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Snowboard Muppets is a Muppet Home Video spoof to the Snowboard Kids game. Set in the style of Snowboard Kids 2, it shows Kermit and the rest of the gang joining The Conductors, Team Doki, The stars of Wild Kratts, and a whole variety of YTV Characters.

Info

  • The courses include Sunny Mountain, Turtle Island, Jingle Town, Wendy's House, Linda's Castle, Crazy Jungle, Starlight Highway, Haunted Mansion and Ice Land. Casts from Camp Lakebottom and Supernoobs join.

Cast

  1. Shining Time Station
  2. Doki
  3. Wild Kratts
  4. The Muppets
  5. Pokemon (in the style of the Puzzle League games)
  6. Sonic X
  7. Digimon
  8. Cardcaptors
  9. Kirby! Right Back At Ya
  10. Sailor Moon
  11. Mew Mew Power
  12. Super Pig
  13. Yu-Gi-Oh!
  14. Mega Man: NT Warrior
  15. Magical Doremi
  16. Glitter Force
  17. Samurai Pizza Cats
  18. Star Fox
  19. Flint The Time Detective
  20. Shinzo
  21. Bakugan
  22. Beyblade
  23. DinoZaurs
  24. Medabots
  25. Ultimate Muscle
  26. Mermaid Melody
  27. TMNT 2003
  28. Wedding Peach
  29. Shaman King
  30. The Winx Club
  31. Yo-Kai Watch
  32. Scan2Go
  33. Doraemon: Gadget Cat From The Future
  34. The Red Ribbon
  35. Dinosaur King
  36. Goldfish Warning!
  37. Mucha Lucha
  38. Static Shock
  39. Jackie Chan Adventures
  40. Totally Spies!
  41. Scooby-Doo
  42. Phantom Investigators
  43. Detention
  44. Generation O!
  45. Hoop-a-Joop
  46. Once Upon A Teenage Lifetime
  47. The Susie Feeble Show
  48. Friends Forever
  49. Power Crystal Girls
  50. WarioWare
  51. Tetris Attack
  52. Diddy Kong Racing
  53. Men In Black: The Series
  54. Jumanji
  55. X-Men: Evolution
  56. The Avengers
  57. The Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries
  58. Tom and Jerry Tales
  59. The Misadventures of Malinda Doe
  60. Starlight
  61. Johnny Test
  62. Batman Beyond
  63. Xiaolin Showdown
  64. SWAT Kats
  65. Road Rovers
  66. Waynehead
  67. Ozzy and Drix
  68. Loonatics Unleashed
  69. Turbo FAST
  70. Legend Quest
  71. Dawn of The Croods
  72. Home: Adventures With Tip and Oh
  73. Dragons
  74. All Hail King Julien
  75. The Adventures of Puss In Boots
  76. Buddy Thunderstruck
  77. Kong: King of The Apes
  78. Troll Hunters
  79. The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show
  80. Kulipari
  81. Pac-Man and The Ghostly Adventures
  82. Skylanders Academy
  83. Voltron: Legendary Defender
  84. Spirit Riding Free
  85. Dexter's Laboratory
  86. Ed, Edd N Eddy
  87. Courage The Cowardly Dog
  88. The Powerpuff Girls
  89. Johnny Bravo
  90. Codename: Kids Next Door
  91. Adventure Time
  92. Regular Show
  93. Cow and Chicken
  94. Ben 10
  95. The Secret Saturdays
  96. Generator Rex
  97. The Dork Diaries
  98. Teen Hearts
  99. The Dynamic Girls
  100. Spellcaster High
  101. Mike, Lu and Og
  102. Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
  103. We Bare Bears
  104. The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
  105. Camp Lazlo
  106. My Gym Partner's A Monkey
  107. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  108. Mighty Magiswords
  109. Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
  110. Evil Con Carne
  111. Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?
  112. Time Squad
  113. The New Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
  114. The Replacements
  115. The Emperor's New School
  116. Star vs. The Forces of Evil
  117. Phineas and Ferb
  118. Accidentally Adventures
  119. Gummi Bears
  120. Timon and Pumbaa
  121. Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil
  122. Penn Zero: Part Time Hero
  123. Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
  124. Milo Murphy's Law
  125. Future Worm!
  126. Billy Dilley's Super Duper Subterranean Summer
  127. The 7D
  128. Pickle and Peanut
  129. American Dragon: Jake Long
  130. Dave The Barbarian
  131. Livin' The Life With The Stereotypes
  132. The Adventures of Julie Kane
  133. Rumor Has It
  134. Teamo Supremo
  135. Teacher's Pet
  136. Annie The Smart Female Genius
  137. Jeff and Taylor
  138. Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
  139. The Buzz on Maggie
  140. Zachary and The Vamp
  141. SpongeBob SquarePants
  142. All Grown Up!
  143. CatDog
  144. The Wild Thornberrys
  145. Aaahh Real Monsters
  146. The Ren and Stimpy Show
  147. Hey Arnold!
  148. The Angry Beavers
  149. The Fairly OddParents
  150. T.U.F.F. Puppy
  151. Rocket Power
  152. As Told By Ginger
  153. Danny Phantom
  154. My Life As A Teenage Robot
  155. Chalk Zone
  156. The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
  157. Sanjay and Craig
  158. Monsters vs. Aliens
  159. Rocko's Modern Life
  160. Danielle LaMarche: Time Bomb Girl
  161. Invader Zim
  162. Catscratch
  163. El Tigre
  164. Back At The Barnyard
  165. Fanboy and Chum Chum
  166. The Mighty B!
  167. Life With Loopy
  168. Adriana and Anya
  169. Austin Dallas: Secret Spy Boy
  170. Tak and The Power of Juju
  171. The Loud House
  172. Harvey Beaks
  173. Pig Goat Banana Cricket
  174. The Legend of Korra
  175. The X's
  176. Bunsen Is A Beast
  177. Guardians of The Galaxy
  178. Star Wars Rebels
  179. F-Zero: GP Legend
  180. Biker Mice From Mars
  181. Camp Lakebottom
  182. Super Noobs

Thomas Stories

  1. Cranky Bugs
  2. Horrid Lorry
  3. Gordon and The Gremlin
  4. Double Teething Troubles
  5. Stepney Gets Lost
  6. Busy Going Backwards
  7. The Fogman
  8. Percy and The Haunted Mine
  9. Edward The Really Useful Engine

Music

  1. Muppet Sing-Along theme (the opening theme)
  2. I Get Around (???)
  3. Through The Fire and Flames (???)
  4. Wind It Up (???)
  5. Shaking It Off (covered by Gary, Jody and the Trix)
  6. Supersonic (???)
  7. E.T. (???)
  8. Grim Grinning Ghosts (???)

List of Stages that the Contestants enter

  1. Sunny Mountain (Sakura, Pooh, Todd, Kassie, Janet, Katie, Kuzco and Phineas)
  2. Turtle Island (Dexter, Eddy, Zak, Prohyas, Ben and Rex)
  3. Jingle Town (Kick, Penn, Randy, Milo, and Pickle and Peanut)
  4. Wendy's House (Chloe, Arlene, Mimi and Bonnie)
  5. Linda's Castle (Gary, Brock, Tracey, Cilan, Clemont and Kiawe)
  6. Crazy Jungle (Misty, Mel, Meilin, Penny, Theodora and Lily)
  7. Starlight Highway (Denise, Lucia, Marley and Lorelei)
  8. Haunted Mansion (Ash, Emily, April, Courage, Johnny, Dukey, Scooby and Shaggy)
  9. Ice Land (Raye, Shauna, Corina, Jordan, Yai and Mira)

Trivia

  • Appearances by the cast of The Muppets (with Walter alongside)
  • Kimiko's outfit of the day: from Wu Got The Power.
  • Characters among the list: Di Lung.

Script

  • (We open this crossover with the Muppet Sing-Along theme)
  • Kermit: Come on along we've got some real fun just for you. We'll sing a song I know that you can sing it too. We'll do a dance that'll get you giggly. Kick out a two-step let's get wiggly. I hear the song go ding and so, the time is right to sing a song so join us in our Muppet Sing-Along. We'll tell a story, we'll sing a song. The time is right you can't go wrong if you join us in our Muppet Sing-Along! Shee.
  • (We soon find Doki and the others at Snow Town one morning)
  • Doki: What is this place?
  • Oto: It looks peculiar.
  • Chris: We must be in Snowboard Street.
  • Martin: What else?
  • Ash: I hope no one gets along.
  • Gary: You're right.
  • Helen: Ah wish there was somethin' ta feel mah breeze.
  • Sara: Here come ze Muppets!
  • (Kermit and a whole gang of Muppets appear)
  • Kermit: Greetings, guys!
  • Fozzie: Were you excited for Snowboard Muppets?
  • Marcus: We do!
  • Thomas: It'll be a piece of cake.
  • Gonzo: Good.
  • Miss Piggy: The entrances are right this way!
  • Everyone: Thanks!
  • (As they split up in different courses, Constantine gleefully watches)
  • Constantine: That frog is an impostor, so I'm setting my revenge on those who humiliated me!
  • (At Sunny Mountain, Sakura, Pooh, Todd, Kassie, Janet, Katie, Kuzco and Phineas stop for a picnic)
  • Sakura: Ah, you and I have been in jeans together.
  • Kassie: Matching as always.
  • (At that moment, the cast of Big Bad Beetleborgs arrive)
  • Drew: Good to see you guys.
  • Roland: We've heard about good times.
  • Jo: Wouldn't you all agree?
  • (The Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, we will.
  • Pooh: Why, it's Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3!
  • Todd: How are things?
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Fine by now.
  • Kuzco: Cool!
  • Katie: Do you remind us of Cranky the Crane?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Katie. He had his first day of the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Cranky Bugs starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas and Percy enjoyed working at the docks. They like to see air and the sound of the gulls. But one day, the friends were feeling hot and bothered. A crane was causing trouble. His name was Cranky and this was his first day at the docks.
  • Cranky: You're useless little bugs!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He called from above.
  • Cranky: If you put these freight cars on the inside lines then i wouldn't have so far to travel.
  • Thomas: Rubbish!
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: No crane has ever complained before.
  • Cranky: Well i'm complaining now.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And Cranky banged his load down on the keyside. Later, the two engines met Gordon and James and told them about Cranky.
  • Gordon: Cranes are nearly fairy things they need a lot of attention like me in fact.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • James: You should see the situation from Cranky's point of view.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James.
  • James: He's high up in the air coping with wind, rain and making sun. Then he looks down and sees you two little engines being annoying. No wonder he calls you bugs.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: When Cranky heard that the big engines agreed with him, he grew bossier still.
  • Cranky: Come on, come on. Push those freight cars closer to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But Percy was too upset to concentrate and pushed the freight cars too far. Poor Percy. Then, Cranky played a trick on Thomas.
  • Cranky: Push your freight cars onto the outside line. It's easier for me to load up.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So Thomas did. But Cranky left the load beside the freight cars, not in them.
  • Cranky: You must have known my arm can't reach you there.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Complained Cranky. This mix up caused confusion and delay. Sir Topham Hatt was most upset.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy, this new crane has an important job to do. I have heard that you not been helping him today. You will go to your sheds and consider how you improve yourselves tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Now Thomas and Percy were upset too. That evening, a big storm raged across the island. Cranky and the engines were trapped in the docks.
  • Duck: We're sure to be safe in the sheds.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Duck. But he was wrong. The engines had no idea they were about to be put in danger by an old tramp steamer. It was running out of control and into a ground straight into the sheds.
  • Cranky: (screams)
  • Henry, James, Duck and Gordon: Help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called the engines from inside the shed.
  • Cranky: I can't!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Cranky. When the storm was over, Sir Topham Hatt rushed into the scene of the destruction.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Thomas and Percy will help you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He called to Cranky.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And then you can help the engines.
  • Cranky: Oh, please, hurry!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Cranky.
  • Cranky: And tell them I'm sorry I was rude to them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: So it was you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I know those engines an apology.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thomas and Percy soon came to the rescue. And it wasn't too long before Cranky was upright again and clearing the wreckage. At last, all the engines were free.
  • Gordon: Oh, thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon.
  • Gordon: What would I've done without you?
  • Cranky: Well i had to be rescued before i help you. But I never I would be by a couple of, bu-bu...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cranky was about to say bugs but he quickly corrected himself.
  • Cranky: Uh, small engines thank you. I'll never be rude again. However you two mites are in my way so move over.
  • Percy: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Percy: He's back to bugging us.
  • Thomas: Don't move! You're still attatched to Cranky.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But it was too late. Cranky still looks down at the two little engines. But ever since that stormy night, he never calls them bugs or mights, because he knows they might bite back.
  • (Cranky Bugs ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Cranky made his first visit to Sodor.
  • Sakura: Wow!
  • Pooh: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • Janet: Hey, where's Rocket?
  • Phineas: And Perry?
  • (As the end theme to the first season of Big Bad Beetleborgs plays, we go into a super fast motion scene of Rocket and Perry racing across Sunny Mountain in under 20 minutes. Along the way, they pass several obstacles, such as Scottish Red Squirrels. Eventually, they reach the entrance that leads them both to the Command Center, and when they get inside, Julie, Theresa, and Ann are seen with Alpha, Major Monogram and Zordon)
  • Julie: Oh, it's Rocket Raccoon and Agent P!
  • Theresa: You've surprised us!
  • Ann: We've just received a report that Team Rocket and Friends are taking over the last level.
  • Alpha: Yep.
  • Major Monogram: So be on the lookout and good luck!
  • Zordon: And make sure you're safe, got it?
  • Rocket: (as both he and Perry salute) Roger that!
  • (They both leave the command center)
  • (At Turtle Island, Dexter and his friends are ready to surf)
  • Dexter: As you can see, these boards are for the contest.
  • Eddy: Look, we've got company!
  • (Jojo, Tyrone and Ike Frunkle appear)
  • Jojo: Dexter, you've come to visit us.
  • Tyrone: It's a good thing we're surfing for today.
  • Ike: Wouldn't you all agree?
  • Zak: Ah, we will!
  • Prohyas: Without Vambre, things will go so easy.
  • Ben: Time to go hero!
  • Rex: Right you are!
  • (In a full surfing montage, I Get Around plays)
  • Beach Boys: Round round get around I get around Yeah Get around round round I get around I get around Get around round round I get around From town to town Get around round round I get around I'm a real cool head Get around round round I get around I'm makin' real good bread I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the same old strip I gotta finda new place where the kids are hip My buddies and me are getting real well known Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone I get around Get around round round I get around From town to town Get around round round I get around I'm a real cool head Get around round round I get around I'm makin' real good bread Get around round round I get around I get around Round Get around round round oooo Wah wa ooo Wah wa ooo Wah wa ooo We always take my car cause it's never been beat And we've never missed yet with the girls we meet None of the guys go steady cause it wouldn't be right To leave their best girl home now on Saturday night I get around Get around round round I get around From town to town
    Get around round round I get around I'm a real cool head Get around round round I get around I'm makin' real good bread Get around round round I get around I get around Round Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Round round get around I get around Yeah Get around round round I get around Get around round round I get around Wah wa ooo Get around round round I get around Oooo ooo ooo Get around round round I get around Ahh ooo ooo Get around round round I get around Ahh ooo ooo Get around round round I get around Ahh ooo ooo.
  • (I Get Around ends as the Conductors appear)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Nicely done!
  • Dexter: Thank you, Conductors.
  • Eddy: We've been having a lot of experiences.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: You do.
  • Zak: Everyone knows that, too.
