you need a hairbrush?

you don't have any hair

Chief Thunderhooves/Narrator: Larry is taken aback, the thought had never occurred to him, no hair? what would this mean? what will become of him? what will become from his hairbrush? Larry wonders...

Pinkie Pie/Larry: No hair

For my hairbrush

No hair

For my hairbrush

No hair

No where

No hair

No hair

No hair

No where

Back there

No hair...

For my hairbrush!

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: Having heard the wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene, shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses...

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Larry,

that old hairbrush of yours...

well, you never use it

you don't really need it

so well I'm sorry... I didn't know

but I gave it to the Peach

'cause he's got hair

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and lamets...

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Not fair for my hairbrush,

not fair

my poor hairbrush.

not fair

not fair

no hair

not fair

no where

no hair

not fair

not fair!

my little hairbrush

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene, himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of... each other. But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful...

Derpy Hooves/The Peach: Thanks for the hairbrush..........

Chief Thunderhooves/Narrator: Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. Larry smiles but still feeling an emotional attatchment for the hairbrush calls out.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Take care

of my hairbrush

take care

oh my hairbrush

take care

take care

don't dare

not care

take care

nice hair

no fair

take care

take care...

of my hairbrush.

Chief Thunderhooves/Narrator: The end..............

The Dance of the Cucumber

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

Narrator: Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad,
'The Dance of the Cucumber,' in it's original Spanish, Bob the Tomato will translate.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Miren al pepino

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Watch the cucumber"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "miren como se mueve"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "see how he moves"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "como un leon"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "like a lion"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "tras un raton."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "chasing a mouse."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Miren al pepino"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Watch the cucumber"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "sus suaves movimientos"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Oh, how smooth his motion"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "tal como mantequilla"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "like butter"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "en un chango pelon."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "on a ... bald monkey."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Miren al pepino"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Look at the cucumber"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "los vegetales"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "all the vegetables"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "envidian a su amigo"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "envy their friend"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "como el quieren bialar"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "wishing to dance as he"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Pepino bailarin, Pepino bailarin, Pepino bailarin"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Baila, baila, ya!"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Dance, dance, yeah!"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Miren al tomate"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Look at the tomato"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "no es triste?"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Isn't it sad?"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "El no puede bailar."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "He can't dance."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "!Pobre tomate"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Poor tomato!"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "El deberia poder bailar"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "He wishes he could dance"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Como el pepino"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "like the cucumber"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "libre y suavemente."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "free and smooth."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Pero el no puede danzar."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "But he can't ... "

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Okay, stop the music, what do you mean I can't dance? I can dance, but what about Uncle Louie's polka party? didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "No comprendo."

Rainbow Dash/Bob "No comprendo? I'll show you 'No comprendo'!"

Apple Bloom/Junior: "Mom, Dad, look over here, get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb."

Derpy Hooves/Junior's Dad: "Okay, Junior, but we better hurry, I think the dwarves have your mother confused with someone else.

Derpy Hooves/Junior's Dad: "Say 'peas'........'"

All 3: "Peas..........."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Escuchen el pepino"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "oigan su voz fuerte"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "hear his strong voice"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "como un leon"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "like a lion"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "listo a devorar."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "about to eat."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Escuchen al dinosaurio"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "que dulce as su canto"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "oh how sweet his voice"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "la voz de su garganta perece un triar."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "the breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "los vegetales"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "all the vegetables"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "envidian a su amigo"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "envy their friend"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "como el quieren cantar."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "wishing to sing as he."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "canta, canta, ya!"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "sing, sing, yeah!"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Escuchen al tomate"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Listen to the tomato"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "?No es triste?"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Isn't it sad?"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "El no puede cantar."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "He can't sing."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Pobre tomate."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Poor tomato."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "El deberia poder cantar"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "He wishes he could sing"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "fuerte y ducle como el pepino"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "strong and sweet like the cucumber"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Pero no puede ..."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "But he can't ..."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "!Ni siquiera da un silbido!"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "He can't even ... whistle."

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Alright, that's it Senor, come over here and let me sing you a song!"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Adios, amigos!"

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: This has been Silly Songs With Larry, tune in next time to hear Larry sing ...........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Bob' is really angry, I hope he doesn't catch me, it's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head...........

Oh Santa

Chief Thunderhooves Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

Chief Thunderhooves/Narrator: It's Christmas Eve, and Larry is anxiously awaiting the arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, Santa

I can't wait for you to come

I just can't wait for
you to come

and I got cookies

3 yummy cookies

just for you for

when you come

only for you for when you come

because it's Christmas

[Knock-knock-knock]

Pinkie Pie/Larry: could that be Santa? could that be him? could it be the 1 who
brings presents for a cucumber like me? a good cucumber like me?

Chief Thunderhooves/Narrator: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa, but crafty
bank robber........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Who are you?"

Fluttershy/Bank Robber: I'm a bank robber, and I've come to rob your bank, oh yes,
I come to rob your bank, and I come to take your dimes and swipe
your nickels, so stand back, step aside you silly pickle, and let me
in..........

Chief Thunderhooves/Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of
Christmas, Larry makes an offering............

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I'm not a banker

I have no bank my robbing friend

but I have cookies

3 yummy cookies

and I don't have nickels

but please take this my robbing friend

eat 1 of these my robbing friend

they are for Santa

but you may have 1...........

Chief Thunderhooves/Narrator: The bank robber is truly touched by Larry's good will, but
Larry, although momentarily distracted, is still excited about seeing Santa............

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, Santa

I can't wait for you to come

I just can't wait for you to come

and I got cookies

2 yummy cookies

just for you for when you come

only for you for when you come ... because it's
Christmas

Fluttershy/Bank Robber: I'm a robber, I came to rob your bank, oh
yes, I came to rob your bank ........you shared a cookie......a yummy cookie
though I love to take your dimes, perhaps another time because it's
Christmas

[Knock, knock, knock]

Pinkie Pie/Larry: could that be Santa? could that be him? could it be the 1 who
brings presents for a cucumber like me? a good cucumber like me?"

Narrator: once again it is not Santa who has come to Larry's door, but
this time a savage Norseman...........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Who are you?"

Herald/Viking: I'm a viking, and I come to take your land, oh yes, I
come to take your land, and I come to burn your crops and steal your
horses, and I've come to step on your chickens, and soil your
quilts...

Chief Thunderhooves/Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of
Christmas, Larry makes an offering...........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I don't have land

I don't have crops, my viking friend

but I have cookies

2 yummy cookies

and I don't have horses

but please take this my viking friend

eat 1 of these my viking friend

they are for Santa

but you may have 1..........

Chief Thunderhooves/Narrator: The viking is also touched by Larry's good will, but Larry's
thoughts are still with Santa.........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, Santa

I can't wait for you to come

I just can't wait for
you to come

I got a cookie

a yummy cookie

just for you for when you come

only for you for when you come

because it's Christmas

Herald/Viking I'm a viking and I came to take your land

oh yes

I came to take your land

you shared a cookie

a yummy cookie.
though I love to soil your quilts

I don't think that I wilt
because it's Christmas

[Knock-knock-knock]

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Could that be Santa? could that be him? could it be the 1 who
brings presents for a cucumber like me? a good cucumber like me?

Narrator: Larry is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue
Service........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Who are you?"

Derpy Hooves/The Peach: I'm from the IRS........and I come to tax your .......

[Slam!]

