The famed theme tune of Ebo The Friendly Centurion was in part responsible for the programmes spectacular failiar. Indeed, their awfulness was not only the birth of the show, but reflect its very nature. To a very predictable tune, and pictures from the show the song goes :
Ebo the friendly centurion! Turion! Turion! Ebo the friendly centurion! And his murderous lion Ibi!