Colonel: One day, Snake and Meryl went to a video store his where Snake saw a 1992 VHS of the Great Mouse Detective, but he's very crazy!
Solid Snake: Oh, look! It's a 1992 VHS of the Great Mouse Detective! Can I have it, Meryl? Since I got a bandada and black shirt and pants was dark.
Meryl: No, Snake! But, it's a phony!
Solid Snake: But... but... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT THE VIDEOTAPE NOW!
Meryl: You must die! (pays Ganondorf and Link)
Ganondorf and Link: Thank you, Meryl.
Meryl: No problem.
Colonel: The next day, Snake and Meryl went to the book store was 1985 My Country Tis of Thee book, it happened.
Solid Snake: Can I have book, Meryl?
Meryl: No, Snake, you little pal! And it's hard to find!
Solid Snake: (singing) Who let the dogs out, woof, woof, woof, woof! Who let the dogs out, woof, woof, woof, woof! Who let the dogs out, woof, woof, woof, woof! Who let the dogs out... (stops singing and bawls) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meryl: That's it! You gonna get spanking right now, will be definity lost!
Solid Snake: No! NO! NO!! NO-OOOOOO!!! (moaning)
Meryl: Ugh! You are such a pain!
Mei Ling: Meryl, stop acting like Nani from Lilo & Stitch.
Colonel: Then Meryl runs away from Snake's tantrum, until him Luigi and Toadette arrived.
Luigi: Snake! What's going on?!
Solid Snake: STOP! Ain't no good at all he hasn't been here for this!
Luigi: Be quiet! And I'll wrap you in the toilet paper.
Solid Snake: No, no, no! (muffles) I feel like a mummy.
Luigi: You will stay here about in 20 days!
Solid Snake: OH NO! NOT A 20 DAYS!
Luigi: YES! 20 DAYS!
Solid Snake: (crying) NOOOOOOOOO! I'VE BEEN FRAMED! I WANNA GO HOME! YOU FAIL!
Colonel: Later, Snake and his friends are playing dodgeball.
Link: You ready?
Toadette: Watch it!
Solid Snake: (still crying) I can't go with that children! I have to get back to my Meryl!
Mei Ling: Come on, Ganondorf, do it!
Solid Snake: (Ganondorf pushes, his Snake falls off the cliff will Snake dying noise.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Toadette: (cries) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
King Dedede and Kirby: Retreat! YAY!
Kirby: I FINALLY KILLED SNAKE!
King Dedede: IT'S MINE! ALL MINE! ALL MINE!!
Colonel: (Fade out. In the Game Over screen in Metal Gear Solid 1.) Snake, you OK? Snake! SNAAAAAKE?!
Toadette: (Fade in. Back to the video.) I think I just crap myself! You killed Snake.
Luigi: Yeah, I don't wanna hear about this.
Solid Snake: Me?!
Cyborg Ninja: Yes.
The Count: 1, 2, 3! Go!
Solid Snake: Don't do that, were gonna die!
Vulcan Raven: That's too late, Snake.
Zelda: (to Snake) What's the matter, Snake?
Solid Snake: Yeah, I fall off that cliff, Zelda. But... (yelling) I WANNA GO HOME!
Vulcan Raven: Okay, guys? Wanna watch of Great Mouse Detective?