  • Prohyas: Do you remind us of those lorries?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Prohyas. They invaded the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Horrid Lorry starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was a busy time at the docks. All the engines were working hard, pushing and pulling freight cars about. One day, Percy was late. Cranky the Crane was quick to criticize.
  • Cranky: These ships can't be kept waiting. They have important cargo. If they miss the tides, they will be delayed at the docks. You should look up to the ships and show more respect. You are after all only little.
  • Percy: We've got too much work.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Percy.
  • Cranky: Then perhaps a lorry should do the job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was shocked. He told the other engines what Cranky had said.
  • James: Stuff and nonsense!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted James.
  • Henry: We engines rerun this island.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Percy: What if a lorry does arrive?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: I'm afraid he did. Along with two more. Cranky was delighted.
  • Cranky: Hey you down there. Your jobs done now. These lorries are taking over. One of them wants to talk to you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The lorry was very rude.
  • Lorry 2: What's that steaming lump of scrap iron doing here? Be off with you!
  • Percy: Scrap iron? Steaming scrap iron? Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: A little later, Percy met Thomas and James. Another lorry was being rude to them. Then he saw Percy.
  • Lorry 1: Oh, look. It's a little green goblin on wheels. Ha! You'd be scrapped. Just you wait and see.
  • Thomas: Well, bust my boiler. What a horrid lorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Explained Thomas.
  • James: Despicable!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Agreed James. The next engine to meet a lorry was Toby.
  • Lorry 2: Well, well, well. No wonder this railway's a mess. You belong into this museum, not working at the quarry.
  • Toby: I might look old, but I'm really useful.
  • Lorry 2: Useful? Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorry.
  • Lorry 2: Just you toodle off.
  • Toby: Toodle?!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Spluttered Toby.
  • Toby's Driver: Come on, Toby.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Interrupted his driver.
  • Toby's Driver: Don't bother to argue with him. We'll go to the flour mill instead.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But when they arrived at the flour mill, Toby was shocked to see yet another lorry.
  • Toby: What are you doing here?
  • Lorry 3: We three are doing your work now. You're too slow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The foreman spoke to Toby's driver.
  • Foreman: I'm sorry. Times are changing i'm afraid.
  • Toby's Driver: Toby might me old.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied his driver.
  • Toby's Driver: But he's reliable. Come on, Toby. We'll go to the farms. They'll still use us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby trundled sadly away. His railway ran through a narrow gorge. But vehicles had take a steep and dangerous road. When Toby arrived, he saw the lorry from the quarry again. It was loaded with rock.
  • Toby: That lorry's in trouble.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thought Toby. And he was.
  • (Lorry 2 falls down the gorge and towards the ground leaving Toby speechless)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The driver was thrown clear.
  • Driver: Rotten roads.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He muttered. The wrecked lorry was taking to the docks. Percy looked at the lorry.
  • Percy: What's this lump of steaming scrap iron?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He teased.
  • Lorry 2: I'll be back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorry.
  • Lorry 2: So you can wipe that silly smile off your smokebox.
  • Percy: Ha!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy and wheeshed him loudly. Then Butch the breakdown vehicle arrived. He was towing the lorry from the flour mill.
  • Toby's Driver: What happened?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Toby's driver.
  • Cander: He was overloaded with flour.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cander replied.
  • Cander: And he broke down.
  • Toby: Not very useful now are you?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Toby.
  • Lorries: Grr!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied the lorries. Then James whistled excitedly.
  • James: They're bringing in the third lorry on a barge. What happened to that one?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: James asked.
  • Tow Truck Man: Stupid Lorry was reversing and fell straight into the sea.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the Tow Truck Man. Later, Thomas arrived. He looked at the three lorries and laughed.
  • Thomas: Well, well, well. The brothers grimm. Smashed, broken and sunk.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The lorries didn't return, and the engines now work even harder to make sure they never will.
  • (Horrid Lorry ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's why Lorries will be Lorries.
  • Ben: Thank you for hearing that.
  • Rex: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We find Kick, Penn, Randy, Milo, and Pickle and Peanut at Jingle Town)
  • Kick: As you all know, this is how snowmen are built.
  • Penn: Look, we've got company!
  • (Ronaldo arrives with Rippen, Bash and Bradley)
  • Ronaldo: So, we meet again, Kick Buttowski!
  • Rippen: It's about time we're setting a big snow fight.
  • Bash: And for my stepfather Hannibal, he'd love it!
  • Bradley: Are you boys ready to rumble?
  • Randy: You're on!
  • Milo: Diogee will watch us go for a snowball fight.
  • Diogee: Woof!
  • Pickle: And we will be the referees.
  • Peanut: Absolutely.
  • (Soon, the big snow fight has begun)
  • Pickle: Okay, boys. On your marks, get set...
  • (Diogee hits the gong at full force)
  • Peanut: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (As Kick and the others fight each other in a snowball challenge, Through The Fire and Flames plays)
  • Dragonforce: On a cold winter morning In the time before the light In flames of death's eternal reign We ride towards the fight When the darkness has fallen down And the times are tough alright The sound of evil laughter falls Around the world tonight Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel Through the wastelands evermore The scattered souls will feel the hell Bodies wasted on the shores On the blackest plains in Hell's domain We watch them as they go Through the fire and pain and once again we know! So now we fly ever free We're free before the thunderstorm On towards the wilderness Our quest carries on Far beyond the sundown Far beyond the moonlight Deep inside our hearts and all our souls! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on! As the red day is dawning And the lightning cracks the sky They'll raise their hands to the heavens above With resentment in their eyes Running back through the midmorning light there's a burning in my heart we're banished from a time in a fallen land To a life beyond the stars In your darkest dreams see to believe Our destiny is time And endlessly we'll all be free tonight! And on the wings of a dream So far beyond reality All alone in desperation Now the time has gone Lost inside you'll never find Lost within my own mind Day after day this misery must go on! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on! [guitar solo] Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oah,who-o-o-o-oah! Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oa,who-o-o-o-oah! [guitar solo] Now here we stand with their blood on our hands We fought so hard, now can we understand I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can For freedom of every man! So far away we wait for the day For the lives all so wasted and gone We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
  • (Through The Fire and Flames ends as Kick and the others win, just before Kendall, Fiona, Pacifica and Carmen arrive)
  • Kendall: Congratulations, Clarence!
  • Fiona: You've won!
  • Pacifica: That gives a thumbs up for you and your friends!
  • Carmen: And we prove it.
  • Kick: Thanks.
  • (As soon as Ronaldo, Rippen, Bash and Bradley get up from their loss, they see Granny, Miss Haruna, and Miss Kiss-Kill-Ya with the Conductors)
  • Granny: Ronaldo, I am very disappointed in you! It's your fault for losing the fight!
  • Miss Haruna: Everyone in my school doesn't want any of these mere excuses!
  • Miss Kiss-Kill-Ya: So, you and your friends will have to spend a long time in detention for sure!
  • Ronaldo: Yes, but...
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Yes, but nothing!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: That's what happens for behaving badly!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It kinda reminds me of Gordon and a canine experience. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Gordon and The Gremlin starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Early one morning, Gordon's fire would not light.
  • Firelighter: I don't know what's wrong.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed the firelighter.
  • Firelighter: There must be gremlins about.
  • Percy: What are gremlins?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Percy.
  • Thomas: I've heard that they're little green men who play tricks.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas.
  • Percy: Can we find one?
  • James: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said James.
  • James: Gremlins don't exist. They're just an excuse when things go wrong.
  • Thomas: If firelighter says there are gremlins, there are.