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, Santa

I can't wait for you to come

I just can't wait for you to come .........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: It's finally Santa

it's finally him

at last the 1 who brings presents for a cucumber like me

a good cucumber like me........

Rainbow Dash/Santa Bob: I'm Santa

and I come to bring you gifts

oh yes I come to bring you gifts

and I come to stuff your stockings oh ho-ho-ho

and I come to jiggle my belly

and wiggle my nose.......

Rainbow Dash/Santa Bob: "Hey, wait a minute, isn't that my belt? and what are you doing with my hat? so you're the 1s!"

Fluttershy/Bank robber: "Wait a minute, I can explain!"

Herald/Viking: "We changed!"

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "Nobody messes with Santa, you know that, don't you?!? you've been
very naughty.........and I got a list!"

Derpy Hooves/The Peach: "Did you claim that?"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Merry ... Christmas............."

The Sport Utility Vehicle Song

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I like your car

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: I like Yours too

Pinkie Pie/Larry: is it a jeep?

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: a subaru

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I like your tires

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: you got nice chrome

Pinkie Pie/Larry: a trailer hitch

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: left Mine at home

Pinkie Pie/Larry: oh your suspension it suspends me over heights I never known

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: and your roll bar is to die for by the way I like your chrome

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "You already said that............"

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: "Did I?"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Yeah......."

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: "Oh..........."

Pinkie Pie/Larry and Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: Oh......you and me..........in our sport utility vehicles

crusin' to 7-11 for a bag of frito lays

oh.........you and me in our sport utility vehicles

we'll slam into 4 wheel drive and pick up a dozen eggs

Pinkie Pie/Larry: and if there ever was a snow, you know

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: a really, really deep snow

Pinkie Pie/Larry: and if every 1 was stuck but us

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: we be the 1s not stuck

Pinkie Pie/Larry: then we could be the heroes

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: we could be the heroes

Pinkie Pie/Larry and Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: oh we could be the heroes

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: we would push them and pull them

Pinkie Pie/Larry: push them and pull them

Pinkie Pie/Larry and Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: push them and pull them right outta the snow

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: I like your car

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I like yours too

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: periwinkle?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: it's baby blue

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: hows it handle?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: like a dream

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: how 'bout coffee?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: and then ice cream

Pinkie Pie/Larry and Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: Oh...........you and me in our sport utility vehicles

crusin' to Dunkin' Donuts for a cup of steaming Joe

oh........you and me in our sport utility vehicles

we'll slam into 4-wheel drive for a scoop of rocky road

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: and if we ever go camping.........you know

Pinkie Pie/Larry: haven't been but 1 day......I'll go

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: and if we find a ranger stuck in a ditch

Pinkie Pie/Larry: a nice ranger in a deep ditch

Pinkie Pie/Larry: then we could be the heroes

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: we could be the heroes

Pinkie Pie/Larry and Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: oh we could be the heroes

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: we would push him and pull him

Pinkie Pie/Larry: push him and pull him

Pinkie Pie/Larry and Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: push him and pull him right out of that ditch

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I like your car

Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: I like yours too

Pinkie Pie/Larry: is it a jeep?

Pinkie Pie/Larry and Sapphire Shoes/Miss Achmetha: it's my sport utility vehicle.............

The Song of the Cebu

Chief Thunderhooves/Silly Songs Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.........

Chief Thunderhooves/Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Larry the Cucumber presents, in a
sequential image, stereo-phonic, multi-media event, The Song Of The Cebu.........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Cebu........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "This is a song about a boy, a song about a little boy and his cebus, a song about a little boy and his 3 Cebus, the little boy who had a sick Cebu, a sad Cebu and a mute Cebu, and also a hippo."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Umm, umm, this is me at the airport, this is my Aunt Ruth, this is me in a bull fight, this is me fighting a bull."

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: "Oooooh....."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "This is me and the bull........."

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac, Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: "Ahhhh......."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "This is me and the bull........and i think that's the bull's cousin........he's a Cebu."

Twilight Sparkle/Archie: "Hold it........"

Twilight Sparkle/Archie: "You call this a multi-media event? this is a slide projector and.......and a bed sheet........and what on earth is a Cebu anyway?"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "It's kinda like a cow...........see?"

Twilight Sparkle/Archie: "Yes, well very good, this could be interesting, carry on......."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Cebu.......

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Sing it with me......."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Cebu........

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: Cebu.........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: boy is riding with Cebu

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: boy is riding with cebu

Pinkie Pie/Larry: into town in his canoe

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: into town in his canoe

Pinkie Pie/Larry: sick cebu is rowing and sneezing achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
achoo moo moo ahcoo moo moo achoo moo moo achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
achoo moo moo ahcoo moo moo

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: achoo moo moo achoo moo moo moo moo

Pinkie Pie/Larry: hippo chewing on bamboo

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: hippo chewing on bamboo

Pinkie Pie/Larry: can't see boy and 3 cebus

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: can't see boy and 3 cebus

Pinkie Pie/Larry: sad cebu is rowing and crying boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo
boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo moo moo

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo

boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo

boo hoo moo moo moo moo

Pinkie Pie/Larry: cebu........

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: cebu.......

Pinkie Pie/Larry: cebu......

Apple Bloom/Junior: cebu........

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo achoo moo moo achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo cebu

Pinkie Pie/Larry: hippo seen by mute cebu

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: hippo seen by mute cebu

Pinkie Pie/Larry: tries to tell the other 2

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: tries to tell the other 2

Pinkie Pie/Larry: mute cebu is waving and grunting mmmm, mmmmm, mmmm, mmmmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: mmmm, mmmm, mmmm,uhmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.......

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Uh oh........."

Twilight Sparkle/Archie: "Wait!"

Twilight Sparkle/Archie: "What happens next?"

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "umm,,,,,,,,,"

Twilight Sparkle/Archie: "Does the hippo see them? is the poor mute Cebu successful in communicating the eminent danger to the other passengers? is the boy injurered? why is the sad Cebu sad? is the canoe wood? or aluminum? this is quite dissapointing.............I'm gonna have to speak to Bob about this."

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "Oh look, a Cebu........"

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: Cebu...........

Pinkie Pie/Larry: "No wait, that's a water buffalo.........."

Braeburn/Jimmy, Big Mac/Jerry and Apple Bloom/Junior: No more song about cebu

need another verse or 2

audience is standing and leaving

bye bye moo moo bye bye moo

bye bye moo moo moo moo

Braeburn/Jimmy: "I want my money back.........."

Big Mac/Jerry: "Yeah.......that'd be good."

Pizza Angel

Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Rex, the part of the show where Rex comes out and sings a silly song...........

Rex: "Got the munchies on that fateful night, round 8:00, so I phoned in a pizza for delivery, but I had a feeling that something wasn't right, 'cause I waited for hours and...no pizza."

Rex: I set the table with a paper plate

how would I know that it'd be late?

it's takin' so long

where could it be?

had a 30 minute guarantee

Rex: Pizza Angel

please come to me

tomato sauce

and cheese so gooey

Pizza Angel

I'm on my knees

you're my # 1 pie from sicily

Rex: did it get lost?

did they just forget?

should I have ordered on the internet?

ready for dinner

now I'm not so sure

I think my soda's room temperature

Rex: Pizza Angel please come to me

Barbie + Bo Peep + Trixie + Jessie: come to me

Rex: tomato sauce and cheese so gooey

Rex: Pizza Angel I'm on my knees

Barbie + Bo Peep + Trixie + Jessie: on my knees

Rex: and don't forget to add my favorite anchovies

Barbie + Bo Peep + Trixie + Jessie: yeah, yeah, yeah...

