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Snake Throws a Tantrum (Mario/Zelda Crossover)

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Cast

  • Snake
  • Meryl
  • Ganondorf
  • Link
  • Luigi (cameo)
  • Toadette (cameo)
  • Colonel
  • Zero Suit Samus (cameo)
  • Captain Falcon (cameo)

Transcript

  • Colonel: One day, Snake, Meryl, Ganondorf and Link went to the video shop. Snake saw a Namco Museum with the GameCube, he went very crazy.
  • Snake: Can I have this GameCube, guys? That's my very favorite.
  • Meryl: No, Snake!
  • Ganondorf: Never! You have many questions at you!
  • Link: Why?
  • Snake: But, I want it! [cries] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
  • Link: Enough!
  • Meryl: Stop crying, Snake! You will disturb the owner!
  • Snake: I STILL WANT THE HE'LL BE MINE! WAAAAAAAAAHH!!
  • Ganondorf and Link: You must die!
  • Colonel: And so, Snake was dragged out of the shop. The next day...
  • Snake: WOW!! It's a 1993 VHS of Aladdin from the Black Diamond! That's good! Can I have this? Because I really wanna his Aladdin for the 1993 VHS.
  • Meryl: No, Snake! And it's a phony!
  • Ganondorf: Yeah, were right. That's why a VHS really is a phony.
  • Snake: [cries or whimpers] But... but... but... [cry loudly] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
  • Link: Knock it off, Snake!
  • Snake: Oww! That hurt! Aaaaaaaaaaaah! I wanna that videocassette now!
  • Luigi: Hey, what are you doing?!
  • Snake: STOP! I... hate... YOU! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • Toadette: I know, let's put him in a box.
  • Luigi: You're right, Toadette.
  • Snake: Wha? Wha?! Whaaaaa?!! What am I doing in a box?!
  • Luigi: Because you are being arrested!
  • Snake: [cries] NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't believe it, I don't wanna be arrested!
  • Toadette: Let's drop him off that cliff. Ready? Here it comes!
  • Luigi: GO!
  • Snake: I don't wanna be a birthday present, I don't wanna, I don't wanna--! [falls off the cliff, but Snake dying noise] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [Snake crashed into the floor]
  • Luigi: I think I just crap myself!
  • Toadette: Yeah, I don't wanna hear about it.
  • Colonel: [Fade out, the Game Over screen from Metal Gear Solid 1.] Snake! Answer me! Snake! Snake!!
  • Toadette: [Fade in, back to the video, and begins to cry.] NOOOOOOOOO! I KILLED SNAKE! [hugs her, Luigi] IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
  • Colonel: And so, Luigi, Toadette, Link, Ganondorf, and Meryl watched the 1993 VHS of Aladdin, and the four friends watched TV.
  • Link and Ganondorf: But, but, but... [crying] WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  • Zero Suit Samus: [grumbles to himself] Cry, cry, weep, wail and sob! It's disgusting!
  • Captian Falcon: Zero Suit Samus, stop acting like Kirby from The Brave Little Toaster.

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