Snake: Wha? Wha?! Whaaaaa?!! What am I doing in a box?!
Luigi: Because you are being arrested!
Snake: [cries] NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't believe it, I don't wanna be arrested!
Toadette: Let's drop him off that cliff. Ready? Here it comes!
Snake: I don't wanna be a birthday present, I don't wanna, I don't wanna--! [falls off the cliff, but Snake dying noise] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [Snake crashed into the floor]
Luigi: I think I just crap myself!
Toadette: Yeah, I don't wanna hear about it.
Colonel: [Fade out, the Game Over screen from Metal Gear Solid 1.] Snake! Answer me! Snake! Snake!!
Toadette: [Fade in, back to the video, and begins to cry.] NOOOOOOOOO! I KILLED SNAKE! [hugs her, Luigi] IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Colonel: And so, Luigi, Toadette, Link, Ganondorf, and Meryl watched the 1993 VHS of Aladdin, and the four friends watched TV.
Link and Ganondorf: But, but, but... [crying] WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Zero Suit Samus: [grumbles to himself] Cry, cry, weep, wail and sob! It's disgusting!
Captian Falcon: Zero Suit Samus, stop acting like Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster.