Sleeping Beauty is the second episode of the fourth season of RS Mr. Conductor the Conductor and Friends, and the eightieth episode overall. It is a parody of the Thomas and Friends episode of the same name.
- RS Mr. Conductor (from Shining Time Station) as Thomas
- Homer (from The Simpsons) as Henry
- Schemer (from Shining Time Station) as James
- Bart (From The Simpsons) as Percy
- Grandpa Dave (from Arthur) as Toby
- Grandpa Abe Simpson (from The Simpsons) as Duke
- Cat (from Little Bear) as Sir Handel/Falcon
- Bear (from Franklin) as Peter Sam/Stuart
- Stu Pickles (from Rugrats) as The Portly Man
- Mayor Adam West (from Family Guy) as Sir Topham Hatt (does not speak)
- Garfield (from Garfield and Friends) as Gordon (cameo)
- Franklin (from Franklin) as Skarloey (cameo)
- Rabbit (from Franklin) as Rheneas (cameo)
- Lazy Luke (from Wacky Races) as Jem Cole (cameo)
- Orson (from Garfield/US Acres) as Farmer Trotter (cameo)
Narrator: "It was a beautiful moonlit night in TV Land. The day's work was done and all the TV Characters puffed safely home."
Bart: "RS Mr. Conductor,"
Narrator: "Whispered Bart."
Bart: "Will you tell us the end of the story?"
RS Mr. Conductor: "You mean the one about Abe Simpson the Lost Man?"
Narrator: "Said Homer."
Narrator: "Added Schemer."
Schemer: "Please remind us of the story so far."
Narrator: "So RS Mr. Conductor began and here is the rest of the story he told."
RS Mr. Conductor: "Abe Simpson was old and lived with two young animals called Bear and Cat. They teased Abe and called him 'Gransimpson', but they were happy together.
Then, their land was closed down and the young animals went away. Abe was left alone in the house. He went to sleep and everything around him changed. But Abe was never forgotten.
Years went by until one day not long ago, visitors came to see Mayor Adam West."
Visitors: "We want to find Abe Simpson."
RS Mr. Conductor: "They said."
Visitors: "And make him happy again."
RS Mr. Conductor: "Maps lay everywhere."
Stu Pickles: "If we follow the old road shown here on the map."
RS Mr. Conductor: "They said."
Stu Pickles: "We'll travel north of the village and then into the mountains. And look. There's the sign for the old station. If Abe's anywhere, he's there."
RS Mr. Conductor: "Everyone set off to the mountains far away.
The days went by, the search grew harder, but the rescuers wouldn't give up."
Rescuers: "Let's go this way."
RS Mr. Conductor: "They said.
But there was still no sign of Abe."
Rescuers: "He's here somewhere."
RS Mr. Conductor: "They said. They scrambled over hills, struggled over ditches.
At last their search ended,
Quite by accident."
Stu Pickles: "We found him! We found our sleeping beauty."
Abe Simpson: "Excuse me?"
RS Mr. Conductor: "Enquired Abe."
Abe Simpson: "Are you a vandal? Driver told me vandals break and smash things."
Rescuers: "Bless you, no."
RS Mr. Conductor: "Laughed the rescuers."
Stu Pickles: "We dropped in because we couldn't find your door. Cat and Bear will be pleased to see you."
Abe Simpson: "So they did remember."
RS Mr. Conductor: "Sighed Abe happily.
Then they all set off for Abe's new home.
Bear and Cat were ready for a big welcome."
Cat and Bear: "He's here."
RS Mr. Conductor: "They whispered."
Cat and Bear: "Sh! Sh!"
Abe Simpson: "You woke me up!"
RS Mr. Conductor: "Grumbled Abe."
Abe Simpson: "In my young days, characters were..."
Bear: "Seen and not heard, Gransimpson, we know."
Cat: "We're all be back at work tomorrow. We're glad you've come back. We can keep you in order now."
Abe Simpson: "Keep me in order? Be off with you! Impertinent scallywags!"
RS Mr. Conductor: "Murmured Abe. But his old eyes twinkled, and for the first time in years, he smiled as he dozed in the sun.
Narrator: "Said RS Mr. Conductor."
RS Mr. Conductor: "Is the whole story. Did you like it?"
Other TV Characters: "Yes indeed."
Narrator: "Agreed the TV characters."
Other TV Characters: "Especially the happy ending."
Narrator: "And soon, they were all asleep too."