• Sonic as Eric Cartman
  • Amy as Shelly Marsh (both are 12 years old and have short tempers)
  • Knuckles as Saddam Hussein
  • Chris Thorndyke as Scott Tenorman
  • Vector as Santan
  • Tails as Damien
  • Shadow as Stan Marsh
  • Rouge as Wendy Testaburger
  • Snively as Kyle Broflovski
  • Breezie as Bebe Stevens
  • Dr. Robotnik as Kenny McCormick