Rex: I was concerned for my delivery

8 little slices of heaven for me

can't stop thinkin' it would make me smile

when I taste my 1st Chicago style

goin' crazy while I pace the floor

then my heart skipped

when I heard the door

Rex: "I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw, I could still smell the sweet aroma of deep dish goodness, but the box was empty."

Pizza Delivery Penguin (Wheezy): "Your house # was broken, so I couldn't find you, I was getting kind of hungry so I.......ate your pizza.........sorry about that.........you don't need to tip me or anything."

Rex: Pizza Angel please come to me

Barbie + Bo Peep + Trixie + Jessie: Come to me

Rex: tomato sauce and cheese so gooey

Pizza Angel I'm on my knees

Barbie + Bo Peep + Trixie + Jessie: on my knees

Rex: You'll live forever in my memories

Rex: Pizza Angel please come to me

Barbie + Bo Peep + Trixie + Jessie: Come to me

Rex: tomato sauce and cheese so gooey

Rex: Pizza Angel I'm on my knees Barbie + Bo Peep + Trixie + Jessie: on my knees

Rex: I will miss you for eternity

Rex: "I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel........."

His Cheeseburger

Narrator: And now it's time for Love Songs with Yoshi, the part of the show where Yoshi comes out and sings a love song..........

Yoshi: He said to her I like a cheeseburger

and I might like a milkshake as well

she said to him I can't give you either

and he said isn't this Burger Bell

she said yes it is but we're closed now

but we open tomorrow at 10

he said I am extremely hungry

but I guess I can wait until then Yoshi: 'cause you're his cheeseburger

his yummy cheeseburger

he'll wait for you

yeah he'll wait for you

oh you are his cheeseburger

his tasty cheeseburger

he'll wait for you

oh he will wait for you

Yoshi: he stayed at the drive-thru 'til sunrise

he may have dozed off once or twice

when he spotted a billboard for Denny's

bacon and eggs for half price

how could he resist such an offer?

he really needed something to munch

cheeseburger please do not get angry

he'll eat and be back here for lunch

Yoshi: cause you're his cheeseburger

his precious cheeseburger

be back for you

he'll be back for you

won't be so long cheeseburger

oh lovely cheeseburger

be back for you

oh he'll be back for you

Yoshi: Cause he loves you, cheeseburger With all his heart

and there ain't nothin' gonna tear you 2 apart

and if the world suddenly ran outta cheese

he would get down on his hands and knees

to see if some 1 accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt

and he would wash it off for you

wipe it off for you

clean that dirty cheese off just for you

Yoshi: you are his cheeseburger..........

Mr. Pricklepants: "I thought you were gonna sing about growing up in the Mushroom Kingdom........."

Narrator: This has been Love Songs with Yoshi, tune in next time to hear Yoshi say.....

Yoshi: "I grew up in the Mushroom Kingdom........"

Schoolhouse Polka

Narrator: And now it's time for Schoolhouse Polka with Rex, the part of the show where Rex comes out and sings a schoolhouse polka.

Rex: Whether, whether, whether, whether, whether you like it or not

weather, weather, weather, weather, weather is cold, warm and hot

Rex: 2, 2, 2, 2, 2 of my favorite toys
I'm bringing to, to, to, to
a place the 1st 1enjoys…and I like it too

Rex: homophones, homophones

where the crews come cruising down the plane

homophones, homophones
I need my kneaded biscuits plain

Rex: I know a pear, pear, pear, pear
with a pair of really soft shoes.
he wears them to pare, pare, pare, pare
nushes that easily bruise I planted rows, rows, rows, rows
of a horribly bad smelling rose
now no 1 knows, knows, knows, knows
if the scent will be leaving my nose
But most likely no

Rex: oh......homophones, homophones

where the toads are towed out on the plane

homophones, homophones

I need my kneaded biscuits plain

Rex: whether, whether, whether, whether, whether you like it or not
weather, weather, weather, weather, weather is cold, warm and hot..........

Ponies in the Sink (Boyz in the Sink Parody)

Rarity/Mr. Lunt: Baby I know your eyes see right through my disguise

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Braeburn/Jimmy and Apple Bloom/Junior: and no 1 can deny

Yoshi: baby that I'm the 1 whose love is no surprise

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: and he can't tell you no lie

Yoshi: but there's a secret I've been hidin' I can't keep it no more

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: there's this thing about himself he's never told you before

Yoshi: baby

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: he needs to tell you somethin'

Yoshi: I don't got a bellybutton

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: no bellybutton, no

Yoshi: Oh I need to tell you something

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: have you figured out he don't got a bellybutton? bellybutton no, oh no, no

Yoshi: baby please don't squeal just tell me how you feel

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: 'cause his love is for real

Yoshi: and if you went away my heart would never heal

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: so to you he appeals

Yoshi: there's something missin' in my middle and it's hard to ignore

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: there's this thing about himself he's never told you before

Yoshi: baby

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: he needs to tell you somethin'

Yoshi: I don't got a bellybutton

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: no bellybutton, no

Yoshi: Oh I need to tell you something

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: have you figured out he don't got a bellybutton? bellybutton no, oh no, no

Rolf (Ed, Edd n Eddy): Bellybutton?

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: uh, uh

Rolf: bellybutton?

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: uh, uh

Rolf: You say your bellybutton's missing, there's no reason for alarm it's a common thing for video game dinosaurs it wont

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie + Rolf: do you any harm

Rolf: you're technically a reptile and with that much being said your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head you could opt for a prosthetic but of course you have to know.........'''''it'd be covered by your

Rex, Lenny, Bonnie and Rolf: shirt

Rolf: but not your HMO

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: bellybutton

Rolf: uh, uh

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: bellybutton

Rolf: uh, uh

Yoshi: A stylish something absent from my midriffs d-cor

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: there's this thing about himself he's never told you before

Yoshi: baby

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: he needs to tell you somethin'

Yoshi: I don't got a bellybutton

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: no bellybutton, no

Yoshi: oh I need to tell you somethin'

Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: have you figured out he don't got a belly button? belly button no, oh no, no

Yoshi, Rex, Lenny and Bonnie: no bellybutton...........

Yoshi: "Do I at least get a lollipop?

The Water Buffalo Song

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Pinkie the part of the show where Pinkie Pie comes out and sings a silly song. So without further ado, Silly Songs with Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: The Water Buffalo Song!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Everybody's got a water buffalo your's is fast but mine is slow. Oh where do we get them I don't know but everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I took my buffalo to the store got his head stuck in the door. Spilled some lima beans on the floor. Oh, everybody's got a...

Twilight Sparkle/Archabald Asparagus: Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think you're doing!?! You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo?" "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: This has been Silly Songs with Pinkie. Tune in next time to hear Pinkie say:

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo. Yours is pink, but mine is blue. Hers was small but...

Twilight Sparkle/ Archabald Asparagus: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Hairbrush Song

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings, a silly song. Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out:

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where? Is my hairbrush?

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Having heard his cry Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and sligtly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains her composure and reports:

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: I think I saw a hairbrush back there!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Back there, is my Haribrush. Back there, is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh where, back there, oh where, oh where, back there, back there, back there. Is my hairbrush.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrased by the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments:

Applebloom/Junior: Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!

