Sing-Along and Stories (Anime/Thomas Parody)

Sing-Along and Stories is an Anime parody to the Thomas and Friends release of the same title, each composed of seven songs, plus two Season 4 episodes narrated by George Carlin.

Cast

• Ash Ketchum (from Pokemon) as Thomas
• Yuya Sakaki (from Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V) as Henry
• Marcus Damon (from Digimon: Data Squad) as Gordon
• Guren Nash (from Tenkai Knights) as James
• Ritchie (from A Friend In Deed) as Percy
• Kaito Tatsuno (from Dinozaurs) as Toby
• Jenny and Jewels (from Bakugan) as Annie and Clarabel
• Yugi Moto (from Yu-Gi-Oh!) as Sir Topham Hatt
• Mikey (from The Battling Eevee Brothers) as Skarloey
• Timmy (from The Purr-fect Hero) as Rheneas
• Keegan (from The Stolen Stones) as Sir Handel
• Malachi (from Carrying On) as Peter Sam
• Koji (from Good 'Quil Hunting) as Duncan
• Jack Pollockson (from The Art of Pokemon) as Duke
• Miss Dorothy Cooper (from The Riding Hood Warrior) as The Refreshment Lady

Songs and Episodes

1. Ash's Anthem
2. Let's Have A Race
3. Gone Fishing
4. Malachi and Miss Dorothy Cooper
5. Kaito
6. Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover
7. Bulldog
8. The Anime Song
9. Really Useful Trainer

Script

Ash's Anthem

• Children: It's Ash the Pokemon Trainer, hip hip, hip, hip, hooray! Chugga-chugga, chugg, chugg Chuff, chuff, chuff. He rides along the way. And when you hear that whistle, It can only be one train. Our favourite Pokemon trainer, Ash is his name! Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash, we love you. He's a really useful trainer With his heart that's big and strong. He chugga-chugga, chuff-chuffs working hard Helping everyone. Ash, he has lots of friends And you can be one too. Just clap, clap, clap and sing-along Ash, we love you. Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash, we love you. There's Marcus and Yuya, Tyson, Guren and Kaito, Jenny and Jewels...
• Boy: And don't forget Ritchie!
• Children: (singing) Kimba and Sonic, Bowser, Gingka and Heather, Lots more friends for you. He's always up to mischief, That cheeky little train. He chugga-chugga-chuff-chuffs everywhere, He's always playing games. Yugi Moto scolds him, But loves him just the same. Our favourite little trainer, Ash is his name! Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash we love you. Ash Ketchum rolling along, (whistling) All of his friends will be coming along. Ash we love you, Ash we love you, Ash, We love you!

Let's Have A Race

• Children: (singing) A lesson that's worth learning One you never should forget Is the art of friendly rivalry It's not always about winning You must learn that from the start Enjoy yourself remember What counts is taking part. Let's have a race, have a race, have a race Let's see who is the quickest Who can be the fastest On your marks, now get set, go! Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace Let's see if you can catch me Let's see if you can match me so Let's have a race, have a race.
• (Children cheering)
• Children: (singing) Ash challenged Sonic To a friendly race one day The driver said get ready But be careful on the way The friends lined up together Enjoying the fun The stationmaster called out Are you ready to begin. Let's have a race, have a race, have a race Let's see who is the quickest Who can be the fastest On your marks, now get set, go! Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace Let's see if you can catch me Let's see if you can match me so Let's have a race, have a race.
• (Children cheering)
• Children: (singing) Sonic hedgehog was winning He sped along the way Ash tried so hard To catch up on the way Eventually he passed him And Sonic had to say:
• Girl: To pass you on that hill Ash I'd need wings like an airplane.
• Children: (singing) Let's have a race, have a race, have a race Let's see who is the quickest Who can be the fastest On your marks, now get set, go! Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace Let's see if you can catch me Let's see if you can match me so Let's have a race, have a race. Let's have a race, have a race, have a race Let's see who is the quickest Who can be the fastest Ready, set go! Let's set a pace, set a pace, set a pace Let's see if you can catch me Let's see if you can match me so Let's have a race, have a race Let's have a race... Let's have a race... Right now!
• (Children cheering)

Gone Fishing

• Children: Sometimes it's nice to take some time out. Do what you really want to do. Just to relax and let the world fly by you. Forget your worry, no need to hurry. Just leave a sign to say... Gone fishing, gone fishing. It's a sunny old day and you're on your way, Gone fishing. Gone fishing, Gone fishing. It's a sunny old day and you're on your way. Why don't we all go fishing? You drop your line down to the river, Waiting to see what you can find. Whatever life has to offer you. You know you'll take it, stand up and face it, Smiling along the way. Gone fishing, gone fishing. It's a sunny old day and you're on your way, Gone fishing. Gone fishing, Gone fishing. It's a sunny old day and you're on your way. Why don't we all go fishing? There's nothing better on a sunny day, When all your work is done. Throw down your line, settle down. Surprise, surprise, look what you've found. Gone fishing, gone fishing. It's a sunny old day and you're on your way, Gone fishing. Gone fishing, Gone fishing. It's a sunny old day and you're on your way. Why don't we all go fishing? It's a sunny old day and you're on your way... Gone fishing!

Malachi and Miss Dorothy Cooper

• George Carlin: Keegan had been naughty, so Yugi Moto made him stay in his room for a while. Malachi was now busier than ever. He had to do Keegan's as well as his own. He was very excited, and the fireman found him hard to handle.
• Keegan: (grunts) Anyone would think that he wanted to work.
• George Carlin: Said Keegan who was lonely and bored.
• Mikey: All respectable characters do.
• George Carlin: Replied Mikey.
• Mikey: Keep calm, Malachi, and you do well.
• George Carlin: But Malachi was in such of state that he couldn't listen. He collected some coaches and went on his way. But somehow the faster that he wanted to go, the slower the journey became. When Malachi finally fussed through the station, Yuya was already there.
• Yuya: This won't do, youngster.
• George Carlin: Said Yuya.
• Yuya: I can't be kept waiting. If you are late tonight, I'll go off and leave your passengers behind.
• Malachi: Pooh!
• George Carlin: Said Malachi. Secretly, he was a little worried. But not for long. The conductor blew his whistle, and waved his green flag. Malachi puffed happily away, singing a little song.
• Malachi: (singing) I'm Malachi, I'm running this line. I'm Malachi, I'm running this line. What fun it all is.
• George Carlin: He thought as he journeyed along the line. The coaches enjoyed themselves too. They were growing fun of Malachi. Every afternoon, they had to wait an hour at the station by the lake. The stations has a little shops of the refreshments. The conductor, fireman and the guard buy tea and cakes for Miss Cooper. At last, the waiting was over. But Malachi was sizzling with impatience.
• Malachi: Peep peep! Hurry up, please!
• George Carlin: He whistled to the passengers.
• Malachi: How awful.
• George Carlin: He thought.
• Malachi: If we miss Yuya's train.
• George Carlin: The conductor was ready with his flag and whistle. Miss Cooper was making a way to the train. Then it happened. The conductor says that Malachi was too impatient. Malachi says he was sure he heard a whistle, anyway he started.
• Coaches: Stop, stop, stop!
• George Carlin: Wailed the coaches.
• Coaches: You left Miss Cooper behind!
• Malachi: Bother.
• George Carlin: Groaned Malachi.
• Malachi: We're sure to miss Yuya now.
• George Carlin: Miss Cooper climbed aboard and they started again. Malachi didn't sing anymore. Instead he hurried along the line as fast as he feet and his driver would let him. They arrived at the station just in time.
• Malachi: Hurrah!
• George Carlin: Said Malachi. He felt very relief.
• Yuya: Not bad, youngster.
• George Carlin: Said Yuya loftily, but Miss Cooper was still cross.
• Miss Cooper: What do you mean by leaving me behind?
• Malachi: I'm sorry, Miss Cooper.
• George Carlin: Replied Malachi.
• Malachi: But Yuya says he might leave without us.
• George Carlin: Then Miss Cooper laughed.
• Miss Cooper: You silly character! Yuya was teasing you. He wouldn't ever go without his passengers. He's a guaranteed connection.
• (Conductor's whistle blows)
• Malachi: Well!
• George Carlin: Said Malachi.
• Malachi: Where's that Yuya?
• George Carlin: But Yuya had chortled away.

Kaito

• Children: North of the city, there lives a dear old man a big man, Kaito is his name. He's quaint and old fashioned, but careful and wise. His partner is Binka and she's seen better days. His mind keeps returning to the good old days. When they were busy working everyday. But nobody rides with them nowadays. They can't understand why things have changed. Their line is closing down today, forever. Kaito, oh Kaito. What will become of you? The world's much nicer whenever we see you. Kaito, dear Kaito. There's still lots that you can do. Oldies but goldies, we still care about you. All of the children came to say goodbye. They clapped and cheered as Kaito rang his bell, "Bye-bye." Everyone was sad to see them go. Whatever will they do, and where will they go? Suddenly news came to brighten up their day. How Kaito and Binka were needed right away. Yugi Moto had written to say, could they please come and help right away. Now they're part of his family forever. Kaito, oh Kaito. Show them what you can do. The world's much nicer whenever we see you. Kaito, dear Kaito. There's so much to learn from you. Oldies but goldies, we still care about you. Oldies but goldies, we still care for you.

Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover

• Children: Ash first saw Kimba the Lion plowing in a field one day and he said, "My oh my, you do look funny. Where are your wheels, are your wheels, are your wheels? How ever do you move along? You really do look funny." "Don't be so rude", said Kimba the Lion "I don't have wheels like you Because my caterpillar tracks are so much better. And I can go anywhere, anywhere, anywhere I don't need rails like you. One day I will prove it, show you how I do it Then you will understand... That you don't judge a book by its cover Don't make your mind up too soon Things aren't necessarily Always what they appear to be Don't judge a book by its cover Don't make your mind up too soon Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never Never judge a book by its cover Sure enough, one winter's day When the snow lay deep and hard Ash got stuck, he was in trouble And who do you think came along, came along And rescued him that day The snow didn't matter to Kimba the Lion Now Ash understands... That you don't judge a book by its cover Don't make your mind up too soon Things aren't necessarily Always what they appear to be Don't judge a book by its cover Don't make your mind up too soon Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never Never judge a book by its cover. Don't judge a book by its cover Don't make your mind up too soon Things aren't necessarily Always what they appear to be. Don't judge a book by its cover Just remember the rule Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never Never judge a book.... By its cover!

Bulldog

• George Carlin: One morning, Ritchie was impatient. He was wearing a new coat of paint and long for everyone to see it. The other characters were still dozing, but not Ritchie.
• Ritchie: Driver should be here by now. What's he doing?
• Marcus: Sleeping.
• George Carlin: Grunted Marcus.
• Ritchie: But that means I'll be late. The coaches will be waiting and the passengers will get cross.
• Yuya: Rubbish!
• George Carlin: Huffed Yuya.
• Guren: It's still early.
• George Carlin: Added Guren.
• Guren: You just wanna showoff.
• Ricthie: No I don't.
• Ash: Never mind, Ritchie.
• George Carlin: Said Ash.
• Ash: It'll soon be time for work, but be careful, or you might run into danger and Jack is not here to save you.
• Kaito: J-J-Jack?
• George Carlin: Stuttered Kaito.
• Kaito: You mean our hero?
• George Carlin: A large painting of Jack hung on the engine shed.
• Ash: The very same.
• George Carlin: Said Ash.
• Ash: Driver told me the story. Listen.
• George Carlin: And this is the story Ash told them. Long ago, when Malachi was still called ??? and Keegan ???, they worked with Uncle on his own railway, but Keegan still had a lot to learn. The manager came to see him.
• Manager: Keegan, I'm pleased with your work so far. Now you must learn the difficult part of the line. We call it "The Mountain Road".
• George Carlin: Keegan was excited.
• Keegan: Yes please, sir.
• Manager: So tomorrow, when you have a new coat of paint, you will go on it. Jack will explain everything.
• Keegan: Huh!
• George Carlin: Thought Keegan.
• Keegan: Jack's an old fusspot.
• George Carlin: Next day came.
• Jack: Listen.
• George Carlin: Warned Jack.
• Jack: The mountain road is difficult. I'll lead.
• Keegan: No.
• George Carlin: Replied Keegan.
• Keegan: I'll lead. How can I learn the road with you lumbering ahead and blocking the view?
• Jack: Suit yourself.
• George Carlin: Said Jack.
• Jack: But never mind the view. Look at the track.
• George Carlin: The characters set off.
• Jack: Look at the track.
• George Carlin: Puffed Jack/
• Jack: Never mind the view.
• Keegan: Fusspot, fusspot.
• George Carlin: Replied Keegan.
• Keegan: Fuddy-duddy, fuddy-duddy, fuddy-duddy.
• George Carlin: The characters' speed grew slower and slower.
• Keegan: Don't dawdle, don't dawdle!
• George Carlin: Urged Keegan.
• Jack: No hurry, no hurry.
• George Carlin: Puffed Jack. Soon they approach the tunnel. Keegan didn't like the tunnel. It was curved and he couldn't see.
• Keegan: I wanna get out! I wanna get out!
• George Carlin: He sighed. One moment, everything seemed safe. But then suddenly... Keegan was derailed and hung dangerously over the edge. Jack bravely held on with all of his strength.
• Keegan: Stop shaking!
• George Carlin: He called.
• Keegan: I can't hold you if you shake!
• George Carlin: Jack's driver and fireman work quickly to make the two characters safe again. Then came more trouble.
• Fireman: Water!
• George Carlin: Cried Jack's fireman.
• Fireman: Uncle needs water quickly!
• George Carlin: Luckily there was the workers' cottage nearby. Soon everyone was passing jugs, buckets, kettles and saucepans filled with water until Jack's first was quenched. All the while, Uncle was building more strength. At last, when everyone's help, he was able to pull Keegan back on to the rails. Then they started off once more. The manager was waiting at the top station. He apologized with the accident.
• Passengers: Your Jack...
• George Carlin: Said the passengers.
• Passengers: Is a hero! He stern firmed like a bulldog and wouldn't let go.
• George Carlin: Keegan was grateful too.
• Keegan: Thank you for saving me, Uncle. I didn't know you bothered after I've been so rude.
• Jack: Oh well.
• George Carlin: Replied Jack.
• Jack: You just had a new coat of paint. It wouldn't been a pity if you rolled down the mountain and spoiled it.