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Solid Snake Throws a Tantrum (A Metal Gear Solid and Sonic Crossover)

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  • Colonel: One day, Snake, Meryl and Otacon went to the video store. Snake saw a Rolie Polie Olie: The Great Defender of Fun DVD of Kaboom Entertainment, it happenede.
  • Solid Snake: Can I have it?
  • Otacon: No, Snake.
  • Meryl: Yeah, yeah, it's a phony.
  • Solid Snake: But...but...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT THAT ROLIE POLIE OLIE THE GREAT DEFENDER OF FUN DVD!!
  • Otacon: YOU MUST DIE!
  • Colonel: Soon three days, and now it's a next day. Snake went to the another video store. Snake saw a 2003 VHS of Stitch! The Movie, it happened.
  • Solid Snake: Can I have this thing?
  • Otacon: No, thank you.
  • Meryl: You have a cost of money.
  • Solid Snake: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
  • Otacon: CUT THAT OUT, SNAKE!!
  • Meryl: That's it! I'm calling the Police right now!
  • [He codec calls at the sound. In the codec screen.]
  • Naomi Hunter: What's going on?
  • Solid Snake: OH NO! THIS CAN'T BE! NO, NO, NO, NO!
  • [Back to the video.]
  • Knuckles: Snake, what you're doing?
  • Solid Snake: Stop! This can't be!
  • Knuckles: That's it! You gonna get flushed down the toilet! You ready?
  • Solid Snake: No... NO... [toilet flushes] NO-OOOOOO!!!
  • Tails: [cries] NOOOOOOOOO!
  • Naomi Hunter: [Fade out, in the Game Over screen in Metal Gear Solid 1.] No... Snake! SNAKE!!
  • Ringmaster: You killed Snake! You medieval dickweed!
  • Amy Rose: Gosh, what happened to Snake, I was about in 30 days.
  • Solid Snake: NO! NOT A 30 DAYS!
  • Amy Rose: YES! 30 DAYS!
  • Solid Snake: How can you stay for?
  • Dulcy: 30 days, good-bye.
  • Solid Snake: (sighs)

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