Silly Songs Narrator?Himself: Larry is taken aback. The thought had never accured to him. No hair? What will this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders:

Pinkie Pie/Larry: No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no curly hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where, back there, no curly hair. For my hairbrush.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Having heard her wondering Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses:

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Larry, that old hairbrush of yours. Well, you never use it. You don't really need it. So, well. I'm sorry. I didn't know. But I gave it to the Peach. 'Cause he's got hair.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments:

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Not fair, oh my hairbrush. Not fair, my poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair. My little hairbrush.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's generosity the Peach is thankful.

Gizmo/The Peach: Thanks for the Hairbrush.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. Larry smiles, but still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out:

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Take care of my hairbrush. Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care, take care, nice hair, no fair, take care, take care. Of my hairbrush.

Silly Songs Narrator: The End.

The Dance of the Cucumber

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out to sing a silly song. Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad, "The Dance of the Cucumber" in its original Spanish. Bob the Tomato will translate.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Miren al pepino.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Watch the Cucumber.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Vienen cómo se mueve.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: See how he moves.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Como un león.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Like a lion.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Tras un raton.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Chasing a mouse.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Miren al pepino.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Watch the Cucumber.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Sus suaves movimientos.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Oh, how smooth his motion. Pinkie Pie/Larry: Tal como mantequilla

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Like butter

Pinkie Pie/Larry: En un chango pelon.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: On a... bald monkey

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Miren al pepino

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Watch the cucumber

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Los vegetales

Rainbow Dash/Bob: All the vegetables

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Envidian a su amigo

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Envy their friend

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Como él quieren bialar

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Wishing to dance as he

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Pepino bailarín, pepino bailarín, pepino bailarín

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber

Pinkie Pie/Larry: ¡Baila, baila, ya!

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Dance, dance, yeah!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Miren al tomate

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Look at the tomato

Pinkie Pie/Larry: ¿No es triste?

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Isn't it sad?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: El no puede bailar.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: He can't dance.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: ¡Pobre tomate!

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Poor tomato!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: El deberia poder bailar como el pepino

Rainbow Dash/Bob: He wishes he could dance like the cucumber

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Libre y suavemente.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: free and smooth.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Pero él no puede danzar.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: But he can't ... Okay! Stop the music! What do ya mean I can't dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louie's polka party? Didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: No comprendo.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: "No comprendo"? I'll show you "No comprendo"!

Applebloom/Junior: Applejack! Braeburn! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb!

Braeburn/Dad Asparagus: Okay, Junior. But we'd better hurry--I think the dwarfs have your mother confused with someone else! Say "Peas!"

Applebloom and Pinkie Pie/Junior and Larry: Peas!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Escuchen al pepino

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Listen to the cucumber

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oigan su voz fuerte

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Hear his strong voice

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Como un leon

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Like a lion

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Listo a devorar.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: About to eat.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Escuchen al pepino

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Listen to the cucubmer

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Que dulce as su canto

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Oh, how sweet his voice

Pinkie Pie/Larry: La voz de su garganta parece un triar.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Escuchen al pepino

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Listen to the cucumber

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Los vegetales

Rainbow Dash/Bob: All the vegetables

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Envidian a su amigo

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Envy their friend

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Como él quieren cantar.

Bob: Wishing to sing as he.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber

Pinkie Pie/Larry: ¡Canta, canta, ya!

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Sing, sing, yeah!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Escuchen al tomate

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Listen to the tomato

Pinkie Pie/Larry: ¿No es triste?

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Isn't it sad?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: El no puede cantar.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: He can't sing.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Pobre tomate.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Poor tomato.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: El deberia poder cantar

Rainbow Dash/Bob: He wishes he could sing

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Fuerte y dulce como el pepino

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Strong and sweet like the cucumber

Pinkie PieLarry: Pero no puede...

Rainbow Dash/Bob: But he can't...

Pinkie Pie/Larry: ¡Ni siquiera da un silbido!

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Can't even ... whistle! All right! That's it, Señor! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: ¡Adios, amigos!

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ...

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Bob is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!

I Love my Lips

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show when Larry comes out and sings a Silly Song. One day, while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts one of his deepest fears...

PInkie Pie/Larry: If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south, that'd be too bad. I'd be so sad.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: I see. That'd be too bad? You'd be so sad?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: That'd be too bad.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: Alright-y!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: If my lips said "Adios! I don't like you. I think you're gross." That'd be too bad. I might get mad.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: Hmm, that'd be too bad? You might get mad?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: That'd be too bad.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: Fascinating.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess and took my tooth that'd be too bad. I'd call my dad.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: Oh, dear. That'd be too bad? You'd call your dad?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: That'd be too bad.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: Hold it! Did you say your father? (Larry nods) Facinating! So what you're saying is, if your lips left you...?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my dad. That'd be too bad.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: That'd be too bad?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: That'd be too bad.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: Why?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: 'Cause I love my lips! Be-de-be-bap bop be-de-bap-boo ee-be-dap-bop boop-ba-da-ba-bow yaba-dab-bop ba-de-ba-da-boom bom be-da-ba-ba-buh-dow yaba-dab-dab bbbrbbrbrrbrbbrum ebahdebayabagabbear bealllabealblllebleeallelallell bum.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: Oh my. This is more serious than I thought. Larry, what do you see here? (Rorsharch test)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Um, that looks like a lip.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: What about this?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: It's a lip!

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: And this?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip. It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip. It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip. Liiiiiiiiiips! Lip, lip, lip.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: Larry, tell me about your childhood.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: When I was just two years old, I left my lips out in the cold and they turned blue. What could I do?

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: Oh dear. They turned blue, what could you do?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, they turned blue.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: I see.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss my Great Aunt Ruth. She had a beard and it felt weird.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: She had a beard.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: Oh...

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee, right on the lip. And we couldn't even talk to eachother until the fifth week 'cause both of our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish, and I only knew like, three words in Polish, except now, I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip. "Usta!"

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: Your friends all laughed. Usta. How do you spell that?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I don't know.

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: So what you're saying is, that when you were young...

Pinkie Pie/Larry: They turned blue. What could I do? She had a beard and it felt weird. My friends all laughed... Usta!

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald: I'm confused.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I love my lips! Be-de-be-bap bop be-de-bap-boo ee-be-dap-bop boop-ba-da-ba-bow yaba-dab-bop ba-de-ba-da-boom bom be-da-ba-ba-buh-dow yaba-dab-dab

Twilight Sparkle/Dr Archibald: (while Larry is singing) Uh, Larry. Larry, wait Larry. Larry, I've got enough.thank you. Larry. Excuse me! Larry. Larry!

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry say:

PInkie Pie/Larry: Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?

Twilight Sparkle/Dr. Archibald. Oh look at the time!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oooooooooh...

Oh Santa

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings, a silly song. It's Christmas Eve, and Larry is anxiously awaiting the arrival of Santa Claus with a plate of cookies.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, Santa, I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come and I've got cookies. Three yummy cookies. Just for you for when you come. Oh me, for you for when you come, because it's Christmas. (the door is knocked on three times) Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me?

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Larry is surprised to be greeted not by Santa, but a crafty bank robber.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Who are you?

