Sneeze if You Need To is the Silly Song from Kermit and the Amazing Promise
- Sheen Estevez (Jimmy Neutron) as Larry the Cucumber as Doctor
- Jimmy Neutron as Bob the Tomato
- Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory) as Mr. Lunt
- Truffles (Chowder) as Miss Achmetha as Nurse
- Chowder as Dirk Evert
Narator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Sheen, the part of the show where Sheen comes out and sings a silly song. Jimmy Neutron, unable to sneeze visits the Sneeze Doctor.
Jimmy: Please, can someone help me? I need to sneeze.
Dexter: Wait for the Sneeze Doctor. Just take a seat, he'll be right with you.
Sheen: Sneeze if you have to! Sneeze if you need to! Don't hold it in, just be sure that you cover your mouth with a tissue. I will assist you. Sneeze all your troubles away at up to a hundred and fifty miles an hour!
Dexter: Interesting fact: The avarage sneeze travels at a rate of one hundred miles an hour. In 2007 Chowder of Marzipan City clocked in at one-fifty. Way to go, Chowder!
Sheen: I think I have a remedy, perhaps in my potpourri, I bought it from a merchant in Spain! For ultimate sneeze satisfaction try allergic reaction. Take a deep breath, if it helps you can squint at the sun. Or here's some pepper. Let's see, I know! Try this feather! Don't be afraid! Set it free! Let it go! Go! Go go go go!
Dexter: Interesting fact: The photic sneeze reflex, or sneezing when exposed to bright light is a genetic trait found in twenty-five percent of the population. Including Chowder.
Jimmy: Ah, ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah ah ah-ah-ah. Ah-ah-ah ah ah ah-
Dexter: Gesundheit. Which interestingly means "good health" in German.
All: Sneeze if you have to! Sneeze if you need to! ....accidentally sneeze on your neighbor, do them a favor, offer them coffee and something....salt on your french fries soon we will reprise!
Narator: This has been Silly Songs with Sheen. Tune in next time to hear Chowder say:
Dirk: Ich bin ein sneezer!