  • James: Hah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted James. Sir Topham Hatt had heard everything.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Silence!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I am expecting a VIP, a very important person today. She is heard that all my engines are really useful. Please prove it.
  • Engines: Yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They all said.
  • Percy: As long as the gremlins let us.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What gremlins.
  • Percy: The ones in Gordon's fire, sir, that's why he's not ready yet.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I'll see about that.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Thundered Sir Topham Hatt and he did.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Gordon, I expect you'd be on your best behavior today. You were to pull the special coach from my special visitor. But no high speeds, please, she won't like that.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon was proud and pleased. He was waiting for his special coach when Percy puffed in with some freight cars.
  • Percy: What's the matter, Gordon, you're late.
  • Gordon: Driver says there's gremlins in the turntables.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Gordon.
  • Percy: They must be everywhere!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Squeaked Percy. At last, the turntable was mended and Gordon puffed away with the special coach. He was soon working hard to make up for lost time. After he arrived at the station, Sir Topham Hatt became concerned.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Where's Thomas?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He wondered.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: He's supposed to be bringing my visitor to the docks.
  • Gordon: Hah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Gordon.
  • Gordon: Thomas isn't really useful is he's late.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But it wasn't long before Thomas arrived.
  • Thomas: (pants) I'm sorry. (pants) A cow strayed on the line and we had to wait for the farmer to take her away. But driver says your visitor is here safe and sound.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Indeed she is.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Smiled Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: How nice to see you.
  • Percy: Who is it?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whispered Percy.
  • Thomas: I don't know.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Thomas.
  • Thomas: But Sir Topham Hatt is certainly keen to please her. He's a arranged a special party for her.
  • Percy: She's got a dog as well.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • Gremlin: (barks)
  • Thomas' Driver: Come on, Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the Driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: You need a drink.
  • Gordon: Pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Gordon.
  • Gordon: Thomas is just a lazy little engine. Sir Topham Hatt is expecting me to arrive on time. We're late because of Thomas.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon's driver decided to make up for lost time. Then, there was trouble.
  • Gordon's Driver: I think we better slow down. This is an old line that could make things uncomfortable for the VIP.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And it did. She was taking a bath and the water was slopping all over the place.
  • Dowager Hatt: (groans)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: She cried. Gordon was very relieved to reach his final destination where Thomas was waiting to collect Sir Topham Hatt and his special visitor. He blew an extra long whistle. (Gordon's whistle tooting) This frightened the visitor's dog so much that he fled from the station and ran into a field where a bull was grazing.
  • Bull: (roaring)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The bull frightened the little dog even more. He ran back again onto the platform and over the bridge.
  • Gremlin: (barking)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He didn't stop until he jumped straight into Thomas' cab.
  • Gremlin: (barks)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But he had a wonderful ride all the way to the docks.
  • Thomas' Fireman: What's the dog's name?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked the fireman.
  • Dowager Hatt: Well, after today's events, i think I'll rename him Gremlin.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt chuckled.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: In that case, I've met one at last. Ha ha.
  • Thomas: Excuse me, sir, but who is your very important visitor?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Why didn't i tell you? This lady is my mother and she agrees with me. You are indeed really useful engines and my mother of course is always right. (laughs)
  • (Gordon and The Gremlin ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Gordon found a canine experience.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: We'd better jet.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We find Chloe, Arlene, Mimi and Bonnie at Wendy Lane's House)
  • Chloe: What is this place?
  • Arlene: It looks peculiar.
  • (Wendy Lane arrives)
  • Wendy: Ah, so I've been seeing new visitors.
  • Mimi: We've wanted to do house chores.
  • Bonnie: So we accepted this.
  • Wendy: Good. I knew I can rely on you girls.
  • (In a series of time lapsed chore montages, Wind It Up plays)
  • Gwen Stefani: High on the hill with the lonely goatherd Layee odelayee odelay heehoo Yodel back with the girl and goatherd Layee odelayee odeloh Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh (Yeah) This is the key that makes us wind up When the beat comes on the girls all line up And the boys all look but no they can't touch But the girls want to know why boys like us so much They like the way we dance, they like the way we work They like the way the L.A.M.B. is going cross my shirt They like the way my pants, it compliments my shape (She's crazy, right?) They like the way we react every time we hear the Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! Wind it up! (Come on) Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh You got to let the beat get under your skin You got to open up and let it all in But see, once it gets in, the popping begins Then you'll find out why all the boys stare See? They're trying to bite our style, trying to study our approach They like the way we do it, so original I guess that they are slow, so they should leave the room This beat is for the clubs and cars that go Every time the bass bang realize it calls your name Let the beat wind you up and don't stop till your time is up Get in line now Wind it up! (Whenever you're ready) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodeloh Uh huh, this is your moment Uh huh, come on girl, you know you own it Uh huh, you know your key is still tick tockin' Hell yeah, but you know they're watchin' Get it girl, get it, get it girl Get it girl, get it, get it girl To the front, to the side To the back but don't let him ride Keep goin' girl, it's your night Don't let him steal your light I know he thinks you're fine and stuff But does he know how to wind you up? (Come on) Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up! Yodelay yodelay yodelay, hey.
  • (Wind It Up ends as Chloe and her friends collapse with exhaustion, just before the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: You girls are so tired.
  • Chloe: We do, Conductors!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: This means the whole chores have been done.
  • Arlene: Do you remind us of Bill and Ben?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Arlene. They met a Diesel with teething troubles. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Double Teething Troubles starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Bill and Ben the Tank Engine twins work in the clay mines and quarries near brendam docks. Their work is important but they can be hot and dirty. Sometimes this makes the twins naughty. One morning, they were feeling very naughty indeed.
  • Bill: That's my line of cars!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed Bill.
  • Ben: It's not, it's mine!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Ben.
  • Ben: Yours it's over there.
  • Bill: It's mine!
  • Ben: It's not!
  • Bill: It's mine!
  • Ben: It's not!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Their friend BoCo was worried.
  • BoCo: Stop quarreling you two or the only thing you had left to share is...
  • (Crash)
  • BoCo: Trouble.
  • Bill: Silly!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snapped Bill.
  • Ben: Silly yourself!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Grumbled Ben.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Bill and Ben, behave yourselves.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It's clear to me that we need another engine to help out. There's only one available. He's new and key to make an impression.
  • BoCo: If I were you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whispered BoCo.
  • BoCo: I can back to work right away.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Meanwhile Sir Topham Hatt was having doubts about his own decision.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I hope the new diesel doesn't cause even more confusion. He's bound to have teething troubles.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he was right.
  • Derek: Oh, my grease and oil. I wasn't expecting this hill. Oh, what's that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: BoCo came to the rescue.
  • Derek: Sorry.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the diesel.
  • Derek: I'm all hot and bothered. I've got teething troubles, you know.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The news soon spread.
  • Thomas: Apparently it's teething troubles.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Confided Thomas to Percy.