Flam/Scallion #1: I'm a bank robber! And I've come to rob your bank. Oh, yes! I've come to rob your bank, and I've come to take your dimes and swipe your nickels. So stand back, step aside you silly pickle! And let me in.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of Christmas, Larry makes an offering.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I'm not a banker, I have no bank, my robbing friend, but I have cookies, three yummy cookies. And I don't have nickels, but please take this, my robbing friend. Eat one of these, my robbing friend. They are for Santa, but you may have one.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: The bank robber is truly touched by Larry's good will but Larry, although momentarily distracted, is still excited about seeing Santa.

(Larry and Scallion #1 sing simultainiously)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, Santa, I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come, and I've got cookies. Two yummy cookies. Just for you for when you come, oh me, for you for when you come.

Flam/Scallion #1: I'm a robber! I came to rob your bank, oh yes! I came to rob your bank. You shared a cookie. A yummy cookie. Though I'd love to take your dimes, perhaps another time.

Pinkie Pie/Larry and Flam/Scallion#1: Because it's Christmas.

(Three more knocks on the door)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me?

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Once again, it is not Santa who has come to Larry's door, but this time a savage Norseman.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Who are you?

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: I'm a viking! And I've come to take your land, oh yes! I've come to take your land. And I've come to burn your crops and steal your horses. And I've come to step on your chickens. And soil your quilts! Oy, oy.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Although frightened by the intruder, in the spirit of Christmas Larry makes an offering.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I don't have land, I don't have crops, my viking friend, but I have cookies. Two yummy cookies. And I don't have horses, but please take this, my viking friend. Eat one of these, my viking friend. They are for Santa, but you may have one.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: The viking is also touched by Larry's good will, but Larry's thoughts are still with Santa.

(Larry and Pa Grape sing simultainiously)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, Santa, I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come, I've got a cookie. A yummy cookie. Just for you for when you come, oh me, for you for when you come.

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: I'm a viking! I came to take your land, oh yes! I came to take your land. You shared a cookie. A yummy cookie. Though I'd love to soil your quilts, I don't think that I wilt.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, and Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: Because it's Christmas.

(Three more knocks on the door)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Could that be Santa? Could that be him? Could it be the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me!

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Larry is greeted now by an agent of the Internal Revenue Service.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Who are you?

Gizmo/The Peach: I'm from the IRS. And I've come to tax your- (Larry shuts the door)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, Santa, I can't wait for you to come, I just can't wait for you to come.

(Bob pops out of the chimney)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: It's finally Santa! It's finally him! At last the one who brings presents for a cucumber like me, a good cucumber like me!

Rainbow Dash/Bob: I'm Santa, and I've come to bring you gifts, oh yes! I've come to bring you gifts. And I've come to stuff your stockings, oh ho ho ho. And I've come to jiggle my belly, and wiggle my nose. (Spoken to Pa Grape and Scallion #1) Hey, wait a minute. Isn't that my belt? And what are you doing with my hat? So you're the ones!

Flam/Scallion #1: Wait a minute, I can explain!

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: We've changed!

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Nobody messes with Santa, you know that, don't you? You've been very naughty and I've got a list!

(Bob chases Scallion #1 and Pa Grape out the door)

(The Peach enters)

Gizmo/The Peach: Did you claim that? (Larry shakes his head, and the Peach takes the cookie and exits.)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Merry....Christmas!

The Pirates Who Don't do Anything:

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the imfamous gang of scallywags: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt, and Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. We just stay at home and lie around and if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you-

Pinkie Pie/Larry: We don't do anything!

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: Well I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver. And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul. And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa and I've never been to Boston in the Fall.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt, and Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. We just stay at home and lie around and if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you-

Trixie/Mr. Lunt: We don't do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poopdeck. And I never veer to starboard cause I never sail at all. And I've never walked the gangplank and I've never owned a parrot and I've never been to Boston in the Fall.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt, and Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: 'Cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. We just stay at home and lie around, and if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall. And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice and I've never been to Boston in the Fall.

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: Huh? What are you talkin' about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Hey, that's right. We're supposed to sing about piratey things.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh.

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: I think you look like Captain Crunch.

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: Huh? No I don't.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Do too.

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: Do not!

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: You're making me hungry.

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: That's it. You're walking the plank.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Says who?

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: Says the Cap'n! That's who!

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Oh yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch! Hee hee hee hee!

Derpy HoovesPa Grape: Aaaargh!

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Yikes!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball. And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings.

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: You just don't get it.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt, and Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: And we've never been to Boston in the Fall!

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: Pass the chips. Who's got the remote?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Here it is!

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Time for Geraldo.

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: It's definitely time for Wapner.

Trixie LulamoonMr. Lunt: Oh, I don't like this show.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Hey look, I found a quarter!

Song of the Cebu

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Larry the Cucumber presents in a sequential image stereophonic multimedia event: The Song of the Cebu.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Cebu! This is a song about a boy. A song a little boy and his cebu. A song about a little boy and his three cebu. The little boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu, and a mute cebu. And also a hippo. Um. Um, this is me at the airport. This is my Aunt Ruth. This is me at a bullfight. (music stops) This is me fighting the bull!

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: Ooooooh!

Larry: This is me and the bull.

Jerry, Jimmy, and Junior: Aaaaah!

Larry: This is me and the bull and I think that's the bull's cousin. He's a cebu. (music begins) Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: Hold it! (music stops) You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide projector and a bedsheet! And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: It's kinda like a cow. See?

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: Cebu!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Boy is riding with cebu.

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: Boy is riding with cebu.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Into town in his canoe.

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: Into town in his canoe.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Sick cebu is rowing, and sneezing, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achomoomoomoomoo!

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: Achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo achoomoomoomoomoo!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Hippo chewing on bamboo.

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: Hippo chewing on bamboo.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Can't see boy and three cebu.

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: Can't see boy and three cebu.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Sad cebu is rowing and crying boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoomoomoo!

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: Boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoo boohoomoomoomoomoo!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Cebu!

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: Cebu!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Cebu!

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and ApplebloomJunior: Cebu! Achoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, achoomoomoo, boohoomoomoo, cebu!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Hippo seen by mute cebu.

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: Hippo seen by mute cebu.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Tries to tell the other two.

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: Tries to tell the other two.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Mute cebu is waving and grunting, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm!

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Uh oh.

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: Wait! What happens next?!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Um... (music ends)

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers?! Is the boy injured?!? Why is the sad cebu sad?!? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?!?!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh wow.

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: Ooooooooo!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Forgot about that one. There's me and that bull again.

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: You can't just start a song and then just leave it hanging like that! You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite disappointing. I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh look! A cebu! (music starts) Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: Cebu! Pinkie Pie/Larry: No wait, (music stops) that's a waterbuffalo.Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: No more song about cebu. Need another verse or two. Audience is standing and leaving, byebyemoomoo, byebyemoomoo, byebyemoomoo, byebyemoomoomoomoo.

Bon Bon/Jimmy: I want my money back.

Lyra Heartstrings/Jerry: Yeah, that'd be good.

His Cheeseburger

Silly Songs Narrator/HImself: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: Just a moment! Wait! Stop talking! Excuse me, I have an announcement. Ahem. Because the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the previous Silly Song, management has decided, to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several songs were screened and we chose one, based on the applicants sense of artistry and all around propriety. Thank you.

PInkie Pie/Larry: So what are you saying?

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: I'm saying that Silly Songs is cancelled until further notice.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh yeah? Well then, how am I supposed to get out of this bear trap?

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: I'm sure you'll figure something out.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: He said to her I’d like a cheeseburger.

And I might like a milkshake as well.

She said to him, "I can’t give you either."

And he said, "Isn’t this Burger Bell?"

She said, "Yes it is, but we’re closed now, but we open tomorrow at ten."

He said, "I am extremely hungry, but I guess I can wait until then."

'Cause you’re his cheeseburger. His yummy cheeseburger.

He’ll wait for you. Yeah! He’ll wait for you. Oh, you are his cheeseburger. His tasty cheeseburger. He’ll wait for you.

Oh, he will wait for you.

He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise.

He may have dozed off once or twice.

When he spotted a billboard for Denny’s, bacon and eggs for half price!

How could he resist such an offer? He really needed something to munch.

Cheeseburger, please do not get angry. He’ll eat and be back here for lunch!

'Cause you’re his cheeseburger. His precious cheeseburger.

Be back for you. He’ll be back for you.

Won’t be so long, cheeseburger. Oh, lovely cheeseburger. Be back for you.

Oh, he’ll be back for you.

'Cause he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart.

And there’s nothing gonna tear you two apart.

And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese

He would get down on his hands and knees.

To see if someone accidently dropped some cheese in the dirt.

And he would wash it off for you. Wipe it off for you. Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!

You are his cheeseburger!

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: I thought you were going to sing about growing up in Connecticut!

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: This has been Love Songs with Mr. Lunt. Tune in next time to hear Mr. Lunt say...

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: I grew up in New Jersey.

The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps

Quartet: Hm, hm, hm, hm. There lived a man so long ago his memory's but faint. Was not admired. Did not inspire like president, or saint. Yet people came from far and near with their afflicted pets. For a special cure, they knew for sure, wouldn't come from other vets. Woooah-ooh...

Pinkie Pie/Larry: This is a song, for your poor sick penguin. He has a fever and his toes are blue. But if I sing to your poor sick penguin, he will feel better, in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-eee-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo.Ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de ya-de-doo!

(Penguin spits out thermometer)

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: (to Junior) He's gone a little loopy, in case you hadn't heard. Here's a couple penicillin for your sickly, arctic bird.

Quartet: Mm, mm, mmmmmm... No sceptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut, the wondrous deeds that went on in that little alpine hut. Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps. For the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps. Woooahh-ooh...

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: Good news on the penguin, doc! He's up and kickin'.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: This is a song, for your pregnant kitty. She's looking nauseous and a week past due, but if I sing to your pregnant kitty, she will feel better in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-ye-dee yodel-eee-ooo.Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-aye-hoo. Yada-yada yada-yada ya-ga-doo!

Kitty: Hiss!

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: (to Bob) Jump in your car, dive into the city, buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty. (hands Bob a coupon for milk)

Quartet: The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day, when the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay. The doctor pondered this a while, sat back and scratched his scalp. Then said:

Pinkie Pie/Larry: No way, Jose!

Quartet: To the nurse of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps. Woooah-ohh...

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: Good news on the kitty doc. She's feelin' great. Six kittens, named one after you.

Bear: Rawr!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: This is a song, for your bear-trapped teddy. He looks uncomfy, think I'd be too. But if I sing to your bear-trapped teddy, he will feel better in a day or two. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee o-layhee oly-ooo. Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo. Yodel-leh-hee yaba-daba daba-doo!

Bear: Rawr! Rawr-ah-ar-ah.

Derpy Hooves/Pa Grape: Oh yeah. That'll work. He's good.

Bear: (Roaring continually through backround)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo! No, wait! This should work! Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo yodel-leh-hoo! Ooo! Yodel-hoo!

Quartet: Mm, mm, mm, mmm... Now the moral of our story, it's the point we hope we've made: When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: (being chased by the bear) Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! Yodel odle odle aye de aye de ooo-ooo-ooo!

Quartet: Wooah! Some would stand in silence, while some just scratched their scalps, for the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: (still running from the bear) Yodel-hoo!

Endangered Love

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings, a silly song. We join Larry as he follows the tragic saga of Barbara Manatee in the day time drama, Endangered Love.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Barbara Manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, Manatee.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: You are the one for me.

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Sent from up above.

Backup Singers: Up above, up above.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: You are the one I love.

Backup Singers: Barbara, oh Barbara.

Bill: Please don't cry Barbara. You're a nice manatee. You've been so good to me. But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all, and you can't come because you don't speak French. Au revoir!

Barbara Manatee: But if you leave, Bill. Who will take me to the ball? Who's going to take me to the ball, Bill? I have a new dress and shoes, and new manatee lipstick! Who will take me to the ball?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: (Jumps off couch) I'll take you to the ball, Barbara Manatee!

Barbara Manatee: Please don't go.

Bill: I must.

Barbara Manatee: Don't go.

Bill: I must.

Barbara Manatee: Don't.

Bill: Must!

Barbara Manatee: Don't, don't!

Bill: Must, must!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Barbara Manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, Manatee.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: You are the one for me.

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Sent from up above.

Backup Singers: Manatee from heaven.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: You are the one I love.

(Larry dances the tango with his stuffed Barbara Manatee)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Barbara Manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, Manatee.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I'll be your mon ami.

Backup Singers: Mon ami, mon ami.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I'll take you to the ball.

Backup Singers: To the ball, to the ball.

PInkie Pie/Larry: I hope you're not too tall.

Backup Singers: You might have trouble dancing.

Barbara Manatee: Bill, I've learned French.

Bill: You have?

Barbara Manatee: Mais oui, je suis manatee. See?

Bill: Oui, oui, mon amie. I always knew you could. I really hoped you would. Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?

Barbara Manatee: Yes. But first, Bill. Will you take me to the ball? Oh, Bill. Will you take me to the ball?

Bill: I can't dance.

Barbara Manatee: You can't?

Bill: No.

Barbara Manatee: I must go!

Bill: Please don't go.

Barbara Manatee: I must.

Bill: Don't go.

Barbara Manatee: I must.

Bill: Don't.

Barbara Manatee: Must!

Bill: Don't, don't!

Barbara Manatee: Must, must!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Barbara Manatee.

Backup Singers: Manatee, Manatee.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: You are the one-

(Larry is interrupted by Bob opening the door.)

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Larry, what are you doing?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Just, watching a little TV, Bob.

Rainbow Dash/Bob: Well, maybe you should read a book.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Yeah. Okay.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Bill say:

Bill: Barbara! I’ve learned to dance!

Barbara: Oh, Bill.

Lost Puppies

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: Puppies are cuddly, puppies are cute

They're never nasty or meanI'd give a home to all the lost puppies if ever one day I were queen!

Puppies, puppies, bouncing happy puppies

Puppies, puppies of love

Puppies, puppies, tender puppy puppies

Lost puppies, I love you, love, love

Puppies are cuddly, puppies are cute

They're never nasty or mean

I'd give a home to all the lost puppies if ever one day I were queeeeeeeeeeeen!

Arf!

Larry's High Silk Hat

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show...

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: Stop! Stop! Don't even think about it! As if Omelet wasn't bad enough. Ahem. Phillipe? Jean Claude?

Snips/Phillipe, and Snails/Jean Claude: Oui, oui!

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: And now it is time for Classy Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a classy song. One day while he was waiting for the trolley, He had a hat.

Larry: My high silk hat.

Archibald: He wore it high upon his head so proudly, a beautiful hat.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: My high silk hat.

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: A hat like this just makes him feel so grandly, now fancy this and fancy that.

