- Stan Marsh as Noddy
- Wendy Testaburger as Tessie Bear
- Chef as Mr. Plod
- Gerald Broflovski as Mr. Tubby Bear
- Carol McCormick as Mrs. Tubby Bear
- Stuart McCormick as Mr. Sparks
- Sharon Marsh as Dinah Doll
- Clyde as Clockwork Mouse
- Mr. Garrison as Big Ears
- Satan as Gobbo
- Susan Sheridan - Stan Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, Carol McCormick, Clyde and Sharon Marsh
- Jimmy Hibbert - Mr. Garrison, Gerald Broflovski, Chef, Stuart McCormick and Satan
- Stan Marsh: Nobody loves me. They all think I'm bad, But I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
- Wendy Testaburger: Stan.
- Stan Marsh: I'm so lonely.
- Wendy Testaburger: No you're not, I'm here.
- Stan Marsh: Wendy, I didn't hear you come in, are you still talking to me?
- Wendy Testaburger: Of course I am.
- Stan Marsh: But people saying such horrid things.
- Wendy Testaburger: You're not a thief.
- Stan Marsh: But everyone think it was me, Because the thief had a jingling bell like mine.
- Wendy Testaburger: I know, But I think the thief was pretended to be you and I've got a plan to prove it. Come on!