  • Percy: Hey, you two. This new diesel's got a toothache. Good luck.
  • Bill: Why does Percy want to wish us good luck.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Asked Bill.
  • Ben: Because he knows we'll need it. A diesel with a toothache must be the worst diesel of all.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then their manager spoke to them.
  • Manager: You will take your loads to the docks and rest there tonight. There's a lot of hard work to do tomorrow.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was dark when the twins reached the docks. They left the freight cars by the key and scurried off to the shed.
  • Duck: You two looked glum.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed Duck.
  • Bill: It's the new diesel's fault.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Bill.
  • Bill: He's got a toothache.
  • Duck: He hasn't got a toothache he's got teething troubles. That means he's new and this causes some problems. In his case it's his cooling system.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Next morning, the twins heard an unfamiliar whistle.
  • Bill and Ben: Oh, no! It's the new Diesel!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And it was.
  • Derek: Hello. I'll sort this train out. You take the front and I'll push 'em behind. Ha, ha. What fun.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: All went well as they set off. Then they came to a hill.
  • Bill: Come on, come on! Push harder, you silly diesel!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted Bill. But the diesel couldn't push any harder.
  • Derek: I'm overheating again.
  • Bill: Oh, pah!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Snorted Bill.
  • Driver: You know what?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sighed the driver.
  • Driver: Let's try and finish the journey anyway. It means we'll have to pull the diesel as well. Can you do it twins?
  • Bill and Ben: We'll try.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And sure enough they could. That night, Sir Topham Hatt came to see them.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Well done, Bill and Ben. I sent the new diesel back to the works. Can you manage alone?
  • Bill and Ben: Oh, yes sir.
  • Bill: BoCo.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whispered Bill.
  • Bill: I'm sorry we were rude to you.
  • Ben: And...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Added Ben.
  • Ben: The new diesel was really quite friendly.
  • Duck: And you know what friends do?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Murmured Duck.
  • Bill and Ben: Know what?
  • Duck: They always say good night to each other.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And so they did, but they still chattered about the diesel and his teething troubles all night long.
  • (Double Teething Troubles ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Bill and Ben learned their lesson.
  • Mimi: Great.
  • Bonnie: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (At Linda Matlinie's castle, Gary, Brock, Tracey, Cilan, Clemont, and Kiawe visit Linda)
  • Gary: Happy birthday, Linda.
  • Linda: Ah, thank you, Gary!
  • (Jody Priscilla and the Trix appear)
  • Jody: What a surprise.
  • Icy: It's been years since we've done it.
  • Darcy: And we prove this.
  • Stormy: Uh huh.
  • Brock: (blushing with glee) It's Jody Priscilla!
  • Jody: Brock?
  • Brock: (grabbing Jodie's hands) Your heels look popular! Can I date you?
  • Jody: Well, I...
  • (Clemont soon pulls Brock by his ear with a robotic hand coming out of his backpack)
  • Brock: YOW! Not the ear!
  • Clemont: Brock, for the thousandth time, I told you not to fall for Jody.
  • Tracey: Gee.
  • Cilan: This is ridiculous!
  • Kiawe: What shall we do?
  • Gary: Shaking It Off, huh?
  • Jody: Then, we accept.
  • (As Jody and the Trix lead Gary to the stage, Zuzu and Burgundy watch)
  • Zuzu: Brock's been wasting his time with these lame proposals!
  • Burgundy: I should have known that Cilan's a fraud!
  • Zuzu: I hope he'd fall for it again.
  • Burgundy: Why yes, Zuzu, that is so nice of this!
  • (Soon, Gary, Jody and the Trix perform Shake It Off)
  • Gary, Jody and the Trix: (singing in Taylor Swift voices) I stay out too late, got nothing in my brain That's what people say, that's what people say I go on too many dates, but I can't make them stay At least that's what people say, that's what people say But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop moving It's like I got this music in my mind Saying it's gonna be alright Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off I never miss a beat, I'm lightning on my feet And that's… I never miss a beat, I'm lightning on my feet And that's what they don’t see, that's what they don’t see I'm dancing on my own, I make the moves up as I go And that's what they don't know, that’s what they don’t know But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop grooving It's like I got this music in my mind Saying it's gonna be alright Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off Hey, hey, hey! Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars And dirty, dirty cheats of the world you could've been getting down to this sick beat My ex-man brought his new girlfriend She's like, “oh my God”, but I'm just gonna shake And to the fella over there with the hella good hair Won't you come on over, baby, we can shake, shake, shake Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I shake it off, I shake it off.
  • (Shake It Off ends)
  • Gary: I just remembered. Meilin's at Crazy Jungle.
  • Jody: But for Taki, he's more than ever.
  • (The Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Brock, you don't have to feel bad for Jody.
  • Brock: It's okay, Conductors.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Everything is fine by now.
  • Tracey: Good.
  • Cilan: Do you remind us of Stepney the Bluebell Engine?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Cilan. He got lost on his way back home. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Stepney Gets Lost starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Stepney the Bluebell Engine works closely with his friend Rusty. One day, Sir Topham Hatt came to see him.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Rusty tells me you're in need of a change. So i want you to help Toby and Mavis at the quarry.
  • Stepney: Oh, thank you, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Stepney.
  • Stepney: Shall I be away long?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Just today. But please be careful. It is easy to get lost up there so be back before dark.
  • Stepney's Driver: We will.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the driver. Stepney soon arrived at the quarry.
  • Toby: We're glad you're here to help us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Toby.
  • Stepney: Are these my cars?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Stepney.
  • Mavis: Only some of them. There's masses more in the sidings.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Replied Mavis.
  • Stepney: The more the marier.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Stepney was really enjoying himself. The dustier he became, the harder he worked. Mavis and Toby were impressed. Then the foreman spoke to his driver.
  • Foreman: We have a night special to take to bulding site at the new branch line. Do you want to pull the train?
  • Stepney's Driver: Yes please.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the driver. But he should have asked Sir Topham Hatt first. Night came.
  • Toby: Be careful, Stepney.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Advised Toby.
  • Stepney: I will and thank you for a lovely day. I do hope i can come back again.
  • Mavis: The line can be spooky.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Mavis.
  • Stepney: Thank you for the warning.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And with that, Stepney puffed away. Stepney arrived on time and made the delivery of rocks and stones for the workmen. Then he set off for home. That's when the trouble began. The fog came down.
  • Stepney: Mavis was right. Suddenly, everything does look spooky.
  • Stepney's Driver: There's a signalbox.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called his driver.
  • Stepney's Driver: And the signal light is green. Someone must have been expecting us.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But they weren't. The points had been set in the wrong direction, but Stepney didn't realize this.
  • Stepney: Home here we come.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Then they approached an unknown area. The driver made a decision.
  • Stepney's Driver: It's best if we rest here until the fog clears.
  • Stepney: What are those strange sounds?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Wondered Stepney. Then the fog slowly lifted.
  • Stepney: Oh, no. We're in the scrapyards.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: His driver and fireman went for help. Stepney was all alone, but not for long. Two diesels approached.
  • Arry: Got ya this time, Stepney, you'll make very fine scrap indeed. Buffer him, Bert.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The diesels took him to the large smelter shed.
  • Arry: Bye bye, Stepney. (laughs)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Stepney looked up. Above him was a huge grabber.
  • Stepney: This engine's not for scrapping!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The grabber wasn't listening. But just as it was about to grab hold of him, it stopped. There stood Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It's a good thing i'm visiting this yard tonight. Saving you from scrap is becoming a habit, Stepney, please stop it.
  • Stepney: Yes, sir. But i had learned something.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: What's that?
  • Stepney: There's no place like home.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: And that's exactly where you're going now.
  • Stepney: Bluebells forever.