The splendor of his hat in all its majesty.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Like a king in a royal cap. I feel so swell and handsome in my hat. I bet that others wish they had in fact.

Pinkie Pie/Larry and Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: A hat as this a hat as that. A hat so fine. A high silk hat.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, Mr. Art Bigotti, now what do you think of that?

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: Now his hat was not all he wore so proudly, I must in fact. Share more than that. For upon his lap there sat a treat so fondly of chocolate this.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: And chocolate that.

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: Deliciousness that makes me feel so dandy,

A chocolate bliss.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: A chocolate snack.

Chorus: Confections such as these are more than candy somewhat like life.

A box of that.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I have my chocolate placed upon my lap.

I feel so good you just cannot top that.

PInkie Pie/Larry and Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: I have my snack a chocolate pack of chocolate this

And chocolate that.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, golly Mr. Nezzer, now do you think of that?

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: Now time was passing and the sun grew hotter, upon his hat.

Chorus: And his chocolate snack.

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: So beneath his hat he thought and pondered.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: What should I do to save my hat?

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: He thought and contemplated as he perspired beneath his hat.

Chorus: Upon his hat.

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: He feared his chocolate treats would soon retire into a pool.

Chorus: A chocolate vat.

Larry: I won't feel grand if I take off my hat. The sun's getting hot and my hat just might go flat. My hat, it might go flat and my sweets will melt like that. Oh, hurry Mr. Trolley before my dapperness goes flat.

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: He decided to forego his looks so dashing, to save his hat.

Snails/Jean Claude: And little snack.

Twilight Sparkle/Archibald: So he placed the treats upon the seat beside him.

Discord/Mr. Nezzer: And put his hat on top of that.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, please. Don't anybody sit close to me upon my hat. I ask if all of you could be so kindly and just stand back away from my snack. A great big squash upon my hat. A great big squash just squished my hat real flat. He squashed my hat he made it flat he squished my snack. Oh, what of that. Oh, tell me anybody now what do you think of that?

Chorus: A great big squash just sat upon his hat. A great big enormous squash squished his hat real flat. He squished his hat he made it flat he squished his snack. Oh, what of that.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, golly. Uh... What's your name?

Flam/Scallion #1: They've never given me a name. I've been around since show one and I still don't have a name.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Now what do you think of that.

Do the Moo Shoo

Both: Chicken!

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Kung pao.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Chicken!

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Mongolian.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Chicken!

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Sweet and sour.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Chicken!

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Cashew.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Chicken!

Both: Do the moo shoo! Moo shoo-shoo, moo-moo shoo moo-moo shoo. Moo-moo shoo, moo-moo moo-moo shoo-shoo.

Voice: Do the moo shoo.

Both: Pork!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Mandarin.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Pork!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Barbequed.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Pork!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Sweet and sour.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Pork!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Spicy shredded.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Pork!

Voice: Pork!

Both: Do the tofu! To fu fu, t-to to tofu fu, fo fo tu, n to to t'fu fo-

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Stop! (spoken) Break a fortune cookie!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: (reading) Beware of grape with wooden mallet.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Ain't that the truth.

Belly Button

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Hi everyone. This is Larry. Normally, this would be the time when the narrator comes on and says, "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song." But... I've been thinking and talking with the guys.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: And we've decided it's time to broaden our scope, artistically.

Bon Bon/Jimmy: Yeah! We're artists!

Applebloom/Junior: Word up!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: There's a time to be silly and there's a time to be serious.

Trixie LulamoonMr. Lunt: A time to open up your heart.

Bon Bon/Jimmy: And show how you feel... Artistically.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: 'Cause we all have something to share. Baby, I know your eyes see right through my disguise.

Pinkie Pie/Larry and Bon Bon/Jimmy: And no one can deny.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Baby, that I'm the one who's love is no surprise.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: And he can't tell you no lie.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: But there's a secret I've been hiding I can't keep it no more.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Baby.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: He needs to tell you something.

Mr. Lunt: I don't got a belly button. No belly button. Oh, I need to tell you something.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, Applebloom/Junior and Trixie/Mr. Lunt: Have you figured out? He don't got a belly button. Belly button, no! Oh, no, no!

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Baby, please don't squeal just tell me how you feel.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: 'Cause his love is for real.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: And if you went away my heart would never heal.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, and Applebloom/Junior: So to you he appeals.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: There's something missing in my middle and it's hard to ignore.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Baby.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: He needs to tell you something.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: I don't got a belly button. No belly button. Oh, I need to tell you something.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimny and Applebloom/Junior: Have you figured out? He don't got a belly button.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, Applebloom/Junior and Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Belly button, no! Oh, no, no!

Spike/Khalil: Belly button.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: Uh-uh.

Spike/Khalil: Belly button.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: Uh-uh.

Spike/Khalil: You say you're belly button's missing there's no reason for alarm. It's a common thing for gourds.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, Applebloom/Junior and Spike/Khalil: It won't do you any harm.

Spike/Khalil: You're technically a fruit and with that much being said your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head. You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you have to know. It'd be covered by your shirt but not your HMO.

Marez/Boyz: Belly button.

Nurse Redheart/Nurse: Uh-uh.

Marez/Boyz: Belly button.

Nurse: Uh-uh.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: A stylish something absent from my midriff's decor.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Baby.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: He needs to tell you something.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: I don't got a belly button. No belly button. Oh, I need to tell you something.

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy and Applebloom/Junior: Have you figured out? He don't got a belly button. Belly button, no! Oh, no, no!

Pinkie Pie/Larry, Bon Bon/Jimmy, Applebloom/Junior and Mr. Lunt: No belly button.

Trixie Lulamoon/Mr. Lunt: Do I at least get a lollipop?

Sports Utility Vehicle

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I like your car.

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: I like yours too

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Is it a Jeep?

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: A Subaru!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I like your tires.

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: You've got nice chrome.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: A trailer hitch?

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: Left mine at home.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, your suspension it suspends me over heights I've never known.

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: And your roll bar is to die for, by the way, I like your chrome.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: You already said that.

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: Did I?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Yeah.

Miss Achmetha: Oh.

Both: Oh-oh, you and me in our sport utility vehicles, cruisin' to 7-11 for a bag of Frito Lays! Oh-oh, you and me in our sport utility vehicles! We'll slam into four-wheel drive and pick up a dozen eggs!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: And if there ever was a snow, you know!

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: A really, really, deep snow!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: And if everyone was stuck but us!

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: We'd be the ones not stuck!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Then we could be the heroes!

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: Oh, we could be the heroes!

Both: Yeah, we would be the heroes!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: And we'd push them and pull them!

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: Push them and pull them!

Both: Push them and pull them right out of the snow!

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: I like your car.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I like yours too.

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: Periwinkle?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: It's baby blue.

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: How's it handle?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Like a dream!

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: How about coffee?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: And then ice cream!

Both: Oh-oh, you and me in our sport utility vehicles, cruisin' to Dunkin Donuts for a cup of steamin' joe! Oh-oh, you and me in our sport utility vehicles! We'll slam into four-wheel drive for a scoop of rocky road!

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: And if we ever go camping, you know!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Never been, but one day I'll go!

Prim HemlineMiss Achmetha: And we find a ranger stuck in a ditch!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: A nice ranger in a deep ditch!

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: Then we could be the heroes!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Oh, we could be the heroes!

Both: Yeah we would be the heroes!

