- Colonel: One day, Snake, Meryl and Otacon went to the video store. Snake saw a Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun DVD of Kaboom Entertainment, it happenede.
- Solid Snake: Can I have it?
- Otacon: No, Snake.
- Meryl: Yeah, yeah, it's a phony.
- Solid Snake: But...but...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT THAT ROLIE POLIE OLIE THE GREAT DEFENDER OF FUN DVD!!
- Otacon: YOU MUST DIE!
- Colonel: Soon three days, and now it's a next day. Snake went to the another video store. Snake saw a 2003 VHS of Stitch! The Movie, it happened.
- Solid Snake: Can I have this thing?
- Otacon: No, thank you.
- Meryl: You have a cost of money.
- Solid Snake: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
- Otacon: CUT THAT OUT, SNAKE!!
- Meryl: That's it! I'm calling the Police right now!
- [He codec calls at the sound. In the codec screen.]
- Naomi Hunter: What's going on?
- Solid Snake: OH NO! THIS CAN'T BE! NO, NO, NO, NO!
- [Back to the video.]
- Knuckles: Snake, what you're doing?
- Solid Snake: Stop! This can't be!
- Knuckles: That's it! You gonna get flushed down the toilet! You ready?
- Solid Snake: No... NO... [toilet flushes] NO-OOOOOO!!!
- Tails: [cries] NOOOOOOOOO!
- Naomi Hunter: [Fade out, in the Game Over screen in Metal Gear Solid 1.] No... Snake! SNAKE!!
- Ringmaster: You killed Snake! You medieval dickweed!
- Amy Rose: Gosh, what happened to Snake, I was about in 30 days.
- Solid Snake: NO! NOT A 30 DAYS!
- Amy Rose: YES! 30 DAYS!
- Solid Snake: How can you stay for?
- Dulcy: 30 days, good-bye.
- Solid Snake: (sighs)
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