  • (Stepney Gets Lost ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Stepney deserved to live here.
  • Clemont: That's good.
  • Kiawe: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (Meanwhile, Piglet takes Brad, Dipper, Wander and Timon and Pumbaa to Crazy Jungle)
  • Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!
  • Brad: Well, this must be Crazy Jungle!
  • Dipper: It says here that many Rhydon inhabit this level.
  • (But then, a group of Rhydon appear, with one of them in the lead as a giant Rhyperior)
  • Wander: Or maybe not!
  • (The Rhyperior lets out a loud roar reused in Island of The Giant Pokemon, and the Rhydon charge toward the boys)
  • Pumbaa: (to Timon) Shall we run for our lives?
  • Timon: (agreeing with Pumbaa) Oh, yes, let's.
  • (Piglet and Friends flee from the Rhydon, and their screams attract Misty and the girls's attention)
  • Misty: What was that?!
  • Mel: I hope Lori Szyslak won't laugh at me!
  • Meilin: This is the most disgusting and most grossest place in all of Snowboard Muppets!
  • (Suddenly, some loud buzzing sounds are heard)
  • Penny: (whining) I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it!
  • Theodora: (angrily) Would you please shut up?! It's not acceptable!
  • Lily: (shuddering with terror) G-g-girls, w-w-we've g-g-got c-c-company!
  • Misty, Mel, Meilin, Penny and Theodora: Huh?
  • (Dozens of angry Beedrill appear, with one of them wearing a General's helmet)
  • Misty, Mel, Meilin, Penny, and Theodora: A BIG BUNCH OF ANGRY BEEDRILL!!!
  • (The Beedrill leader lets out a loud CHARGE fanfare and the swarm buzz down toward the girls)
  • Misty, Mel, Meilin, Penny, Theodora and Lily: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • (They all run away from the Beedrill, as they follow right after them. While we show montages of Piglet, Misty and their friends being chased by both Rhydon and Beedrill, we can hear Bad Religion in the background, singing Supersonic)
  • Bad Religion: Well am I making haste or could it be haste is making me What's time but a thing to kill or keep or buy or lose or live in I gotta go faster Keep up the pace Just to stay in the human race I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate Into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan Now here I go again everything is alien How does it feel to be outstripped by the pace of cultural change My deeds are senseless and rendered meaningless When measured in that vein I could go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivion I won't lie it's exciting When I try to decide things I just want to live decently meaningfully I'm in misery I could I go supersonic the problem's chronic Tell me does life exist beyond it When I need to sate I just accelerate into oblivion Into oblivi yah yah yah yah yah yah yan.
  • (Supersonic ends as Brad bumps into Di Lung)
  • Di Lung: (angrily getting up) Watch where you're going, ya fool!
  • Brad: Who's a fool, Dill Weed?!
  • Misty and Friends: (echoing) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Dipper: Come on! We'd better see what those screams are coming from!
  • (They leave Di Lung and hurry to the other side to find Misty and Friends with their swollen red noses)
  • Wander: Oh, flatten my banjo! Don't tell us it's...
  • Misty: The Beedrill!
  • Mel: They've attacked us, Wander!
  • Meilin: They were so mean!
  • Penny: And aggressive!
  • Theodora: Just look what's happened to our noses!
  • Lily: They've been turned red!
  • Timon: (seeing the girls's noses) Oh, my goodness!
  • Pumbaa: You'd better be careful next time.
  • (But then, from behind them are Brittney, Betty and their friends)
  • Brittney: I knew we'd find those Beedrill burglars here!
  • Piglet: B-b-burglars?!
  • Brad: Hey, why don't you back right off?!
  • Brittney: (intimidating Brad) Don't talk to me!
  • Brad: (gulps)
  • Betty: What we're talking about right now are culprits!
  • Sabrina: Culprits?
  • Lorry: Ah never heard of it before.
  • Chantal: Yeah right.
  • Mackenzie: You scrawny blabbermouths can get into any of your mere excuses!
  • (Misty and Friends turn from sad to angry)
  • Misty, Mel, Meilin, Penny, Theodora and Lily: (turning their heads away) Humph!
  • (The Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Now, don't get too angry, girls.
  • Dipper: Just ignore them, Conductors. You know they don't like bugs.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: And carrots and peppers, too.
  • Wander: Do you know about Toad the Break Van?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Wander. He entered a really fast ride of a lifetime. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Busy Going Backwards starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toad the break van was feeling sad. Everywhere he look, he could see engines and coaches moving steadly forwards. They all look confident and cheerful. One day, he decided to talk to Oliver the Great Western Engine.
  • Toad: I'm always going backwards, Mr. Oliver. I have forward thinking views. I could be a leader if you know what i mean.
  • Gordon: You can't be a leader without a train to follow you. You don't have a train.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon said. Toad felt sadder still. Oliver wanted to help,
  • Oliver: You're a really useful break van, Toad. You help me break and you keep my freight cars in order when we go down hills.
  • Toad: I know, Mr. Oliver, but it'll be so exciting to go forwards for a change instead of always things sliding away from me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The freight cars were cross with Toad.
  • Car 1: Who he to started complaining?
  • Car 2: He's lucky to be look after us.
  • Car 3: Let's teach him a lesson.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The freight cars were simply carried up their plan when they reach Gordon's Hill. When they were nearly at the top, they play their tricks.
  • Cars: Ready, steady, go!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And they jerked and a coupling which broke.
  • Cars: We're making your wish come true, Toad! Follow the leader!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yelled the freight cars. Toad was still in a state of shock so he didn't know what to think. And he couldn't ask the conductor, he had jumped clear.
  • Cars: Faster, faster, as fast as you want!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Screamed the freight cars. Suddenly, Toad found it fun but the fun was soon over. A crossing lay ahead and the gates were closed, Toad couldn't stop. Worst still, Toad now realize he was on the wrong track. There ahead was Gordon! The signalman change the points just in time.
  • Cars: On, on, faster!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried the freight cars. Suddenly, he saw James pulling a long slow train.
  • Toad: Oh, my goodness! Help, save me!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: A quick thinking shunter did just in time.
  • James: What was that?!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Explained James. The signalman warned the stationmaster at the next station.
  • Signalman: There's a runaway coming!
  • Stationmaster: We'll send them into the sidings.
  • Toad: Help, help!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called Toad again. Toad saw some buffers.
  • Toad: Those were stop me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: But the points in the buffers weren't safe.
  • Toad: Oh, no! I'm back on the main line!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Meanwhile Oliver was racing to the rescue.
  • Oliver: I must catch Toad. I must.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toad sped past Henry. More danger lay ahead. Men were working on the bridge, but they had been warned about the runaway Toad and his freight cars. They diverted him onto old sidings, straight into a muddy pool.
  • Toad: Stopped at last.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Oliver arrived and when he saw Toad, he can only smile.
  • Oliver: A pond is the only place for a Toad I suppose.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: That night, Toad spoke to Oliver.
  • Toad: I'm sorry, Mr. Oliver, if I cause to any embarrasment.
  • Oliver: That's all right, Toad. So what do you think of going fowards?
  • Toad: It was fun.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Decided Toad.
  • Toad: But from now on, I'd be happy to looking forward to the future, busy going backwards so to speak.
  • (Busy Going Backwards ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how Toad got into a fast ride.
  • Timon: Whoa!
  • Pumbaa: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (As the Conductors vanish, Nurse Parsons arrives with a lot of medicines)
  • Nurse Parsons: I've brought these medicines for Misty and Friends and they're safe and sound.
  • (Misty and her friends drink the medicines and the stings vanish)
  • Misty: Wow!
  • Mel: It worked!
  • Meilin: Finally!
  • Penny: We love that!
  • Theodora: Now, we're sure to be more careful.
  • Lily: Sure.
  • (At Starlight Highway, Denise, Lucia, Marley and Lorelei arrive for a visit)
  • Denise: We're here!
  • Lucia: Ready for space training.
  • Lloyd: Yes, you do!
  • Eddie: Things will go underway!
  • Douglas: And we mean it!
  • Kurt: Good luck.
  • Marley and Lorelei: We will!
  • (In a space training montage, E.T. plays)
  • Katy Perry: You're so hypnotizing Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel? Your touch magnetizing Feels like I am floating Leaves my body glowing They say, be afraid You're not like the others Futuristic lover Different DNA They don't understand you [Pre-Chorus] You're from a whole 'nother world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go Lead me into the light Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial [Verse 2] You're so supersonic Wanna feel your powers Stun me with your lasers Your kiss is cosmic Every move is magic [Pre-Chorus] You're from a whole 'nother world A different dimension You open my eyes And I'm ready to go Lead me into the light [Chorus] Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial [Bridge] This is transcendental On another level Boy, you're my lucky star I wanna walk on your wave length And be there when you vibrate For you I'll risk it all All [Chorus] Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me Infect me with your love and Fill me with your poison Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial Extraterrestrial Extraterrestrial Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial.
