Colonel: (voiceover) One day, Snake and Darpa Cheif went to the store, Snake saw a Wario Woods from Super Nintendo, it was crazy.
Snake: Whoa! Darpa, can you see the Wario Woods from SNES? Since I black bandana, okay?
Darpa: Uh...no, Snake! That's the phony!
Snake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I WANNA NOW!
Darpa: Shut up, Snake! Or we gotta go home in Shadow Moses, you hear me?!
Colonel: (voiceover) Aw, poor Snake! You got Snake calling out too late!
(Cut to: Snake and Darpa goes over the toy store)
Snake: Oh, no! It's the Vtech PC Tutor! You want it?
Darpa: No, Snake, he costs of money!
Snake: What the... the... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Darpa: You're right, Snake! I'm gonna get spanking is getting on my nerves!
Snake: (crying) What?! No! Not the spanking!
Colonel: (voiceover) And so, before the police arrived, when Darpa is gone.
Liquid: What is that?!
Snowguard: You are under arrest, bad boy!
Snake: Aaaaaah! You scared me?!
Liquid: Never! I'll gonna give the wrap up the toilet paper.
Snake: (muffled) I'm felling like the mummy! Noooo!
Snowguard: All right, we going out to the dodgeball!
Snake: Yes, you do!
Colonel: (voiceover) Meanwhile, at the dodgeball there are going down to the tarpit.
Snowguard: It's okay, Snake, I'm your friend.
Snake: You wanna flee?
Snowguard: On you count... 1... 2... 3... Charge!
Snowguard: Die, Snake, die!
Snake: No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO!! (falls into the black tarpit) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! (he lands to the tarpit) Owww, he caught me! Tarpits caught me!
Snowguards: YAY! WE DEFEATED SNAKE! HOORAY!
(Cut to: Snake are sleeping in the jail room)
Snake: (opens door) Huh?
Snowguard: Snake, you have 15 days before I change my mind, okay?!
Snake: What?! No! Not the fifteen days!
Snowguard: Oh, yes 15 days!
Snake: Why me? I'm so pretty!
(Snowguard slams the jail door)
Snowguard: (runs and leaving) Good bye, so long, never!
Snake: (cries) I don't wanna go to the store... Never... never...
Colonel: (voiceover) Aw, poor Snake. This is the end of the story, don't we?