Prim Hemline/Miss Achmetha: And we'd push him and pull him!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Push him and pull him!

Both: Push him and pull him right out of that ditch!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I like your car.

Prim HemlineMiss Achmetha: I like yours too.

Prim Hemline/Larry: Is it a Jeep?

Both: It's my Sport Utility Vehicle.

Schoolhouse Polka

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now its time for Schoolhouse Polka with Larry. The part of the show were Larry comes out and sings a schoolhouse polka.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Whether, whether, whether, whether, whether you like it or not.

Weather, weather, weather, weather, weather is cold, warm and hot.

Two, two, two, two, two of my favorite toys.

I'm bringing to, to, to, to, a place the first one enjoys. And I like it too.

Homophones! Homophones! Where the crews come cruising down the plane.

Homophones! Homophones! I need my kneaded biscuits plain!

I know a pear, pear, pear, pear with a pair of really soft shoes.

He wears 'em to pare, pare, pare, pare bushes that easily bruise.

I planted rows, rows, rows, rows of a horribly bad smelling rose

Now no one knows, knows, knows, knows if the scent will be leaving my nose, but most likely no.

Homophones! Homophones! Where the toads are towed out on the plane.

Homophones! Homophones! I need my kneaded biscuits plain!

(Accordion Solo)

Whether, whether, whether, whether, whether you like it or not.

Weather, weather, weather, weather, weather is cold, warm and hot.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: This has been Schoolhouse Polka with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:

Pinkie Pie/Larry: What happened to my preposition

I took it on an expedition

Put it by the thing I keep my fish in

Got infected with a skin condition.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I'm a pronoun, they're a pronoun, he's a pronoun, she's a pronoun, wouldn't you like to be a pronoun too?

Silly Songs Narrator/Narrator: And?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: It was the biggest, bluest, cleanest, brightest, quickest, newest, roundest, nicest, softest, tallest, toughest, lightest, smoothest, kindest, flattest, tightest, most amazing adjective I'd ever seen!

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I'm done.

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: Interjections? Adverbs?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Ahh, no.

Silly Songs Narrato/Himselfr: Alrighty.

The Blues with Larry

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for The Blues with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings the blues.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: (Spoken) Hey, everybody! I'm gonna lay down some blues.

(Sung) All sunshine and roses, no rain came my way. I said, all sunshine and roses, no rain came my way. Mm-mm. My dad bought me ice cream, oh, happy, happy, happy, happy day! Mm hm. I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face. That's right, right on my face. I said, I ate up that ice cream, got some on my face. Got some on the table, oh happy, sticky, happy, sticky, happy, happy, sticky, happy place.

Comet Tail/Blind Lemon Lincoln: (Spoken) Hey man, whatcho doin'? Pinkie Pie/Larry: (Spoken) I'm singin' the blues!Comet Tail/Blind Lemon Lincoln: Aw, man, the blues is for singin' when you feel sad.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: But I don't feel sad.

Comet Tail/Blind Lemon Lincoln: Man, then you got no business singin' the blues. Here, lemme help you out. Take this (hands Larry ice cream).

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Cool! Ice cream! Thanks!

Comet Tail/Blind Lemon Lincoln: Now gimmie back that ice cream. (eats ice cream)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: (Sung) You took my ice cream. You took it from me. You took my ice cream. You took it away from me.

Comet Tail/Blind Lemon Lincoln: (Spoken) Oh yeah! Now you're gettin' it. Now listen up. (harmonica solo)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: (Sung) But I'm still not sad.I'll just have a ... cookie!

Comet Tail/Blind Lemon Lincoln: (Spoken) No, no, no, man! You almost had it. C'mon, like this. (Sung) You took away my ice cream! You took it away from me. My sweet creamy ice cream, I don't care 'bout no cookie. Whoo! (smashes cookie with guitar) (Spoken) Now try it again.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: (Sung) My cookies and ice cream: they both gone away.

Comet Tail/Blind Lemon Lincoln: (Spoken) That's right. Mm hm. Feel it.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: (Sung) But that don't bother me none! I got me my freshly baked... strudel!

Comet Tail/Blind Lemon Lincoln: (Spoken) Wha? Strudel? Man, you can't say strudel in the blues! That don't even rhyme.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: (Spoken) Well, what about... poodle! 'Cause I got a poodle.

Poodle: Arf!

Comet Tail/Blind Lemon Lincoln: Oh, no. Don't tell me you're gonna eat that poodle.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: No, I'm just gonna pet him! Pettin' poodles makes me happy.

Poodle/Itself: Arf arf!

Comet Tail/Blind Lemon Lincoln: Sorry, man. You way too happy to sing the blues. (Exits)

Late Show/Polka Guy: 'Allo! Would you like to polka?

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Sure! (Sung) Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel. Don't got no ice cream, no cookies, no strudel. But I'm yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee yodel-a-dee happy-hoo! Just here with my poodle.

Poodle/Itself: Arf!

Larry: That's right! Oh yeah! I'm yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee, yodel-a-dee happy-hoo! Just me and my poodle.

Poodle/Itself: Arf arf!

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: This has been The Blues with Larry, tune in next time to- oh, never mind. Larry's not likely to be singing the blues again any time soon.

Pizza Angel

Silly Songs Narrator/Himself: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show when Larry comes out & sings a silly song.

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Got the munchies on that fateful night, around 8:00. So I phoned in a pizza for delivery. But I had a feeling that something wasn't right, because I waited for hours. No pizza. (music begins) I set the table with a paper plate. How would I know that it'd be late? It's taken so long, where could it be? Had a thirty minute guarantee!(chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees! You're my number one pie from Sicily! Did it get lost? Did they just forget? Should I have ordered on the internet? Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure. I think my soda's room temperature!(chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! (angels come in)

Angel Chorus: (singing) Come to me!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Tomato sauce & cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!

Angel Chorus: On my knees!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: And don't forget to add my favorite anchovies!

Angel Chorus: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I was concerned for my delivery!

Angel Chorus: Yeah, yeah!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Eight little slices of heaven for me!

Angel Chorus: Yeah!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Can't stop thinking it would make me smile

Angel Chorus: Yeah!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: When I taste my first Chicago style!

Angel Chorus: Yeah!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Going crazy while I pace the floor. Then my heart skipped when I heard the door!(Larry rushes to door) (stops to see droopy flower on table) (lifts flower up) (flower droops down again) (Larry is pretending that he's leaping across heaven)I opened the door in expectation, but it was the saddest sight I ever saw. (Jimmy appears eating) I could still smell the sweet aroma of sweet dish goodness, but the box was empty. (Jimmy opens pizza box) (pizza box is empty) (tear comes out of Larry's eye)

Bon Bon/Jimmy: Your house number was broken, so I couldn't find ya. (door number is 16) (six is upside-down) I-I was getting kinda hungry, so I ate-ate your pizza. (gives Larry pizza box & fixes upside-down six) Uh, sorry about that. You don't need to tip me or anything. (leaves) (music comes back)

Pinkie Pie/Larry: (singing chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! (angel chorus come in)

Angel Chorus: Come to me!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Tomato sauce & cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!

Angel Chorus: On my knees!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: You'll live forever in my memory! Pizza Angel, please come to me!

Angel Chorus: Come to me!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!

Angel Chorus: On my knees!

Pinkie Pie/Larry: I will miss you for eternity! (music ends) I'll never forget you, Pizza Angel.