  • (E.T. ends as the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Well done, girls!
  • Denise: Thanks, Conductors.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Everything's fine by now.
  • Lucia: Do you remember Cyril the Fogman?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Lucia. He's a fogman that Thomas met. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and The Fogman starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: It was winter on the Island of Sodor. The first fogs had begun to roll in from the sea. Thomas, Annie and Clarabel love the quiet of Misty Valley. But Thomas must be careful of rocks that sometimes roll onto the tracks. Cyril the Fogman has a very important job. He puts detonators on the tracks to warn the engines when there's fog ahead.
  • (Boom!)
  • Thomas: Oooh.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shivered Thomas as he ran over the detonator.
  • Thomas: That made my axles tingle.
  • Thomas' Driver: Cyril's done his job.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: We better slow down. There's fog ahead.
  • Thomas: Thank you, Cyril.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas. That night at the sheds, Sir Topham Hatt had something special to show the engines. It was very large and strange looking.
  • Percy: What is it?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Asked Percy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It's a new invention, a railway foghorn.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It warns you when there's fog ahead. Like this.
  • (The foghorn begins to wail and bricks from the roof fall down into the floor then it turns off)
  • Percy: That's loud!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • James: Too loud.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Huffed James.
  • Gordon: Sounds like a tugboat to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Grumbled Gordon. Thomas looked worried.
  • Thomas: What will Cyril do now?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He asked.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: It will begin in a much needed rest.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Besides, this new foghorn will be more reliable.
  • Thomas: Poor Cyril.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Whispered Thomas.
  • Thomas: He's been scrapped.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The next day, Percy was cheerfully chuffing through Misty Valley when suddenly...
  • (The foghorn wails again)
  • Percy: Oh, Jeepers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Exclamied Percy.
  • Percy: That foghorn is so loud it rattles my dome. It doesn't even make my axles tingle.
  • Percy's Driver: Still, we better slow down.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Percy's Driver: There's fog ahead.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The foghorn had been so loud that it made the hillside shake. No sooner was Percy out of sight, when one rock fell, then another and another. Before long, the track was blocked and the foghorn was crushed. Not far away. Thomas was puffing happily right on time.
  • (Thomas' whistle toots)
  • Thomas: I can't see a thing!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas. And then before he could think of anything else...
  • (Crash!)
  • Thomas: Bust my buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Thomas.
  • Thomas: What happened to the foghorn.
  • Thomas' Driver: I don't know.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Thomas' Driver: But at least nobody's been hurt.
  • Thomas' Fireman: Toby will be coming down the line any minute.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his fireman.
  • Thomas: If there's no foghorn here...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: He'll run into us.
  • Voice: Leave it to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Called a voice from the fog.
  • Thomas: It's Cyril!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: I hope he's in time.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Toby and his coach Henrietta were chuffing along. Toby was looking forward for a well earned drink at the station when...
  • (Boom!)
  • Toby: Fog detonators!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Toby.
  • Toby's Driver: There must be fog ahead.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Toby's Driver: We better slow down.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And just around the next bend, with his axles still tingling, Toby was very glad they did. Otherwise, they would've crashed into Thomas' wreck. Soon the tracks were cleared and Thomas was back on the rails.
  • Thomas: If it hadn't been for Cyril...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Toby might have had a worst accident than me.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Instead of replacing Cyril with a foghorn...
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: We'll replace the foghorn with Cryril. You're cleary more reliable.
  • Cyril: Thank you, sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Cyril.
  • Toby: And thank you.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Toby.
  • Thomas: New inventions are all very well.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Percy: Well they don't make my axles tingle.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Percy.
  • (The Fogman ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how fog can be dense.
  • Marley: I know that.
  • Lorelei: You'd be leaving, huh?
  • The Conductors: Yep!
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We go to Haunted House, as howling wolves and hooting owls are heard)
  • (Ash, Emily, April, Courage, Johnny, Dukey, Scooby and Shaggy are dressed in Ghostbuster uniforms, as do Pikachu and Candy)
  • Ash: Guys, listen very carefully. My mom says that we all have to hunt for ghosts.
  • Pikachu: Pikachu.
  • Courage: The things I do for love.
  • (Just then, Casper, Fatso, Stinky and Stretch appear)
  • Casper: Hey, everyone!
  • Fatso: We've been expecting you all.
  • Emily: And a pleasure, too.
  • Candy: Pop says that we all have to be brave.
  • April: My brothers and sisters as well.
  • Stinky: Good.
  • Stretch: We knew we can rely on you.
  • Johnny: Yes!
  • Dukey: Ghost hunt, here we come!
  • Shaggy: Like, this is going to be great!
  • Scooby: Roh, boy!
  • (In a montage of ghost hunts, Grim Grinning Ghosts plays)
  • Chorus: When the crypt doors creak, and the tombstones quake Spooks come out for a swinging wake Happy haunts materialize And begin to vocalize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide Or a silly spook may sit by your side Shrouded in a daft disguise They pretend to terrorize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree Spooks arrive for the midnight spree Creepy creeps with eerie eyes Start to shriek and harmonize Grim Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize When you hear the knell of a requiem bell Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell Restless bones etherialize Rise as spooks of every size Mwahahahahahahahaha! If you would like to join our jamboree There's a simple rule that's compulsory Mortals pay a token fee Rest in peace, the haunting's free So hurry back we would like your company Hurry back...hurry back... Be sure to bring your death certificate If you decide to join us Make final arrangements now We've been...dying...to have you.
  • (Grim Grinning Ghosts ends as Ash and the others collapse with exhaustion)
  • Ash: Whew! I'd better go and cool myself off. Unless, everything couldn't have been avoided somehow.
  • Pikachu: Pika.
  • Heather: (as she, Lexi and Senora Zapata appear) Of course it could have been avoided!
  • Lexi: This is all your fault, Ash Ketchum!
  • Senora Zapata: Everything won't be necessary if Puss in the Boots hadn't been fighting ghosts!
  • Ash: (nervously) But I...
  • (At that moment, Officer Jenny, Lieutenant Feral and Officer Roberts show up with the Conductors)
  • Officer Jenny: Hey, why don't you leave him alone?
  • Mr. Conductor 1: It was his idea to hunt for ghosts!
  • Lieutenant Feral: And we prove it!
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Right.
  • Officer Roberts: Do you remind us of Percy?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Yes, Officer Roberts. He found supernatural things on the Island of Sodor. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Percy and The Haunted Mine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: In the summertime, the branch line stationmasters enjoy a friendly competition for the most beautiful station on the Island of Sodor. The engines love to help too. One evening Sir Topham Hatt came to the sheds.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want Percy to collect some flower bushes from Lower Tidmouth Station.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: They're at Maithwaithe.
  • Percy: Maithwaithe?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy said.
  • Percy: Y-y-yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He added nervously. Percy chuffed anxiously through the thickening fog. He doesn't like travelling to Maithwaithe at night. The line passes through a junction next to a spooky old quarry mine. Percy hoped the signal at the junction would be green. He didn't want to stop next to the mine. But the signal was red. He had to stop. Suddenly he saw something.
  • Percy: Bouncing buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy. His driver hadn't seen the old chimney sink into the ground. The signal changed. Percy was so scared, he steamed away as fast as he could. The next day, Percy was telling Donald and Douglas about the disappearing chimney.
  • Donald: It's the naughty gnomes.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Teased Donald.
  • Douglas: We fat men with big feet. They make strange things happen.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Douglas.
  • Douglas: It's legend. They steal your wheels and filch your funnels.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy didn't want to believe them, but he wasn't sure. Sir Topham Hatt was waiting for Percy at Dryaw Station.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to collect some freight cars from the abandoned mine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said.
  • Percy: Y-y-yes sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy answered. But he really didn't want to go there again. Percy hoped he wouldn't see anything else disappear. He slipped into the sidings and buffered up to the freight cars.
  • Percy: Spooky.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Stammered Percy. Suddenly, another building at the old mine sank into the ground.
  • Percy's Driver: What was that?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shouted his driver.
  • Percy: Double bouncing buffers!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Shrieked Percy. He was so scared, he lurched forward and rammed the freight car.
  • Percy: Naughty gnomes!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy. He steamed away faster than before, all the way back to Lower Tidmouth Station. Percy's driver told Sir Topham Hatt what they had seen.
  • Percy: It's the naughty gnomes.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Cried Percy.
  • Percy: They like to cause trouble. It's legend.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Nonsense.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: The old buildings are collapsing at empty mine shafts. That's all.
  • Percy: But i saw the gnomes.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Protested Percy.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Of course you did.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Garden gnomes.
  • Percy: Garden gnomes?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: To decorate Lower Tidmouth Station.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: They're not scary. Garden gnomes bring good luck.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he ordered Percy to return immediately and get them. Percy was scared, but he knew he had to be responsible. So he carried on.
  • Percy: I'm not scared, i'm not scared.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He waited for something else spooky to happen. But it didn't and Sir Topham Hatt was right. The garden gnomes weren't scary at all. His driver and fireman had collected the gnomes and Percy took them straight back to Lower Tidmouth Station. Later that week, the stationmanster thanked Percy.
  • Stationmanster: We wouldn't have won our competition without your garden gnomes, Percy.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy was very proud.
  • Percy: You were right, sir, naughty gnomes can be lucky after all.
  • (Percy and The Haunted Mine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So that's how gnomes can be luckier than ever.
  • Mr. Conductor 1: Good.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: We'd better go to the last level.
  • (The Conductors vanish)
  • (We join Raye, Shauna, Corina, Jordin, Yai and Mira, as they venture along Ice Land)
  • Raye: Brr! It's cold!
  • Shauna: Should we get some ice cream or something?
  • (But then, they fall for a trap, and a giant cage lands on them)
  • Corina: What the?!
  • Damien: Ha ha! We've got you girls now!
  • Jordin: Why you!
  • Jessie: Don't bet on it.
  • Cliff: Just prepare for trouble!
  • James: It's going to be wicked.
  • Lube: So you'd better make it double!
  • Jessie: To protect the world from...
  • (Their mottoes are cut out when Rocket and Perry swing to the rescue)
  • Rocket: Hold it, stop the mottoes, all of you!
  • Jessie and Cliff: Wha?
  • (They both get kicked in the faces)
  • Dino: It's Rocket Raccoon!
  • Mite: And Perry the Platypus!
  • Yai: Yes!
  • Mira: Look who's here to save us!
  • Larry: Listen, guys. We've got no business with you!
  • Ulric: You ruin Team Rocket and the Greasers's mottoes and we'll bust you for contempt!
  • Avalanche: Is that clear?
  • Rocket: No way, fools! We've got a surprise that will frighten you all to smithereens!
  • (Perry pulls the red rope, and dozens of Reznors roar into life)
  • Meowth: GAH! REZNORS!
  • Shriek: RUN FOR IT!!!
  • (They all flee from the Reznors in terror, with Jessie's Wobbuffet following after them)
  • (Moments later, the Conductors return)
  • Mr. Conductor 1: (seeing Rocket and Perry free Raye and the girls) Nicely done, you two!
  • Rocket: Thanks, Conductors.
  • Raye: You've done a good job.
  • Shauna: And we're proud of you two.
  • Mr. Conductor 3: Exactly.
  • Corina: Everyone's liking it.
  • Jordin: Do you remember Edward?
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Surely, Jordin. He learned to be really useful. Let me explain.
  • (He blows his whistle and Edward The Really Useful Engine starts)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: The engines on the Island of Sodor are good at different things. Gordon is a very good express, Percy is good at carrying the mail and when Edward is not hauling freight cars, he is very good at being a back engine. When engines have heavy loads, Edward buffers up behind and helps push. But Edward is old. Some engines think this makes him unreliable.
  • Gordon: Edward is a useless old steampot.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon sniffed.
  • Gordon: He should be retired.
  • Percy: But he doesn't have tires.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Percy said.
  • Thomas: Retired.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Thomas.
  • Thomas: Means taken out of service.
  • Gordon: And not a moment too soon.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon. And the other big engines agreed with him, but Percy was very upset. Later, his driver asked him why he looked so glum. Percy told him about Edward.
  • Percy: The big engines don't think he's useful anymore.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said. Percy's driver saw Sir Topham Hatt and told him what Percy had said.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I will attend to the matter inmediately.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Sir Topham Hatt. Sir Topham Hatt had a plan.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: The new loop line is completed.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said to Edward.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: I want you to teach Stepney how to run it properly.
  • Edward: But sir.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He asked.
  • Edward: Who will look after the freight cars?
  • Sir Topham Hatt: Duck will do your work.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Sir Topham Hatt replied. When the other engines heard Duck was going to help them, they were pleased.
  • Henry: Duck is very reliable.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Henry.
  • Gordon: It makes no difference to me.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said Gordon pompously.
  • Gordon: I don't need a back engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: And he wheeshed away. Edward enjoyed working with Stepney. It was great fun delivering passengers to stations in the beautiful countryside. But Duck was not happy. The trucks were playing their silly games.
  • Troublesome Trucks: (singing) Duck should play with other ducks cause he's no good at pulling trucks. Quack, quack, quack, quack. Hold back, hold back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: They giggled. Duck found himself going slower, and slower, and slower. Halfway up Gordon's Hill, his wheels stopped all together. Duck was stuck.
  • Duck's Driver: Oh, no.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said his driver.
  • Duck's Driver: This is Gordon's line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Duck's guard phoned the signalman to warn him.
  • Signalman: It's too late to switch Gordon to the middle line.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the signalman.
  • Signalman: You'll have to flag him down.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon saw the guard.
  • Gordon: If i stop on this hill, i'll never get started again.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: He said crossly and he buffered up to Duck. Gordon tried to set off again, but his wheels spun and spun.
  • Gordon's Driver: It's no use. We need a back engine.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Said the driver.
  • Gordon's Driver: I'll send for Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon was cross. Edward was excited. He was going to be a back engine for two trains. Edward cheerfully buffered up and the strange train set off. They chuffed gently into the station.
  • Boy: Look at that!
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Laughed a boy.
  • Boy: The back engine must be the strongest and the best.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon was embarrased. Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Gordon.
  • Sir Topham Hatt: You have set rude things about Edward. He proved today that he is useful reliable and very helpful.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Gordon felt very ashamed. The next morning, Gordon apologized.
  • Gordon: Thank you for helping me Edward.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Puffed Gordon.
  • Gordon: You really are a useful engine.
  • Edward: It's good to be back.
  • Mr. Conductor 2: Edward chuffed happily. Sir Topham Hatt's plan had worked. There was no more talk about Edward retiring.
  • (Edward The Really Useful Engine ends)
  • Mr. Conductor 2: So

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